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Direct Buy, BYEEEEEE!
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For only $10,000 a month plus $499.99 shipping and handling, you, too, can get unlimited shitty furniture from Direct Buy! Act NOW! Don’t call Brya...
The Frankie Trap!
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy finish Frankie's dating app how-to's AND get into The Love Trap! Together...it's The Frankie Trap. We're back into Frankie B’s datin...
So-So Girls Are No-No Girls!
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie B...he's the king of 'dating site apps' and the king of relationships, even when he's not in one! He returns to TCB with a misogynistic list o...
Pain Level 5!
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
John Anthony from JA Lifestyle is about as smart as a hammer. During this episode of TCB the gang breaks down JA's steps to getting yet ANOTHER confir...
Big Hat...Full Of Secrets
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when you wear a cowboy hat and a Banana Republic button down? Automatic threesome. Krissy saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in theaters Ol...
Health, Wealth & Hair!
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy get into the rest of Frankie B's secrets to health and wealth, and boy does he deliver. If you invest 350k into Frankie's Salon Suisse,...
Bada-Bing, It's Frankie B!
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TCB brings back dear old Frankie B to give us tips on health and wealth. Frankie Bing invented Microsoft while eating tuna eggs at 3:45 in the morning...
Baby, I Love Your General Knowledge
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From Marlon and his sugar mama to Iris and Mohammed, love is everywhere. What's getting these pairs together? Forget personality, all you really need ...
Bud Lightenment
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's the Dalai Lama drinking these days? Bud Lightenment, baby. Bryan tells Krissy about the Dalai Lama Drama, and later they get into some question...
No Chicken On The First Date!
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are Chicken Girls and there are Steak Girls, and you better not get it mixed up! Bryan & Krissy go deep into the annals of Blind Date UK to find...
Dating for Dummies
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy might not be able to get to the videos they intend to...but they do have a lot to say about modern dating shows! The Bachelor, Season 1...
Loposphere Troposphere Angels, Hallelujah!
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy watch one of Kenny Copeland's mind twisting sermons. They're like hostage negotiation...for your wallet! Bryan’s mom has had a drama...
Adam The Polygamist Liar
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Two wives, two kids, and no jealousy. That's how Adam The Polygamist Liar rolls! Bryan & Krissy experience two of their favorite things: Adam The Liar...
Jim Bakker's Diesel Therapy
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jim Bakker really doesn't know how to apologize to poor Tammy Sue. Bryan & Krissy wonder if that is because of who he is or the anal diesel therapy th...
A Very Sticky Situation!
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You may not know it, but you'll definitely (not) love it, it's a Smoky Blumpkin! Is this what Bryan really thinks third base is? The world may never k...
First Cousins, Once Put Back
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If your first cousin has a baby with your other first cousin, does that make the baby your second cousin, once put back? Bryan & Krissy take on the re...
Brother Cousins, Zero Times Removed!
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan's not afraid to say it...he is against cousin-fucking! When all else fails, block those cousin-fuckers from the family facebook page. My left f...
Fakey B, AI Boy Toy!
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan's found himself a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B! He might not be able to engage in rim jobs, but he can definitely hit us with the zingers. H...
Bobby Mackey's Portal to Hell!
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing screams 'cool and chill' like a hundred year old well that's maybe a portal to hell! Bryan & Krissy assess the ghostly situation at Bobby Mack...
You Like That, Podcast Bro?!
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Down with the podcast bros and up with AI porn? Bryan & Krissy wonder about the future of our world and Bryan's future in AI porn. Ever bought drugs ...
We're A Closed Quad!
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are so many ways to have a relationship. Poly is just one of them. But one Poly family calls themselves a "Closed Quad" prompting TCB to take a ...
Good Luck At O'Shagahans!
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
O'Shagahans.. it might not be the best hotel in Vegas, but it sure is the most confusing! Bryan goes on a business trip to Vegas and wins big in an u...
Teresa Goes Piggyfronting!
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Kris...
Smoke On The Holler!
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy go back to East East Tennessee to watch Mountain Monsters hunt down the mysterious Smoke Wolves! It's been a minute, but Mountain Monst...
