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Summer House: Loverbaby
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Summer House, Kyle angles for a prenup... or does he? Plus, a florist cancels, which means a drunken rage-out at dinner.Watch a very spec...
Top Chef: Welcome... to Jurassic Gail
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The latest episode of Top Chef: Houston has the chefs battling to make dinosaur-inspired cuisine in honor of the upcoming film, Jurassic World Dominio...
RHOBH Season 12 Trailer Breakdown
14 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 12 trailer has arrived, and we are breaking down every inch of it — from the hair accessories to th...
RHONJ: Nashville Hot Stricken
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Nashville, and it goes about as well as you'd expect, which is to say not very well at all. Watch out for fl...
Below Deck Sailing: Fenders and Benders
12 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch ...
Summer House: Bonfire of the Inanities
12 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alex returns to Summer House with a really interesting marshmallow arc and a bonfire that features Lindsay trying to hook up but then ruining it when ...
Top Chef: Talenti'd Heroes
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Top Chef celebrates some of Texas' most beloved female heroes and Talenti tries to figure out how to make a new flavor out of the winning Quickfire di...
RHOC Live From Cleveland: Pain in the Aspen
10 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Orange County mine for material in Aspen, Gina loses her shit for no reason, and Jen copies everything Heather says. Thanks for...
RHONJ Live From Columbus: The Hungary Games
09 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're live in beautiful Columbus to mock this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Marge throws her mom a 75th birthday party and Teresa tries to fig...
SummerHouse: Walking on Broken Glass - Live from Detroit
08 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ciara and Danielle's fight looms over this week's Summer House episode, but not as much as Hurricane Henri, which threatens to trap the cast out in Lo...
RHOA: Season 14 Trailer Breakdown!
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back for season 14 with some old faces (Shereé), new titles (Marlo), and surprising holdovers (Drew). We're breaki...
Top Chef: Limp Brisket
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Top Chef the cheftestants have to put a new spin on brisket, but not before they put an even newer spin on Texas toast. We're recapping i...
RHOC: When Push Comes to Shove - Live from San Fran
03 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On a group trip to Aspen, The Real Housewives of Orange County lose their mind with several chaotic spats culminating in Noella accusing Heather of sh...
RHONJ: A Tre-gue of Their Own - Live from Denver
01 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Dolores arranges a charity softball game which turns into a minor spat about yoga pants — as is won...
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tomfoolery
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has a problem when the boat runs ashore. Sorry to tell you this, but it's about Tom. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San ...
Summer House: All’s Ferragosto in Love and War
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Ciara VS Hubbhouse on this week's Summer House, until Danielle jumps in a...
Top Chef: Twinning of the Herd
28 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef has a twin plate challenge with the one and only Wylie Crazypants Duf...
RHOC: Gina's ExorSchism
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Gina pores over her new skincare line on Real Housewives of Orange County. Wil...
RHONJ Tre-House of Horrors
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey do a team building exercise at a treetop adv...
BelowDeckSailing: Yachting Is In Tents
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht there's no wind until all of a sudden there's ALL THE WIND. In between, there's a misbehaving tent and a drunken...
Summer House: 2 Girls, 1 Kroll
22 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The love triangle between Lindsay, Ciara, and Austen bubbles over into house drama on this week's Summer House. But at least Kyle and Amanda aren't fi...
#1719 Top Chef: A Hard Day's Night Market
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must form their own Asian Night Market, which means chewy steaks, raw potatoes, and greasy dough. Padma is not...
RHOC: Right Here Waiting For Brain Scans - Live from DC
19 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Jen treats the Real Housewives of Orange County to an exciting evening of brain scans and power points, but not before Heather alerts us that she'...
RHONJ: Scrolling in the Deep - Live from Philly
18 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Luis confronts the rumors about his past (by not confronting them at all) and then love bombs Teresa with ...
BelowDeckSailing: There Will Be Bronzer
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wow. This week's episode of Below Deck: Sailing Yacht gave us some of the worst guests in franchise history, the worst tip in franchise history, the w...
