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RHONY: Every Rose Has Its Corn(hole)

31 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York wrap up their third reunion with lots of anal talk. Also, Ramona leaves us with a Greatest Hit Childhood Origin Story ...

RHOD: I Can't Feel My Two-Face When I'm With You

30 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Halloween means so many things to the women of Real Housewives of Dallas. It's a time for forgiveness, for Mexican food, and for LeeAnne to dress up ...

RHOC: Race to the Finish

29 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

David joins a couples date/self torture race alone as Shannon mourns his romance with her greatest enemy. Some ho named Gym.  ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edw...

Shahs: Are You Being Sherv'd?

28 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's the grand Shahs of Sunset / Newlyweds: The First Year crossover the world has been waiting for! Turns out sweet, kind Shervin is a bit more devi...

RHOAKL: Never Have I Ever Watched Kiwis on Vacay

25 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New Zealand are already on their big trip of the season, and in this case it's a tropical vacation in Port Douglas, Australia. ...

RHONY: The Penthouse Is Mightier Than The Sword

24 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Part 2 of the Real Housewives of New York reunion tackled all the important questions: does LuAnn live in a penthouse or an apartment? Did Ramona vote...

RHOD: Every Hot Dog Has Its Day

23 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's time to acknowledge that LeeAnne Locken is a national treasure. We may have to wait 45 minutes for her to show up on the latest episode of Real ...

RHOC: Noblebetch

22 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County gather to celebrate Nobleman Magazine, but will Tamra be lucky enough to fight with? Fingers crossed! Enjoy!  **...

Shahs of Sunset: The Literally Dead Now Sea

22 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Shahs of Sunset finish up their pilgrimage to Israel, but it wouldn’t be complete without making the Dead Sea wish it could be deader. Enjoy!  ...

RHOAuckland: Method Madness

18 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Auckland take on acting classes, and Gilda isn’t believing Angela’s method. Also, a French prisoner is emotionally abused o...

RHONY & BelowDeckMed: We’re Reunited Okaay?

17 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of New York kicks off its reunion month with a D’agastino grilling and lots of super sincere Ramona apologies, and Below Deck Med ge...

RHOD: A Clean Lone Star Slate

16 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Dallas returns with better hair, crazier ladies, and more terrified trollies. Enjoy!  ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos a...

RHOC: Sip 'n' Seeing Red

15 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The cold war between Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki continues to brew, this time at Meghan's sip 'n' see for baby Aspen. But even if this feud has no end ...

#518 Shahs: Jerusalem Be Poppin'!

14 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Israeli odyssey on "Shahs of Sunset" continues with the gang heading to a Muslim town and making fools of themselves with video cameras. Afterwar...

RHOAKL: The Pussycat Brawls

11 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The claws are out for Anne's big charity fundraiser on Real Housewives of New Zealand, and while the ladies are supposed to be supporting the kitties,...

RHONY: Thank You For Being A Frenemy

10 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York season finale is upon us, and we must give thanks. After all, where would we be if we couldn't spend 90 minutes talki...

BelowDeckMed: The Final Napdown

09 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck Mediterranean finishes up its season with triangle reveals, insincere hugs, and one final nap. Enjoy! **ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage...

RHOC: Justice Lip Clip

08 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County take us on a journey through a tweety car unveiling and an old folks home. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Ed...

Shahs of Sunset: Bringing the I to Israel

07 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs offends all of Israel, but don’t worry, they also offended the rest of us. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are goin...

RHOAKL: Angela Ain't Saying She's a Gold Digger...

04 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The cold war between the ladies bubbles over at Michelle's house after Angela more or less accuses Gilda of being a _______ and a ______ with a ______...

RHONY: Spanish Rose

03 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

BREAKING NEWS keeps breaking into this week’s Real Housewives of New York. The ladies have an insanely fun end to their Mexico trip and it’s a ver...

