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#379: Checking in with Dame Brian Moylan; Also, Summer House & Married to Medicine

27 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Our 5th anniversary celebration week draws to a close today with a special visit from Dame Brian Moylan (vulture.com), who joins us to talk about the ...

#378 Ladies of London: Rowing Rows

26 Jan 2017

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There’s a Ladies of London row at the Regatta and we meet Caroline Stanbury’s non cuddly mom. Also, Fleming steals holy water from the Vatican. En...

#377 RHOBH: Crappens 5th Anniversary w/ Lisa Rinna & Matt Whitfield

25 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! The Crappens boys have a dream come true for their fifth anniversary: Lisa Rinna, BABY! Then, Matt Whitfield from Yahoo! joins for a...

#376 PumpRules: Roasts & Residencies; Special Guest Amy Phillips

25 Jan 2017

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Tom throws a fundRAGER, Jax gets roasted, and James has a residency. All these exciting updates and more as special guest Amy Phillips ("Reality Chec...

#375 Top Chef and RHOA: Twirl Camp for Thirsty Children W Latitude

23 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the annual Restaurant Wars episode of Top Chef. Who will drown? Over on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Phaedra hold a Twirl Camp for...

#374 Summer House & Married2Med: Ho-Dependence Day

20 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Independence Day on Summer House, and Kyle’s surrounded by hos he’s made out with. Also, he’s wearing a mullet. The Married to Medicine l...

#373 Ladies of London: Kilt Trip

19 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Warm up the haggis: more Scotland awaits! The "Ladies of London" are still in their Scottish castle, and here's a shocker — they're getting along! ...

#372 RHOBH: If You Don't Look Sober, We Don't Look Sober

18 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Eden wants to get to know Kyle REAL BAD, but we're not sure the feeling is mutual. Plus, Erika goes to Greece, Dorit goes to The Huntley, and Lisa go...

#371 PumpRules: Taco Tower Terrorist

17 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Katie’s bridal shower, and someone is accused of being a terrorist. Also, Brit’s mom tries to introduce Jesus to Jax and Scheanna buys lots...

#370 TopChef/RHOA: Zodiac Killer

16 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Not one, but two surprising eliminations on "Top Chef: Charleston" this week, and we're here to help pick up the pieces. Then it's on to "Real Housew...

#369 Summer House: Summer House, and the Living Is Queasy

13 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Time to enjoy a wet, THOT American summer. Yes, "Summer House" has arrived, and it's just as vapid and hilarious as you'd imagine. Come join us as w...

#368 Ladies of London: Castle Hunters

11 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a castle war on Ladies of London, when Caroline Stanbury rents a castle to compete with Jules. Will there be rules? Will there be fights? And w...

#367 RHOBH Game Night: Sorry

11 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the annual Game Night on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and to celebrate, Kim Richards is back to make someone play Sorry. Also, Dorit tries...

#366 PumpRules: Look Who's Montauk-ing

10 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The dueling trips on "Vanderpump Rules" continue this week, and as a special bonus, Stassi et al got to meet the new cast of "Summer House." We cover...

#365 RHOA & Top Chef: Stalkers and Ghosts

09 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta takes Matt over the line. Will Kenya ever make it to her HUGE job opening one of Peter’s restaurants? Also,...

#364 Married2Med: Closing Mouths

06 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Married to Medicine enjoys a lovely day at the spa where Toya gets to tell everyone what they need to fix. It goes really well. Subscribe at http://ww...

#363 Ladies of London: Don't Be Tardy For The Queen's Party

05 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

What's worse: showing up to a pub crawl late or being forced to try fruit? Such are the dilemmas that plague the Carolines on "Ladies of London." C...

#362 RHOBH: Finding Dorit

04 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Dorit can't remember her dinner party, but we won't let you forget all the tiny details. Come listen to us dissect the latest Real Housewives of Beve...

#361 PumpRules: Nautical Fruits

03 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the annual waiter vacation episode of Vanderpump Rules, and this year there are double the opportunities for the cast to make asses of themselv...

#360: Kandi Koated Fights

02 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

New Year, New Crappens! We're 5 days a week now, and we're kicking things off with a Real Housewives of Atlanta / Top Chef double-take. First, the Ka...

#359: 2016 Crappies Awards

27 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

With 2016 drawing to a close, it's time for that most hallowed of Watch What Crappens traditions: The Crappies! Join Ben and Ronnie as they hand out...

#358: It's Not Rude... It's English

22 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Erika Jayne's basic instincts gets Dorit's panties in a twist, and we know it's only going to get worse from here. Come listen as we dissect every de...