RHOM Reunion: Ye Said, She Said
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the final part of Real Housewives of Miami's season 4 reunion, which means it's time to talk about Kanye's peen. Let's get our tiny blue boxes ou...
RHOSLC: Unusual Shah-spects
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finishes out its bonkers season with Reunion...
#1713 RHOC: Childish Syracuse-ations
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Heather takes poor Gina to revel in the bright lights of Syracuse this week on Real Housewives of New York, and Shannon tries to convince herself that...
RHONJ: The Boys Who Tried Wolf
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's guys night on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Bill is put on the hot s...
Summer House: HubbHouse Slummer
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's Lindsay's birthday on Summer House, so Austen shows up in terrible prints as some sort of prize for the women to fight over. Happy "I'm 35 but my...
RHOM: Larsa-nic and Old Faces
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The supersized part one of the season 4 Real Housewives of Miami reunion is a fantastic episode from start to finish. We love Larsa "Progressive" Pipp...
RHOSLC: Meredith Marks, Ace Attorney
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On part two of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 2 reunion, the rift between Lisa and Meredith seems to grow irreparably wider, especially ...
Top Chef: Houston, We Have a Padma — Live from Milwaukee
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef returned this week, and we were extremely excited to recap it live fr...
RHONJ: Unpretty in Pink - Live from Chicago
06 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa and Jennifer get into a minor scrape, and Luis clears up any misconceptions about "the video." And...
#1706 RHOC: An Embarrassment of Riches - Live from St. Paul
04 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather Dubrow hosts a dinner party with Jen and Ryne that results in one of the funniest, awkwardest s...
#1705 SummerHouse: Amandervention
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Summer House, the ladies contemplate how best to tell Amanda that Kyle has said some hurtful stuff about her. Plus, Lindsay has robust eg...
RHOM: Death, Love and Peen-nuts
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Miami's fourth season comes to a sad close with the death of Alexia's mother. Don't worry, though. Larsa poor shames someone at a b...
RHOSLC Reunion 1: Narrating Exatums
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the start of Reunion month for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Mar...
#1672 BDSY: Std of the Sea
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back. Gary is still a horndog and no one has fig...
#1671 RHONJ: Gym Tan Luis
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore, where Teresa flips o...
RHOM: Putting It Out Into The UniVersace
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Did you know Alexia's getting married? She is! And on this week's Real Housewives of Miami, Marysol - aka Gay Icon -- is throwing a bachelorette party...
Summer House: Should I Stye or Should I Go?
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Summer House, "Kyle" is the star of the show - as in Amanda saying "Kyle" every ten seconds like a refrigerator door that's been left ope...
RHOSLC: Throwing La Vida Loca
22 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the season finale of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jenny tries to have a fight with Mary at Lisa's Vida Tequila event. It doesn't really happe...
#1697 RHONJ: Fraught With Frat-saster
19 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jackie throws a frat party on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and the keg is going to be thrown like one of Donkey Kong's barrels by the en...
RHOC: Highs and Lows - Live from San Diego
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon Beador holds a luncheon where Dr. Jen reveals major issues in her marriage. Plus, Heather p...
#1695 Summer House: Hello Mya Name Is...
15 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Mya opens up about not feeing let in on this week's Summer House, and Lindsay ...
#1694 RHOM: The West Wang
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami takes our breath away with a fight about Kanye West's...
Crappens ReRun: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Premiere!
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Crappens ReRun Time! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip showed up on Bravo, so to those who are watching it for the first time, here is our first rec...
#1692 RHOC: Stack of Angina
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Orange County ends its Mexico trip with Emily on her ass and Gina angry at Noella. Don't worry, Game Nights and terrible marriage...
#1691 RHONJ: Too Late to Apolo-Gia
10 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
All hail the rise of the new Supreme on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Gia becomes a Housewife in training when she lets her uncle have it...
Summer House: Very Cavalier-y
08 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Summer House, Craig comes clean about if he's sleeping with Kristin Cavallari, causing his love triangle with Paige and Andrea to... sort...
