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Bryan's Squirrel Saga

27 Sep 2024

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Episode #608: If you ever think Bryan is being too mean to Blue, just re-listen to this episode and feel your heart fill with squirrelly warmth. Hurr...

Bryan's Squirrel Saga

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #608: If you ever think Bryan is being too mean to Blue, just re-listen to this episode and feel your heart fill with squirrelly warmth. Hurri...

Tasty Teeners

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #607: a quest, a test(e), and an Ask TCPenis. A woman with a quest It’s good to have goals Bryan as part of nympho-therapy The Accidenta...

Tasty Teeners

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #607: a quest, a test(e), and an Ask TCPenis. A woman with a quest It’s good to have goals Bryan as part of nympho-therapy The Accidental Sw...

Poli-charged Potato Prince

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #606: Bryan explains why we aren't in Florida, and then gets deep into the RFK Jr (and potato) lore. We are not in Florida 🙁 Bryan’s my...

Poli-charged Potato Prince

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #606: Bryan explains why we aren't in Florida, and then gets deep into the RFK Jr (and potato) lore. We are not in Florida 🙁 Bryan’s myst...

TCB Infomercial: Jay Pharoah

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #605: We’re talking to SNL alum Jay Pharoah, and finding out who Jared really is! Justin Timberlake’s DUI Jay’s Special: Jared Mempho...

TCB Infomercial: Jay Pharoah

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #605: We’re talking to SNL alum Jay Pharoah, and finding out who Jared really is! Justin Timberlake’s DUI Jay’s Special: Jared Mempho Ge...

TCB Live Florida Announcement

21 Sep 2024

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We have an IMPORTANT announcement about the Florida shows! Dania Improv and Funny Bone Orlando are being moved to a future date. Bryan explains more o...

TCB Live Florida Announcement

21 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We have an IMPORTANT announcement about the Florida shows! Dania Improv and Funny Bone Orlando are being moved to a future date. Bryan explains more o...

Love Prevails!

20 Sep 2024

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Episode #604: Somehow we found ourselves peddling the message that love prevails, while also reviewing a video about a sex robot. P. Diddy Stockpili...

Love Prevails!

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #604: Somehow we found ourselves peddling the message that love prevails, while also reviewing a video about a sex robot. P. Diddy Stockpiling...

The 555 Rule

19 Sep 2024

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Episode #603: Blue’s got bowel problems, men are lonely, and Bryan’s going tanning. So, not much has changed here at The Commercial Break. Bryan ...

The 555 Rule

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #603: Blue’s got bowel problems, men are lonely, and Bryan’s going tanning. So, not much has changed here at The Commercial Break. Bryan s...

Milky Pools & Jell-O Frogs

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #602: Bryan takes us down the rabbit hole that is his pool, and I mean that in the most literal sense.  Big day for news! Pagers exploding ...

Milky Pools & Jell-O Frogs

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #602: Bryan takes us down the rabbit hole that is his pool, and I mean that in the most literal sense.  Big day for news! Pagers exploding P....

That TCB Lifestyle

17 Sep 2024

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Episode #601: We switched it up last minute and are bringing you a regular TCB episode this fine Infomercial Tuesday! This episode is a true reflectio...

That TCB Lifestyle

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #601: We switched it up last minute and are bringing you a regular TCB episode this fine Infomercial Tuesday! This episode is a true reflectio...

The Magical Land of PUAmore!

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #600: We simply can’t help ourselves, so we are back with more Zack! That’s PUAmore! Thousand Pound Sisters A camel bite that led to an ...

The Magical Land of PUAmore!

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #600: We simply can’t help ourselves, so we are back with more Zack! That’s PUAmore! Thousand Pound Sisters A camel bite that led to an ar...

TCB Infomercial w. Scott Seiss

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #599: We’re bringing you a very special extra TCB Infomercial! Tune in to our conversation with Scott Seiss (Angry Retail Guy and General An...

TCB Infomercial w. Scott Seiss

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #599: We’re bringing you a very special extra TCB Infomercial! Tune in to our conversation with Scott Seiss (Angry Retail Guy and General An...

Let's Get FERAL

11 Sep 2024

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Episode #598: Zack Bauer (not to be confused with Jack Bauer) is back, and he’s ready to teach you how to date! more! hotties! through the magic of ...

Let's Get FERAL

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #598: Zack Bauer (not to be confused with Jack Bauer) is back, and he’s ready to teach you how to date! more! hotties! through the magic of ...