BelowDeckMed: His Milkshake Brings All The Girls To The Yacht; Special Guest Hannah Ferrier

02 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Chief Stew Hannah Ferrier joins us on this very special episode to talk "Below Deck Mediterranean." She gives us all the details on Adam, Bobby, Mali...

RHOC: Betch Erasure

01 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Tamra fights against being erased this week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon teaches her kid to be terrified of driving. Enjoy! Su...

Shahs: When People Stop Being Polite and Start Getting Israel

01 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Reza and Mike want the gang to go to Israel, but not before throwing a totally embarrassing "Peace in the Middle East" Halloween party. We have all t...

RHOAuckland: Bus Stop Models

28 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We jump into the Real Housewives of Auckland pool and laugh our asses off today. These ladies are rich, tacky, and hilarious. Enjoy! Subscribe at http...

RHONY: Skinny Girl Hostages

27 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Bethenny finally gets her trip to Tequila, and LuAnn falls down again. Will one inch of Mexico escape being branded and sold? Enjoy! Subscribe at http...

BelowDeckMed: Wedgie-pers Creepers

26 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Malia love triangle reaches new lows (or highs?) as a drunken wedgie causes waves of drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." We've got it all covere...

RHOC: Weight, Weight... Don't Tell Me!

25 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shannon weighs in at the gym, and before you can even say "spiral," here comes Kelly Dodd to kick her while she's down. It's a plate-throwin', guinea...

Shahs of Sunset: Zoo Wrongs Don’t Make a Right

24 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs of Sunset celebrates ditching Adam on the animal heavy Thailand trip by throwing him a second rate party at a local zoo. Enjoy! Subscribe at htt...

RHONY: Livin' La Vida LuAnn

21 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of "Real Housewives of New York" head to Mexico this week, and we are here for every room fight, Page Six squabble, balloon game, and drunk...

RHOC: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S #500!

20 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's our 500th episode! And to celebrate, we took the show to NYC and recorded live at the famed Gotham Comedy Club!! And what better way to mark th...

Below Deck Med: Irish Car Bombed

19 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Chef Adam loses his pre-made cookies when he finds out about Malia’s double cross and exposes her iCloud to the crew. People are just mad at Malia c...

SouthernCharm & RHOP: Red State Squabblers & Blue Eyed Suitors

18 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Two reunions, one show! We start things off with part 2 of the "Southern Charm" reunion, in which we discuss Shep, Shep's dating problems, Shep's iss...

Shahs of Sunset: Bras of Sunset

17 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shahs of Sunset returns for season six, and the boobs are bigger than ever. Both male and female, physical and mental. It’s gonna be a doozy of a ye...

BelowDeckMed: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles

14 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It appears as though Hannah wants to toss Adam's cookies. Literally. She doesn't like them. Or maybe she's deflecting attention away from certain s...

#496 RHONY: Mexican Standoff

13 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We're just about ready to head to Mexico on Real Housewives of New York, but first Bethenny and Ramona have to sort some stuff out. Easier said than ...

#495 SouthernCharm: Charleston Chew Out

12 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's reunion time for Southern Charm, and our favorite brood of Charleston ne'er-do-wells is back to air out all their dirty laundry. We're recapping...

#494 RHOC: Jesus Take The Wheel (Of Brie)

11 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange County returns for a new season. Vicki brings Tamra closer to Jesus, and Shannon closer to food. AW! Enjoy! Subscribe at htt...

#493 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: Great Falls of Grande Dames

10 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac squabble over who’s the poorest and saddest on the first part of their Season 2 Reunion, and Invite Only Cabo ends wi...

#492 RHONY: Truths, Dares and Tims w Stefanie Wilder Taylor

06 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Sword and Scale Rewind) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of New York ski trip. ...

#491 Jackie Schimmel Talks RHOP

03 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie Schimmel (@JackieSchimmel on Insta and Twitter) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of Potomac finale. We laugh, we cry,...

