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TCB Infomercial w. Tom Papa
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got another TCB Infomercial today with Tom Papa, a student of the craft & break-baker extraordinaire…and extremely successful comedian, writ...
She'd Be Open to It (Once A Year)!
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy go down the rabbit hole of relationship deal-breakers! Sharp tongue bryan Missing your flight for starbucks It’s the train ride fo...
Not-So-Happy Dino
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discuss that new sweatpant feel and some "fun" experiences for kids. Optimist’s Spring Bryan & Krissy’s beastly baggage Bryan’...
Code Word: Yuckles
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who needs security and code words when you can be double cheeked up on a Tuesday like Bezos? Bryan & Krissy cover hot dog yelling, the best burgers, c...
TCB Infomercial w. Hannah Berner
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah Berner (icon, legend, giggler) joins Bryan & Krissy to gab about what it’s like being the queen of tiktok & comedy. Krissy’s back from Jam...
The Cult of Kale
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy want to save you from the Kale Cult, but they want to induct you into the cult of Love Is Blind… Insane in the brain! “Milky” ...
Joke Joke Zan Zan Sad Sad
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Leap Day! Bryan & Krissy get back in the studio to discuss Jamaican adventures & hot tips from Sad Zan. Krissy went to Jamaica Bryan’s Jama...
Let's Be Nosy!
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things get silly as Christina joins Bryan for a discussion about the Hinge lawsuit and a few Ask TCBs. The Hinge (Match Group) lawsuit False adverti...
TCB Infomercial w. Reggie Watts
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Reggie Watts joins Bryan & Krissy today…let the weirdos unite! Show me your ankles A BBC prank! We fooled another one… A muppet newsflash! Re...
So You Married A Gringo...
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Astrid joins Bryan in the TCB Studio for a chat about their multicultural marriage and household…and how she makes the best hallacas in the game! M...
TCB Infomercial w. Brad Williams
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brad Williams joins Bryan & Krissy for TCB Infomercial! Brad Williams joins TCB Cocaine Bear The Chris Jericho Rock and Wrestling Rager At Sea Wre...
TCB Caputophobia!
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tina joins Bryan to discuss phobias and review Teresa Saputo's newest TV venture. People have phobia...which ones are rational? Teresa Caputo's new ...
The Enya-Trap Comedy Club
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan takes us through some of his recent life dramas, and gives his opinion on Pete Davidson's new material. People having public sex? Edging The ...
The Scuzzy-Guy Special
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan got a massage, and while he might have asked for hot stones, what he got instead was the Scuzzy-Guy Special. The Superbowl is over! Bryan got ...
It's Your Whatever Chakra
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy discover that the key to being a man is to never be sorry & to use your beautiful thrusting energy! Man moon circle Retirement drugs!...
All Charged Up!
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan’s all charged up with nowhere to go… He and Krissy are discussing their never-ending quest for content, WWE, and Bryan’s villain origin st...
TCB Infomercial w. Joanna Hausmann
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy talk with Joanna Hausmann (comedian, head writer, podcaster, etc. etc. etc!) about all things Venezuela, being a weird girl, and workin...
Shady Okra!
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a post-Grammys haze, you might just find yourself angling for a ticket to 33P, live at the exclusive venue Shady Okra Retirement Community! Conten...
Hoadley's House of EVOO
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
From Hoadley’s sexy olive oil based marriage, to Bryan’s Russian Doll jizz drop, these two really have it all. NextDoor must be stopped! Zucke...
Give 'Em The Bryan Look
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What’s the most traumatic thing that can happen to you on vacation? Getting two twin beds, of course. Welcome back to the tinfoil hat people The B...
It Ain't Easy Being Teen
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're might be quotidian, but we're also awfully bonhomie! Bonhomie Bryan We have a new word of the day! The Quotidian Break That's ~*~*~amazing*~...
BBS: Bare Bottom Spanking
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to TCB Minus, where you can see one of the most concerning Christian family sitcoms ever on tv! Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons are figh...
Leave My Recycling Alone!
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy have got the giggles today, as Bryan tells Krissy about his recycling center drama, spoilers, and an Ask TCB. The heart wants what the ...
The TCB Everglades Peni Retreat
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Spiritual gurus are everywhere these days…so you should come to our special retreat. It's only $299! Smartless is moving to sirius for $100 million...
Baby Got Crack
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy is back in action after a bout of laryngitis, and Bryan has to catch her up on the chaos of the Green household. Bryan really messed up on Fri...
