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TCB Infomercial w. Margaret Cho
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The legend that is Margaret Cho joins Bryan & Krissy for a TCB Infomercial. Top 50 stand up comics of all time Women should have rights The you be you...
TCB Introducing: Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade
23 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On This special bonus TCB episode drop, Bryan introduces Superfly: From the hosts and creators of Fly on the Wall we give you Superfly. Dana and David...
TCB Introducing: Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade
23 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On This special bonus TCB episode drop, Bryan introduces Superfly: From the hosts and creators of Fly on the Wall we give you Superfly. Dana and David...
The Hambone & Hoadley 500
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our 500th episode!!!! Hambone & Hoadley in the Morning are back! 500 Episodes! Let's round it out with Frankie... Quite Frankie 5 Signs that...
The Hambone & Hoadley 500
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's our 500th episode!!!! Hambone & Hoadley in the Morning are back! 500 Episodes! Let's round it out with Frankie... Quite Frankie 5 Signs that she'...
A Morning Toot N Snoot
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It was a tootin' n snootin' kind of morning for Bryan the other day...should he lean into it? We are convivial! Krissy’s changing her pillows regu...
A Morning Toot N Snoot
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It was a tootin' n snootin' kind of morning for Bryan the other day...should he lean into it? We are convivial! Krissy’s changing her pillows regula...
Trust Paris & Patty!
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ah, the early Bryan & Krissy years! We revisit some past St. Patty's day parties and discuss the history of Olympians getting it in. Thank you to our...
Trust Paris & Patty!
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ah, the early Bryan & Krissy years! We revisit some past St. Patty's day parties and discuss the history of Olympians getting it in. Thank you to our ...
TCB Infomercial w. Luenell
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luenell (comedian, model, former embezzler) brings her undeniable energy to the TCB studio. Bryan & Krissy have the tables turned, and Luenell tells t...
TCB Infomercial w. Luenell
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luenell (comedian, model, former embezzler) brings her undeniable energy to the TCB studio. Bryan & Krissy have the tables turned, and Luenell tells t...
All Aboard The Failure Bus!
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discuss listener feedback, the road to 500, TCB therapy, exploding kombucha, bacon pickle McMuffins, the 16 hour hotel "day" and The No...
All Aboard The Failure Bus!
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discuss listener feedback, the road to 500, TCB therapy, exploding kombucha, bacon pickle McMuffins, the 16 hour hotel "day" and The No...
Ring Me On My Ring!
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discuss The Great Kate Photo Debate, DND, Slack work channels , slacking-off and shucking responsibilities and the woman leaving voicem...
Ring Me On My Ring!
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discuss The Great Kate Photo Debate, DND, Slack work channels , slacking-off and shucking responsibilities and the woman leaving voicem...
Popping Off!
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy pop off about Popoff! Thank you to Hannah Berner Bryan’s meditation app scam The ol’ Toyota Previa Phantom of the Opera to mu...
Popping Off!
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy pop off about Popoff! Thank you to Hannah Berner Bryan’s meditation app scam The ol’ Toyota Previa Phantom of the Opera to murder...
TCB Infomercial w. Tom Papa
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got another TCB Infomercial today with Tom Papa, a student of the craft & break-baker extraordinaire…and extremely successful comedian, writ...
TCB Infomercial w. Tom Papa
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got another TCB Infomercial today with Tom Papa, a student of the craft & break-baker extraordinaire…and extremely successful comedian, writ...
She'd Be Open to It (Once A Year)!
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy go down the rabbit hole of relationship deal-breakers! Sharp tongue bryan Missing your flight for starbucks It’s the train ride fo...
She'd Be Open to It (Once A Year)!
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy go down the rabbit hole of relationship deal-breakers! Sharp tongue bryan Missing your flight for starbucks It’s the train ride for m...
Not-So-Happy Dino
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discuss that new sweatpant feel and some "fun" experiences for kids. Optimist’s Spring Bryan & Krissy’s beastly baggage Bryan’...
Not-So-Happy Dino
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discuss that new sweatpant feel and some "fun" experiences for kids. Optimist’s Spring Bryan & Krissy’s beastly baggage Bryan’s w...
Code Word: Yuckles
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who needs security and code words when you can be double cheeked up on a Tuesday like Bezos? Bryan & Krissy cover hot dog yelling, the best burgers, c...