#490 SouthernCharmSav: Conflicting Engagements

30 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Southern Charm Savannah" ended its first season with quite a few surprises. First, Lyle popped the question to Catherine, and the results were not q...

#489 RHONY: Ski Clip

29 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of New York go to Vermont for a ski trip. Will anyone figure out why Dorinda keeps saying clip? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.pat...

#488 BelowDeckMed: It Go Down In The DM

28 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Lesson learned from this week's - don't text and yacht. At least not when there are nosy crew members around. Hannah learned this the hard way when...

#487 SouthernCharm: See Ya Later, Mediator!

27 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's the season finale of Southern Charm season 4! Dani faints, T-Rav quotes Jane Austen, and Craig punches Shep's leg. Garsh! We're here to cover ...

#486 Larry Sims & Emily Moses: Invite Only Cabo

26 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Invite Only Cabo’s Larry Sims (@LarryJarahSims) and Emily Moses (@MosesMakeup) join us to talk behind the scenes dirt on the show. Huge questions ar...

#485 Southern Charm Sav: The Daddy Issue

23 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Southern Charm Savannah, Hannah wants more weight on Louis’ shoulders, Nelson hangs with the bros, and Ashley barfs on herself. Subscri...

BONUS: Katie Cazorla Talks 'Second Wives Club' and RHONY

22 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Katie Cazorla of "Second Wives Club" is, like, famous now; so naturally we had to hear how her life has changed. Come join us as we talk shit about e...

#484 RHONY: Selfie Awareness Day

22 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Ramona gets some edge on Real Housewives of New York, okaaaay? Tom’s exes all show up at her Edgy Party with already told secrets, and lots of peopl...

#483 BelowDeckMed: Hannah and Her Misters

21 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Don't ever accuse Hannah of not going the extra mile when it comes to customer service, especially when Jason from Dallas is on board the yacht. Bugs...

#482 Southern Charm: Dolphin Dinner

20 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Southern Charm, the cast hits some bumps on the Key West trip, Landon shifts blame, and Craig tries his hand at a new profession: therapy...

#481 RHOP / Cabo: Dame & Dumber

20 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Can Karen and Charrisse bury the hatchet and end one of the dumbest feuds in Housewives history? Will Karen still be the Grand Dame of Potomac after ...

#480 SouthernCharmSav: Burning Bridges

16 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Who thought a genteel night of Bridge could turn ugly? Well, add some booze and simmering insecurities, and boom! we've got a classic Bravo fight! I...

Do The D'Agostino - Official Single

16 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Your song of the summer has arrived: "Do The D'Agostino" is LuAnn D'Agostino's dancehall hit of 2017! Featuring guest MCs Ramona, Dorinda, Bethenny,...

#479 RHONY: Would You Believe It? LuAnn Got Married!

15 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's the wedding of the century! LuAnn and Tom finally get married on this week's episode of "Real Housewives of New York," and to sweeten the deal, ...

#478 Below Deck Med: As the Onion Turns

14 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The onion betrayal hits its peak on this week’s Below Deck Med, but at least Malia gets a side of spinach! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.co...

#477 SouthernCharm: Kiss From A Rose

13 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The "Southern Charm" love triangle between Shep, Chelsea, and Austen comes to a fussy head this week after Shep allegedly corners Chels and tries to s...

#476 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: The Huger Experience

12 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Huger demands her name be on everything in Bermuda on the Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip, and an angry, odd little man tries to ruin Emily’s n...

#475 Southern Charm Sav: Egregious Allegoricals!

09 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

A storm of categorial, allegorical extremes hits Savannah. Egregiously. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episod...

#474 RHONY: Ramona vs. Bethenny vs. Lighting Fixtures

08 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week's Real Housewives of New York is jam packed with crazy: Ramona and Bethenny's blowout, Ramona trashing Dorinda's bedroom, Jill Zarin's triu...