#357: Sur Wars: Rogue Scheanna

20 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump Rules churned out an instant classic this week with dueling surprise parties and a raging Stassi, and Top Chef killed the radish game. Subs...

#356: Becoming a Sandwich

15 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has another throwback party where Vanderpump sticks her foot in her mouth, Ladies of London talk manners, rules, and ...

#355: To SUR With Pride (Special Guest Katherine Spiers)

14 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Katherine Spiers, food editor of "LA Weekly" and host of the Smart Mouth podcast, joins us to discuss the latest episode of "Top Chef" - from the dish...

#353: RHOBH Premiere - Panic at the Disco

09 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back! We've got over an hour of recapping coverage: from Dorit to Studio 54, Boy George to Erika's Chagall. We g...

#354: Below Deck Special - Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson Interview

09 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Ben and Ronnie call Kate Chastain and Kelley Johnson up to laugh about this season of Below Deck. Is the Captain easy on women? Who was the biggest a-...

#352: The Crumb

07 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

James makes us hungry for really cheap cake on Vanderpump Rules, Top Chef returns, and Sheree may or may not be struggling with a bug spray addiction ...

#351: Resting Brit Face CODE RED

02 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

"Ladies of London" is back! Caroline is on a quest to make Julie cry, but instead she makes us laugh. Come join us as we recap the season 3 premiere...

#350: Hitting the Iceberg

29 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Vanderpump is on a roll this season. Stress binges, douche firings and blouse poppings galore. We also check in on RHOA and Below Deck. Enjoy! Subscri...

#349: Let's Talk Turkey About VPR

23 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

With Thanksgiving right around the corner, we must reflect on all the things we have to be thankful for: Stassi, Shannon, Vicki, Tamra, Kristen, Sche...

#348: Thirst Babies

21 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In this very special early Thanksgiving episode, the Real Housewives of Atlanta talk absentee dads both before and after conception as the ladies of M...

#347: Heavenly Blessings and Unturned Tables

17 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Married to Medicine is at its nonsensical best, Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes their reunion up, and Below Deck celebrates the Year of the Bit...

"I've Got Your Keys" - by DJ JK

16 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

New club banger inspired by Vanderpump Rules's illest DJ, James Kennedy! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras:...

#346: Dog and Phony Show

16 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Lisa Vanderpump likes dogs, but she's not crazy about bitches. Well, she got them both this week when she hosted World Dog Day or something like that...

#345: 'Below Deck' Just Got Liza'd!!

11 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

PARALYZED! Liza Sandler from "Secrets & Wives" turned up on this week's episode of "Below Deck," and we couldn't have been happier! Come join us...

#344: Return of Poor People Drama

09 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

***This episode was cut short and re-uploaded! Full length is two hours and thirty nine minutes! Vanderpump Rules returns, and jimmies are rustled. Th...

#343: Resonating Toilets and Undead Moms

03 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is all about the strange turn of events on Below Deck. Did the Captain’s mom die and no one told him? Can Kelly string together a prope...

#342: 2016 Halloween Spook-tacular!

02 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Do you feel that chill in the air? A creek in the attic? A bump in the night? Chances are you've been haunted by Bravo. Who you gonna call? Crapp...

#341: She's Just Yacht That Into You

27 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Love may be in the air on "Below Deck," but rejection is on the high seas. Kelley and Kyle fail in the romance department as their plans for Emily an...

#340: Nothin' But a Bikini and Prayer

25 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It’s an avalanche of “sorry!”s on Real Housewives of Orange County while Tamra preps for her big competition. RHONJ has way fewer sorries, but h...

#339: From Hair to Eternity

20 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Romance is in the air on Below Deck, and rubbery people are still charging too much for houses on Million Dollar Listing LA. Reza makes his way to Tex...

#338: Irish Goodbye

19 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The "Real Housewives of Orange County" weren't about to leave Ireland without one last good fight. Sure enough, after a day of poking, prodding, and ...

#337: Window Shade

14 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Major drama on "Below Deck" this week: the windows are dirty!!! Listen as we discuss Captain Lee losing his mind over reefs, anchors, and salty resi...

#336: Traumatizing (O’)Tools

11 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Real Housewives of Orange County embarrassed America in Ireland this week, and Tamra got traumatized, betch! Over on Real Housewives of New Jersey...

#335: Tanties

06 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne ended their season with an amazing reunion full of tanties and curse words, and Below Deck kept sailing...

#334: Vermonster Mash

04 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It must be Halloween season because things are getting SPOOKY on Bravo. First we have an episode of Real Housewives of Orange County that's all about...

#333: Hair Model Today, Gone Tomorrow

30 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We hit the high seas for this week's juicy episode of "Below Deck," which featured hair model cum drunkard Trevor reaching a new low, even for him. L...

