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Sticky Icky Teenie Beanie?

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Beanie Babies took the world by storm in the early to mid-90's. Unfortunately, the adults took all the fun out of it. By 1997 the BB was mired in cont...

Ging Gang Goolie!

07 Sep 2022

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The butcher, the Boy Scout and the banker all make BAD choices for the woman on Blind Date. The ITV British TV show Blind Date has not aged well! Bad ...

Neighing In Her Yam Yam

05 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TCB listener Tyler writes in to ask for advice on a love triangle he has found himself involved with. his boyfriend doesn't know that he has been slee...

The Statue Of David Is Just Average

02 Sep 2022

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Micro-penis is a real medical term for..well...you get it! Bryan and Krissy dig a bit deeper on the topic, reviewing a video from ITV on the subject. ...

Adam Is Putting In The Work!

31 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Adam The Liar has no fear of you stealing his lady. He has a patented process for keeping the girls satisfied: talk about her garden and let her sleep...

Friends With Horrible Benefits!

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We've all the known the awkward feeling of having a crush on a friend. The solution to getting out of the "friend zone"? Move out of the country for a...

He's Adam, The Liar!

26 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Adam Liar-yons is a social media "expert" in deceptive posting activities that can get you the life you always dreamed of! So strap in...it's going be...

Meow Meow, Jeff...Meow Meow

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dressing up sexy is fun and playing pretend is a blast! Cat & Kitten costumes for Halloween and cosplay are some people's passion! But living your ent...

One Way Flight To Splitsville

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There are many ways to break off a relationship. Pretending to fly to Europe for a few months is an interesting one. Love Connection week ends with on...

Lip Licking Bat Lover

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A listener writes in to tell TCB about his insane experience after his Love Connection appearance! Three's a crowd for this former contestant on the n...

The Connection Couch Cowboy

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cowboys can be found everywhere even on The Love Connection couch! Bryan and Hoadley open up Love Connection week with a classic clip from the cowboy ...

Hot Dogs in Ibitha!

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There is a sliding scale of cringe with pick up artists. Bryan digs a few levels down from "life coach" to find some helpful pick up lines. It goes ab...

BTY Friday: Hanky & Panky With Frankie!

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a deep cut Best To Yo Friday! Frankie B is the over 50 life coach giving advice on everything from fitness and fashion to food and fun! However, ...

Rage Against The Flavor-Town!

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Uncle Bryan is back to his unique spin on life and relationship advice. Get into the downward dog and get ready to ignore his suggestions! Hoadley gi...

This Episode Sponsored By Space-XXX

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

NASA is asking male astronauts to refrain from "releasing" in space for fear of getting someone pregnant. The minutia of this request has Bryan and Kr...

BTY Friday: Take Out, Taste Buds and Tantrums!

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's another BTY Friday and 4 of the most listener requested segments are on are deck during this episode . Waffle House is a great place fro late ni...

Bruised Fruit & Bad Dates

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

When someone asks to you to bring a shopping cart worth of groceries on a first date...you may want to take a rain check! But on the Love Connection t...

Y-Bryan3000!!

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Y-Bryan3000 is the latest in gas station ED medicine technology! Bryan and Krissy review a Vince Kelvin Klein presentation on the art of seduction. TC...

BTY Friday: Paw Paw Popper!

29 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Commercial Break is now 200+ episodes deep! Krissy and Bryan know it's difficult to play catch up on the moments when the new episodes just keep c...

This Is The Captain Speaking!

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Why do pilots always want to talk to us at 36,000 feet? And why can't they figure out how to work the intercom? Find out on this episode! First, Bryan...

Sad Thad The Dancing Chad

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Would you want to know if your spouse or partner was cheating?? It's a questions everyone is asking... Knowledge or bliss? Bryan and Krissy share some...

Thaddeus Maximus Blowvious

22 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone is curious about the hellish mother-in-law story sent in by Pete and Bryan is out to get answers. TLC has created another awful reality telev...

Desktop Metaverse Is For The Birds!

20 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The opening to TCB is a mouthful and Bryan is messing it up lately. So he does a practicing after the show is over. The desktop metaverse is just plai...

Married At First Fright

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Years ago the U.S. Congress finally did ONE thing. That one thing was publicly list all of our cell phone numbers. We have been non-stop spammed ever ...

Smothered, Covered & Over-Mothered!

