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Frickin' Frankie

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're starting off Season 5 in the only way we know how...it's Frankie B! It’s Season 5!!!! Covid Christmas Castle Bryan’s having a midlife cri...

Gym Guys & Gym Sighs

05 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Get your new year’s workout on girliepops, and don’t forget your iStrings and your flamboyant exhales. Last episode of Season 4! Bryan’s entir...

Hangin' Loose in Vegas

04 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've got another collection of our best segments, as Bryan is still living in a COVID hellscape. So, join us as we revisit Bryan's ball in Vegas, car...

One Hell Of A Day! w. Felicia Day

03 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan remains quarantined from the gift of C-19 gifted to his whole house by Santa! The interview with Felicia Day is revisited as one of the favorite...

The Real Corona Xmas Castle! w. Steve-O

02 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan finds himself in the middle of his own "C-19 Lockdown" as the whole house catches the ick. In lieu of a new episode, the most listened to episod...

Frankie A.I.B.

29 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is joined by Tina in this episode of TCB. They discuss the very scary AI results for Frankie B, what this means for the future of TCB and how Fr...

Mushroom Jesus Won't Drink Silver!

28 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

  Drake & Flacka? Astrid, hostage of TCB The monopolies! We like the thought of an island but not the reality Dehydrated meals Love Has Won cul...

Break-Up Szn

27 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the most sexless time of the year! Bryan & Krissy relive holiday parties of yore and review a pick up artist showing his fiancee his videos… ...

Build-A-Girlfriend?

26 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Christina go down the rabbit hole with Senate twinks, sex dolls, and the (Bryan's pronuncation) EUNUCH MAKER! Christina’s staying far away ...

That's a Big Sack Of Presents!

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Christina joins Bryan in the studio to discuss her favorite genre of music: Slutty Christmas. Let’s talk about sex ba-by! Hot tub streamers Toes ...

EPM In Progress

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If there's two things we love on this podcast it's EPMs and a celtic Christmas vibe! Tina & Bryan get into it while Krissy is away. Best to whoever y...

Scrotal Sherpa

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You might be wondering what in the world a Scrotal Sherpa is, and to that I say "IYKYK" Tis the season! Storytime with Bryan Awkward times at the r...

The Earth Is Not Flat (w. Blair Socci)

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dear Blair Socci, we love you SO much. Please try not to fall into the ice barrier at the edge of the world. Love you! Bye! Best comedy movie of all...

Bryan Swipes His V Card

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The twists and turns of Bryan’s vasectomy story will have you rolling for days… Bryan is a very bad gag gifter Balls everywhere! Stick drama at...

Crowdfunding Corey

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If any of you ever contribute to Corey Feldman’s crowdfunding efforts, we truly wonder what’s wrong with you. Then again, you do listen to TCB. C...

Cars 4 Bryan & Money 4 Corey

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan Green & Corey Feldman might be more similar than they think…anyway send all donations to 1-877-KARS4BRYAN. Bryan’s in “media sales” Ju...

Spite Your Way To Success (w. Felicia Day)

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy shoot the shit with Felicia Day (Third Eye, The Guild, You’re Never Weird on the Internet) and discover her prolific career is mostly...

J*zzin' & Rizzin'

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

When you learn the word “rizz” from it being added to the dictionary, it’s safe to say it’s giving old. Bryan & Krissy continue their dating s...

Get Chucked!

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy’s back in the chair, and boy are we happy to have her! We’re easing back in with one of our favorites…Chuck & Love Connection. The queen...

My Tragic Alter Ego

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re all surprised Steve-O agreed to be on TCB We set expectations low Tina went to a star wars parody burlesque show We’re all weird in atlan...

O, What A Clown Show! (w. Steve-O)

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Steve-O joins Bryan and Tina (While Krissy is out for the week), and they dig deep into Steve-O's crazy life, insane stunts and the clowns that voted ...

Is Pee The Key?

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Brace yourself. Bryan & Tina get into one of our stickiest episodes yet... Mark Cuban is leaving shark tank Fireside flop The old clubhouse days D...

Let's Get More Sexier

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Tina find out how they can get more sexier and get on the attack with their appearance. Director of Otherkin Tina is back! Mousey She did i...

Furverts & Fetlife & Otherkins!

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy is out of the studio, so Bryan & friend of the pod, Tina, get into all things drugs, fetishes, and feeling like a nonhuman being. Bryan & Tina...

