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Best Of: Hotel Improbable!
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy leave Producer Christina in charge while they get ready for Season4. On this best of clip: Krissy had an early taste of fame when Hotel...
You're A Perfect 5.7!
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Adam The Liar is scoring himself a perfect 10! Well....he's really a 5.7. But he goes on the campaign trail to improve that score to 10! By bribing an...
He's Adam The Coke Bro!
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Adam the liar taught us how to lie in an effort to make the perfect Insta profile, he told us yo move to another country to impress he ladies and now ...
Your Pocketbook? I Claimed It!
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In part of 2 of the prosperity preaching clips, TCB hears from one of the preachers making a REALLY good living scamming his congregation. Bob the pre...
Oh...That is So GOOD!
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Prosperity preachers are a unique brand of con-man (woman). They scam you out of your money legally, while claiming the Bible told them to do it. Then...
The 90's Were So 80's
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan finds a a series of TV shows from the 90's that got little to no airtime. Looking back on one of those shows...it's not hard to see why! The 90'...
One Kids Margarita, Please!
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan recalls one harrowing night on the way to the bar. After ordering a very special "kids margarita" from bartender, Bryan get's mistaken for a mas...
Fishing For Marlin!
06 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Marlin relationship updates are few and far between and always one sided. Until now! TCB receives a random text from someone that sounds like Marlin's...
VIP At The Pearly Gates!
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie B is back to help us determine our S.M.V. (Sessual Market Value)! He has an equation all worked out for adding a little currency to our love l...
Excel At Just Getting By!
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some people are good at "falling upward"! Some people are great at "falling down". And some people are just trying to excel at getting by! Bryan and K...
Rug Skiing Through Life!
30 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan explains how he learned to ski...on a carpet lined mud slope! But skiing is not a favorite activity of TCB. Krissy doesn't like it and Bryan dis...
My Not-Not For Profit!
28 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Teresa Caputo is one slippery sister! She must need the money because she is constantly failing in cold readings to cold audiences. Not one to be emba...
Neat Death Cat, Bro!
26 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The North Carolina Cherokee Death Cat is a one very dangerous Fangle toothed creature. You must very careful when in meandering around it's territory!...
The Ghostly Dong Gong
23 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Blue is the insane canine living inside the studio grounds. Bryan hires a trainer to come help with some behavioral issues and he bring his clicker an...
Platitudes = Attitudes!
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Then difference between the life you have and the life you want is...Positive Friends! Frankie B let's us know that platitudes & attitudes! As Season ...
Too Many Lists!
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan and Krissy use a myriad of phone apps and lists to keep track of TCB show ideas. But they cannot keep track of any of it! So...the show turns in...
21 EPM
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The magic number is 21! 21 EPM's is what science says a male human needs to achieve to stay away from prostate cancer! So TCB is getting behind the ca...
The Ronco Coke Bro!
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Every restaurant in the worlds has Coke Bros. Two dues who use the restroom together...and not to pee! Bryan has a run in with some Coke Bros at his l...
You Heard It Here Last!
12 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
TCB has never been known for their hard hitting news. But Bryan takes it to a whole new level! Breaking out the 20 month old story of the Brass Agains...
Cuts Right Through Bone!
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Late night infomercials and retail sales channels (QVC) are wildly popular! Bryan finds himself helping his mother ween off he urge to buy now/pay lat...
You Are Osteoporosis Sexy!
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Age is just a number, or so they say! Many people have an age difference with their romantic partner(s). Few people get turned on by dentures and brok...
It's Just Me, Loving On ME!
05 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Self love, do it! Bryan has been doing research and he found the ultimate orgasm coach for men. But is the juice really worth the squeeze? When our "O...
Nice Guys Finish...Fast!
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
"Nice guys always finish last!" That's the old adage that many men have taken seriously...maybe a bit TOO seriously. Late in the 90's, on an knock-off...
The Blow For Bryan Benefit Ball!
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan and Krissy say "LEGALIZE IT!" But the attitudes of law makers are not, generally, in agreement. Bryan decides to create a benefit party for the ...
In The Log With Hippie Santa!
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Every town has one. A guy who never left Woodstock behind and now he looks like a Hippie Santa Claus. Bryan got invited to world's most terrifying par...
Not One Fecking Bit!
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There are REAL rockstars, like Elton John and then there are wannabe rock stars like Carl Lentz! Carl is the flamboyant and one time famous preacher o...
