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Garrick's Plan

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan. We’re scared! Conjoined twins One of...

Garrick's Plan

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan. We’re scared! Conjoined twins One of th...

TCB Infomercial w. Neal Brennan

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Neal Brennan has a new special on Netflix, and the first place he came to discuss it is The Commercial Break...right? A screener account P Diddy Th...

TCB Infomercial w. Neal Brennan

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Neal Brennan has a new special on Netflix, and the first place he came to discuss it is The Commercial Break...right? A screener account P Diddy The b...

Check Yer Thermals

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An important lesson when you're on the hunt for a Sheepsquatch: always check your thermals. Bryan & Krissy are back on the ground with Mountain Monste...

Check Yer Thermals

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An important lesson when you're on the hunt for a Sheepsquatch: always check your thermals. Bryan & Krissy are back on the ground with Mountain Monste...

The Legend of Willy

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB. Cold plunges & cold showers Roman baths A co...

The Legend of Willy

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB. Cold plunges & cold showers Roman baths A confu...

Willy Brain Bryan

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan's tiny mouse brain can only do so much! Today, though, he uses it for his billion dollar idea: TCBets! Stoner movies Does Kristin Wiig hate us...

Willy Brain Bryan

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan's tiny mouse brain can only do so much! Today, though, he uses it for his billion dollar idea: TCBets! Stoner movies Does Kristin Wiig hate us? ...

TCB Infomercial w. Paul Scheer

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss life, love and the pursuit of bad movies with comedian, actor and now AUTHOR, with overall nice guy Paul Scheer! Keeping Up Wi...

TCB Infomercial w. Paul Scheer

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss life, love and the pursuit of bad movies with comedian, actor and now AUTHOR, with overall nice guy Paul Scheer! Keeping Up Wit...

Say No-No To Day-Blow

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan’s dad senses are tingling, and he’s got some life lessons to deal out. It’s festival season in Atlanta He is Moon Taxi Old people were ...

Say No-No To Day-Blow

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan’s dad senses are tingling, and he’s got some life lessons to deal out. It’s festival season in Atlanta He is Moon Taxi Old people were rag...

Daddy Flaviato, Is That You?

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kids: thankless little mongrels, until they find their long lost Daddy Flaviato. Hot dogs & burgers A food rabbit hole Bryan desecrated ramen Opra...

Daddy Flaviato, Is That You?

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kids: thankless little mongrels, until they find their long lost Daddy Flaviato. Hot dogs & burgers A food rabbit hole Bryan desecrated ramen Oprah, w...

Dad, Please Don't Free Willy!

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is formally dedicated to Willy Green, beloved pet rat. RIP. Pornhub’s age verification He was a phish out of water Bryan’s pet rat...

Dad, Please Don't Free Willy!

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is formally dedicated to Willy Green, beloved pet rat. RIP. Pornhub’s age verification He was a phish out of water Bryan’s pet rat, W...

TCB Infomercial w. Margaret Cho

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The legend that is Margaret Cho joins Bryan & Krissy for a TCB Infomercial. Top 50 stand up comics of all time Women should have rights The you be ...

TCB Infomercial w. Margaret Cho

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The legend that is Margaret Cho joins Bryan & Krissy for a TCB Infomercial. Top 50 stand up comics of all time Women should have rights The you be you...

TCB Introducing: Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade

23 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On This special bonus TCB episode drop, Bryan introduces Superfly: From the hosts and creators of Fly on the Wall we give you Superfly. Dana and David...

TCB Introducing: Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade

23 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On This special bonus TCB episode drop, Bryan introduces Superfly: From the hosts and creators of Fly on the Wall we give you Superfly. Dana and David...

The Hambone & Hoadley 500

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's our 500th episode!!!! Hambone & Hoadley in the Morning are back! 500 Episodes! Let's round it out with Frankie... Quite Frankie 5 Signs that...

The Hambone & Hoadley 500

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's our 500th episode!!!! Hambone & Hoadley in the Morning are back! 500 Episodes! Let's round it out with Frankie... Quite Frankie 5 Signs that she'...

A Morning Toot N Snoot

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It was a tootin' n snootin' kind of morning for Bryan the other day...should he lean into it? We are convivial! Krissy’s changing her pillows regu...