That'll Blow Your T%&$ Off (w. Heather McMahan)

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

She's beauty and she's grace, she's Heather McMahan! Bryan & Krissy gab with Heather McMahan, and she really blew our t#$% off. What makes a world to...

Barbecue Bargain Lap Dance

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

“It’s not something a customer would do. It’s something a guy who bangs hot chicks would do.” -John Anthony Lifestyle, 2023 Crumbl cookies A...

I'm In The Industry!

23 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How To Date Strippers: lie to them about your career as an electronic DJ and paint yourself blue. Then take them to Chili's. Taylor Swift in Brazil ...

Clean Sac, Dirty Shoes

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We may not have a lot of standards here at TCB, but one thing is for certain: no shoes on the bed! Starting things off with a disturbing story Pajam...

Das Funny (w. Vir Das)

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy are welcoming Vir Das to the show (yes, you read that right, a guest!), and they talk all things religion, controversy, and sitting on ...

Phrog BnB

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is now a spooky scary true crime podcast with a side of giggles! Bryan & Krissy discuss “getting out of the shit,” clubbing for a living, and...

Nutfoliation: It's Skincare!

16 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re always growing and learning here at TCB, and today Bryan is learning about shaving his balls. What a time to be alive! The extreme food conte...

Once More, From Your Nose!

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Half Song Hoadley & Bryan relive the worst American Idol auditions, and Bryan finds himself feeling a kinship for them. We got an alien! Clean house...

Wheelin' Dealin' Warlocks

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Don't worry everyone, we've got a captain of industry in the warlock world to save us from the devil of disney and Jared Leto. Jared Leto climbed the...

Bob's Demon Nether Region

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You know what they say: when in doubt, exorcise it out! Bryan & Krissy lure us into some TCB lore and introduce us to Bob’s Demon PeePee. Bryan was...

Come On Down To Tile Town!

09 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

From Pat Sajak sellin’ tile to doing bumps at a Raiders game, this episode is full to bursting with fair to middling content! Sick kids - get your ...

Bryan's Nut Butt Craft Beer!

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TCB is now proudly serving Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer! Yeah…don’t ask, just listen. A teacher with an Only Fans side gig The balloons are back Bry...

Bears, Chicken, & Flava Flav...Oh My!

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We got bears in Pigeon Forge, sad chicken for Bryan, and Flava Flav singing the national anthem at an NBA game…we always keep it interesting here at...

Bonus: Four Days A Week!

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan gives the green light to the fourth weekly episode! No asked for it, it's coming anyway! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or con...

Prove It!

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Looking for a quick fix? Just uncover those baseboards and slather them in oil...pee...dog pee...? Bryan & Krissy cover celebrity memoirs, parental ex...

Girl Math Boy Math Gyoza Math!

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You've heard of girl math, you've heard of boy math, but have you heard of Gyoza Math? Bryan hadn't either... It’s not actually Halloween it’s No...

See You In A Mo'

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Nobody wants to hear about your fucking podcast, but on that note, please download our podcast CREED Our computer is haunted by balloons Bryan love...

The Frankie B Casting Couch!

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Oh how the turn tables...Frankie B is on the hunt to find out what women truly want. I am rectanguuuular… We’re now 4 days a week! Erectile dys...

Mommy Is A Country Peddler

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy cover all the hot new celebrity couples (shoutout to Petee & Kelsey, many blessings to you) and celebrity drama, and then we finally ge...

The Dry Hump Is Back!

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy is back (again), and we couldn't be more pleased! While STIs are not stigmatized as much these days, Bryan thinks bringing back dry humping cou...

Joe Jonas + Netflix = Marital Bliss!

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy returns on Wed to TCB. In the meantime Bryan & Astrid step in the studio to bring the TCB Universe a special tuesday episode. they discuss Live...

The Oft Requested: Frankie's Salon-Sui Success!

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As Bryan wraps up a long 2 week abcesnse by Krissy, he digs deep into the catalouge to bring back a fan favorite episode from early 2023. Frankie B's ...

You Get A Dom! You Get A Dom!

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Christina joins Bryan again, and they cover all manner of shocking and appalling subjects.Ultimately, it all comes down to this: don’t marry the up ...

Guess Who's Back! Back Again!

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Our girl Krissy is back and so is her glorious laugh! Bryan & Krissy cover Krissy's notes from last week, Bryan's love for Dua Lipa, and, of course, T...

A Treat For Tuesday!

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a special TCB day! Producer Christina takes you through the best of the week. We're talking modern dating, flaccid penises, and Travis & Tay.   ...

Happy Stepford Wife, Happy Stepford Life!

