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Episodes
New Movie Blues
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Every time a remake comes out, a butterfly loses its wings. Nay, a shoelace loses its aglet! Ailing Krissy Ingrid Andress’s national anthem 33 P’...
PossumLoverBG
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a Story Time With Bryan kind of day here at TCB, featuring dank weed, Corey Feldman, and a baby possum. Gravely voices Botulism Veneers are ...
PossumLoverBG
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a Story Time With Bryan kind of day here at TCB, featuring dank weed, Corey Feldman, and a baby possum. Gravely voices Botulism Veneers are sca...
IYKYK
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan's got a bone to pick with people who say "iykyk," Disney money-grabs, and Scooter Braun. IYKYK It’s for the cool kids Bryan’s butthurt about...
IYKYK
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan's got a bone to pick with people who say "iykyk," Disney money-grabs, and Scooter Braun. IYKYK It’s for the cool kids Bryan’s butthurt ab...
You Heard It Here...First!
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy attempt timeliness and current events! Dr. Ruth & Shannen Doherty died this weekend Hawk Tuah girl 90210 & appointment TV The assas...
You Heard It Here...First!
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy attempt timeliness and current events! Dr. Ruth & Shannen Doherty died this weekend Hawk Tuah girl 90210 & appointment TV The assassina...
No Hobbies, All Honeys!
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discover the secret to dating women: give up everything you love! We’ve got the giggles Electrolytes! Hiring a lifeguard NO BREAK...
No Hobbies, All Honeys!
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discover the secret to dating women: give up everything you love! We’ve got the giggles Electrolytes! Hiring a lifeguard NO BREAKS Ad...
Fluids!
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are back, and they are covering all manner of bodily fluids…and the debate. Krissy went to Seattle & Vancouver The birthplace of gr...
Fluids!
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are back, and they are covering all manner of bodily fluids…and the debate. Krissy went to Seattle & Vancouver The birthplace of grun...
Polygamy Pipeline
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan is under the weather, so today we bring you a mystery episode from the vault! Ballpark madness We’re breaking down Seeking Sister Wives A roas...
Polygamy Pipeline
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan is under the weather, so today we bring you a mystery episode from the vault! Ballpark madness We’re breaking down Seeking Sister Wives A r...
Two Wettings and a Funeral (Again)
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic funeral...
Two Wettings and a Funeral (Again)
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic fun...
Best Of John Anthony
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In an effort to center our best content, Producer Christina dug up an old video breakdown featuring her nemesis: John Anthony Lifestyle!LINKS: Send us...
Best Of John Anthony
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In an effort to center our best content, Producer Christina dug up an old video breakdown featuring her nemesis: John Anthony Lifestyle! LINKS: Send...
White People Culture
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What is white people culture if not Margaritaville and self-publishing a travel show about Florida? Hawk Tuah Girl Mississippi Ibiza A horrible inc...
White People Culture
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What is white people culture if not Margaritaville and self-publishing a travel show about Florida? Hawk Tuah Girl Mississippi Ibiza A horrible incide...
Ine-Bryan-ated
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan throws stones from a glass house...so this is just a regular episode of TCB! Bryan’s algorithm persists Waiting for Moby’s moment The DMB to...
Ine-Bryan-ated
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan throws stones from a glass house...so this is just a regular episode of TCB! Bryan’s algorithm persists Waiting for Moby’s moment The DMB...
TCB Infomercial w. Mo Welch
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mo Welch is proof that you might flop at Second City, but there is always a second act! Mo’s ”normal” siblings What’s up with Creed? The heat ...
TCB Infomercial w. Mo Welch
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mo Welch is proof that you might flop at Second City, but there is always a second act! Mo’s ”normal” siblings What’s up with Creed? The he...
Two-A-Days
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discover a new meaning to “two-a-days” thanks to John Anthony Lifestyle. But the most pressing question in this episode is…where ...
Two-A-Days
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discover a new meaning to “two-a-days” thanks to John Anthony Lifestyle. But the most pressing question in this episode is…where ...
Fire Sauce Roid Rage
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan's got roid rage in a Taco Bell! You truly never know what you're going to get here at TCB. Christina Applegate Celine Dion & Stiff Person Syndro...