The Trouble With Sugar Mamas
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy get back to their roots to discuss Marlon and his *former* Sugar Mama, strip clubs, and Pete Davidson. Marlon's Sugar Mama is no more ...
Gotta Hand It To Tekoki Karaoke!
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Believe it or not, being able to sing karaoke while receiving a hand job is a talent! They know all about it in Japan, and Bryan gives Krissy the scoo...
Hangin' Ball Air!
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing like hanging a little BA on a first date! The Love Connection provides again, giving Bryan & Krissy plenty of bare ass, ball air, and G-string...
A 3 Legged Wannabe Table
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With restaurants, it's all about the secret sauce: food, service, atmosphere, and the coke dealer at the end of the bar. Bryan & Krissy know all about...
ChatAGT Is Hideous!
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan, Krissy, & Jim Bakker, our resident tech expert, go down the AI rabbit hole. ChatGPT might not be able to figure out what TCB is, but according ...
MORE Confirmed Pulls!
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan and Krissy get deeper into John Anthony Lifestyle's threesome pulling techniques, and boy does he deliver! Turns out, all you need is an extreme...
Confirmed Pull!
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wanted a threesome? Of course, but someone is always going to feel left out. Fortunately Bryan & Krissy have found John Anthony Lifestyle to teac...
Your Work Husband's Work Husband
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy know ALL about being each other's work-spouse, and after this many years there's just no escape. Almost everyone has a work-spouse, but...
Meet The Tripod of Sales
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their very professional career in sales, and bring back an old favorite: Paul Cruz! Pauly P introduces us to the "tripod o...
The Art Of The Insta-O!
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is there something lacking in your sex life? Maybe it’s mind-gasms! TCB answers an Ask TCB and gets into the ITV special on having orgasms by just t...
Midwest Faith Explosion!
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Give your preacher your money and all your problems will be solved...right? TCB takes on the prosperity preachers once again, but this time they learn...
Making Money With Me...Frankie B!
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's clear that most people have $350K laying around waiting for a purpose. Frankie B here is to take that money and put it to good work! He's invente...
The TCB Dr. Phil Thrill!
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's probably news to every TCB listener that Dr. Phil endorsed the podcast! TCB was young and it needed the press. As the new season starts Bryan bre...
TCB: Season #4 Starts Monday, Feb 6th! (Trailer)
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are back with new episodes on Monday Feb 6th 2023 for TCB Season #4! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by t...
Best Of: Chef Frankie B-or-D?
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode ...
Best Of: Meet Adam...The Liar!
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode ...
Best Of: It's Aliens...Of Course It Is!
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode ...
Best Of: Ghost Lovin Ain't Easy!
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are preparing for Season 4 (coming Feb 6th, 2023). So audio editor Christina rounds up some listener requested clips. TCB loves a good ...
Best Of: Hotel Improbable!
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy leave Producer Christina in charge while they get ready for Season4. On this best of clip: Krissy had an early taste of fame when Hotel...
You're A Perfect 5.7!
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Adam The Liar is scoring himself a perfect 10! Well....he's really a 5.7. But he goes on the campaign trail to improve that score to 10! By bribing an...
He's Adam The Coke Bro!
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Adam the liar taught us how to lie in an effort to make the perfect Insta profile, he told us yo move to another country to impress he ladies and now ...
Your Pocketbook? I Claimed It!
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In part of 2 of the prosperity preaching clips, TCB hears from one of the preachers making a REALLY good living scamming his congregation. Bob the pre...
Oh...That is So GOOD!
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Prosperity preachers are a unique brand of con-man (woman). They scam you out of your money legally, while claiming the Bible told them to do it. Then...
The 90's Were So 80's
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan finds a a series of TV shows from the 90's that got little to no airtime. Looking back on one of those shows...it's not hard to see why! The 90'...
One Kids Margarita, Please!
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan recalls one harrowing night on the way to the bar. After ordering a very special "kids margarita" from bartender, Bryan get's mistaken for a mas...
Fishing For Marlin!
06 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Marlin relationship updates are few and far between and always one sided. Until now! TCB receives a random text from someone that sounds like Marlin's...
VIP At The Pearly Gates!
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie B is back to help us determine our S.M.V. (Sessual Market Value)! He has an equation all worked out for adding a little currency to our love l...