16 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s all about submission, repenting, and letting ME initiate for God’s sake! While Krissy is out, Bryan & Christina get into some backwards Chris...

The 8 Year Itch

13 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

While Krissy is out of studio, Astrid joins Bryan for some Swiftie discourse & a shot at the newlywed game (many years on...) Astrid joins Bryan for ...

Cheese Filled Gin & Limp Struck Limbs!

12 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A Thursday Episode?? Yes, it's a special extra episode of The Commercial Break. On this bonus episode of "TCB Can" Bryan and Krissy discuss the Cheese...

All The Dating Apps, All The Dating Happs!

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy is taking some time off to be with family. But Christina joins Bryan in studio to discuss dating in 2023! Stay tuned for more unreleased conten...

Piggyfront My What?!

09 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

While Krissy is still out of studio, let's revisit a fan fave...Theresa goes piggyfronting! What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband an...

Run That Rotation, Bruh

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got a little mix and match action for you today! Bryan & Producer Christina have chopped up a few secret episodes and put them together for yo...

Divert & Prosper

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

These days you can't just ask your congregants for money, you have to do it under the guise that God wants you to be richer than them! It's called cr...

The United States of Scat

02 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Absolutely nobody asked Wild Bill to pronounce himself a professor in poop, the king of scat, the #1 scat-ologist in the United States...but here we a...

The Great Cornholio!

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Why-a you stealing all those chickens?! From cornhole to Mountain Monsters, Bryan & Krissy "stay ready" for anything. Get yer nuts here! Professiona...

The Hoodless Honda Lot!

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We do what we must to save a buck, but how far would you go? Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their crappy car days and check in on some extreme cheapskate...

I Love Car

25 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Honk if you want to get your tailpipe dirty! HONK! HONK! Bryan & Krissy revisit an old friend of theirs...the guy who's in love with his car. Some ne...

Total Creepout!

22 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Men, if you want to go to the gym, you better follow Frankie’s rules or risk becoming a Total Creepout! Welcome Back, Kotter John Travolta ...

It’s Car Play Torture!

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Choose your adventure: every time you get in the car, A) The Lion & The Lamb plays or B) that U2 album pre-downloaded on every iphone ever made plays....

Daddy Dearest

18 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bailey's, Bud Lights, and Bad Decisions...that's what we're all about here at TCB. Bryan & Krissy open up a very messy Ask TCB. Hillbilly Horror Stor...

Mr. Slobberpuss Finds Love

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well, ladies & gents, now we know why this man has never had a girlfriend... Bryan & Krissy finish off the week with the rest of the Love Me documenta...

A Gold Rose Engagement

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's heartbreak, engagements, golden roses, and black-haired women as Bryan & Krissy watch more of the Love Me documentary. Bama rush Bryan’s o...

From Russia With Love (And Money)!

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Love me, love me, say that you love me...and also please give me lots of money pleeeeeease! Krissy & Jeff got roped into 90 day fiance Gogglebox No...

Should, Could, Would, Possibly...

08 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Who needs legitimate real estate training? Just head to your local Holiday Inn for a seminar given by a rando! You, too, can scam Anywhere, USA! Ghos...

90 Day Neigh Neigh!

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s ‘scam or be scammed’ here at TCB. From 90 day fiancees to cash flow generation Bryan and Krissy know binge-worthy content when they see it....

Do I Irritate You, Right?

04 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I understand and respect that, now shut up while I CLOSE! Bryan & Krissy go from clubbing in Spain to Paul Cruz & his sales secrets. Mo Money Mo Prob...

Ritalin, Xbox, and...Jail?

01 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

But Uncle Sam, I can't go to jail, they don't have adderall or my google docs in there! And, also, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a v...

PCB...Drinks Are On Me!

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

From PCB to Frankie B, Bryan & Krissy are getting down and dirty, one tricep at a time. The video didn’t record for 5 Naked Days in Dublin! Scient...

5 Naked Days In Dublin!

28 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The best dating advice of 2023? Get your nuts out on TV! Bryan & Krissy finally deliver their sauciest episode yet with Naked Attraction. What’s wi...

Who’s Hot, Who’s Not, Au Poivre On The Block!

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Prepare to get hard and get this mashup stuck in your head for the rest of the day... I am rectangular Puff Daddy Who's hot who's not Happy Annive...

Boner Spiders & Shower Sliders

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If there's a Boner Spider on the loose, always suspect the Meat Guy! Bryan & Krissy take us on a winding road from boner spiders, to shower poos, to m...