Fire Sauce Roid Rage
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan's got roid rage in a Taco Bell! You truly never know what you're going to get here at TCB. Christina Applegate Celine Dion & Stiff Person Synd...
The Old BG Method
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Old BG Method encompasses more than just real estate failures. It also includes a house of birds, a chaotic sleep schedule, and screwdriver dreams...
The Old BG Method
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Old BG Method encompasses more than just real estate failures. It also includes a house of birds, a chaotic sleep schedule, and screwdriver dreams...
Just Tryna Find Love
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise! Today you get a little treat: a regular episode! Bryan & Krissy giggle their way through the perils of the world. No Infomercial today! Insu...
Just Tryna Find Love
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise! Today you get a little treat: a regular episode! Bryan & Krissy giggle their way through the perils of the world. No Infomercial today! In...
B.A. In Heaven Studies
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
James Van Praagh Let us know if you want to come to our shows this fall Hi to our listeners You got any metal in your body? Krissy is giving cult mem...
B.A. In Heaven Studies
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
James Van Praagh Let us know if you want to come to our shows this fall Hi to our listeners You got any metal in your body? Krissy is giving cult ...
It's Tijuana Bryan!
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamptons Justin Timberlake and Tijuana Bryan Green may seem like two very different people, but in essence they are the same. Chaos Gremlins! Justin ...
It's Tijuana Bryan!
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hamptons Justin Timberlake and Tijuana Bryan Green may seem like two very different people, but in essence they are the same. Chaos Gremlins! Justin T...
A Pampered Travel Princess
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You ever zoomed so hard you hit someone with your car? No? Maybe you were just the travel princess of that situation. Cue: Storytime with Bryan! The z...
A Pampered Travel Princess
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You ever zoomed so hard you hit someone with your car? No? Maybe you were just the travel princess of that situation. Cue: Storytime with Bryan! The ...
TCB Infomercial w. Des Bishop
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan's twin joins TCB! Oh...wait...I mean his other twin... Anyway, listen to these middle aged white men fall in love! Let the ass kissing commence!...
TCB Infomercial w. Des Bishop
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan's twin joins TCB! Oh...wait...I mean his other twin... Anyway, listen to these middle aged white men fall in love! Let the ass kissing commence...
Bonus: Introducing Psychopedia w/ Tank Sinatra & Investigative Slater
15 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan drops a special episode to introduce Psychopedia. It's an Audacy podcast now available on the free Audacy App and everywhere else! Psychopedia i...
Bonus: Introducing Psychopedia w/ Tank Sinatra & Investigative Slater
15 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan drops a special episode to introduce Psychopedia. It's an Audacy podcast now available on the free Audacy App and everywhere else!Psychopedia is...
BBQ Psychic
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We may have found ourselves a new target. It's scam or be scammed here at The Commercial Break. This, THE Commercial Break Joey Chestnut & the hot dog...
BBQ Psychic
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We may have found ourselves a new target. It's scam or be scammed here at The Commercial Break. This, THE Commercial Break Joey Chestnut & the hot d...
NoNo Siwa
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Summer Olympics You tried! Kids learning to swim Lake Lanier is HAUNTED FLOAT POSITION! Bryan, please stop talking about women's bathing suits An...
NoNo Siwa
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Summer Olympics You tried! Kids learning to swim Lake Lanier is HAUNTED FLOAT POSITION! Bryan, please stop talking about women's bathing suit...
That's Lynda With a Y To You!
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What is more ridiculous: this podcast or Bryan’s spam text conversations? We’re still talking possums/opossums Caitlin found the possum ep! Bry...
That's Lynda With a Y To You!
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What is more ridiculous: this podcast or Bryan’s spam text conversations? We’re still talking possums/opossums Caitlin found the possum ep! Bryan ...
The Best Of The Guests!
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy reminisce about our guest journey so far…we’re sorry, Vir! Producer Christina takes you through an audio journey of some of our ver...
The Best Of The Guests!
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy reminisce about our guest journey so far…we’re sorry, Vir! Producer Christina takes you through an audio journey of some of our ver...
Yes Sir! Yes Sir!
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re covering creatures of all kinds at TCB: giraffes, cats, a vampire Chupacabra, Big Foot, and the infamous possum. Check your panties! Storytime...
