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A Gold Rose Engagement
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's heartbreak, engagements, golden roses, and black-haired women as Bryan & Krissy watch more of the Love Me documentary. Bama rush Bryan’s o...
From Russia With Love (And Money)!
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Love me, love me, say that you love me...and also please give me lots of money pleeeeeease! Krissy & Jeff got roped into 90 day fiance Gogglebox No...
Should, Could, Would, Possibly...
08 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who needs legitimate real estate training? Just head to your local Holiday Inn for a seminar given by a rando! You, too, can scam Anywhere, USA! Ghos...
90 Day Neigh Neigh!
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s ‘scam or be scammed’ here at TCB. From 90 day fiancees to cash flow generation Bryan and Krissy know binge-worthy content when they see it....
Do I Irritate You, Right?
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I understand and respect that, now shut up while I CLOSE! Bryan & Krissy go from clubbing in Spain to Paul Cruz & his sales secrets. Mo Money Mo Prob...
Ritalin, Xbox, and...Jail?
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
But Uncle Sam, I can't go to jail, they don't have adderall or my google docs in there! And, also, I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a v...
PCB...Drinks Are On Me!
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From PCB to Frankie B, Bryan & Krissy are getting down and dirty, one tricep at a time. The video didn’t record for 5 Naked Days in Dublin! Scient...
5 Naked Days In Dublin!
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The best dating advice of 2023? Get your nuts out on TV! Bryan & Krissy finally deliver their sauciest episode yet with Naked Attraction. What’s wi...
Who’s Hot, Who’s Not, Au Poivre On The Block!
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare to get hard and get this mashup stuck in your head for the rest of the day... I am rectangular Puff Daddy Who's hot who's not Happy Annive...
Boner Spiders & Shower Sliders
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If there's a Boner Spider on the loose, always suspect the Meat Guy! Bryan & Krissy take us on a winding road from boner spiders, to shower poos, to m...
Buy High, Sell Low!
21 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you learn anything from this show (you won't), let it be to never take Bryan's real estate advice. If there’s one thing we’re gonna do it’s ...
Get That Makeup On...STAT!
18 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you think all women are hideous without makeup, I’ve got news for you, buddy...it's giving misogyny! Bryan and Krissy are never too tired for an ...
Thanks A Lot, Geri! (Ask TCB)
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's an Ask TCB! We've got asshats, might-be lesbians, votes of confidence, listening as a couple, piggyfronting from behind, and, dammit Bryan, *sobs...
C-Suites & Bullsheets!
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All you need to make your business successful is a C-Suite that you don't pay and 6-10 side hustles, according to Adam. But then again, he is a liar. ...
Adam & His Web Flows
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Web flow! Leads! SEO! Vague Battle Plans! That's how Adam The Liar does it at Global Corporate Holdings, which we have all definitely heard of and whi...
He's Six Feet Blunder!
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryyyyyannnn! It's your mom! No...really, it's Bryan's mom, here to give us her take on Swervin' Irving's funeral so we can find out once and for all ...
Two Wettings & A Funeral
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic fun...
Exhume That D
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sweet, sweet Frankie...while words may elude him, he always delivers (just not always in the bedroom). What Would Frankie Do stickers! Oppenheimer ...
Pray in Tongues, Girl
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's all cocks, no aircon here at TCB! Bryan gets chased by a chicken, but discovers cock worship...could this be the most perfect video for TCB yet? ...
Bryan Is A Branch!
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ah, the rituals of our time, cameras and cocaine. Just put your cameras down and pray the coke away, that's the story of Potifer after all. The europ...
Why Are You So Rad?
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...a religious episode of TCB!!!! This episode goes from cone ham to marijuana cigarettes, but we really just want to k...
It's A Mystery Sweepstakes
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Stick it in, we're winning ten million dollars! Bryan & Krissy find a mandela effect mystery that Bryan solves! All for Gen X's trust issues... Podca...
Those Analytic Juices
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re movin’, groovin’, and poopin’ on vacation! Bryan & Krissy are back from their vacations and they have a LOT to catch up on, including Br...
She's Good Old Girl
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're going back to something we know and love... it's Love Connection! Get yourself a good old Tennessee gal and go Black Tie Bowling, because this i...
Sincerely, This Sucks
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Be authentic, sincere, and joyful in your Hardee’s recommendations, or at least fake it. That’s customer service, baby! It's Britney, bitch Brya...