Excel At Just Getting By!
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some people are good at "falling upward"! Some people are great at "falling down". And some people are just trying to excel at getting by! Bryan and K...
Rug Skiing Through Life!
30 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan explains how he learned to ski...on a carpet lined mud slope! But skiing is not a favorite activity of TCB. Krissy doesn't like it and Bryan dis...
My Not-Not For Profit!
28 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Teresa Caputo is one slippery sister! She must need the money because she is constantly failing in cold readings to cold audiences. Not one to be emba...
Neat Death Cat, Bro!
26 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The North Carolina Cherokee Death Cat is a one very dangerous Fangle toothed creature. You must very careful when in meandering around it's territory!...
The Ghostly Dong Gong
23 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Blue is the insane canine living inside the studio grounds. Bryan hires a trainer to come help with some behavioral issues and he bring his clicker an...
Platitudes = Attitudes!
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Then difference between the life you have and the life you want is...Positive Friends! Frankie B let's us know that platitudes & attitudes! As Season ...
Too Many Lists!
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan and Krissy use a myriad of phone apps and lists to keep track of TCB show ideas. But they cannot keep track of any of it! So...the show turns in...
21 EPM
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The magic number is 21! 21 EPM's is what science says a male human needs to achieve to stay away from prostate cancer! So TCB is getting behind the ca...
The Ronco Coke Bro!
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Every restaurant in the worlds has Coke Bros. Two dues who use the restroom together...and not to pee! Bryan has a run in with some Coke Bros at his l...
You Heard It Here Last!
12 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
TCB has never been known for their hard hitting news. But Bryan takes it to a whole new level! Breaking out the 20 month old story of the Brass Agains...
Cuts Right Through Bone!
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Late night infomercials and retail sales channels (QVC) are wildly popular! Bryan finds himself helping his mother ween off he urge to buy now/pay lat...
You Are Osteoporosis Sexy!
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Age is just a number, or so they say! Many people have an age difference with their romantic partner(s). Few people get turned on by dentures and brok...
It's Just Me, Loving On ME!
05 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Self love, do it! Bryan has been doing research and he found the ultimate orgasm coach for men. But is the juice really worth the squeeze? When our "O...
Nice Guys Finish...Fast!
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
"Nice guys always finish last!" That's the old adage that many men have taken seriously...maybe a bit TOO seriously. Late in the 90's, on an knock-off...
The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball!
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan and Krissy say "LEGALIZE IT!" But the attitudes of law makers are not, generally, in agreement. Bryan decides to create a benefit party for the ...
In The Log With Hippie Santa!
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Every town has one. A guy who never left Woodstock behind and now he looks like a Hippie Santa Claus. Bryan got invited to world's most terrifying par...
Not One Fecking Bit!
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There are REAL rockstars, like Elton John and then there are wannabe rock stars like Carl Lentz! Carl is the flamboyant and one time famous preacher o...
Hair-Way To Heaven!
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Teresa Caputo is known to many as the big haired, loud mouthed, TV psychic from New Jersey. But to TCB she is just the big haired, loud mouthed, BS ar...
Don't Start Her On The Tartar
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hot sauces, dipping sauces and dressing are hotly debated! Do you, won't you? But wether slather your food in sauce or you go in dry, we can all agree...
Ticket Masters & Finger Disasters!
18 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ticket Master is a monopoly taking middle class concert goers out of the ticket market...on purpose! Bryan has a few words TM and Miss Swift. Than, C ...
Heart Wants What The Heart Wants!
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It is what it is! That's the proverbial saying that seems ubiquitous these days. But is IT really what IT is?? Bryan, breaks out an equally ridiculous...
That Taint Tan!
14 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tanning has many proven health benefits....according to Bryan. But even Bryan won't sun his naked "hole"! Two wild and crazy guys from CA are encourag...
A Date With Misery!
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the 1930' through the 1950's the U.S. Government put out a lot of public service films. They even wanted in on family dinner time. Bryan and KRISSY...
High & Tight & Swiping Right!
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Who better to give dating profile advice to the ladies than an aging rockstar wannabe, chauvinist? That's right Frankie B is back some of the most agg...
Best To You, New Nana!