TCB Infomercial: Nicky Jam

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #597: We don’t know how this happened, but this week we are talking to Nicky Jam! Nicky Jam The story of Bryan & Nicky Jam INSOMNIO Life...

TCB Infomercial: Nicky Jam

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #597: We don’t know how this happened, but this week we are talking to Nicky Jam! Nicky Jam The story of Bryan & Nicky Jam INSOMNIO Life’s...

The Secret To Sexcess!

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #596: We’re taking a long and convoluted journey through politics, past alt coin, all the way to PUAs…Stick with us, it’s worth it. Whe...

The Secret To Sexcess!

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #596: We’re taking a long and convoluted journey through politics, past alt coin, all the way to PUAs…Stick with us, it’s worth it. When...

Huckin' Buckin' Forest Quantum Witch

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #595: It’s a rubbin’ tuggin’ Huckin’ Buckin’ good time today at TCB because we have a Mountain Monsters episode to review!! The Rus...

Huckin' Buckin' Forest Quantum Witch

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #595: It’s a rubbin’ tuggin’ Huckin’ Buckin’ good time today at TCB because we have a Mountain Monsters episode to review!! The Rust...

Dinner & Dolby!

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #594: Bzzz! Bzzz! Bzzz! The 90s are calling and they want their terrible dating show back! We are sweaty here in Georgia Coffee! Bryan want...

Dinner & Dolby!

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #594: Bzzz! Bzzz! Bzzz! The 90s are calling and they want their terrible dating show back! We are sweaty here in Georgia Coffee! Bryan wants t...

TCB Infomercial: Mayim Bialik

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #593: Bryan & Krissy are joined by Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory) and they get into acting, child fame, podcasting, science, and Jeopardy....

TCB Infomercial: Mayim Bialik

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #593: Bryan & Krissy are joined by Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory) and they get into acting, child fame, podcasting, science, and Jeopardy....

Older, Wiser, Scarier

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #592: When you start getting older, you’ll find yourself at the doctor constantly, and listening to The Commercial Break while you’re at i...

Older, Wiser, Scarier

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #592: When you start getting older, you’ll find yourself at the doctor constantly, and listening to The Commercial Break while you’re at i...

The Simon Cowell of Art

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #591: We know this advice is probably 2 years too late, buuut we are going to answer these Ask TCBs anyway!  The DNC was poppin' Starbucks...

The Simon Cowell of Art

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #591: We know this advice is probably 2 years too late, buuut we are going to answer these Ask TCBs anyway!  The DNC was poppin' Starbucks Re...

Professional Sports Baller

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #590: Today Bryan said "I'm a man, and I'll talk sports if I want to!" Were-president Elvira’s Movie Macabre Cheaters Old man bitching ...

Professional Sports Baller

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #590: Today Bryan said "I'm a man, and I'll talk sports if I want to!" Were-president Elvira’s Movie Macabre Cheaters Old man bitching Tom B...

TCB Infomercial: Maz Jobrani

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #589: Bryan & Krissy are joined by comedian Maz Jobrani…and he is certainly NOT a jabroni!  Two old bald heads passing in the night Bryan...

TCB Infomercial: Maz Jobrani

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #589: Bryan & Krissy are joined by comedian Maz Jobrani…and he is certainly NOT a jabroni!  Two old bald heads passing in the night Bryan w...

Hotel! Motel! Harry Denton's!

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #588: The Looooooove Connection is back, and they brought yogurt? Bennifer is no more Green Day Wedge salads Matthew Perry Love Connectio...

Hotel! Motel! Harry Denton's!

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #588: The Looooooove Connection is back, and they brought yogurt? Bennifer is no more Green Day Wedge salads Matthew Perry Love Connection! A ...

Who's Your New Daddy?

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #587: We’re on a wild ride today, very similar to Bryan’s mom’s neighbor at the assisted living home…and boy, does she have a cautiona...

Who's Your New Daddy?

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #587: We’re on a wild ride today, very similar to Bryan’s mom’s neighbor at the assisted living home…and boy, does she have a cautiona...

He's Got That Good Good Wood

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #586: Bryan tackles the news today at TCB (and also his trip to the doctor for a physical), and yes…questions remain! We are excited about ...

He's Got That Good Good Wood

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #586: Bryan tackles the news today at TCB (and also his trip to the doctor for a physical), and yes…questions remain! We are excited about o...