Go Suck A Zyn, Bruh
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy is sick, so Christina joins Bryan in the TCB studio for an episode full of ass burps, Mormons, and staring deeply into people’s eyes. Bryan’...
Farewell Furry Tina!
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tina says farewell to TCB by talking all things Smokey, smoking, and wiping. Tina is leaving TCB Bryan’s always wrong A legislator is attacking t...
Booty Babies
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Picture this: a baby…in your ass uterus…with lots of hair…and no bones for 3 years. You’re welcome. Stanley Cups and Cabbage Patch Kids MURD...
Never Have We Ever...
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy sauce it up in the soon-to-be murphy bed sex room/studio and answer a complicated Ask TCB. Hoadley’s Naked Kitchen Let’s play a g...
Marry That Ghost, Girl!
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Who wants to marry a dead guy? This isn’t Ghost, Theresa! Bryan & Krissy bring back the bullshit peddler herself, Theresa Caputo. It's cold! SNL…...
Take 'Em To The Liars Den!
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
He’s taking the ladies back to the Lion’s Den…or at least to the car, because sometimes that’s the better option. Bryan & Krissy listen to Ada...
Same Night Lay!
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Game her, give her a grand, and you’ve got a same night lay on your hands! Adam The Liar gets absolutely wild and Bryan & Krissy rethink their sign ...
The Bloom is ON the Rose!
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy talk with comedian Rosebud Baker about being a democrat, her life as an SNL writer, and her many traumas. Krissy’s here! Shellin’...
Mountain 'Gasms
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Git to gittin’ and git yerself a gasm! Bryan & Krissy are talking Smokey Robinson (not the bear), Mountain Monsters, and Onlyfans empowerment. Kris...
Handy Me Down
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Questionable hand me downs, phantom sperm pain, and a trip to Tucky has Bryan & Krissy squealing wih laughter this episode. Bryan loves a British com...
More Pulp, More Poop
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are actively alienating both Bryan and our audience by talking about...you guessed it...poop transplants. Co-Chiefs of Chuchas! The T...
Frickin' Frankie
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're starting off Season 5 in the only way we know how...it's Frankie B! It’s Season 5!!!! Covid Christmas Castle Bryan’s having a midlife cri...
Gym Guys & Gym Sighs
05 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get your new year’s workout on girliepops, and don’t forget your iStrings and your flamboyant exhales. Last episode of Season 4! Bryan’s entir...
Hangin' Loose in Vegas
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've got another collection of our best segments, as Bryan is still living in a COVID hellscape. So, join us as we revisit Bryan's ball in Vegas, car...
One Hell Of A Day! w. Felicia Day
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan remains quarantined from the gift of C-19 gifted to his whole house by Santa! The interview with Felicia Day is revisited as one of the favorite...
The Real Corona Xmas Castle! w. Steve-O
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan finds himself in the middle of his own "C-19 Lockdown" as the whole house catches the ick. In lieu of a new episode, the most listened to episod...
Frankie A.I.B.
29 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan is joined by Tina in this episode of TCB. They discuss the very scary AI results for Frankie B, what this means for the future of TCB and how Fr...
Mushroom Jesus Won't Drink Silver!
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Drake & Flacka? Astrid, hostage of TCB The monopolies! We like the thought of an island but not the reality Dehydrated meals Love Has Won cul...
Break-Up Szn
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the most sexless time of the year! Bryan & Krissy relive holiday parties of yore and review a pick up artist showing his fiancee his videos… ...
Build-A-Girlfriend?
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Christina go down the rabbit hole with Senate twinks, sex dolls, and the (Bryan's pronuncation) EUNUCH MAKER! Christina’s staying far away ...
That's a Big Sack Of Presents!
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Christina joins Bryan in the studio to discuss her favorite genre of music: Slutty Christmas. Let’s talk about sex ba-by! Hot tub streamers Toes ...
EPM In Progress
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If there's two things we love on this podcast it's EPMs and a celtic Christmas vibe! Tina & Bryan get into it while Krissy is away. Best to whoever y...
Scrotal Sherpa
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You might be wondering what in the world a Scrotal Sherpa is, and to that I say "IYKYK" Tis the season! Storytime with Bryan Awkward times at the r...
The Earth Is Not Flat (w. Blair Socci)
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dear Blair Socci, we love you SO much. Please try not to fall into the ice barrier at the edge of the world. Love you! Bye! Best comedy movie of all...
Bryan Swipes His V Card
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The twists and turns of Bryan’s vasectomy story will have you rolling for days… Bryan is a very bad gag gifter Balls everywhere! Stick drama at...
