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Commercial Break Trailer Season 3!

05 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Take a listen to some of our favorite moments from Season 3...so far! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn ...

Pigeons From Your Past!

03 Jun 2022

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Atlanta is not known for its kind, courteous drivers. The traffic is awful and made worse by the rain showers that pop up on hot summer days. Bryan ha...

Lake Life & The Hen House

01 Jun 2022

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"Lake Life" means many things to many people. Mainly it means fast boats, cold beer and small bikinis...at least on Lake Lanier in North Georgia it do...

Wait WHAAAAA?!

30 May 2022

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Bryan's daughter has an ear infection that is causing sleepwalking. Krissy sleep eats. Bryan sleep DRIVES! Then the gang discuss lucid dreaming and as...

That Water...It's Wet!

27 May 2022

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There is a man who has been having "relations" with Real Sex Dolls and filming for review purposes. However, even TCB finds it too racy to discuss in ...

I Smell An Opportunity!

25 May 2022

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Dominos knows Bryan and Krissy. They used to order 2 to 3 pizzas every time they closed down the bar. Krissy recalls her days in radio sales where hea...

The Blockbuster (Sales) Pitch!

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Seeking Sister Wives is back on TLC with a whole new cast. Bryan wonders why every SSW couple fails to make it to season 2. Blue is a dog that acts li...

All That Joking Could Hurt You!

20 May 2022

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Dave Chapelle was recently attacked on stage while doing a comedy set. Bryan wonders: Why are humans becoming increasingly sensitive to opposing view ...

Sex Is For The Birds!

18 May 2022

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Birds are everywhere. Every climate and country has them. And Bryan has a bird sanctuary on his front door. Will Bryan save the baby birds from certai...

Dating Can Be Such A MYSTERY!

16 May 2022

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The podcast has almost 3,00,000 downloads! Bryan and Krissy still don't understand why. Maybe it was...ALIENS! Bryan gets a text from a long lost frie...

Nodes, Needs and Dial-A-Dates!

13 May 2022

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There is an award given each year for bad erotic passages in otherwise good books. Bryan and Krissy review a few of these passages. Then, Marlon is on...

Chef Frankie Boyar-B!

11 May 2022

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People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming rate! Bryan and Krissy discuss how one might be retrieved from a fall like t...

The Crowd Goes WILD!

09 May 2022

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Marlon, Bryan's single friend is working his way to date # 10 with his sugar momma. The woman in question has promised a private flight and fancy hote...

Blame It On The A-A-A-ALIENS!!

06 May 2022

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An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning...

Mallow Fellows & Sugar Daddies!

04 May 2022

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Lucky Charms the venerable cereal with marshmallows has been pissing Bryan off since the early 1980's. He asks the question: Why can't the ratio of ma...

Ask TCB!

02 May 2022

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A trip to the local Publix turns into a race for Bryan. He get's into a check-out with with a lady in a hurry. Krissy reminds everyone to "rev down" n...

Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry!

29 Apr 2022

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Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim ...

Fear & Loathing In The Courtroom

27 Apr 2022

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A random YouTube commenter shares their dislike for the TCB video on Showgirls. Leading Bryan and Krissy to wonder if anyone actually listens to the s...

Are You Sitting Down?!

25 Apr 2022

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Bryan has a bird's nest on his front door and the resulting nursery of birds is scaring the whole family! As the baby birds are hatching his kids are ...

Dick Is Not Famous!

22 Apr 2022

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Bryan decides he should read some podcast reviews on the show...for the first time ever. It's a mixed bag and the listeners may be funnier than he is!...

Late Night Cruise Cruising!

20 Apr 2022

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Bryan is made to sleep on the couch near the cruise ship door but the neighbors keep it interesting. He hears about some engagement drama, a possible ...

Energenix!

18 Apr 2022

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Bryan tell Krissy the reason why the show is so popular...his compression and treble tweaking skills. A man on a Southwest flight takes himself to the...