TCB Infomercial: Lewis Black

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #585: Comedy legend Lewis Black joins Bryan & Krissy to get ANGRY about all kinds of malarkey! Bryan fanboys over Lewis Black The Orioles/Br...

TCB Infomercial: Lewis Black

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #585: Comedy legend Lewis Black joins Bryan & Krissy to get ANGRY about all kinds of malarkey! Bryan fanboys over Lewis Black The Orioles/Brav...

Not All Of Us Are Well...

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #584: Bryan gets all fired up about misogyny, but also says that he “doesn’t know how to cook,” even though we are fairly certain he can...

Not All Of Us Are Well...

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #584: Bryan gets all fired up about misogyny, but also says that he “doesn’t know how to cook,” even though we are fairly certain he can...

#GapLife

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #583: Bryan talks penises He needs a deep dick fake Rafa’s biohacks Shakti mat Krissy’s a napper IDINA MENZEL, BROADWAY STAR OF WICK...

#GapLife

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #583: Bryan talks penises He needs a deep dick fake Rafa’s biohacks Shakti mat Krissy’s a napper IDINA MENZEL, BROADWAY STAR OF WICKED!!!!...

Tales From The Crypt

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #582: Bryan's bringing out the mama/baby/Blue drama, but he fears his future in the crypt. No more Olympics 🙁 RayGun the breakdancer The...

Tales From The Crypt

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #582: Bryan's bringing out the mama/baby/Blue drama, but he fears his future in the crypt. No more Olympics 🙁 RayGun the breakdancer The Cl...

TCB Infomercial: Sam Morril

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For two guys who are so online, Bryan & Sam Morril have some of the internet’s worst takes (yeah, I’m talking about Twisters & Glen Powell, the st...

TCB Infomercial: Sam Morril

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For two guys who are so online, Bryan & Sam Morril have some of the internet’s worst takes (yeah, I’m talking about Twisters & Glen Powell, the st...

The Gnome Gnows

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #580: You gnome what they say, the little man in your bedroom at night is just an alien here to protect you and also maybe to have sex with yo...

The Gnome Gnows

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #580: You gnome what they say, the little man in your bedroom at night is just an alien here to protect you and also maybe to have sex with yo...

Slingshot Shenanigans

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #579: It's a TCB PCB 30A kind of day! Storytime with Bryan proves entertaining once again. Snoop & Flava Olympics TCB in PCB 30A Bryan’s...

Slingshot Shenanigans

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #579: It's a TCB PCB 30A kind of day! Storytime with Bryan proves entertaining once again. Snoop & Flava Olympics TCB in PCB 30A Bryan’s bea...

Questions Remain...

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #578: Will we ever get answers to our questions? Maybe the magic hydrocodones will help! Bryan & Krissy get into The Sphere, drugs in Vegas, R...

Questions Remain...

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #578: Will we ever get answers to our questions? Maybe the magic hydrocodones will help! Bryan & Krissy get into The Sphere, drugs in Vegas, R...

TCB Infomercial: Gina Gershon

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #577: We finally snagged ourselves the legend herself...Gina Gershon! Bryan, Krissy, and Gina discuss her life in movies, and what lies behind...

TCB Infomercial: Gina Gershon

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #577: We finally snagged ourselves the legend herself...Gina Gershon! Bryan, Krissy, and Gina discuss her life in movies, and what lies behind...

TCB Special Election Coverage!

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #576: Former President Trump & President Biden join Bryan & Krissy at TCB to “discuss” all things “politics” in a very cool, chill, an...

TCB Special Election Coverage!

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #576: Former President Trump & President Biden join Bryan & Krissy at TCB to “discuss” all things “politics” in a very cool, chill, an...

Olympics Awe!

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #575: We are simply flipping out for The Olympics this year (sorry), but we will not stand for creepy underwater filming! The Olympics are i...

Olympics Awe!

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #575: We are simply flipping out for The Olympics this year (sorry), but we will not stand for creepy underwater filming! The Olympics are in...

Come On Down To Car Town!

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #574: Bryan & Krissy dig into Bryan's Information Monster brain to discuss current events and car giveaways (because of course!). Brat Summe...

Come On Down To Car Town!

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #574: Bryan & Krissy dig into Bryan's Information Monster brain to discuss current events and car giveaways (because of course!). Brat Summer...

TCB Infomercial: Brian Moses

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy are joined by Roast Battle king Brian Moses to discuss 11 years of roasting, glory holes, brawling, and TCB’s chance to roast each ot...