Code Word: Yuckles
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who needs security and code words when you can be double cheeked up on a Tuesday like Bezos? Bryan & Krissy cover hot dog yelling, the best burgers, c...
TCB Infomercial w. Hannah Berner
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah Berner (icon, legend, giggler) joins Bryan & Krissy to gab about what it’s like being the queen of tiktok & comedy. Krissy’s back from Jam...
TCB Infomercial w. Hannah Berner
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah Berner (icon, legend, giggler) joins Bryan & Krissy to gab about what it’s like being the queen of tiktok & comedy. Krissy’s back from Jama...
The Cult of Kale
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy want to save you from the Kale Cult, but they want to induct you into the cult of Love Is Blind… Insane in the brain! “Milky” ...
The Cult of Kale
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy want to save you from the Kale Cult, but they want to induct you into the cult of Love Is Blind… Insane in the brain! “Milky” Wen...
Joke Joke Zan Zan Sad Sad
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Leap Day! Bryan & Krissy get back in the studio to discuss Jamaican adventures & hot tips from Sad Zan. Krissy went to Jamaica Bryan’s Jama...
Joke Joke Zan Zan Sad Sad
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Leap Day! Bryan & Krissy get back in the studio to discuss Jamaican adventures & hot tips from Sad Zan. Krissy went to Jamaica Bryan’s Jamaic...
Let's Be Nosy!
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things get silly as Christina joins Bryan for a discussion about the Hinge lawsuit and a few Ask TCBs. The Hinge (Match Group) lawsuit False adverti...
Let's Be Nosy!
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things get silly as Christina joins Bryan for a discussion about the Hinge lawsuit and a few Ask TCBs. The Hinge (Match Group) lawsuit False advertisi...
TCB Infomercial w. Reggie Watts
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Reggie Watts joins Bryan & Krissy today…let the weirdos unite! Show me your ankles A BBC prank! We fooled another one… A muppet newsflash! Re...
TCB Infomercial w. Reggie Watts
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Reggie Watts joins Bryan & Krissy today…let the weirdos unite! Show me your ankles A BBC prank! We fooled another one… A muppet newsflash! Reggie’...
So You Married A Gringo...
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Astrid joins Bryan in the TCB Studio for a chat about their multicultural marriage and household…and how she makes the best hallacas in the game! M...
So You Married A Gringo...
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Astrid joins Bryan in the TCB Studio for a chat about their multicultural marriage and household…and how she makes the best hallacas in the game! Ma...
TCB Infomercial w. Brad Williams
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brad Williams joins Bryan & Krissy for TCB Infomercial! Brad Williams joins TCB Cocaine Bear The Chris Jericho Rock and Wrestling Rager At Sea Wre...
TCB Infomercial w. Brad Williams
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brad Williams joins Bryan & Krissy for TCB Infomercial! Brad Williams joins TCB Cocaine Bear The Chris Jericho Rock and Wrestling Rager At Sea Wrestli...
TCB Caputophobia!
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tina joins Bryan to discuss phobias and review Teresa Saputo's newest TV venture. People have phobia...which ones are rational? Teresa Caputo's new ...
TCB Caputophobia!
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tina joins Bryan to discuss phobias and review Teresa Saputo's newest TV venture. People have phobia...which ones are rational? Teresa Caputo's new TV...
The Enya-Trap Comedy Club
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan takes us through some of his recent life dramas, and gives his opinion on Pete Davidson's new material. People having public sex? Edging The ...
The Enya-Trap Comedy Club
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan takes us through some of his recent life dramas, and gives his opinion on Pete Davidson's new material. People having public sex? Edging The EVO...
The Scuzzy-Guy Special
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan got a massage, and while he might have asked for hot stones, what he got instead was the Scuzzy-Guy Special. The Superbowl is over! Bryan got ...
The Scuzzy-Guy Special
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan got a massage, and while he might have asked for hot stones, what he got instead was the Scuzzy-Guy Special. The Superbowl is over! Bryan got a ...
It's Your Whatever Chakra
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discover that the key to being a man is to never be sorry & to use your beautiful thrusting energy! Man moon circle Retirement drugs!...
It's Your Whatever Chakra
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discover that the key to being a man is to never be sorry & to use your beautiful thrusting energy! Man moon circle Retirement drugs! W...