Hey Girl! It's Me...Carl

15 Apr 2022

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Bryan is back from a cruise. The food was great but his ability to watch TLC was not. Netflix is trying to keep momentum with the sister series to Lov...

TCB...We're Right Here!

13 Apr 2022

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Bryan and Krissy are back from a short vacation. Bryan took the family on a Disney Cruise and it was GREAT! Disney World..not so much. North Florida r...

A Visit From Mr. Spirit!

11 Apr 2022

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Bryan share a story from south Georgia where a cop is caught on TikTok having "relations" with a mistress behind his patrol car. Then Krissy wonders i...

I'm Meta-Pregnant!

08 Apr 2022

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Bryan wonders why all parents use the first, middle, last name shout to address children when they are angry. Bryan gives more misinformation when he ...

The Fun, FACT Filled Treasure Of Fenn!

06 Apr 2022

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Recently Bryan and Krissy did a bit about Fenn's Treasure. They posted a clip to YouTube and the Fenn fans ripped into TCB! Apparetnly people believe ...

That Is One Cheap Wiener Wagon!

04 Apr 2022

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Bryan visits a rural store where a lady is berating a manager about 3 missing ounces of Cheerios. Bryan's friend goes to dinner with the world's cheap...

Bryan's Sloppy Joe & Sexual Surrogate Hut!

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is still having dreams about Alanis Morissette and he cannot figure out why! Then he shares his music video hit list from late nights in the stu...

The Best Dump Cake In The World...Ever!

30 Mar 2022

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Bryan wonders wether the Oscars were THIS weekend or NEXT? (Clearly, another fact filled episode of TCB is on the way!). Spermidictine is a thing and ...

Certified Sex Surrogate #3

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan has recently been researching Fenn's treasure. A decade ago a strange man buried a relatively small amount of gold coins and stones and wrote a ...

A Spritz Of Anti-Bad Spray!

25 Mar 2022

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Bryan is getting old (older) and he is having trouble sleeping. His son has a cast and it's certainly not helping Bryan find rest. Krissy used to take...

Casper The Horny Ghost!

23 Mar 2022

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Spring has sprung, the flowers are in bloom and Bryan is interested in sports again. It's the best time in sporting and as a sporting expert, Bryan sh...

The Snorkel Cock Diaries

21 Mar 2022

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Bryan reminds Krissy about his brush with fame in the form of the band Rush. He is tortured , to this day, by one word repeated hundreds of times at t...

Alpha Mikro Peos

18 Mar 2022

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Some new Apple reviews are rolling in and one thing is clear...TCB fans are a bunch of feisty smart asses! The commercial breaks inside The Commercial...

Oscar The Sea Seal Savior

16 Mar 2022

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Bryan once lived with a stripper and her mother. Unfortunately for Bryan his girlfriend decided to sleep with landscaper while Bryan slept on her bedr...

Teresa Caputo Jumping Up & Down

14 Mar 2022

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It's International Women's Day and Bryan wants to recognize the women in his life! Krissy, the loyal friend and creative partner, Astrid the amazing w...

Getting Along With Your Life

11 Mar 2022

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Bryan read about a study where pig brains where studied at the moment of scientific death. He is horrified by the results! Then Krissy makes Bryan a p...

The Ultimate Podcast Directory

09 Mar 2022

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Bryan is up to his old tricks...watching more reality dating shows. He has found a new love show obsession, Secret Crush. Love Is Blind wraps on it's ...

Legend Of The Puking Mapache

07 Mar 2022

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Krissy is back from a short birthday vacation and she tells us all about the beaches, the beauty, the booze and the thieving Mapache! Bryan had an int...

PizzleKahn The Champ

04 Mar 2022

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TCB recently had a Crypto Currency wallet as a sponsor. That started a chain reaction that leads to Bryan discovering some lost Bitcoin! It's hidden t...