15 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Niko the Ghost Dog is declining in health but increasing in smell! Bryan wonders if Niko has already moved on and is trolling the house as an appariti...

Reese Is In Pieces

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Do you wash your legs? Should you wash your legs? Bryan can't remember if he does or not. Possibly due to the hour long showers he takes twice daily! ...

The Carol & Daryll Spinoff

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

WeCrashed is the hit Apple series about Wework and its' CEO Adam Neumann (or pronounced 'Newsman' if you're Bryan). Bryan wonders if Jared Leto is pla...

The 4 Hour Calliope

08 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Avatar was a runaway hit and now we must all suffer our fate for helping it get there. An almost 4 hour version of Avatar 2 will hit theaters next yea...

Just AirDropping Some Fun!

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Southwest makes a case for the best airline to be harassed on as a man decides to AirDrop his dingle to the entire plane! When asked why...he "was jus...

Now Transmitting Transmution

04 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Send check out aisle seem to be propagating through every store, everywhere. Only one problem...no one knows the right way to use them. Bryan included...

This Is Central Control

01 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pop Tarts is a breakfast toaster pastry loved by millions and remembered fondly by even more. But why do we need a movie about it? Tom Hanks thinks it...

TCB...It's Not For Everybody!

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Frankie B, the long time foil of TCB has been retired. The listeners chime in to let Bryan know they are not happy. TCB is the #1 Apple Podcast in Can...

The Edible Bear Map

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is on the mend from the illness but taking it easy as he gets back to studio recording. Hoadley and Bryan take a minute to thank the audience fo...

Puddle Of Dud! ( Best Of | Worst Of )

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The days are melting togther as Bryan continues his quarantine! He continues to dig through unreleased material and piece together episodes to kill ti...

The Most Influencey Influencer! (Best Of | Worst Of TCB)

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is still battling illness leaving TCB to scramble for new material! Lucky for us, there are plenty of "canned" episodes to dig through. Another ...

Alien Seed & Irish Steed (Best Of | Worst Of)

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A breakout of the virus has caused panic and sickness at the studio. So Bryan and Hoadley take a forced break! Bryan quickly foes through the archives...

Let It Go Vince!

17 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's been a long and insane 2.5 years and against all odds TCB has made it to 200 episodes! While the gang will celebrate at a later date they take ti...

Lamda Lamda LinerBoo

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Caffeine is a hell of a drug and Bryan has had too much! Discussion around Jolt Cola and other highly caffeinated drinks brings up questions of how ad...

This Sale Is TBD!

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A spot in the Apple Podcast Charts has brought a new wave of listeners to TCB. Will they stay? Probably not. Bryan and Krissy discuss their origin sto...

Barbed Wire & The Frozen Face

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Chilis is a fast casual restaurant that, at its zenith, was a very popular place for families and friends to eat and drink. Now, it is just a dirty di...

Zmen On The Buckhead Shore!

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Podfest is the annual gathering of independent podcast creators. Bryan heads up a "track" at this years edition and Jeff Dwoskin convinces a comedy wr...

Get Off My Sex Blanket!

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The local Publix is a hot bed for over priced cereal, very bright lights and kids having sex in the parking lot! Bryan shares his fears around teachin...

Commercial Break Trailer Season 3!

05 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Take a listen to some of our favorite moments from Season 3...so far! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn ...

Pigeons From Your Past!

03 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Atlanta is not known for its kind, courteous drivers. The traffic is awful and made worse by the rain showers that pop up on hot summer days. Bryan ha...

Lake Life & The Hen House

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

"Lake Life" means many things to many people. Mainly it means fast boats, cold beer and small bikinis...at least on Lake Lanier in North Georgia it do...

Wait WHAAAAA?!

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan's daughter has an ear infection that is causing sleepwalking. Krissy sleep eats. Bryan sleep DRIVES! Then the gang discuss lucid dreaming and as...

That Water...It's Wet!

27 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There is a man who has been having "relations" with Real Sex Dolls and filming for review purposes. However, even TCB finds it too racy to discuss in ...

I Smell An Opportunity!

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dominos knows Bryan and Krissy. They used to order 2 to 3 pizzas every time they closed down the bar. Krissy recalls her days in radio sales where hea...

The Blockbuster (Sales) Pitch!

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Seeking Sister Wives is back on TLC with a whole new cast. Bryan wonders why every SSW couple fails to make it to season 2. Blue is a dog that acts li...