RHOM: Girl Walks Into a Barf - Live from Orlando
08 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Miami trip to the Hamptons culminates in Julia barfing her way through a mystery illness (a hangover) and Larsa overseeing a ma...
RHOSLC: Best Friends for Never
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The chaos on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reaches a boiling point between Lisa and Meredith, with the former besties screaming at each other ...
RHOC: Hot and Bothered - Live from Nashville
05 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Noella nearly dies in a sweat lodge, only to face Heather later at dinner for a Cards Against Human...
2022 Golden Crappies Live From NYC
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We celebrated ten years together and kicked off our Hunky Dory Tour at the 2022 Golden Crappies live from The Town Hall theater in New York City with ...
RHONJ: Everybody Nose - Live From Atlanta
04 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back, and we're kicking off the premiere with a live show in Atlanta. There's so much to discuss: Luis's crazy v...
#1684 RHOM: Friendship Contract!
02 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami brings back the classic "Friendship Contract" storyli...
Summer House: Craige
01 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Craig shows up on this week's Summer House to claim Paige and rage against L...
#1682 RHOSLC: Cinco de Why-o?
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We recorded this very special Real Housewives of Salt Lake City on our iPhone from a hotel room while we were snowed in during the BLOCKBUSTER BOMB CY...
#1681 Live From The Wilbur: PumpRules LaLa Landing
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're live in Boston at the Wilbur Theater for the end of our first weekend back out on the road. We had a great time discussing the final Vanderpump ...
#1680 PumpRules: The Ring Didn't Mean a Thing
26 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Vanderpump Rules starts off its reunion with James and Raquel breaking up, and ends with Katie yelling at Sandoval. Will Scheanna find a way to get th...
RHOM: Look Who's Montauking
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Miami heads to Montauk, NY for bicker-filled cast trip. First there's a fight over room selection, and then Marysol tries to ma...
SummerHouse: Doing a Few Slaps in the Pool
25 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at...
RHOSLC: Zion Lyin'
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The madness continues on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City as Jen and Meredith continue to quarrel at their house in Zion. But nothing prepares us...
RHOC: Pride Cards Against Humanity
20 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, the women head to Mexico for a group trip, and Heather finds it in her heart to invite Noella, who ...
PumpRules: Diss Engaged
19 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
For those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home...
#1674 RHOM: Over the Fetish Line
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's pajama party time on Real Housewives of Miami, and Lisa is obsessed with trying to get her fetish on with Julia even though she doesn't know what...
#1673 Summer House: Turkey and Tears
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Summer House returns for a sixth season with a couple of new faces and one turkey obsessed brah. Kyle and Amanda fight, Lindsay flirts, and Andrea tri...
#1672 RHOSLC: The Zionic Woman
18 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go on a trip to Zion in the Sprinter Van From Hell, where Mary misses a drum circle and Whitney tries to have an...
Dwell Hello #210: Staying On Track in Monaco
14 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A boy who dreams of luxury drags his mom to Monaco so he can start his life as a Princess. Will he be ok with being one step away from the border? For...
#1670 RHOC BiTextual Chakra Con
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather throws a book launch party for her daughter, Noella accuses Heather of getting violent at her o...
#1670 PumpRules: Fools of Engagement
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brock and Scheana take mooching to a new height on this week's Vanderpump Rule...
RHOM: Against All Todds
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a very intense showdown between Todd and oh well you know Peter on this week's Real Housewives of Miami. TL;DR: Peter's terrible. But the show is...
Project Runway: Real Housewives of the Runway
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On a very special episode of Project Runway, the designers must make a reunion look for several members of the Real Housewives franchise. Honestly, we...
RHOSLC: The Ordeals on the Bus Go 'Round and 'Round
11 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith throws a cringey birthday for Seth, and then afterwards the women head out on a road trip...
Summer House Trailer Breakdown
07 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Season six of Summer House is right around the corner; so here's a breakdown of the trailer in all its sloppy, wine-throwing glory!Watch along with us...