Hair-Way To Heaven!
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Teresa Caputo is known to many as the big haired, loud mouthed, TV psychic from New Jersey. But to TCB she is just the big haired, loud mouthed, BS ar...
Don't Start Her On The Tartar
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hot sauces, dipping sauces and dressing are hotly debated! Do you, won't you? But wether slather your food in sauce or you go in dry, we can all agree...
Ticket Masters & Finger Disasters!
18 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ticket Master is a monopoly taking middle class concert goers out of the ticket market...on purpose! Bryan has a few words TM and Miss Swift. Than, C ...
Heart Wants What The Heart Wants!
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It is what it is! That's the proverbial saying that seems ubiquitous these days. But is IT really what IT is?? Bryan, breaks out an equally ridiculous...
That Taint Tan!
14 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tanning has many proven health benefits....according to Bryan. But even Bryan won't sun his naked "hole"! Two wild and crazy guys from CA are encourag...
A Date With Misery!
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the 1930' through the 1950's the U.S. Government put out a lot of public service films. They even wanted in on family dinner time. Bryan and KRISSY...
High & Tight & Swiping Right!
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Who better to give dating profile advice to the ladies than an aging rockstar wannabe, chauvinist? That's right Frankie B is back some of the most agg...
Best To You, New Nana!
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle and Rodan write in for advice on a unique situation. The Nana next door is looking to kick her son out of the will and include them in the inheri...
The 231 Minute Meal Plan!
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We are paying tribute to Niko the Ghost Dog as he passes to the other side! People are falling, jumping and escaping from cruise ships at an alarming ...
What A Gasbag!
02 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There is such a thing as a gasbag and it can cook your food! Unfortunately, it's just as disgusting as you imagine! Bryan and Krissy find a woman who ...
I (Mostly) Remember You!
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sebastian Bach was the lead singer of one of the 1980's hardest rock bands. Sex, drugs and rock n' roll was the lifestyle of the job. However, 40 year...
The World's Most Beautiful Man!
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Anyone can recognize beauty. It's in the hills, the sea, music, a painting and at the coffee shop...in the form of one very good smelling man! Bryan s...
The Badly Edited StarSeed!
26 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You might be, probably are, could be, possibly a StarSeed! The thing is, you have to specific about your thing. That way you can be special. But not l...
Why Is Everyone Yelling?!
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mountain Monsters may really bad at capturing monsters (or mountains) but they sure do know how to yell! TCB brings back MM for a special Halloween ep...
Sleeping Topless Ruins Friendships!
21 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Long time listener Callie writes in to discuss her friendship with Danny. Danny and her just can't quit each other...but they are JUST friends. She as...
The Time Traveling Dave Matthews!
19 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Time travel IS possible. It's been scientifically modeled out. And history is riddled with stories of time traveling adventurers. But they usually don...
Deep In Your Dermis!
17 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie B is controversial on TCB. Love him, hate him he's a part of the show. And when Frank is on a roll, we should sit back and enjoy. Frankie B is...
The Maid Of Dishonor!
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The wedding night is supposed to be a special night of love, lust and passion. But sleeping with the Maid of Honor will not get you the desired result...
The Power of LBH!
12 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
LBH (Little Blue Hats) are magical pieces of attire that can bring you love, fortune, fame and free booze! The BBC show Blind Date brings the LBH to t...
The 24 Hour Rule
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie B is on a creative roll! Since his breakup he has been exploding all over YouTube and Bryan just cannot help himself. Frankie's new video reve...
Bring In Huckleberry #13! (Fall Break Friday)
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's fall break Friday! Bryan breaks out TCB's favorite episode of 2022, #179: Crow Crow Killed Huckleberry! Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get ...
The Bone-O-Meter!
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ghost Hunters like to use all kind of new (and mostly made up) technology in their pursuit of spooky apparitions. One particular team of Hunters bring...
Don't Quit Your Day Job! | Ask TCB
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
TCB often receives text & emails asking for advice...what are they thinking!? Tad writes in ready to quit his job over his crush on his new boss! Then...
Those Pesky Aliens Are BACK! (Fall Break Friday)
30 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As Krissy takes her fall break, Bryan plays EP182 to answer THE most asked question of TCB. An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship w...
Keep Your Talking To A Minimum!
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The gang over at Mountain Monsters have been kidnapped by a burly crew of very polite masked bandits. But the boys manage to escape after a floating h...