All That Joking Could Hurt You!

20 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Dave Chapelle was recently attacked on stage while doing a comedy set. Bryan wonders: Why are humans becoming increasingly sensitive to opposing view ...

Sex Is For The Birds!

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Birds are everywhere. Every climate and country has them. And Bryan has a bird sanctuary on his front door. Will Bryan save the baby birds from certai...

Dating Can Be Such A MYSTERY!

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The podcast has almost 3,00,000 downloads! Bryan and Krissy still don't understand why. Maybe it was...ALIENS! Bryan gets a text from a long lost frie...

Nodes, Needs and Dial-A-Dates!

13 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There is an award given each year for bad erotic passages in otherwise good books. Bryan and Krissy review a few of these passages. Then, Marlon is on...

Chef Frankie Boyar-B!

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming rate! Bryan and Krissy discuss how one might be retrieved from a fall like t...

The Crowd Goes WILD!

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Marlon, Bryan's single friend is working his way to date # 10 with his sugar momma. The woman in question has promised a private flight and fancy hote...

Blame It On The A-A-A-ALIENS!!

06 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning...

Mallow Fellows & Sugar Daddies!

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lucky Charms the venerable cereal with marshmallows has been pissing Bryan off since the early 1980's. He asks the question: Why can't the ratio of ma...

Ask TCB!

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A trip to the local Publix turns into a race for Bryan. He get's into a check-out with with a lady in a hurry. Krissy reminds everyone to "rev down" n...

Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry!

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim ...

Fear & Loathing In The Courtroom

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A random YouTube commenter shares their dislike for the TCB video on Showgirls. Leading Bryan and Krissy to wonder if anyone actually listens to the s...

Are You Sitting Down?!

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan has a bird's nest on his front door and the resulting nursery of birds is scaring the whole family! As the baby birds are hatching his kids are ...

Dick Is Not Famous!

22 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan decides he should read some podcast reviews on the show...for the first time ever. It's a mixed bag and the listeners may be funnier than he is!...

Late Night Cruise Cruising!

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is made to sleep on the couch near the cruise ship door but the neighbors keep it interesting. He hears about some engagement drama, a possible ...

Energenix!

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan tell Krissy the reason why the show is so popular...his compression and treble tweaking skills. A man on a Southwest flight takes himself to the...

Hey Girl! It's Me...Carl

15 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is back from a cruise. The food was great but his ability to watch TLC was not. Netflix is trying to keep momentum with the sister series to Lov...

TCB...We're Right Here!

13 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan and Krissy are back from a short vacation. Bryan took the family on a Disney Cruise and it was GREAT! Disney World..not so much. North Florida r...

A Visit From Mr. Spirit!

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan share a story from south Georgia where a cop is caught on TikTok having "relations" with a mistress behind his patrol car. Then Krissy wonders i...

I'm Meta-Pregnant!

08 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan wonders why all parents use the first, middle, last name shout to address children when they are angry. Bryan gives more misinformation when he ...

The Fun, FACT Filled Treasure Of Fenn!

06 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Recently Bryan and Krissy did a bit about Fenn's Treasure. They posted a clip to YouTube and the Fenn fans ripped into TCB! Apparetnly people believe ...

That Is One Cheap Wiener Wagon!

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan visits a rural store where a lady is berating a manager about 3 missing ounces of Cheerios. Bryan's friend goes to dinner with the world's cheap...

Bryan's Sloppy Joe & Sexual Surrogate Hut!

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is still having dreams about Alanis Morissette and he cannot figure out why! Then he shares his music video hit list from late nights in the stu...

The Best Dump Cake In The World...Ever!

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan wonders wether the Oscars were THIS weekend or NEXT? (Clearly, another fact filled episode of TCB is on the way!). Spermidictine is a thing and ...

Certified Sex Surrogate #3

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan has recently been researching Fenn's treasure. A decade ago a strange man buried a relatively small amount of gold coins and stones and wrote a ...

A Spritz Of Anti-Bad Spray!

25 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is getting old (older) and he is having trouble sleeping. His son has a cast and it's certainly not helping Bryan find rest. Krissy used to take...

Casper The Horny Ghost!

23 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Spring has sprung, the flowers are in bloom and Bryan is interested in sports again. It's the best time in sporting and as a sporting expert, Bryan sh...