#473 BelowDeckMed: Oh Stewardess, I Speak Chive

07 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Warning: this episode may contain onions. Chef Adam goes rogue when the guests demand no onions. And then he calls Hannah a slut. Or was it the chiv...

#472 Southern Charm: I Learned It By Watching You, Shep!

06 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Shep wakes up at one with a hangover. Is it rock bottom? Or just Tuesday? Let’s all try to feel things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/w...

#471 RHOP & Cabo: Host Traumatic Stress Disorder

05 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Karen Huger and Charrisse Jackson Jordan are battling it out to be the official host of the Potomac season 2 vacation, and the stakes couldn't be any ...

#470 Southern Charm Sav: Baggage

02 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the first dinner party war of Southern Charm Savannah, and no one is safe. Accusations are hurled and chinchilla wraps are disrespected, but at...

#469 RHONY: Please Tell Me It's Not About Chicken

01 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Real Housewives of New York are still in the Berkshires. Someone stains a chair, someone hogs the cheese, and Bethenny is in a dungeon n...

#468 BelowDeckMed: Malia! I've Just Kissed A Girl Named Malia!

31 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The anchors aren't the only things all tangled up on "Below Deck: Mediterranean." There's a whole jumbled love triangle going down. But it's more li...

#467 SouthernCharm: No Man's Landon

31 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Landon goes on a maybe date with Thomas and then breaks up with Drew. Will she ever find love? Probably not. Also, Kathryn has lunch with the group...

#466 RHOP & Invite Only: Emu-tion

30 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Kangaroo wraps almost break a marriage on Real Housewives of Potomac and Larry doesn’t like drama on Invite Only Cabo. Will Emily’s emoji pillow e...

#465 Southern Charm Savannah: Drag and Race

26 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

First, we’re joined by our friend Lisa Timmons (@timmonslisa) joins us to answer our questions about Savannah royalty. Then, we talk about how South...

#464 RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is The Berkshires

25 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

'Tis the season for undermining LuAnn. That's right: the Real Housewives of New York made its annual pilgrimage to The Berkshires this week, and we'r...

#463 Below Deck Med: 2 Chainz

24 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Mr. Skintastic and his butterface anchors finish up their tour on this week’s Below Deck Med, but will the tangled chains ruin everything? Subscribe...

#462 Southern Charm: Sari, Not Sari

23 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Southern Charm manages to offend every race on the planet this episode, and we’re along for the bumpy ride. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watc...

#461 RHOP & Cabo: Who's Eating Emu (or Agu)?

22 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Emu isn't the only thing on the menu at Oz. On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn get their fingers all up in Ashley's busines...

#460 SCSavannah: Strip Golf & Wedding Showers

19 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Some ghosts tried to burn down Ashley's house! And then she processed the trauma by playing strip golf. But was that a violaysh of girl code? That'...

#459 RHONY: Bowling for Cougar-bine

18 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week on RHONY, the cougars sharpened their claws for some fresh prey, and thanks to some helpful pointers from Ramona, Tinsley nabbed herself a 2...

#458 Below Deck Med: Duping the Boob

17 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s Below Deck Med, Bobby gets a Facetime hug from his mom, Sandy Yawn ties one on, and an army of boobs are released. Please don’t men...

#357 SouthernCharm: Guns N' Shep Roses

17 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sun's out, guns out. The cast of "Southern Charm" has a quail of a time hunting in the George back country this week, and no bird is safe - especially...

#456 Invite Only Cabo: The Basics

15 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Bravo has added a new show to its roster, and it’s a beautiful, messy, confusing and hilarious ride. Take it with us. Welcome to Invite Only Cabo! S...

#455: Live at the Improv!

13 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle Collins (After Paradise, Little Talk Live) joins Ben and Ronnie on a special episode recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on May 9, 2017. T...

#454 RHOP: Everything to Every Juan

12 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Robyn gets a "Juantervention," Ashley gets a Sha-Sha freak-out, and Karen gets a "realty" check. It's all par for the course on Real Housewives of Po...