The 2x4 Stuffed Drywall

02 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Idaho officials have a great gift in mind for the ladies in their lives...French fry perfume. It is real, it smells good and it is SOLD OUT! Fried any...

Someone Stop Kirk Cameron!

28 Feb 2022

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Ivan Reitman passed recently and TCB is reviewing his illustrious comedy making career. Bryan and Krissy discuss some of his best movies and some of h...

Boiler Room Confessionals

25 Feb 2022

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Khloe K is doing her thing, looking great, staying out of the drama and.....her hands....what is up with those HANDS? Bryan told his high school pries...

Attack, Fern!

23 Feb 2022

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Holiday time makes everyone feel great! Why not leave the festive decorations up until spring? Some scientists think its a way to beat seasonal depres...

Boring, Irrelevant and Unrelatable

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

TCB is getting more reviews. Some of them really positive, some of them completely unrelated to the show and a few are simply confusing! Kanye is goin...

Happy Happy To You, Hoadley!

18 Feb 2022

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It is Krissy's birthday week and TCB is ready to celebrate. First Bryan shares the result of a Google Birthday query. Krissy learns about her fellow K...

Hoadley's Hotel Impossible

16 Feb 2022

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Bryan loves the new studio chairs and Hoadley needs a chiropractor. Bryan tells Hoadley about the wildest pool he ever attended. Pipes, packages and p...

The Rogue Joe and The Stern Coyote

14 Feb 2022

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99x was one of the first radio stations in the country to bring alternative and grunge to the mainstream. Bryan and Krissy were living in Atlanta to w...

Naked From The Torso Up

11 Feb 2022

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Bob the screaming gym rat running around Bryan's fitness center is back! Bryan and Krissy wonder if he is dangerous or just entertaining. Then the Fur...

Flips. Flaps & Flops

08 Feb 2022

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Bryan shares audio from a North Korean news program regarding "The Dear Leader's" horrific injury. Then Krissy finds a group of scientists trying to s...

Ask Uncle Bryan

04 Feb 2022

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Krissy tells Bryan about her Find My iPhone arrangement with her husband. Leaving Bryan to wonder how that would work at his house. Bryan asks for an ...

A Ranch Divided!

01 Feb 2022

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Bryan and Krissy discuss the recent chart success. It's about time...the podcast charts are finally reflecting the average show TCB really is!Joe Roga...

Please Don't Litter!

28 Jan 2022

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Bryan and Krissy have made it to the big leagues as they crack the Top 25 on Apple's improve comedy charts. Wordle is a new 5 letter online word game ...

If You're Dead & You Know It Clap Your Hands!

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan shares his recent experience at the gym after a 3 year hiatus. Bryan tells Krissy about a man in India that was declared dead for 13 hours, whil...

Make A Gas Face!

21 Jan 2022

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Bryan and Hoadley recap the comments on the new studio and open a gift from super fan Roxanne! Then Bryan wonders which Morrisey album Megan Fox and M...

Tag Team, Back Again!

18 Jan 2022

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It's the start of a brand new season #3 for TCB. Krissy and Bryan break in the new studio and try not to break anything. They discuss Krissy's COVID s...

TCB The Lost Tapes - Wait For The Beep!

14 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan and Krissy discuss sleep deprivation with small children , international text message rates and angry listener's phone bills and voice mails are...

TCB The Lost Tapes -Exercise Your Exorcism!

11 Jan 2022

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On this lost episode of TCB, Bryan and Krissy discuss post season baseball, Halloween and review a documentary about "teenage rockstar exorcists"! LI...

TCB The Lost Tapes - Box Of Broken Toys!

07 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan and Krissy discuss reality t.v. and virgins, female viagra and the first (and awful) episodes of the show on this un-aired content from The Comm...

TCB The Lost Tapes - Arm's Length Away

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan and Krissy discuss commercial theme songs, cutting off a limb and what they would do for a million dollars on this un-aired episode of The Comme...