All Charged Up!
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan’s all charged up with nowhere to go… He and Krissy are discussing their never-ending quest for content, WWE, and Bryan’s villain origin st...
All Charged Up!
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan’s all charged up with nowhere to go… He and Krissy are discussing their never-ending quest for content, WWE, and Bryan’s villain origin st...
TCB Infomercial w. Joanna Hausmann
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy talk with Joanna Hausmann (comedian, head writer, podcaster, etc. etc. etc!) about all things Venezuela, being a weird girl, and workin...
TCB Infomercial w. Joanna Hausmann
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy talk with Joanna Hausmann (comedian, head writer, podcaster, etc. etc. etc!) about all things Venezuela, being a weird girl, and workin...
Shady Okra!
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a post-Grammys haze, you might just find yourself angling for a ticket to 33P, live at the exclusive venue Shady Okra Retirement Community! Conten...
Shady Okra!
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a post-Grammys haze, you might just find yourself angling for a ticket to 33P, live at the exclusive venue Shady Okra Retirement Community! Content...
Hoadley's House of EVOO
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
From Hoadley’s sexy olive oil based marriage, to Bryan’s Russian Doll jizz drop, these two really have it all. NextDoor must be stopped! Zucke...
Hoadley's House of EVOO
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
From Hoadley’s sexy olive oil based marriage, to Bryan’s Russian Doll jizz drop, these two really have it all. NextDoor must be stopped! Zuckerb...
Give 'Em The Bryan Look
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What’s the most traumatic thing that can happen to you on vacation? Getting two twin beds, of course. Welcome back to the tinfoil hat people The B...
Give 'Em The Bryan Look
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What’s the most traumatic thing that can happen to you on vacation? Getting two twin beds, of course. Welcome back to the tinfoil hat people The Blu...
It Ain't Easy Being Teen
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're might be quotidian, but we're also awfully bonhomie! Bonhomie Bryan We have a new word of the day! The Quotidian Break That's ~*~*~amazing*~...
It Ain't Easy Being Teen
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're might be quotidian, but we're also awfully bonhomie! Bonhomie Bryan We have a new word of the day! The Quotidian Break That's ~*~*~amazing*~*~* ...
BBS: Bare Bottom Spanking
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to TCB Minus, where you can see one of the most concerning Christian family sitcoms ever on tv! Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons are figh...
BBS: Bare Bottom Spanking
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to TCB Minus, where you can see one of the most concerning Christian family sitcoms ever on tv! Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons are fight...
Leave My Recycling Alone!
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy have got the giggles today, as Bryan tells Krissy about his recycling center drama, spoilers, and an Ask TCB. The heart wants what the ...
Leave My Recycling Alone!
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy have got the giggles today, as Bryan tells Krissy about his recycling center drama, spoilers, and an Ask TCB. The heart wants what the ...
The TCB Everglades Peni Retreat
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Spiritual gurus are everywhere these days…so you should come to our special retreat. It's only $299! Smartless is moving to sirius for $100 million...
The TCB Everglades Peni Retreat
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Spiritual gurus are everywhere these days…so you should come to our special retreat. It's only $299! Smartless is moving to sirius for $100 million ...
Baby Got Crack
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy is back in action after a bout of laryngitis, and Bryan has to catch her up on the chaos of the Green household. Bryan really messed up on Fri...
Baby Got Crack
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy is back in action after a bout of laryngitis, and Bryan has to catch her up on the chaos of the Green household. Bryan really messed up on Frid...
Go Suck A Zyn, Bruh
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy is sick, so Christina joins Bryan in the TCB studio for an episode full of ass burps, Mormons, and staring deeply into people’s eyes. Bryan’...
Go Suck A Zyn, Bruh
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy is sick, so Christina joins Bryan in the TCB studio for an episode full of ass burps, Mormons, and staring deeply into people’s eyes. Bryan’...
Farewell Furry Tina!
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tina says farewell to TCB by talking all things Smokey, smoking, and wiping. Tina is leaving TCB Bryan’s always wrong A legislator is attacking t...
Farewell Furry Tina!
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tina says farewell to TCB by talking all things Smokey, smoking, and wiping. Tina is leaving TCB Bryan’s always wrong A legislator is attacking the ...