A Morning Toot N Snoot

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It was a tootin' n snootin' kind of morning for Bryan the other day...should he lean into it? We are convivial! Krissy’s changing her pillows regula...

Trust Paris & Patty!

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ah, the early Bryan & Krissy years! We revisit some past St. Patty's day parties and discuss the history of Olympians getting it in. Thank you to our...

Trust Paris & Patty!

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ah, the early Bryan & Krissy years! We revisit some past St. Patty's day parties and discuss the history of Olympians getting it in. Thank you to our ...

TCB Infomercial w. Luenell

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Luenell (comedian, model, former embezzler) brings her undeniable energy to the TCB studio. Bryan & Krissy have the tables turned, and Luenell tells t...

TCB Infomercial w. Luenell

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Luenell (comedian, model, former embezzler) brings her undeniable energy to the TCB studio. Bryan & Krissy have the tables turned, and Luenell tells t...

All Aboard The Failure Bus!

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss listener feedback, the road to 500, TCB therapy, exploding kombucha, bacon pickle McMuffins, the 16 hour hotel "day" and The No...

All Aboard The Failure Bus!

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss listener feedback, the road to 500, TCB therapy, exploding kombucha, bacon pickle McMuffins, the 16 hour hotel "day" and The No...

Ring Me On My Ring!

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss The Great Kate Photo Debate, DND, Slack work channels , slacking-off and shucking responsibilities and the woman leaving voicem...

Ring Me On My Ring!

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss The Great Kate Photo Debate, DND, Slack work channels , slacking-off and shucking responsibilities and the woman leaving voicem...

Popping Off!

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy pop off about Popoff! Thank you to Hannah Berner  Bryan’s meditation app scam The ol’ Toyota Previa Phantom of the Opera to mu...

Popping Off!

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy pop off about Popoff! Thank you to Hannah Berner  Bryan’s meditation app scam The ol’ Toyota Previa Phantom of the Opera to murder...

TCB Infomercial w. Tom Papa

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got another TCB Infomercial today with Tom Papa, a student of the craft & break-baker extraordinaire…and extremely successful comedian, writ...

TCB Infomercial w. Tom Papa

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got another TCB Infomercial today with Tom Papa, a student of the craft & break-baker extraordinaire…and extremely successful comedian, writ...

She'd Be Open to It (Once A Year)!

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy go down the rabbit hole of relationship deal-breakers! Sharp tongue bryan Missing your flight for starbucks It’s the train ride fo...

She'd Be Open to It (Once A Year)!

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy go down the rabbit hole of relationship deal-breakers! Sharp tongue bryan Missing your flight for starbucks It’s the train ride for m...

Not-So-Happy Dino

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss that new sweatpant feel and some "fun" experiences for kids. Optimist’s Spring Bryan & Krissy’s beastly baggage Bryan’...

Not-So-Happy Dino

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss that new sweatpant feel and some "fun" experiences for kids. Optimist’s Spring Bryan & Krissy’s beastly baggage Bryan’s w...

Code Word: Yuckles

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who needs security and code words when you can be double cheeked up on a Tuesday like Bezos? Bryan & Krissy cover hot dog yelling, the best burgers, c...

Code Word: Yuckles

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who needs security and code words when you can be double cheeked up on a Tuesday like Bezos? Bryan & Krissy cover hot dog yelling, the best burgers, c...

TCB Infomercial w. Hannah Berner

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah Berner (icon, legend, giggler) joins Bryan & Krissy to gab about what it’s like being the queen of tiktok & comedy. Krissy’s back from Jam...

TCB Infomercial w. Hannah Berner

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah Berner (icon, legend, giggler) joins Bryan & Krissy to gab about what it’s like being the queen of tiktok & comedy. Krissy’s back from Jama...

The Cult of Kale

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy want to save you from the Kale Cult, but they want to induct you into the cult of Love Is Blind… Insane in the brain! “Milky” ...

The Cult of Kale

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy want to save you from the Kale Cult, but they want to induct you into the cult of Love Is Blind… Insane in the brain! “Milky” Wen...

Joke Joke Zan Zan Sad Sad

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Leap Day! Bryan & Krissy get back in the studio to discuss Jamaican adventures & hot tips from Sad Zan. Krissy went to Jamaica Bryan’s Jama...