#332: Live from the 2016 LA Podcast Festival!

28 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In case you couldn't make it to the 2016 LA Podcast Festival, don't worry: we are here to help. Here's the show we recorded at the podfest, and to m...

#331: Bye Bye Betch

27 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! There’s some rolling around in the mud on Real Housewives of Orange County. Literally this time. Real Housewives of New Jersey kee...

#330: Tuesday Every Day of the Week

22 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Melbourne finishes up their Dubai trip but continues to gossip shame Lydia, and Below Deck pulls the boat over to...

#329: Mommie Dearest

21 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It was just supposed to be a simple performance. Shannon Beador's kids had formed a group called LOCK and were due to make their concert debut. But ...

#328: C'est Fini!

16 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It takes a village to make a TV show, and it takes a village idiot to make a reunion. Come listen to us take apart the third and final installment of...

#327: Gerbil Anger

13 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Orange County deals with the aftermath of the Great Crash of 16 while the Real Housewives of New Jersey deals wit...

#326: Don’t Be Cross

08 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! The second part of the Real Housewives Reunion featured squawking that would make a hen house envious, the Real Housewives of Melbou...

#325: Slow Your Roll, Tamra

06 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Strap your helmet on tight because we're going dune buggying with "Real Housewives of Orange County." Relive the scary tumble and then some as we rec...

#324: Bethenny Phones-A-Friend

01 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The epic season 8 of "Real Housewives of New York" continues with Reunion Part 1. We cover it all and then take a look at last week's "Real Housewive...

#323: Extra Trerrestrial

30 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Vicki surprised Briana with some milquetoast for her birthday on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Jaq’s emotions on Real Hous...

#322: Human Piñatas

25 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! There were some pretty amazing fake sob wars on the season finale of Real Housewives of New York, and Giner lied hilariously on Real...

#321: Lil' Vow Wow

23 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Wedding vows and cabinets: that's what today's episode is all about. From Shannon and David to Gamble and Wolfie, we've got all the matrimonial bliss...

#320: LuAnn Buries Her Head In The Sandbar

18 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's all about sandbars and chicken on this episode of "Watch What Crappens." On RHONY, the women are divided over a jaunt to Miami's Sandbar. It ne...

#319: The Cut Fitness-O Word

16 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Kelly whipped out the C word on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Teresa blinked crazily on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Enjoy! Timestamps: 00 O...

#318: Bully Punch and Chicken Lunch

11 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Reza whipped out the victim tears for the final Shahs of Sunset Reunion, but was foiled by Shervin’s GG coaching. Then it’s off to Melbourne to wa...

#317: Parade of Nations, Grudges

10 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

"Watch What Crappens" is celebrating the highs and lows of humanity (mainly the lows) as we recap the Opening Ceremonies of the Summer Olympics in Rio...

#316: Tom's Love Boat Promises Something For Everyone

04 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Things are about to go overboard — or at least Ramona Singer is. For today's episode, Ronnie and Ben record from the world famous L.A. Improv, and...

#315: Moons and Loons

02 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Shannon and Kelly have it out at an Osh on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County. Also, Teresa reads out loud on The Real Housewives of New J...

#314: Below Deck’s Kate Chastain and Apple Socks

29 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Below Deck’s Kate Chastain comes back to Crappens to cover the Below Deck Mediterranean Finale and the upcoming season of BD Classic. Also, Real Hou...

#313: Where the Disses Are Hers and Hers and His

26 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Come on knock on our door. We've been waiting for you! It's time to talk about the bonkers fight on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County! T...

#312: The Complete Lydiot's Guide To Melbourne

21 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

So much to talk about today: Melbourne is back! The premiere is tomorrow, but we've got the recap today! Then it's on to the latest exploits of RHON...

#311: Jesus Did This

19 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Jesus went to a gas station this week to get Ryan’s ex to Vicki’s house to remind RHONJ’s Joe Giudice that he wasn’t resurre...

#310: Disorders and Cover-Ups

14 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Bethenny is shocked at being called cold on this week’s Real Housewives of New York, and Golnessa is shocked that anyone would tel...

#309: The New Face of 'Jersey'

12 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Holy Moly! Tre is home for the holidays! "Real Housewives of New Jersey" is back, and not only are the Giudices reunited, but we've got some new fac...

#308: Lu-zing Her Mind (Special Guest: Matt Whitfield)

08 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Ronnie is on vacation; so in his place is Watch What Crappens co-founder Matt Whitfield (Yahoo!) to help dish everything from LuAnn to Kathryn. Come ...

#307: The Non Housewives Awards!

05 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We had a break today from our Real Housewives schedule, so we celebrated by giving the day its own Awards Show. Welcome to the Non Housewives Awards! ...