Yes Sir! Yes Sir!
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re covering creatures of all kinds at TCB: giraffes, cats, a vampire Chupacabra, Big Foot, and the infamous possum. Check your panties! Storyti...
Show Me The Drama!
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If there’s one thing Bryan’s gonna do, it’s watch 90 Day Fiance. Lucky for us, one of listeners provides us with piping hot tea. The Kelce Br...
Show Me The Drama!
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If there’s one thing Bryan’s gonna do, it’s watch 90 Day Fiance. Lucky for us, one of listeners provides us with piping hot tea. The Kelce Bro...
That's A Ride Or Die
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Controversy abounds for Bryan & Krissy! Possums? No possums? What constitutes a ride or die? What is a Pearl Jam poster really worth? Questions we may...
That's A Ride Or Die
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Controversy abounds for Bryan & Krissy! Possums? No possums? What constitutes a ride or die? What is a Pearl Jam poster really worth? Questions we may...
TCB Infomercial w. Joe Dombrowski
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe Dombrowski joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about stand-up, the gay dad supremacy, and possum slander. FYI Bryan doesn’t write these show notes Le...
TCB Infomercial w. Joe Dombrowski
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe Dombrowski joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about stand-up, the gay dad supremacy, and possum slander. FYI Bryan doesn’t write these show notes Lenn...
Two Blueberries & A Club Girl
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie’s back, and he’s giving nutritional advice…including 25 scoops of whey protein a day. People looking older than they are Big Water Du...
Two Blueberries & A Club Girl
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie’s back, and he’s giving nutritional advice…including 25 scoops of whey protein a day. People looking older than they are Big Water Dune ...
Don't Read Our Reviews...
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing says “manners,” like a house full of lentil farts! Bryan & Krissy bring it all today with a Storytime With Bryan, some radio reminiscence,...
Don't Read Our Reviews...
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing says “manners,” like a house full of lentil farts! Bryan & Krissy bring it all today with a Storytime With Bryan, some radio reminiscence,...
It's The Safe Zone!
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Safe Zone" gets a whole new meaning on this episode of The Commercial Break... Bryan should have gone to school Falling from great heights Storyti...
It's The Safe Zone!
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Safe Zone" gets a whole new meaning on this episode of The Commercial Break... Bryan should have gone to school Falling from great heights Storytime ...
TCB Infomercial w. Wendi McLendon-Covey
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan’s crush Bryan’s math aint mathing… JoJo Siwa Drinking around Epcot Cutting your own hair Christopher Nolan’s movies The start of Reno ...
TCB Infomercial w. Wendi McLendon-Covey
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan’s crush
TCB Infomercial: Gianmarco Soresi
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy is out having fun in Memphis and Bryan is just out of a broken tooth! So on this Friday Infomercial Bryan & Krissy speak with comic, podcaster ...
TCB Infomercial: Gianmarco Soresi
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy is out having fun in Memphis and Bryan is just out of a broken tooth! So on this Friday Infomercial Bryan & Krissy speak with comic, podcaster ...
Strategic Interwebs Meeting
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy might be strategizing about the interwebs, but I (producer Christina) am concerned about his upcoming dental work! Baby Reindeer SPOI...
Strategic Interwebs Meeting
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy might be strategizing about the interwebs, but I (producer Christina) am concerned about his upcoming dental work! Baby Reindeer SPOILE...
JagerFace
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here at TCB, we cold call after 12 jager bombs, and we're damn good at it! A Bluey poncho & a hot dog stand Storytime with Bryan Bryan tried to put...
JagerFace
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here at TCB, we cold call after 12 jager bombs, and we're damn good at it! A Bluey poncho & a hot dog stand Storytime with Bryan Bryan tried to put on...
TCB Infomercial w. Rachel Feinstein
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Badge Banger herself joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about crowd work drama, stalkers, & firewives. Washing legs & brushing teeth Just…wash your ...
TCB Infomercial w. Rachel Feinstein
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Badge Banger herself joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about crowd work drama, stalkers, & firewives. Washing legs & brushing teeth Just…wash your le...
Sweet, Sweet "Justice"
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're out here in these streets, and everybody is wilding! There's chaos in the air, and Bryan is breathing in deep! Maycember Bus drivers of yore ...