One Very Sexy Walker!
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Walkers are typically used to help seniors get around...now they are being used to help seniors get off! Bryan and Krissy discuss exhibitionism in all...
See You At The Martin's!
23 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
TCB receives a lot of texts and emails containing wild stories and asking for advice on strange circumstances. But listener Nate takes the cake with h...
The Sad Mad Return Of Frankie!
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie B, long time muse for TCB, was retired from the show just 4 months ago. But he came roaring back with a classic Frankie B video a few days ago...
Painting His Wife's Pappy
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dial tone phones changes the way we communicate. Like the car phone, the cellular phone and the iPhone that came after it must have been a big change ...
Very Stressful Head Pets
16 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
ASMR is meant to relax and some cases, put you to sleep! That message was not received by one Furry looking to de-stress us with the sweet sounds of p...
1-900-Tongue-Twangler
14 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
1-900 numbers were the Tinder of the 1980's. Bryan and Krissy review a 1-900 infomercial where sexy singles are waiting for YOUR call! It's clear no o...
No Yelling On This Purple Yacht!
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Miami is GTA come to life! From the wild driving to the adult sex scene to the fancy boats and homes. Bryan is back from vacation and had a taste of i...
Sticky Icky Teenie Beanie?
09 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Beanie Babies took the world by storm in the early to mid-90's. Unfortunately, the adults took all the fun out of it. By 1997 the BB was mired in cont...
Ging Gang Goolie!
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The butcher, the Boy Scout and the banker all make BAD choices for the woman on Blind Date. The ITV British TV show Blind Date has not aged well! Bad ...
Neighing In Her Yam Yam
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
TCB listener Tyler writes in to ask for advice on a love triangle he has found himself involved with. his boyfriend doesn't know that he has been slee...
The Statue Of David Is Just Average
02 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Micro-penis is a real medical term for..well...you get it! Bryan and Krissy dig a bit deeper on the topic, reviewing a video from ITV on the subject. ...
Adam Is Putting In The Work!
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Adam The Liar has no fear of you stealing his lady. He has a patented process for keeping the girls satisfied: talk about her garden and let her sleep...
Friends With Horrible Benefits!
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We've all the known the awkward feeling of having a crush on a friend. The solution to getting out of the "friend zone"? Move out of the country for a...
He's Adam, The Liar!
26 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Liar-yons is a social media "expert" in deceptive posting activities that can get you the life you always dreamed of! So strap in...it's going be...
Meow Meow, Jeff...Meow Meow
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dressing up sexy is fun and playing pretend is a blast! Cat & Kitten costumes for Halloween and cosplay are some people's passion! But living your ent...
One Way Flight To Splitsville
22 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There are many ways to break off a relationship. Pretending to fly to Europe for a few months is an interesting one. Love Connection week ends with on...
Lip Licking Bat Lover
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A listener writes in to tell TCB about his insane experience after his Love Connection appearance! Three's a crowd for this former contestant on the n...
The Connection Couch Cowboy
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cowboys can be found everywhere even on The Love Connection couch! Bryan and Hoadley open up Love Connection week with a classic clip from the cowboy ...
Hot Dogs in Ibitha!
15 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There is a sliding scale of cringe with pick up artists. Bryan digs a few levels down from "life coach" to find some helpful pick up lines. It goes ab...
BTY Friday: Hanky & Panky With Frankie!
12 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a deep cut Best To Yo Friday! Frankie B is the over 50 life coach giving advice on everything from fitness and fashion to food and fun! However, ...
Rage Against The Flavor-Town!
10 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Uncle Bryan is back to his unique spin on life and relationship advice. Get into the downward dog and get ready to ignore his suggestions! Hoadley gi...
This Episode Sponsored By Space-XXX
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
NASA is asking male astronauts to refrain from "releasing" in space for fear of getting someone pregnant. The minutia of this request has Bryan and Kr...
BTY Friday: Take Out, Taste Buds and Tantrums!
05 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's another BTY Friday and 4 of the most listener requested segments are on are deck during this episode . Waffle House is a great place fro late ni...
Bruised Fruit & Bad Dates
03 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
When someone asks to you to bring a shopping cart worth of groceries on a first date...you may want to take a rain check! But on the Love Connection t...
Y-Bryan3000!!
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Y-Bryan3000 is the latest in gas station ED medicine technology! Bryan and Krissy review a Vince Kelvin Klein presentation on the art of seduction. TC...