TCB Infomercial: Brian Moses

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy are joined by Roast Battle king Brian Moses to discuss 11 years of roasting, glory holes, brawling, and TCB’s chance to roast each ot...

Boomerangs, Uvoo & Cougars Too!

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss all things cougars....what else can we say? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433...

Boomerangs, Uvoo & Cougars Too!

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss all things cougars....what else can we say?LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3T...

Dear Glen, Bryan Is Sorry!

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dear Glen Powell, Bryan is sorry he doesn't want to see your movie. But to save his marriage, he is inviting you to TCB (You too daisy!) The sickness...

Dear Glen, Bryan Is Sorry!

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dear Glen Powell, Bryan is sorry he doesn't want to see your movie. But to save his marriage, he is inviting you to TCB (You too daisy!) The sickness ...

A Literal Pain In The Butt!

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan and Krissy struggle through ANOTHER episode of sickness as Krissy has the "Summer ICK"!? Sweatin To Oldies saved lives! Lou Dobbs was a dude w...

A Literal Pain In The Butt!

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan and Krissy struggle through ANOTHER episode of sickness as Krissy has the "Summer ICK"!? Sweatin To Oldies saved lives! Lou Dobbs was a dude who...

TCB Infomercial: Dulce Sloan

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The iconic Dulce Sloan joins TCB to spit absolute fire, and for that we thank her. Atlanta culture King Charles’s fingers? A bilingual stucco sal...

TCB Infomercial: Dulce Sloan

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The iconic Dulce Sloan joins TCB to spit absolute fire, and for that we thank her. Atlanta culture King Charles’s fingers? A bilingual stucco salesw...

New Movie Blues

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Every time a remake comes out, a butterfly loses its wings. Nay, a shoelace loses its aglet! Ailing Krissy Ingrid Andress’s national anthem 33 P’...

New Movie Blues

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Every time a remake comes out, a butterfly loses its wings. Nay, a shoelace loses its aglet! Ailing Krissy Ingrid Andress’s national anthem 33 P’s...

PossumLoverBG

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a Story Time With Bryan kind of day here at TCB, featuring dank weed, Corey Feldman, and a baby possum. Gravely voices Botulism Veneers are ...

PossumLoverBG

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a Story Time With Bryan kind of day here at TCB, featuring dank weed, Corey Feldman, and a baby possum. Gravely voices Botulism Veneers are sca...

IYKYK

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan's got a bone to pick with people who say "iykyk," Disney money-grabs, and Scooter Braun. IYKYK It’s for the cool kids Bryan’s butthurt ab...

IYKYK

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan's got a bone to pick with people who say "iykyk," Disney money-grabs, and Scooter Braun. IYKYK It’s for the cool kids Bryan’s butthurt about...

You Heard It Here...First!

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy attempt timeliness and current events! Dr. Ruth & Shannen Doherty died this weekend Hawk Tuah girl 90210 & appointment TV The assas...

You Heard It Here...First!

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy attempt timeliness and current events! Dr. Ruth & Shannen Doherty died this weekend Hawk Tuah girl 90210 & appointment TV The assassina...

No Hobbies, All Honeys!

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discover the secret to dating women: give up everything you love! We’ve got the giggles Electrolytes! Hiring a lifeguard NO BREAK...

No Hobbies, All Honeys!

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discover the secret to dating women: give up everything you love! We’ve got the giggles Electrolytes! Hiring a lifeguard NO BREAKS Ad...

Fluids!

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy are back, and they are covering all manner of bodily fluids…and the debate. Krissy went to Seattle & Vancouver The birthplace of gr...

Fluids!

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy are back, and they are covering all manner of bodily fluids…and the debate. Krissy went to Seattle & Vancouver The birthplace of grun...

Polygamy Pipeline

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is under the weather, so today we bring you a mystery episode from the vault! Ballpark madness We’re breaking down Seeking Sister Wives A r...

Polygamy Pipeline

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is under the weather, so today we bring you a mystery episode from the vault! Ballpark madness We’re breaking down Seeking Sister Wives A roas...

Two Wettings and a Funeral (Again)

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic fun...

Two Wettings and a Funeral (Again)

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic funeral...

Best Of John Anthony

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In an effort to center our best content, Producer Christina dug up an old video breakdown featuring her nemesis: John Anthony Lifestyle! LINKS: Send...

Best Of John Anthony

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In an effort to center our best content, Producer Christina dug up an old video breakdown featuring her nemesis: John Anthony Lifestyle!LINKS: Send us...