Buy High, Sell Low!

21 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you learn anything from this show (you won't), let it be to never take Bryan's real estate advice. If there’s one thing we’re gonna do it’s ...

Get That Makeup On...STAT!

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you think all women are hideous without makeup, I’ve got news for you, buddy...it's giving misogyny! Bryan and Krissy are never too tired for an ...

Thanks A Lot, Geri! (Ask TCB)

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's an Ask TCB! We've got asshats, might-be lesbians, votes of confidence, listening as a couple, piggyfronting from behind, and, dammit Bryan, *sobs...

C-Suites & Bullsheets!

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

All you need to make your business successful is a C-Suite that you don't pay and 6-10 side hustles, according to Adam. But then again, he is a liar. ...

Adam & His Web Flows

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Web flow! Leads! SEO! Vague Battle Plans! That's how Adam The Liar does it at Global Corporate Holdings, which we have all definitely heard of and whi...

He's Six Feet Blunder!

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryyyyyannnn! It's your mom! No...really, it's Bryan's mom, here to give us her take on Swervin' Irving's funeral so we can find out once and for all ...

Two Wettings & A Funeral

07 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic fun...

Exhume That D

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Sweet, sweet Frankie...while words may elude him, he always delivers (just not always in the bedroom). What Would Frankie Do stickers! Oppenheimer ...

Pray in Tongues, Girl

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's all cocks, no aircon here at TCB! Bryan gets chased by a chicken, but discovers cock worship...could this be the most perfect video for TCB yet? ...

Bryan Is A Branch!

31 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ah, the rituals of our time, cameras and cocaine. Just put your cameras down and pray the coke away, that's the story of Potifer after all. The europ...

Why Are You So Rad?

28 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...a religious episode of TCB!!!! This episode goes from cone ham to marijuana cigarettes, but we really just want to k...

It's A Mystery Sweepstakes

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Stick it in, we're winning ten million dollars! Bryan & Krissy find a mandela effect mystery that Bryan solves! All for Gen X's trust issues... Podca...

Those Analytic Juices

24 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re movin’, groovin’, and poopin’ on vacation! Bryan & Krissy are back from their vacations and they have a LOT to catch up on, including Br...

She's Good Old Girl

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're going back to something we know and love... it's Love Connection! Get yourself a good old Tennessee gal and go Black Tie Bowling, because this i...

Sincerely, This Sucks

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Be authentic, sincere, and joyful in your Hardee’s recommendations, or at least fake it. That’s customer service, baby! It's Britney, bitch Brya...

I Want My D Rack Ribs

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy take a rambling road down memory lane via food, Jam Land, and the lottery. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m hungry for an Awesom...

Brad, The Cock-Tail, Christie

14 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got a follow up to Episode 367, and it turns out, Bryan hit the nail on the head with old Bus Station Brad! Back to Brad The Virgin Bryan wa...

Brad VanBusStation

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy watch one of the most mystifying Love Connections yet, where Brad VanBurgenstern, the virgin, takes his date to some very suspicious pl...

Dot Your I's and Cross Your P's!

10 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hey girl, Carl wants you to join Christian Cocks for Christ so he doesn't have to preach on a full dick anymore... Taylor Swift Her dad made 15 mill...

I Will Discipline You...

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Naughty, naughty boys! Bryan & Krissy return to a classic, Blind Date in 1999, and these men are gonna punish their date (not in a fun way)... A viol...

I See Nana!

05 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Should we maybe not disturb Nana's eternal rest? Eh, who cares, we're GHOST HUNTIN'! Bryan & Krissy dive into aliens, conspiracy theories, and, of cou...

Frankie's Follicles

03 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The follicles have spoken, and they do NOT want to be put back on Frankie's head! Somebody help them! AAAAAAALIEEEEEEENS Dirty Phil from ITV! TCB M...

Mr. Spirit, OUT

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you're a spirit trying to talk to Theresa, you better get in line and follow directions! For someone who never gives a clear answer, she sure seems...

Unlocked and Unblocked

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy are back trying to make sense of Theresa Caputo's many, many lies. And, Barbara Corcoran just can't get away from Theresa's wig. Skate...

She's Big Sac Certified!

26 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

She's got big hair and a bigger sac...Theresa's back and she's certified SAC! Um, Spiritual Awareness Class certified, that is. Bryan has to get a ne...

Shh...Just Look At My Body!

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan takes us on a winding journey through a Choose Your Own Adventure that was born in the hellscape that is his mind... Vending machines for clean...