BTY Friday: Paw Paw Popper!
29 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Commercial Break is now 200+ episodes deep! Krissy and Bryan know it's difficult to play catch up on the moments when the new episodes just keep c...
This Is The Captain Speaking!
27 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Why do pilots always want to talk to us at 36,000 feet? And why can't they figure out how to work the intercom? Find out on this episode! First, Bryan...
Sad Thad The Dancing Chad
25 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Would you want to know if your spouse or partner was cheating?? It's a questions everyone is asking... Knowledge or bliss? Bryan and Krissy share some...
Thaddeus Maximus Blowvious
22 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone is curious about the hellish mother-in-law story sent in by Pete and Bryan is out to get answers. TLC has created another awful reality telev...
Desktop Metaverse Is For The Birds!
20 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The opening to TCB is a mouthful and Bryan is messing it up lately. So he does a practicing after the show is over. The desktop metaverse is just plai...
Married At First Fright
18 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Years ago the U.S. Congress finally did ONE thing. That one thing was publicly list all of our cell phone numbers. We have been non-stop spammed ever ...
Smothered, Covered & Over-Mothered!
15 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Niko the Ghost Dog is declining in health but increasing in smell! Bryan wonders if Niko has already moved on and is trolling the house as an appariti...
Reese Is In Pieces
13 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Do you wash your legs? Should you wash your legs? Bryan can't remember if he does or not. Possibly due to the hour long showers he takes twice daily! ...
The Carol & Daryll Spinoff
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
WeCrashed is the hit Apple series about Wework and its' CEO Adam Neumann (or pronounced 'Newsman' if you're Bryan). Bryan wonders if Jared Leto is pla...
The 4 Hour Calliope
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Avatar was a runaway hit and now we must all suffer our fate for helping it get there. An almost 4 hour version of Avatar 2 will hit theaters next yea...
Just AirDropping Some Fun!
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Southwest makes a case for the best airline to be harassed on as a man decides to AirDrop his dingle to the entire plane! When asked why...he "was jus...
Now Transmitting Transmution
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Send check out aisle seem to be propagating through every store, everywhere. Only one problem...no one knows the right way to use them. Bryan included...
This Is Central Control
01 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Pop Tarts is a breakfast toaster pastry loved by millions and remembered fondly by even more. But why do we need a movie about it? Tom Hanks thinks it...
TCB...It's Not For Everybody!
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie B, the long time foil of TCB has been retired. The listeners chime in to let Bryan know they are not happy. TCB is the #1 Apple Podcast in Can...
The Edible Bear Map
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan is on the mend from the illness but taking it easy as he gets back to studio recording. Hoadley and Bryan take a minute to thank the audience fo...
Puddle Of Dud! ( Best Of | Worst Of )
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The days are melting togther as Bryan continues his quarantine! He continues to dig through unreleased material and piece together episodes to kill ti...
The Most Influencey Influencer! (Best Of | Worst Of TCB)
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan is still battling illness leaving TCB to scramble for new material! Lucky for us, there are plenty of "canned" episodes to dig through. Another ...
Alien Seed & Irish Steed (Best Of | Worst Of)
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A breakout of the virus has caused panic and sickness at the studio. So Bryan and Hoadley take a forced break! Bryan quickly foes through the archives...
Let It Go Vince!
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a long and insane 2.5 years and against all odds TCB has made it to 200 episodes! While the gang will celebrate at a later date they take ti...
Lamda Lamda LinerBoo
15 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Caffeine is a hell of a drug and Bryan has had too much! Discussion around Jolt Cola and other highly caffeinated drinks brings up questions of how ad...
This Sale Is TBD!
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A spot in the Apple Podcast Charts has brought a new wave of listeners to TCB. Will they stay? Probably not. Bryan and Krissy discuss their origin sto...
Barbed Wire & The Frozen Face
10 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Chilis is a fast casual restaurant that, at its zenith, was a very popular place for families and friends to eat and drink. Now, it is just a dirty di...
Zmen On The Buckhead Shore!
08 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Podfest is the annual gathering of independent podcast creators. Bryan heads up a "track" at this years edition and Jeff Dwoskin convinces a comedy wr...
Get Off My Sex Blanket!
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The local Publix is a hot bed for over priced cereal, very bright lights and kids having sex in the parking lot! Bryan shares his fears around teachin...