I Want My D Rack Ribs
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy take a rambling road down memory lane via food, Jam Land, and the lottery. I don’t know about y’all, but I’m hungry for an Awesom...
Brad, The Cock-Tail, Christie
14 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got a follow up to Episode 367, and it turns out, Bryan hit the nail on the head with old Bus Station Brad! Back to Brad The Virgin Bryan wa...
Brad VanBusStation
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy watch one of the most mystifying Love Connections yet, where Brad VanBurgenstern, the virgin, takes his date to some very suspicious pl...
Dot Your I's and Cross Your P's!
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hey girl, Carl wants you to join Christian Cocks for Christ so he doesn't have to preach on a full dick anymore... Taylor Swift Her dad made 15 mill...
I Will Discipline You...
07 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Naughty, naughty boys! Bryan & Krissy return to a classic, Blind Date in 1999, and these men are gonna punish their date (not in a fun way)... A viol...
I See Nana!
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Should we maybe not disturb Nana's eternal rest? Eh, who cares, we're GHOST HUNTIN'! Bryan & Krissy dive into aliens, conspiracy theories, and, of cou...
Frankie's Follicles
03 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The follicles have spoken, and they do NOT want to be put back on Frankie's head! Somebody help them! AAAAAAALIEEEEEEENS Dirty Phil from ITV! TCB M...
Mr. Spirit, OUT
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you're a spirit trying to talk to Theresa, you better get in line and follow directions! For someone who never gives a clear answer, she sure seems...
Unlocked and Unblocked
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are back trying to make sense of Theresa Caputo's many, many lies. And, Barbara Corcoran just can't get away from Theresa's wig. Skate...
She's Big Sac Certified!
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
She's got big hair and a bigger sac...Theresa's back and she's certified SAC! Um, Spiritual Awareness Class certified, that is. Bryan has to get a ne...
Shh...Just Look At My Body!
23 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan takes us on a winding journey through a Choose Your Own Adventure that was born in the hellscape that is his mind... Vending machines for clean...
My Morning Milking!
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Get up, milk me, make my breakfast, and vacuum for the Lord! You'd think you weren't a complementarian, and I can't have that as a wife! Bryan’s ta...
Shut Up & Walk With Christ
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Baby, shut your mouth and walk with God, dammit! Bryan & Krissy do a deep dive into the world of submissive Christian wives, and they learn how to lea...
Thou Shalt Rewind The Boner
16 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Give this guy an industrial strength fishing rod, because he needs to reel it in! No smooching before marriage, or you're gonna get the bang bang peni...
Shut Your Cheesy Potato Mouth!
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Podcast Machine, Bama rush, and...cheesy potatoes? Bryan & Krissy truly cover it all in this episode! HBO Max aka MAX is triflin! We need more s...
Traveling Bryan & 3 Vodka Krissy
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan finds himself amongst the plebes on an international flight, but Krissy gives him a hot travel tip. Phil from ITV has left the building The UK...
The Straight-Line Zig-Zag Method
09 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From Pluto to Mars, that's a Straightline Win Win Certified Close! Bryan & Krissy return to Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method. Whats the strange...
Those Hoveround Cam Girls!
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Every 26 year old cam girl wants to ride around on the back of her man's Hoveround, right ladies? Right?! RIGHT?!?! Ask TCB! Age gap relationships ...
This Is NOT How You Do It!
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Isolate, escalate, PULL! That's how John Anthony Lifestyle wants YOU to get BITCHES! TCB reviews the rest of John Anthony reviewing (creepily laughing...
PUA vs PUA
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
At TCB, we love a pick up artist, and we got ourselves a gift from God. It's John Anthony Lifestyle reviewing Adam The Liar! the everything shower W...
You Like Restaurants?
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie continues telling men how to amp up their dating profiles with key elements: bowling, restaurants, and of course, working out 6 days a week......
Swipe Right For Cash Money
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are three things you'll need to succeed on the dating app sites: an overcoat, slacks, and a stack of hundreds. Bryan & Krissy get into Frankie B...
To Love, Honor, and Obey?
26 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kinks...they're all well and good, until you're submissive all day every day! Bryan & Krissy watch their most controversial video yet, featuring a ver...
Teen Dream The Coupon King!
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Teen years are a fraught time full of dating, break-ups, hormones, and...coupons? TCB has found the Teenage Coupon King of Ohio, and honestly, he need...