TCB The Lost Tapes - We're On Fire(side)!

31 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan and Krissy discuss a number of topics during segments from some technically challenged Fireside appearances in this previously un-aired episode!...

TCB The Lost Tapes - Tripping Disney

28 Dec 2021

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Bryan and Krissy discuss Walt Disney World during the pandemic, magical childhood visits and some special Disney "trips" Bryan took as a teenager on t...

TCB The Lost Tapes Part 1

24 Dec 2021

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Bryan and Krissy release some of the lost episodes of TCB. Enjoy clips from episodes that never aired! A final Season 2 gift to you...  LINKS: Se...

We Wish You A Frankie Christmas!

21 Dec 2021

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Bryan asks Krissy a very important question: Which way do you wipe? It's a question that has TikTok talking and TCB too! Then the two friends wonder w...

A Very Frankie Christmas!

17 Dec 2021

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Krissy comes prepared and festive to the studio. She brings a pair of her ever growing novelty sunglass collection and a few favors for Bryan. A creat...

We'll Be Back In 2 and 2!

14 Dec 2021

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Bryan reads an old social media story about a South African couple who got engaged in a KFC. The internet Dorito warrior squad tore them apart only to...

Hinge Cringe

10 Dec 2021

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Bryan shares some recent YouTube comments with Krissy. Seems that some people have triggered by Bryan getting triggered that then triggers more trigge...

You're Putting Me In An Odd Position

07 Dec 2021

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Bryan is still sick, His Salmonella diet continues and includes a trip to the hospital. The upside of food poisoning is that there is plenty of time t...

I'm Gonna Get You!

03 Dec 2021

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Bryan is still battling Salmonella many days later and his brain is suffering the effects. He struggles through show as Krissy reminds him she tuned o...

The Salmonella Diet!

30 Nov 2021

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Bryan visits family for the holiday only to catch a raging case of Salmonella that ALMOST stops TCB in tracks...almost. Krissy recalls her trip to see...

Hey Mother..Shut Those Kids Up!

26 Nov 2021

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Bryan explains to Krissy how complicated going out eat has become with children. He shares a story about a recent trip to eat at a restaurant that end...

Coach Ed...Sex Ed

23 Nov 2021

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Bryan shares his thoughts on the new advertisers popping up inside the show. Bryan and Krissy reminisce about simpler times...when no one listened to ...

Stop Kissing Your Cousin!

19 Nov 2021

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Bryan tells Krissy about his spending his day at his child's school for the big Thanksgiving Day play. Then Bryan and his family take to the streets o...

Point Of Order!

16 Nov 2021

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Bryan shares with Krissy some of reactions to the new Frankie B episodes, they discuss the engagement of most famous person to come out of the 90 Day ...

Happy Boys, Plush Toys and Investment Ploys!

12 Nov 2021

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Bryan and Krissy stumble upon a story detailing how certain European countries are encouraging men to get vaccinated with free brothel services! Then ...

Advantage...Frankie B!

09 Nov 2021

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Bryan tells Krissy about his once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to attend a World Series game for the home team. Then they discuss the rather speedy parad...

Ashes To Ashes, Dusk To Dawn

05 Nov 2021

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Bryan tells Krissy how he came hate to Halloween and how he can no longer ignore the holiday. Hoadley wonders about cloning her cat patches and Niko t...

Sounds Like A Personal(ity) Problem To Me!

02 Nov 2021

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Bryan shares about a normal day at his house. This includes Clifford The Big red Dog, Buzz Lightyear and dreaming of the crazy Home Improvement days w...

Just Over Here Soaking It All In!

31 Oct 2021

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Superfan Big Will The Champ calls into hotline to share a video of another famous podcaster saying the TCB catch phrase "Best To You!". Bryan and Kris...

WTF Chuck!?

26 Oct 2021

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Bryan tells Krissy about a woman in N.Y. suing Kellogg Pop Tart for lack of nutritional value. He recalls a time he should have sued for food related ...