Sweet, Sweet "Justice"
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're out here in these streets, and everybody is wilding! There's chaos in the air, and Bryan is breathing in deep! Maycember Bus drivers of yore Eve...
He's A Honda Guy...
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What does "I f*** like a Ford Ranger" mean to you? The world may never know. Selling the show Cromedy This is a show about FRIENDSHIP Radio sales part...
He's A Honda Guy...
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What does "I f*** like a Ford Ranger" mean to you? The world may never know. Selling the show Cromedy This is a show about FRIENDSHIP Radio sales ...
Heart To Hell!
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's break the internet! Bryan's gonna wash his legs & then TCB is going to host Netflix is a Joke from behind a curtain! Bryan! Krissy! Wash your l...
Heart To Hell!
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Let's break the internet! Bryan's gonna wash his legs & then TCB is going to host Netflix is a Joke from behind a curtain! Bryan! Krissy! Wash your le...
TCB Infomercial w. Mo Gilligan
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mo Gilligan joins Bryan & Krissy for good vibes and worldwide comedy. Mo Gilligan Prop betting & betting bans We don’t need any more addictions ...
TCB Infomercial w. Mo Gilligan
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mo Gilligan joins Bryan & Krissy for good vibes and worldwide comedy. Mo Gilligan Prop betting & betting bans We don’t need any more addictions Brya...
Certified Ruffians!
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are Certified Ruffians, and you can become one too! Just pay $69.99 for our Certified Ruffians Course. Instagram entrepreneurs Hobby ...
Certified Ruffians!
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are Certified Ruffians, and you can become one too! Just pay $69.99 for our Certified Ruffians Course. Instagram entrepreneurs Hobby ho...
TCBoomer
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy might not actually be boomers, but they sure do act like it! Get your boomer news here, and also from The Daily Mail. We may have put t...
TCBoomer
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy might not actually be boomers, but they sure do act like it! Get your boomer news here, and also from The Daily Mail. We may have put ...
96.7 The Girth
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We may be in the wrong industry, but do you think we could make some cash dunking Bryan in a dunk tank online? Some light insta stalking Bryan’s r...
96.7 The Girth
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We may be in the wrong industry, but do you think we could make some cash dunking Bryan in a dunk tank online? Some light insta stalking Bryan’s rad...
TCB Infomercial w. Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re going to politely mug Daniel & Henry so we can have all their Beanie Babies and make a TCB fortune! Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher Would anyone ...
TCB Infomercial w. Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re going to politely mug Daniel & Henry so we can have all their Beanie Babies and make a TCB fortune! Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher Would anyon...
The Beanie Break
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a video breakdown Friday, so prepare to get yelled at by Bryan, the guy in the video, and the voices in your head! Mouth kissing (young people ...
The Beanie Break
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a video breakdown Friday, so prepare to get yelled at by Bryan, the guy in the video, and the voices in your head! Mouth kissing (young peopl...
The Kids Are Not Alright
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Astrid leaves Bryan for literally one day…and all hell breaks loose. Is a middle aged man equipped to handle five to eighteen children for sixteen h...
The Kids Are Not Alright
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Astrid leaves Bryan for literally one day…and all hell breaks loose. Is a middle aged man equipped to handle five to eighteen children for sixteen h...
A Sgrundle Taste Test
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sgrundle: noun - a combination of the ball sack and perineum (colloquially known as the “grundle”). You’re welcome. Ciggies and cigars Airport...
A Sgrundle Taste Test
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sgrundle: noun - a combination of the ball sack and perineum (colloquially known as the “grundle”). You’re welcome. Ciggies and cigars Airport s...
TCB Infomercial w. Leslie Liao
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Leslie Liao joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about her path to stand-up, working at Netflix, her sexual awakening, and bugs. Scrotch Tape Robin Leach: Cha...
TCB Infomercial w. Leslie Liao
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Leslie Liao joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about her path to stand-up, working at Netflix, her sexual awakening, and bugs. Scrotch Tape Robin Leach: C...
Talk Sh*t, Get Hit
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Capu...
Talk Sh*t, Get Hit
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Capu...
The Quantum Witch
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way. A chiropractor meth orgy...