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle and Rodan write in for advice on a unique situation. The Nana next door is looking to kick her son out of the will and include them in the inheri...
The 231 Minute Meal Plan!
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We are paying tribute to Niko the Ghost Dog as he passes to the other side! People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming ...
What A Gasbag!
02 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There is such a thing as a gasbag and it can cook your food! Unfortunately, it's just as disgusting as you imagine! Bryan and Krissy find a woman who ...
I (Mostly) Remember You!
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sebastian Bach was the lead singer of one of the 1980's hardest rock bands. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll was the lifestyle of the job. However, 40 year...
The World's Most Beautiful Man!
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Anyone can recognize beauty. It's in the hills, the sea, music, a painting and at the coffee shop...in the form of one very good smelling man! Bryan s...
The Badly Edited StarSeed!
26 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You might be, probably are, could be, possibly a StarSeed! The thing is, you have to specific about your thing. That way you can be special. But not l...
Why Is Everyone Yelling?!
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mountain Monsters may really bad at capturing monsters (or mountains) but they sure do know how to yell! TCB brings back MM for a special Halloween ep...
Sleeping Topless Ruins Friendships!
21 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Long time listener Callie writes in to discuss her friendship with Danny. Danny and her just can't quit each other...but they are JUST friends. She as...
The Time Traveling Dave Matthews!
19 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Time travel IS possible. It's been scientifically modeled out. And history is riddled with stories of time traveling adventurers. But they usually don...
Deep In Your Dermis!
17 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie B is controversial on TCB. Love him, hate him he's a part of the show. And when Frank is on a roll, we should sit back and enjoy. Frankie B is...
The Maid Of Dishonor!
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The wedding night is supposed to be a special night of love, lust and passion. But sleeping with the Maid of Honor will not get you the desired result...
The Power of LBH!
12 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
LBH (Little Blue Hats) are magical pieces of attire that can bring you love, fortune, fame and free booze! The BBC show Blind Date brings the LBH to t...
The 24 Hour Rule
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie B is on a creative roll! Since his breakup he has been exploding all over YouTube and Bryan just cannot help himself. Frankie's new video reve...
Bring In Huckleberry #13! (Fall Break Friday)
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's fall break Friday! Bryan breaks out TCB's favorite episode of 2022, #179: Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry! Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get ...
The Bone-O-Meter!
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ghost Hunters like to use all kind of new (and mostly made up) technology in their pursuit of spooky apparitions. One particular team of Hunters bring...
Don't Quit Your Day Job! | Ask TCB
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
TCB often receives text & emails asking for advice...what are they thinking!? Tad writes in ready to quit his job over his crush on his new boss! Then...
Those Pesky Aliens Are BACK! (Fall Break Friday)
30 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As Krissy takes her fall break, Bryan plays EP182 to answer THE most asked question of TCB. An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship w...
Keep Your Talking To A Minimum!
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The gang over at Mountain Monsters have been kidnapped by a burly crew of very polite masked bandits. But the boys manage to escape after a floating h...
One Very Sexy Walker!
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Walkers are typically used to help seniors get around...now they are being used to help seniors get off! Bryan and Krissy discuss exhibitionism in all...
See You At The Martin's!
23 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
TCB receives a lot of texts and emails containing wild stories and asking for advice on strange circumstances. But listener Nate takes the cake with h...
The Sad Mad Return Of Frankie!
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie B, long time muse for TCB, was retired from the show just 4 months ago. But he came roaring back with a classic Frankie B video a few days ago...
Painting His Wife's Pappy
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dial tone phones changes the way we communicate. Like the car phone, the cellular phone and the iPhone that came after it must have been a big change ...
Very Stressful Head Pets
16 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
ASMR is meant to relax and some cases, put you to sleep! That message was not received by one Furry looking to de-stress us with the sweet sounds of p...
1-900-Tongue-Twangler
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
1-900 numbers were the Tinder of the 1980's. Bryan and Krissy review a 1-900 infomercial where sexy singles are waiting for YOUR call! It's clear no o...
No Yelling On This Purple Yacht!
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Miami is GTA come to life! From the wild driving to the adult sex scene to the fancy boats and homes. Bryan is back from vacation and had a taste of i...