#306: Game of Calzones

30 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your stolen pizza plate: we're back with a brand new episode of "Watch What Crappens!" We're talking RHONY, we're talking Below Deck: Med, we'r...

#305: The Return of Judgey Eyes

28 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Real Housewives of Orange County’s Shannon Beador takes the webs off her judgey eyes for those of us who missed them. Also, the Shahs have fun ruini...

#304: Vulture’s Brian Moylan: The Countess Report

23 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Vulture’s hilarious Brian Moylan (@BrianJMoylan) joins us for this week’s bloody Real Housewives of New York and Before They Were Housewives: LuAn...

#303: Women on the Verge

22 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

When Bravo airs a season premiere, a season finale, and a reunion within 48 hours, you can be sure of one thing: WOMEN GOING NUTS. We have all the c...

#302: LuAnn Is High On Life!

16 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

"Real Housewives of New York City" is on TV, which means we have another fun podcast. This episode, we discuss the fat tipsy bitches, LuAnn on the ve...

#301: Awaken the Giant Carny Within

15 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas had its first season finale this week, and we celebrate by getting really angry at stuff. Then it’s off ...

#300: 300

09 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! It’s our 300th! We celebrate by ragging on Bethenny’s hypocrisy on Real Housewives of New York and the douchebaggery on Below De...

#299: Austin Catty Limits (Special Guest Anna David)

08 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It was the bag of poop that LeeAnne thought she'd never smell again, but little did she know there's nothing the "Real Housewives of Dallas" like to d...

#298: Welcome to the Berserk-shires (Special Guest: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor)

02 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

This may be the mother of all episodes, and not just because we have parenting expert and "For Crying Out Loud" co-host Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joining...

#297: Bridge Baby & the Great Fratsby

31 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Southern Charm went to LA for a week, and they failed miserably in the getting laid department. Fortunately, they arrived home in ti...

#296: Sloppy Seconds and Turds

26 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real Housewives of New York with a side of Tour Group ...

#295: Frito Pie, Felicia

24 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Get yer bibs on and load up on the Frito Pie because we're headed to Dallas for the social event of the season! It's a party at Heidi Dillon's house!...

#294: The Rey Agenda

20 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

This week we meet Rey from "Real Housewives of New York." He's drunk, he's flamboyant, and he thinks you're TRAAAASH, you BITCH! But seriously, we l...

#293: Terrifying Head Cases

18 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their hat drama by ripping apart a terrified tall person ...

#292: Brace Yourself

12 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Brace yourself. There’s a war coming. A war over the use GIRL on a product. Hide your children. Real Housewives of New York is a h...

#291: Bourbon Legend

11 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Raise your tumblers because we're headed to Charleston for "Southern Charm" where Craig is about to get a dose of reality alongside his sip of bourbon...

#290: Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch

05 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

It's Cinco De Mayo, and we're celebrating by making fun of our favorite Bravo stars. First we open the Bravo Mailbag and unleash some crazy scenarios...

#289: Don’t Throw Bunnies if You Live in a Box House

03 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas threw glasses and heard dog talk, Southern Charm skated on by with a non invite, and Shahs’ MJ found her...

#288: Heather McDonald is Sorry For Being Manipulative

29 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Heather McDonald is in da house for some RHOBH Reunion Part 2 talk and a bit of RHONY. She also tells us about meeting Erika Jayne a...

#287: Violating Bow Code

27 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Fair warning: bow at this episode. See how THAT goes. If you take a bow at this episode, we'll bow right back! BOW AT US! BOW AT US! And while yo...

#286: Don't Have a Skinny Cow, Man

22 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

We've got nearly three hours of Bravo discussion for you to enjoy today. First up, the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. It's Yolanda vs. ...

#285: Fecal Hatter

19 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Wipe the poop off your head because we got a fun show today! First we hit up "Dallas" for a hat scandal like none other. Then it's the return of Vid...

#284: Own it, Back it Up, and Cut the Chicanery

14 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills had their finale this week, and the non issue is now more confusing than ever. Southern Charm disse...

#283: Velvet Splatter, Fraudulent Slips, and The Mimicker

12 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas drinks some Jesus Juice, and we’re completely in. Shahs of Sunset returned to be awful to each other whi...

#282: Return of the Head Betch: Partying With Matt Whitfield

07 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Timestamps below! Real Housewives of New York made a hilarious return this week, and so did our bestie and former co-host Matt Whitfield of Yahoo (@li...

#281: Black, White, and Periwinkle

06 Apr 2016

Contributed by Lukas

After our live show at the Improv, our brains our dead, but the show must go on! Here are the timecodes for what we talk about on today's Watch What ...