Uncle Bryan's Rules Of Dating

22 Oct 2021

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Bryan and Krissy are celebrating 1,000,000 downloads by almost destroying the studio! Then they discuss The Bachelorette, the ridiculous ways in which...

911 Is A Joke In Your Town!

19 Oct 2021

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Bryan asks Krissy to join his new MLMM business, LuLaNO. Then they wonder why they got news alerts about Kourtney K and Travis B, and who the f*&k car...

Throwing Shade

15 Oct 2021

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Bryan shares his terrible travels to and from Memphis by asking the question: What is appropriate airplane behavior? Who owns the arm rest? Should you...

That Mature Kind Of Love

12 Oct 2021

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Bryan and Krissy (TCB team: Astrid, Mike and Tina) are back from Mempho and the road was long, the beer was cold and flu was transmitted! Bryan is si...

Go For Thanos!

08 Oct 2021

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Bryan tells Hoadley about his endless nights trying to get his daughter to sleep, they discuss the power weed couple known as Snoopy Doggy Doggy & Mar...

We Came Here For Answers!

05 Oct 2021

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Bryan and Krissy give an update on DeanBodi, discuss how they all of the sudden care about the B. Spears conservatorship drama and give each other a r...

At Least We Do It Together!

01 Oct 2021

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Bryan tells Krissy about the time he made pot brownies with some shwagg weed and Betty Crocker instant brownies. It's the last time he ever ate weed. ...

Colonel Clap

28 Sep 2021

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Bryan shares with Hoadley his love for the Chicago Cubs, Harry Caray, WGN Radio and The 7th Inning Stretch. tHen he shares his disdain for Conor McGre...

ScamcolFM

24 Sep 2021

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Bryan asks Krissy a very important question about the current state of affairs in the world: Why don't people wave any more when you let them cut in t...

Welcome To My Screened-In Bedroom!

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan and Krissy discuss their love for Norm McDonald, a true loss to the world of comedy and entertainment. Then Bryan recalls the time he lived in a...

Raising A Flag For Fitness!

17 Sep 2021

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Bryan recalls the Arnold Schwarzenegger physical fitness awards, the time he missed getting an award for the rope climb, keeping his "little man" in c...

The Lost Tapes Of 33 Willy (Pt 2)

14 Sep 2021

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Bryan and Hoadley answer the age old question : can two podcast hosts just be friends? Then they discuss the engineering magic that built Dubai. Final...

33P Live From Shady Oaks!

10 Sep 2021

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Bryan is still watching the dramatic TV classic known as 21 Jump Street, 90 Day The Single Life has Big Ed swimming in the wrong dating pool and DeanB...

Over, Under, Average

07 Sep 2021

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Bryan tells Hoadley about his new favorite Roku Channel...21 Jump Street! Then, McDonalds ice cream machines are under FTC investigation and it begs t...

Keeping It 100!

03 Sep 2021

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Bryan and Krissy celebrate the unthinkable..100 episodes of this mediocre comedy podcast! Join the gang as they take some questions from the listeners...

The Curious Case Of ED

31 Aug 2021

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Bryan and Krissy have thrown yet another episode in the trash as this Fireside Friday was a flop. Then, Bryan makes the tough decision to bring back t...

You Know What I Mean?!

27 Aug 2021

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Bryan and Krissy go live on Fireside! Bryan tells Krissy his thoughts on the Fake Famous and Woodstock 99' movies, they discuss their chances of Insta...

Glory Be, Yip Yip Yee!

24 Aug 2021

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Bryan describes his disastrous trip to Walgreens to get a few COVID tests, the gang ponder turning 100 episodes old and then they "go back to the well...

How Many Zeros?

20 Aug 2021

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Bryan tells Krissy about the comic Gallagher's racist, homophobic and generally miserable views, then they finally figure out to use the phones. TCB S...