Porn Again Preacher
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy go from number of lovers, to marriage, to pegging, to research, to Amish, to pornstar, to preacher, to hope in this episode. Feels like...
A Deal You Can't Refuse...
19 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there's a woman out there who'll help you! We're in the Wild, Wild West of financial...
Adam The Liar's Lyons Lair
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Lyons the Liar leads lads into his lion's lair to get laid by lovely ladies... WTF is up with the Met Gala? Jared Leto went full Furby Steven ...
Hey Me, Will You Marry Me?
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ah, romance...with yourself? Bryan & Krissy get into an ITV interview with an Atlanta woman who married herself. Sounds like an ass cream cone to me! ...
Doin' TJ is Hard Work!
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TCB takes us back to a land before time...The Jerry Springer Show! Miranda doesn't want Perry's PP anymore. She wants TJ! Fucking him is hard work, bu...
That's a DHB Spike
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
He's got guns, an ex-wife, AND a kitten? That's what we call a DHB spike...because I Do Have Boner! Hambone & Hoadley--I mean Bryan & Krissy--get advi...
Go To Your Crate, Wife
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bark! Bark! Bark! Is that your wife calling you? Bryan & Krissy find a woman who acts like a dog, but they wonder if they've been hoodwinked... 21 EP...
One Long, Sexy, Sibling Day!
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the One Long Day in Finland, all the step-siblings get together...? Bryan & Krissy hear from two step-siblings that got married (and are from two e...
Ridding You Of Those Hell Demons!
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The AIMS Team (Appalachain Investigators of Mysterious Sightings) will get you the home of your dreams, monster-free! TCB is back with another episode...
Direct Buy, BYEEEEEE!
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For only $10,000 a month plus $499.99 shipping and handling, you, too, can get unlimited shitty furniture from Direct Buy! Act NOW! Don’t call Brya...
The Frankie Trap!
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy finish Frankie's dating app how-to's AND get into The Love Trap! Together...it's The Frankie Trap. We're back into Frankie B’s datin...
So-So Girls Are No-No Girls!
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Frankie B...he's the king of 'dating site apps' and the king of relationships, even when he's not in one! He returns to TCB with a misogynistic list o...
Pain Level 5!
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
John Anthony from JA Lifestyle is about as smart as a hammer. During this episode of TCB the gang breaks down JA's steps to getting yet ANOTHER confir...
Big Hat...Full Of Secrets
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when you wear a cowboy hat and a Banana Republic button down? Automatic threesome. Krissy saw Ferris Bueller’s Day Off in theaters Ol...
Health, Wealth & Hair!
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy get into the rest of Frankie B's secrets to health and wealth, and boy does he deliver. If you invest 350k into Frankie's Salon Suisse,...
Bada-Bing, It's Frankie B!
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TCB brings back dear old Frankie B to give us tips on health and wealth. Frankie Bing invented Microsoft while eating tuna eggs at 3:45 in the morning...
Baby, I Love Your General Knowledge
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From Marlon and his sugar mama to Iris and Mohammed, love is everywhere. What's getting these pairs together? Forget personality, all you really need ...
Bud Lightenment
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's the Dalai Lama drinking these days? Bud Lightenment, baby. Bryan tells Krissy about the Dalai Lama Drama, and later they get into some question...
No Chicken On The First Date!
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are Chicken Girls and there are Steak Girls, and you better not get it mixed up! Bryan & Krissy go deep into the annals of Blind Date UK to find...
Dating for Dummies
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy might not be able to get to the videos they intend to...but they do have a lot to say about modern dating shows! The Bachelor, Season 1...
Loposphere Troposphere Angels, Hallelujah!
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy watch one of Kenny Copeland's mind twisting sermons. They're like hostage negotiation...for your wallet! Bryan’s mom has had a drama...
Adam The Polygamist Liar
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Two wives, two kids, and no jealousy. That's how Adam The Polygamist Liar rolls! Bryan & Krissy experience two of their favorite things: Adam The Liar...
Jim Bakker's Diesel Therapy
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jim Bakker really doesn't know how to apologize to poor Tammy Sue. Bryan & Krissy wonder if that is because of who he is or the anal diesel therapy th...
A Very Sticky Situation!
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You may not know it, but you'll definitely (not) love it, it's a Smoky Blumpkin! Is this what Bryan really thinks third base is? The world may never k...
First Cousins, Once Put Back
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If your first cousin has a baby with your other first cousin, does that make the baby your second cousin, once put back? Bryan & Krissy take on the re...