Crowdfunding Corey
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If any of you ever contribute to Corey Feldman’s crowdfunding efforts, we truly wonder what’s wrong with you. Then again, you do listen to TCB. C...
Cars 4 Bryan & Money 4 Corey
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan Green & Corey Feldman might be more similar than they think…anyway send all donations to 1-877-KARS4BRYAN. Bryan’s in “media sales” Ju...
Spite Your Way To Success (w. Felicia Day)
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy shoot the shit with Felicia Day (Third Eye, The Guild, You’re Never Weird on the Internet) and discover her prolific career is mostly...
J*zzin' & Rizzin'
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When you learn the word “rizz” from it being added to the dictionary, it’s safe to say it’s giving old. Bryan & Krissy continue their dating s...
Get Chucked!
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy’s back in the chair, and boy are we happy to have her! We’re easing back in with one of our favorites…Chuck & Love Connection. The queen...
My Tragic Alter Ego
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re all surprised Steve-O agreed to be on TCB We set expectations low Tina went to a star wars parody burlesque show We’re all weird in atlan...
O, What A Clown Show! (w. Steve-O)
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Steve-O joins Bryan and Tina (While Krissy is out for the week), and they dig deep into Steve-O's crazy life, insane stunts and the clowns that voted ...
Is Pee The Key?
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brace yourself. Bryan & Tina get into one of our stickiest episodes yet... Mark Cuban is leaving shark tank Fireside flop The old clubhouse days D...
Let's Get More Sexier
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Tina find out how they can get more sexier and get on the attack with their appearance. Director of Otherkin Tina is back! Mousey She did i...
Furverts & Fetlife & Otherkins!
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy is out of the studio, so Bryan & friend of the pod, Tina, get into all things drugs, fetishes, and feeling like a nonhuman being. Bryan & Tina...
That'll Blow Your T%&$ Off (w. Heather McMahan)
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
She's beauty and she's grace, she's Heather McMahan! Bryan & Krissy gab with Heather McMahan, and she really blew our t#$% off. What makes a world to...
Barbecue Bargain Lap Dance
24 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
“It’s not something a customer would do. It’s something a guy who bangs hot chicks would do.” -John Anthony Lifestyle, 2023 Crumbl cookies A...
I'm In The Industry!
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How To Date Strippers: lie to them about your career as an electronic DJ and paint yourself blue. Then take them to Chili's. Taylor Swift in Brazil ...
Clean Sac, Dirty Shoes
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We may not have a lot of standards here at TCB, but one thing is for certain: no shoes on the bed! Starting things off with a disturbing story Pajam...
Das Funny (w. Vir Das)
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy are welcoming Vir Das to the show (yes, you read that right, a guest!), and they talk all things religion, controversy, and sitting on ...
Phrog BnB
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is now a spooky scary true crime podcast with a side of giggles! Bryan & Krissy discuss “getting out of the shit,” clubbing for a living, and...
Nutfoliation: It's Skincare!
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re always growing and learning here at TCB, and today Bryan is learning about shaving his balls. What a time to be alive! The extreme food conte...
Once More, From Your Nose!
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Half Song Hoadley & Bryan relive the worst American Idol auditions, and Bryan finds himself feeling a kinship for them. We got an alien! Clean house...
Wheelin' Dealin' Warlocks
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Don't worry everyone, we've got a captain of industry in the warlock world to save us from the devil of disney and Jared Leto. Jared Leto climbed the...
Bob's Demon Nether Region
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You know what they say: when in doubt, exorcise it out! Bryan & Krissy lure us into some TCB lore and introduce us to Bob’s Demon PeePee. Bryan was...
Come On Down To Tile Town!
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From Pat Sajak sellin’ tile to doing bumps at a Raiders game, this episode is full to bursting with fair to middling content! Sick kids - get your ...
Bryan's Nut Butt Craft Beer!
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TCB is now proudly serving Bryan’s Nut Butt Beer! Yeah…don’t ask, just listen. A teacher with an Only Fans side gig The balloons are back Bry...
Bears, Chicken, & Flava Flav...Oh My!
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We got bears in Pigeon Forge, sad chicken for Bryan, and Flava Flav singing the national anthem at an NBA game…we always keep it interesting here at...
Bonus: Four Days A Week!
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan gives the green light to the fourth weekly episode! No asked for it, it's coming anyway! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or con...
Prove It!
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Looking for a quick fix? Just uncover those baseboards and slather them in oil...pee...dog pee...? Bryan & Krissy cover celebrity memoirs, parental ex...