#453 RHONY: Brown Ice Ahead

11 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Ramona tries to make nice with Bethenny like a wrecking ball, Tinsley gets in a brown ice fight with Sonja, and LuAnn squeals a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe ...

#452 Below Deck Med: Prom Queen Problems

10 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The new pretty girl is given so much attention by horny losers that she starts breaking things with her mind on this week’s Below Deck Med. Enter if...

#451 Southern Charm & Savannah: Southern Fried Fruits

09 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Southern Charm gets a sister, and they’ve probably made out. Let’s gather together to welcome a fresh group of tacky, inbred monsters to the lineu...

#450 RHOA: Frick & Fractured

08 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It's the epic showdown we've all been waiting for: Kandi vs. Phaedra vs. Porsha. All the truth comes (mostly) out in part four of the Real Housewive...

Bonus #134: Altered Reality w Darren Bettencourt and Joanna Krupa

07 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Altered Reality is a new TV show satirizing the behind the scenes shenanigans of a Real Housewives type show. We talked to one of the show’s produce...

#449 RHOP: KFCya Later, Bitch!

05 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Potomac get into our favorite kind of low rent fight: one that takes place in a driveway. Keep it classy, ladies! Our fave! Enj...

#448 RHONY: Little Shop of Election Horrors

04 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week's episode of RHONY is full of surprises, both on a national level (the election) and an international level (Ramona's birthday). We've got i...

#447 Below Deck Med: Handy Sandy

03 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov Below Deck Med comes back with a new captain that is all about REST....

#446 SouthernCharm: My Sew-Called Life

02 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Craig gets into sewing, Shep goes to the doctor, T-Rav mourns the power of khakis, and Cameran buys a doll. Just par for the course on "Southern Char...

#445 RHOA: Lez Be Honest

01 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprovIt’s the third reunion of the season for The Real Housewives of Atl...

#444 RHOP: Hookah with a Heart of Gold

28 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The ladies of Potomac gather at a hookah bar to do things like shame Monique and... shame Monique. But she kind of deserves it for bragging about the...

#443 RHONY: Dorinda Goes Bananas (and Cucumbers)

27 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Dorinda hasn't yelled yet on this season of Real Housewives of New York; so this week she let it all out, screaming strange metaphors about EZ Passes ...

#442 RHOBH: Accountability Smoothies

26 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

We're doing a live show Tues May 3rd at 10PM at the Hollywood improv! For tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov The final reunion o...

#441 Southern Charm: The Village Bike Meddler

25 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Southern Charm, Shep can’t understand why people assume he’s a slut, Cameran tries to make garsh and Chelsea happen, and everyone say...

#440 RHOA: Girl, Hi!

24 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The second part of the RHOA reunion brings about all sorts of emotions. Even Ronnie takes Kenya's side for once. Or does he? Come listen to Ben and ...

#439 Southern Charm: Shep & Repeat

21 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

While Shep romances the ladies (and gets shot down), Craig faces his biggest challenge yet: erecting a step & repeat. Or is it step & release...

#438 RHONY Porn Wars & HyperClintonation

20 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Ramona invites the girls to the Hamptons to dog pile Bethenny over boob pics from two decades ago, and Dorinda sicks the NSA on Sonja’s ass. Enjoy! ...

#437 RHOBH: Little Orphan Bunny

19 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the second reunion night for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and it’s a doozy. Erika’s mad, Rinna shows off her skills at producing a...

#436 PumpRules: Diss & Makeup

18 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

"Vanderpump Rules" season 5 ended on an acrimonious note as Scheana and her estranged husband Shay came face to face on part 3 of the reunion. Ben an...

#435 RHOA & RHOP: Easter Kandi

17 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

RHOA kicks off its HISTORIC four part reunion with camel toe fascination and receipt wars, and then we’re off to visit the Real Housewives of Potoma...