Brother Cousins, Zero Times Removed!
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan's not afraid to say it...he is against cousin-fucking! When all else fails, block those cousin-fuckers from the family facebook page. My left f...
Fakey B, AI Boy Toy!
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan's found himself a new AI boyfriend called Fakey B! He might not be able to engage in rim jobs, but he can definitely hit us with the zingers. H...
Bobby Mackey's Portal to Hell!
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing screams 'cool and chill' like a hundred year old well that's maybe a portal to hell! Bryan & Krissy assess the ghostly situation at Bobby Mack...
You Like That, Podcast Bro?!
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Down with the podcast bros and up with AI porn? Bryan & Krissy wonder about the future of our world and Bryan's future in AI porn. Ever bought drugs ...
We're A Closed Quad!
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There are so many ways to have a relationship. Poly is just one of them. But one Poly family calls themselves a "Closed Quad" prompting TCB to take a ...
Good Luck At O'Shagahans!
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
O'Shagahans.. it might not be the best hotel in Vegas, but it sure is the most confusing! Bryan goes on a business trip to Vegas and wins big in an u...
Teresa Goes Piggyfronting!
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband and a ghost shows up? When the ghost joins in...that's called piggyfronting! Join Bryan & Kris...
Smoke On The Holler!
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy go back to East East Tennessee to watch Mountain Monsters hunt down the mysterious Smoke Wolves! It's been a minute, but Mountain Monst...
The Trouble With Sugar Mamas
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy get back to their roots to discuss Marlon and his *former* Sugar Mama, strip clubs, and Pete Davidson. Marlon's Sugar Mama is no more ...
Gotta Hand It To Tekoki Karaoke!
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Believe it or not, being able to sing karaoke while receiving a hand job is a talent! They know all about it in Japan, and Bryan gives Krissy the scoo...
Hangin' Ball Air!
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing like hanging a little BA on a first date! The Love Connection provides again, giving Bryan & Krissy plenty of bare ass, ball air, and G-string...
A 3 Legged Wannabe Table
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
With restaurants, it's all about the secret sauce: food, service, atmosphere, and the coke dealer at the end of the bar. Bryan & Krissy know all about...
ChatAGT Is Hideous!
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan, Krissy, & Jim Bakker, our resident tech expert, go down the AI rabbit hole. ChatGPT might not be able to figure out what TCB is, but according ...
MORE Confirmed Pulls!
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan and Krissy get deeper into John Anthony Lifestyle's threesome pulling techniques, and boy does he deliver! Turns out, all you need is an extreme...
Confirmed Pull!
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wanted a threesome? Of course, but someone is always going to feel left out. Fortunately Bryan & Krissy have found John Anthony Lifestyle to teac...
Your Work Husband's Work Husband
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy know ALL about being each other's work-spouse, and after this many years there's just no escape. Almost everyone has a work-spouse, but...
Meet The Tripod of Sales
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their very professional career in sales, and bring back an old favorite: Paul Cruz! Pauly P introduces us to the "tripod o...
The Art Of The Insta-O!
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is there something lacking in your sex life? Maybe it’s mind-gasms! TCB answers an Ask TCB and gets into the ITV special on having orgasms by just t...
Midwest Faith Explosion!
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Give your preacher your money and all your problems will be solved...right? TCB takes on the prosperity preachers once again, but this time they learn...
Making Money With Me...Frankie B!
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's clear that most people have $350K laying around waiting for a purpose. Frankie B here is to take that money and put it to good work! He's invente...
The TCB Dr. Phil Thrill!
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's probably news to every TCB listener that Dr. Phil endorsed the podcast! TCB was young and it needed the press. As the new season starts Bryan bre...
TCB: Season #4 Starts Monday, Feb 6th! (Trailer)
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are back with new episodes on Monday Feb 6th 2023 for TCB Season #4! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by t...
Best Of: Chef Frankie B-or-D?
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode ...
Best Of: Meet Adam...The Liar!
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode ...
Best Of: It's Aliens...Of Course It Is!
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are on a break preparing for Season 4. Audio editor Christina chooses some of the fan favorite segments from Season 3. On this episode ...
Best Of: Ghost Lovin Ain't Easy!
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are preparing for Season 4 (coming Feb 6th, 2023). So audio editor Christina rounds up some listener requested clips. TCB loves a good ...