Girl Math Boy Math Gyoza Math!
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You've heard of girl math, you've heard of boy math, but have you heard of Gyoza Math? Bryan hadn't either... It’s not actually Halloween it’s No...
See You In A Mo'
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nobody wants to hear about your fucking podcast, but on that note, please download our podcast CREED Our computer is haunted by balloons Bryan love...
The Frankie B Casting Couch!
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh how the turn tables...Frankie B is on the hunt to find out what women truly want. I am rectanguuuular… We’re now 4 days a week! Erectile dys...
Mommy Is A Country Peddler
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bryan & Krissy cover all the hot new celebrity couples (shoutout to Petee & Kelsey, many blessings to you) and celebrity drama, and then we finally ge...
The Dry Hump Is Back!
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy is back (again), and we couldn't be more pleased! While STIs are not stigmatized as much these days, Bryan thinks bringing back dry humping cou...
Joe Jonas + Netflix = Marital Bliss!
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy returns on Wed to TCB. In the meantime Bryan & Astrid step in the studio to bring the TCB Universe a special tuesday episode. they discuss Live...
The Oft Requested: Frankie's Salon-Sui Success!
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As Bryan wraps up a long 2 week abcesnse by Krissy, he digs deep into the catalouge to bring back a fan favorite episode from early 2023. Frankie B's ...
You Get A Dom! You Get A Dom!
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Christina joins Bryan again, and they cover all manner of shocking and appalling subjects.Ultimately, it all comes down to this: don’t marry the up ...
Guess Who's Back! Back Again!
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our girl Krissy is back and so is her glorious laugh! Bryan & Krissy cover Krissy's notes from last week, Bryan's love for Dua Lipa, and, of course, T...
A Treat For Tuesday!
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's a special TCB day! Producer Christina takes you through the best of the week. We're talking modern dating, flaccid penises, and Travis & Tay. ...
Happy Stepford Wife, Happy Stepford Life!
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s all about submission, repenting, and letting ME initiate for God’s sake! While Krissy is out, Bryan & Christina get into some backwards Chris...
The 8 Year Itch
13 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
While Krissy is out of studio, Astrid joins Bryan for some Swiftie discourse & a shot at the newlywed game (many years on...) Astrid joins Bryan for ...
Cheese Filled Gin & Limp Struck Limbs!
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A Thursday Episode?? Yes, it's a special extra episode of The Commercial Break. On this bonus episode of "TCB Can" Bryan and Krissy discuss the Cheese...
All The Dating Apps, All The Dating Happs!
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Krissy is taking some time off to be with family. But Christina joins Bryan in studio to discuss dating in 2023! Stay tuned for more unreleased conten...
Piggyfront My What?!
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
While Krissy is still out of studio, let's revisit a fan fave...Theresa goes piggyfronting! What happens when Theresa Caputo is fucking her husband an...
Run That Rotation, Bruh
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got a little mix and match action for you today! Bryan & Producer Christina have chopped up a few secret episodes and put them together for yo...
Divert & Prosper
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
These days you can't just ask your congregants for money, you have to do it under the guise that God wants you to be richer than them! It's called cr...
The United States of Scat
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Absolutely nobody asked Wild Bill to pronounce himself a professor in poop, the king of scat, the #1 scat-ologist in the United States...but here we a...
The Great Cornholio!
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Why-a you stealing all those chickens?! From cornhole to Mountain Monsters, Bryan & Krissy "stay ready" for anything. Get yer nuts here! Professiona...
The Hoodless Honda Lot!
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We do what we must to save a buck, but how far would you go? Bryan & Krissy reminisce on their crappy car days and check in on some extreme cheapskate...
I Love Car
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Honk if you want to get your tailpipe dirty! HONK! HONK! Bryan & Krissy revisit an old friend of theirs...the guy who's in love with his car. Some ne...
Total Creepout!
22 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Men, if you want to go to the gym, you better follow Frankie’s rules or risk becoming a Total Creepout! Welcome Back, Kotter John Travolta ...
It’s Car Play Torture!
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Choose your adventure: every time you get in the car, A) The Lion & The Lamb plays or B) that U2 album pre-downloaded on every iphone ever made plays....
Daddy Dearest
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bailey's, Bud Lights, and Bad Decisions...that's what we're all about here at TCB. Bryan & Krissy open up a very messy Ask TCB. Hillbilly Horror Stor...
Mr. Slobberpuss Finds Love
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Well, ladies & gents, now we know why this man has never had a girlfriend... Bryan & Krissy finish off the week with the rest of the Love Me documenta...