Dwell Hello #209: South African Stardom
07 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A soap opera actress returns to South Africa with a very American husband on her arm to start her career back up. Will her husband's obsession with ho...
RHOC: Floral Agreement
06 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Sweet James officially serves Noella divorce papers... with a side of flowers. Plus, Dr. Jen tries to s...
PumpRules: Murk in Progress
05 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Vanderpump Rules, the Toms plan a party so the rest of the cast can see how they're tumbling into debt. Meanwhile, Brock hatches a plan t...
RHOM: Fuming and Tuluming
04 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week Real Housewives of Miami, Guerdy throws a Tulum themed birthday party for Julia. There's a sorrow war, animal poop, and one really awkward f...
RHOSLC: Wild Ride, Mild Rose
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Salt Lake starts our 2022 right with a fight at the Mild Rose rebranding party. Jennie confronts Mary over racially ignorant commen...
Dwell Hello: Searching for a Chicago Condo
31 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Dwell Hello, we're recapping House Hunters: season 200, ep 13 - "Searching for a Chicago Condo," available on YouTube TV.Will Kevin get w...
Housewives of the North Pole w Brian Moylan
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We teamed up with Brian Moylan's podcast 12 Gays of Christmas for a very special crossover holiday recap of Housewives of the North Pole starring the ...
Candy Coated Christmas, Part 3
29 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back with Matt and Jake from Reality Gays podcast to finish out our recap of Candy Coated Christmas. Will Molly be able to sell the house her mo...
Candy Coated Christmas, Part 2
28 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back for part two of Candy Coated Christmas with Matt and Jake of Reality Gays! Be sure to watch this ep with Crappens on Demand: https://www.pa...
Candy Coated Christmas, Part 1
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're teaming up with our friends Matt and Jake at the Reality Gays podcast to recap Candy Coated Christmas, the first ever Xmas movie from the Food N...
RHONJ Trailer Breakdown
24 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey trailer dropped this week; so we're here to break down every frame of it. If you want to watch along with us, be sur...
Dwell Hello: Spiritual Life in Australia
24 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week's Dwell Hello focuses on two reiki healers seeking a home in Australia's Blue Mountain region.To watch the original episode, check out House...
RHOC: Give the Devil His Dubrow
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we celebrate Shane passing the bar! Or rather, Shane passively surpassing the bar's lower standards...
RHOM: Oh, Well, You Know Peter...
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On the second episode of Real Housewives of Miami season 4, we are reintroduced to Alexia's disaster of a son, Peter, who refuses to walk her down the...
#1654: Gay Ghost Only Fans the Flames
21 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Miami is back, but this time it's on Peacock and everyone has new body parts. This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Fin...
RHOSLC: I Got Friends in Pho Places
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is supersized, and it's pho-ring on all cyli...
Dwell Hello: Bling Battle in Naples Florida
17 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Denise and her man are on the prowl for a home with some BLING on this week's Dwell Hello. For those of you that like to watch along, this is Seas...
RHOM Season Four Trailer Breakdown
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Miami is returning on Peacock, and we're here to break down the trailer. Come on in! This week's bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset...
RHOC: Dungeons and Draggings
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Real Housewives of Orange County finds Shannon getting zero forgiveness from Heather, Gina babbling on about how nothing is her fault, and Noella gett...
PumpRules: Off the Cyst Male Brandwagon
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws Ariana a birthday party and the Toms fight with Katie (more) and decide to take a break. This week's ...
RHUGT: Out of Cynth
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip wraps up its triumphant first season on a melancholy note as Cynthia reexamines her relationship with Kenya. M...
RHOSLC: New Phone, Who's Dissed?
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jen Shah has a new phone, but no one's answering her calls. Meanwhile, Whitney has dug up more dirt on...
Dwell Hello: Choosy in Chesapeake
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's a very Chrissley episode of Dwell Hello! We find ourselves in Chesapeake with a church musical director trying to find a home with a recording st...
RHUGT: Conch Blocked
09 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On episode six of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Kenya gets brutal revenge on Ramona by enlisting Luann to seduce resident bachelor John. It's s...