Joke Joke Zan Zan Sad Sad

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Leap Day! Bryan & Krissy get back in the studio to discuss Jamaican adventures & hot tips from Sad Zan. Krissy went to Jamaica Bryan’s Jamaic...

Let's Be Nosy!

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Things get silly as Christina joins Bryan for a discussion about the Hinge lawsuit and a few Ask TCBs. The Hinge (Match Group) lawsuit False adverti...

Let's Be Nosy!

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Things get silly as Christina joins Bryan for a discussion about the Hinge lawsuit and a few Ask TCBs. The Hinge (Match Group) lawsuit False advertisi...

TCB Infomercial w. Reggie Watts

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Reggie Watts joins Bryan & Krissy today…let the weirdos unite! Show me your ankles A BBC prank! We fooled another one… A muppet newsflash! Re...

TCB Infomercial w. Reggie Watts

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Reggie Watts joins Bryan & Krissy today…let the weirdos unite! Show me your ankles A BBC prank! We fooled another one… A muppet newsflash! Reggie’...

So You Married A Gringo...

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Astrid joins Bryan in the TCB Studio for a chat about their multicultural marriage and household…and how she makes the best hallacas in the game! M...

So You Married A Gringo...

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Astrid joins Bryan in the TCB Studio for a chat about their multicultural marriage and household…and how she makes the best hallacas in the game! Ma...

TCB Infomercial w. Brad Williams

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brad Williams joins Bryan & Krissy for TCB Infomercial! Brad Williams joins TCB Cocaine Bear The Chris Jericho Rock and Wrestling Rager At Sea Wre...

TCB Infomercial w. Brad Williams

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brad Williams joins Bryan & Krissy for TCB Infomercial! Brad Williams joins TCB Cocaine Bear The Chris Jericho Rock and Wrestling Rager At Sea Wrestli...

TCB Caputophobia!

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tina joins Bryan to discuss phobias and review Teresa Saputo's newest TV venture. People have phobia...which ones are rational? Teresa Caputo's new ...

TCB Caputophobia!

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tina joins Bryan to discuss phobias and review Teresa Saputo's newest TV venture. People have phobia...which ones are rational? Teresa Caputo's new TV...

The Enya-Trap Comedy Club

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan takes us through some of his recent life dramas, and gives his opinion on Pete Davidson's new material. People having public sex? Edging The ...

The Enya-Trap Comedy Club

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan takes us through some of his recent life dramas, and gives his opinion on Pete Davidson's new material. People having public sex? Edging The EVO...

The Scuzzy-Guy Special

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan got a massage, and while he might have asked for hot stones, what he got instead was the Scuzzy-Guy Special. The Superbowl is over! Bryan got ...

The Scuzzy-Guy Special

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan got a massage, and while he might have asked for hot stones, what he got instead was the Scuzzy-Guy Special. The Superbowl is over! Bryan got a ...

It's Your Whatever Chakra

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discover that the key to being a man is to never be sorry & to use your beautiful thrusting energy! Man moon circle Retirement drugs!...

It's Your Whatever Chakra

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discover that the key to being a man is to never be sorry & to use your beautiful thrusting energy! Man moon circle Retirement drugs! W...

All Charged Up!

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan’s all charged up with nowhere to go… He and Krissy are discussing their never-ending quest for content, WWE, and Bryan’s villain origin st...

All Charged Up!

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan’s all charged up with nowhere to go… He and Krissy are discussing their never-ending quest for content, WWE, and Bryan’s villain origin st...

TCB Infomercial w. Joanna Hausmann

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy talk with Joanna Hausmann (comedian, head writer, podcaster, etc. etc. etc!) about all things Venezuela, being a weird girl, and workin...

TCB Infomercial w. Joanna Hausmann

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy talk with Joanna Hausmann (comedian, head writer, podcaster, etc. etc. etc!) about all things Venezuela, being a weird girl, and workin...

Shady Okra!

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In a post-Grammys haze, you might just find yourself angling for a ticket to 33P, live at the exclusive venue Shady Okra Retirement Community! Conten...

Shady Okra!

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In a post-Grammys haze, you might just find yourself angling for a ticket to 33P, live at the exclusive venue Shady Okra Retirement Community! Content...