The Snorkel Cock Diaries

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan reminds Krissy about his brush with fame in the form of the band Rush. He is tortured , to this day, by one word repeated hundreds of times at t...

Alpha Mikro Peos

18 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Some new Apple reviews are rolling in and one thing is clear...TCB fans are a bunch of feisty smart asses! The commercial breaks inside The Commercial...

Oscar The Sea Seal Savior

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan once lived with a stripper and her mother. Unfortunately for Bryan his girlfriend decided to sleep with landscaper while Bryan slept on her bedr...

Teresa Caputo Jumping Up & Down

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's International Women's Day and Bryan wants to recognize the women in his life! Krissy, the loyal friend and creative partner, Astrid the amazing w...

Getting Along With Your Life

11 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan read about a study where pig brains where studied at the moment of scientific death. He is horrified by the results! Then Krissy makes Bryan a p...

The Ultimate Podcast Directory

09 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is up to his old tricks...watching more reality dating shows. He has found a new love show obsession, Secret Crush. Love Is Blind wraps on it's ...

Legend Of The Puking Mapache

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy is back from a short birthday vacation and she tells us all about the beaches, the beauty, the booze and the thieving Mapache! Bryan had an int...

PizzleKahn The Champ

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TCB recently had a Crypto Currency wallet as a sponsor. That started a chain reaction that leads to Bryan discovering some lost Bitcoin! It's hidden t...

The 2x4 Stuffed Drywall

02 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Idaho officials have a great gift in mind for the ladies in their lives...French fry perfume. It is real, it smells good and it is SOLD OUT! Fried any...

Someone Stop Kirk Cameron!

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ivan Reitman passed recently and TCB is reviewing his illustrious comedy making career. Bryan and Krissy discuss some of his best movies and some of h...

Boiler Room Confessionals

25 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Khloe K is doing her thing, looking great, staying out of the drama and.....her hands....what is up with those HANDS? Bryan told his high school pries...

Attack, Fern!

23 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Holiday time makes everyone feel great! Why not leave the festive decorations up until spring? Some scientists think its a way to beat seasonal depres...

Boring, Irrelevant and Unrelatable

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TCB is getting more reviews. Some of them really positive, some of them completely unrelated to the show and a few are simply confusing! Kanye is goin...

Happy Happy To You, Hoadley!

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It is Krissy's birthday week and TCB is ready to celebrate. First Bryan shares the result of a Google Birthday query. Krissy learns about her fellow K...

Hoadley's Hotel Impossible

16 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan loves the new studio chairs and Hoadley needs a chiropractor. Bryan tells Hoadley about the wildest pool he ever attended. Pipes, packages and p...

The Rogue Joe and The Stern Coyote

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

99x was one of the first radio stations in the country to bring alternative and grunge to the mainstream. Bryan and Krissy were living in Atlanta to w...

Naked From The Torso Up

11 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bob the screaming gym rat running around Bryan's fitness center is back! Bryan and Krissy wonder if he is dangerous or just entertaining. Then the Fur...

Flips. Flaps & Flops

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan shares audio from a North Korean news program regarding "The Dear Leader's" horrific injury. Then Krissy finds a group of scientists trying to s...

Ask Uncle Bryan

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy tells Bryan about her Find My iPhone arrangement with her husband. Leaving Bryan to wonder how that would work at his house. Bryan asks for an ...

A Ranch Divided!

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan and Krissy discuss the recent chart success. It's about time...the podcast charts are finally reflecting the average show TCB really is!Joe Roga...

Please Don't Litter!

28 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan and Krissy have made it to the big leagues as they crack the Top 25 on Apple's improve comedy charts. Wordle is a new 5 letter online word game ...

If You're Dead & You Know It Clap Your Hands!

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan shares his recent experience at the gym after a 3 year hiatus. Bryan tells Krissy about a man in India that was declared dead for 13 hours, whil...

Make A Gas Face!

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan and Hoadley recap the comments on the new studio and open a gift from super fan Roxanne! Then Bryan wonders which Morrisey album Megan Fox and M...

Tag Team, Back Again!

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the start of a brand new season #3 for TCB. Krissy and Bryan break in the new studio and try not to break anything. They discuss Krissy's COVID s...

TCB The Lost Tapes - Wait For The Beep!

14 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan and Krissy discuss sleep deprivation with small children , international text message rates and angry listener's phone bills and voice mails are...