Booty Babies
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Picture this: a baby…in your ass uterus…with lots of hair…and no bones for 3 years. You’re welcome. Stanley Cups and Cabbage Patch Kids MURD...
Booty Babies
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Picture this: a baby…in your ass uterus…with lots of hair…and no bones for 3 years. You’re welcome. Stanley Cups and Cabbage Patch Kids MURDER...
Never Have We Ever...
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy sauce it up in the soon-to-be murphy bed sex room/studio and answer a complicated Ask TCB. Hoadley’s Naked Kitchen Let’s play a g...
Never Have We Ever...
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy sauce it up in the soon-to-be murphy bed sex room/studio and answer a complicated Ask TCB. Hoadley’s Naked Kitchen Let’s play a gam...
Marry That Ghost, Girl!
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…...
Marry That Ghost, Girl!
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…w...
Take 'Em To The Liars Den!
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Ada...
Take 'Em To The Liars Den!
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Ada...
Same Night Lay!
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign ...
Same Night Lay!
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign ...
The Bloom is ON the Rose!
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas. Krissy’s here! Shellin’...
The Bloom is ON the Rose!
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas. Krissy’s here! Shellin’...
Mountain 'Gasms
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Git to gittin’ and git yerself a gasm! Bryan & Krissy are talking Smokey Robinson (not the bear), Mountain Monsters, and Onlyfans empowerment. Kris...
Handy Me Down
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Questionable hand me downs, phantom sperm pain, and a trip to Tucky has Bryan & Krissy squealing wih laughter this episode. Bryan loves a British com...
More Pulp, More Poop
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are actively alienating both Bryan and our audience by talking about...you guessed it...poop transplants. Co-Chiefs of Chuchas! The T...
Frickin' Frankie
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're starting off Season 5 in the only way we know how...it's Frankie B! It’s Season 5!!!! Covid Christmas Castle Bryan’s having a midlife cri...
Gym Guys & Gym Sighs
05 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get your new year’s workout on girliepops, and don’t forget your iStrings and your flamboyant exhales. Last episode of Season 4! Bryan’s entir...
Hangin' Loose in Vegas
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've got another collection of our best segments, as Bryan is still living in a COVID hellscape. So, join us as we revisit Bryan's ball in Vegas, car...
One Hell Of A Day! w. Felicia Day
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan remains quarantined from the gift of C-19 gifted to his whole house by Santa! The interview with Felicia Day is revisited as one of the favorite...
The Real Corona Xmas Castle! w. Steve-O
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan finds himself in the middle of his own "C-19 Lockdown" as the whole house catches the ick. In lieu of a new episode, the most listened to episod...
Frankie A.I.B.
29 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan is joined by Tina in this episode of TCB. They discuss the very scary AI results for Frankie B, what this means for the future of TCB and how Fr...
Mushroom Jesus Won't Drink Silver!
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Drake & Flacka? Astrid, hostage of TCB The monopolies! We like the thought of an island but not the reality Dehydrated meals Love Has Won cul...
Break-Up Szn
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the most sexless time of the year! Bryan & Krissy relive holiday parties of yore and review a pick up artist showing his fiancee his videos… ...
Build-A-Girlfriend?
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Christina go down the rabbit hole with Senate twinks, sex dolls, and the (Bryan's pronuncation) EUNUCH MAKER! Christina’s staying far away ...
That's a Big Sack Of Presents!
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Christina joins Bryan in the studio to discuss her favorite genre of music: Slutty Christmas. Let’s talk about sex ba-by! Hot tub streamers Toes ...
EPM In Progress
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If there's two things we love on this podcast it's EPMs and a celtic Christmas vibe! Tina & Bryan get into it while Krissy is away. Best to whoever y...
Scrotal Sherpa
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You might be wondering what in the world a Scrotal Sherpa is, and to that I say "IYKYK" Tis the season! Storytime with Bryan Awkward times at the r...
The Earth Is Not Flat (w. Blair Socci)
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dear Blair Socci, we love you SO much. Please try not to fall into the ice barrier at the edge of the world. Love you! Bye! Best comedy movie of all...
Bryan Swipes His V Card
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The twists and turns of Bryan’s vasectomy story will have you rolling for days… Bryan is a very bad gag gifter Balls everywhere! Stick drama at...