Hoadley's House of EVOO

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From Hoadley’s sexy olive oil based marriage, to Bryan’s Russian Doll jizz drop, these two really have it all.  NextDoor must be stopped! Zucke...

Hoadley's House of EVOO

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From Hoadley’s sexy olive oil based marriage, to Bryan’s Russian Doll jizz drop, these two really have it all.  NextDoor must be stopped! Zuckerb...

Give 'Em The Bryan Look

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What’s the most traumatic thing that can happen to you on vacation? Getting two twin beds, of course. Welcome back to the tinfoil hat people The B...

Give 'Em The Bryan Look

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What’s the most traumatic thing that can happen to you on vacation? Getting two twin beds, of course. Welcome back to the tinfoil hat people The Blu...

It Ain't Easy Being Teen

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're might be quotidian, but we're also awfully bonhomie! Bonhomie Bryan We have a new word of the day! The Quotidian Break That's ~*~*~amazing*~...

It Ain't Easy Being Teen

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're might be quotidian, but we're also awfully bonhomie! Bonhomie Bryan We have a new word of the day! The Quotidian Break That's ~*~*~amazing*~*~* ...

BBS: Bare Bottom Spanking

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to TCB Minus, where you can see one of the most concerning Christian family sitcoms ever on tv! Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons are figh...

BBS: Bare Bottom Spanking

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to TCB Minus, where you can see one of the most concerning Christian family sitcoms ever on tv! Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons are fight...

Leave My Recycling Alone!

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy have got the giggles today, as Bryan tells Krissy about his recycling center drama, spoilers, and an Ask TCB. The heart wants what the ...

Leave My Recycling Alone!

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy have got the giggles today, as Bryan tells Krissy about his recycling center drama, spoilers, and an Ask TCB. The heart wants what the ...

The TCB Everglades Peni Retreat

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Spiritual gurus are everywhere these days…so you should come to our special retreat. It's only $299! Smartless is moving to sirius for $100 million...

The TCB Everglades Peni Retreat

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Spiritual gurus are everywhere these days…so you should come to our special retreat. It's only $299! Smartless is moving to sirius for $100 million ...

Baby Got Crack

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy is back in action after a bout of laryngitis, and Bryan has to catch her up on the chaos of the Green household. Bryan really messed up on Fri...

Baby Got Crack

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy is back in action after a bout of laryngitis, and Bryan has to catch her up on the chaos of the Green household. Bryan really messed up on Frid...

Go Suck A Zyn, Bruh

26 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy is sick, so Christina joins Bryan in the TCB studio for an episode full of ass burps, Mormons, and staring deeply into people’s eyes. Bryan’...

Go Suck A Zyn, Bruh

26 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy is sick, so Christina joins Bryan in the TCB studio for an episode full of ass burps, Mormons, and staring deeply into people’s eyes. Bryan’...

Farewell Furry Tina!

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tina says farewell to TCB by talking all things Smokey, smoking, and wiping. Tina is leaving TCB Bryan’s always wrong A legislator is attacking t...

Farewell Furry Tina!

25 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tina says farewell to TCB by talking all things Smokey, smoking, and wiping. Tina is leaving TCB Bryan’s always wrong A legislator is attacking the ...

Booty Babies

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Picture this: a baby…in your ass uterus…with lots of hair…and no bones for 3 years. You’re welcome. Stanley Cups and Cabbage Patch Kids MURD...

Booty Babies

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Picture this: a baby…in your ass uterus…with lots of hair…and no bones for 3 years. You’re welcome. Stanley Cups and Cabbage Patch Kids MURDER...

Never Have We Ever...

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy sauce it up in the soon-to-be murphy bed sex room/studio and answer a complicated Ask TCB. Hoadley’s Naked Kitchen Let’s play a g...

Never Have We Ever...

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy sauce it up in the soon-to-be murphy bed sex room/studio and answer a complicated Ask TCB. Hoadley’s Naked Kitchen Let’s play a gam...

Marry That Ghost, Girl!

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…...

Marry That Ghost, Girl!

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…w...

Take 'Em To The Liars Den!

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Ada...

Take 'Em To The Liars Den!

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Ada...

Same Night Lay!

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign ...

Same Night Lay!

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign ...