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The Simon Cowell of Art

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #591: We know this advice is probably 2 years too late, buuut we are going to answer these Ask TCBs anyway!  The DNC was poppin' Starbucks...

Professional Sports Baller

28 Aug 2024

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Episode #590: Today Bryan said "I'm a man, and I'll talk sports if I want to!" Were-president Elvira’s Movie Macabre Cheaters Old man bitching ...

TCB Infomercial: Maz Jobrani

27 Aug 2024

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Episode #589: Bryan & Krissy are joined by comedian Maz Jobrani…and he is certainly NOT a jabroni!  Two old bald heads passing in the night Bryan...

Hotel! Motel! Harry Denton's!

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Episode #588: The Looooooove Connection is back, and they brought yogurt? Bennifer is no more Green Day Wedge salads Matthew Perry Love Connectio...

Who's Your New Daddy?

22 Aug 2024

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Episode #587: We’re on a wild ride today, very similar to Bryan’s mom’s neighbor at the assisted living home…and boy, does she have a cautiona...

He's Got That Good Good Wood

21 Aug 2024

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Episode #586: Bryan tackles the news today at TCB (and also his trip to the doctor for a physical), and yes…questions remain! We are excited about ...

TCB Infomercial: Lewis Black

20 Aug 2024

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Episode #585: Comedy legend Lewis Black joins Bryan & Krissy to get ANGRY about all kinds of malarkey! Bryan fanboys over Lewis Black The Orioles/Br...

Not All Of Us Are Well...

16 Aug 2024

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Episode #584: Bryan gets all fired up about misogyny, but also says that he “doesn’t know how to cook,” even though we are fairly certain he can...

#GapLife

15 Aug 2024

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Episode #583: Bryan talks penises He needs a deep dick fake Rafa’s biohacks Shakti mat Krissy’s a napper IDINA MENZEL, BROADWAY STAR OF WICK...

Tales From The Crypt

14 Aug 2024

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Episode #582: Bryan's bringing out the mama/baby/Blue drama, but he fears his future in the crypt. No more Olympics 🙁 RayGun the breakdancer The...

TCB Infomercial: Sam Morril

13 Aug 2024

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For two guys who are so online, Bryan & Sam Morril have some of the internet’s worst takes (yeah, I’m talking about Twisters & Glen Powell, the st...

The Gnome Gnows

09 Aug 2024

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Episode #580: You gnome what they say, the little man in your bedroom at night is just an alien here to protect you and also maybe to have sex with yo...

Slingshot Shenanigans

08 Aug 2024

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Episode #579: It's a TCB PCB 30A kind of day! Storytime with Bryan proves entertaining once again. Snoop & Flava Olympics TCB in PCB 30A Bryan’s...

Questions Remain...

07 Aug 2024

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Episode #578: Will we ever get answers to our questions? Maybe the magic hydrocodones will help! Bryan & Krissy get into The Sphere, drugs in Vegas, R...

TCB Infomercial: Gina Gershon

07 Aug 2024

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Episode #577: We finally snagged ourselves the legend herself...Gina Gershon! Bryan, Krissy, and Gina discuss her life in movies, and what lies behind...

TCB Special Election Coverage!

02 Aug 2024

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Episode #576: Former President Trump & President Biden join Bryan & Krissy at TCB to “discuss” all things “politics” in a very cool, chill, an...

Olympics Awe!

01 Aug 2024

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Episode #575: We are simply flipping out for The Olympics this year (sorry), but we will not stand for creepy underwater filming! The Olympics are i...

Come On Down To Car Town!

31 Jul 2024

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Episode #574: Bryan & Krissy dig into Bryan's Information Monster brain to discuss current events and car giveaways (because of course!). Brat Summe...

TCB Infomercial: Brian Moses

30 Jul 2024

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Bryan & Krissy are joined by Roast Battle king Brian Moses to discuss 11 years of roasting, glory holes, brawling, and TCB’s chance to roast each ot...

Boomerangs, Uvoo & Cougars Too!

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss all things cougars....what else can we say? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433...

Dear Glen, Bryan Is Sorry!

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dear Glen Powell, Bryan is sorry he doesn't want to see your movie. But to save his marriage, he is inviting you to TCB (You too daisy!) The sickness...

A Literal Pain In The Butt!

24 Jul 2024

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Bryan and Krissy struggle through ANOTHER episode of sickness as Krissy has the "Summer ICK"!? Sweatin To Oldies saved lives! Lou Dobbs was a dude w...

TCB Infomercial: Dulce Sloan

23 Jul 2024

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The iconic Dulce Sloan joins TCB to spit absolute fire, and for that we thank her. Atlanta culture King Charles’s fingers? A bilingual stucco sal...

New Movie Blues

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Every time a remake comes out, a butterfly loses its wings. Nay, a shoelace loses its aglet! Ailing Krissy Ingrid Andress’s national anthem 33 P’...

PossumLoverBG

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a Story Time With Bryan kind of day here at TCB, featuring dank weed, Corey Feldman, and a baby possum. Gravely voices Botulism Veneers are ...

IYKYK

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan's got a bone to pick with people who say "iykyk," Disney money-grabs, and Scooter Braun. IYKYK It’s for the cool kids Bryan’s butthurt ab...

You Heard It Here...First!

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy attempt timeliness and current events! Dr. Ruth & Shannen Doherty died this weekend Hawk Tuah girl 90210 & appointment TV The assas...

No Hobbies, All Honeys!

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discover the secret to dating women: give up everything you love! We’ve got the giggles Electrolytes! Hiring a lifeguard NO BREAK...

Fluids!

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy are back, and they are covering all manner of bodily fluids…and the debate. Krissy went to Seattle & Vancouver The birthplace of gr...

Polygamy Pipeline

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan is under the weather, so today we bring you a mystery episode from the vault! Ballpark madness We’re breaking down Seeking Sister Wives A r...

Two Wettings and a Funeral (Again)

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic fun...

Best Of John Anthony

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In an effort to center our best content, Producer Christina dug up an old video breakdown featuring her nemesis: John Anthony Lifestyle! LINKS: Send...

White People Culture

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What is white people culture if not Margaritaville and self-publishing a travel show about Florida? Hawk Tuah Girl Mississippi Ibiza A horrible inc...

Ine-Bryan-ated

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan throws stones from a glass house...so this is just a regular episode of TCB! Bryan’s algorithm persists Waiting for Moby’s moment The DMB...

TCB Infomercial w. Mo Welch

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mo Welch is proof that you might flop at Second City, but there is always a second act! Mo’s ”normal” siblings What’s up with Creed? The he...

Two-A-Days

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discover a new meaning to “two-a-days” thanks to John Anthony Lifestyle. But the most pressing question in this episode is…where ...

Fire Sauce Roid Rage

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan's got roid rage in a Taco Bell! You truly never know what you're going to get here at TCB. Christina Applegate Celine Dion & Stiff Person Synd...

The Old BG Method

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Old BG Method encompasses more than just real estate failures. It also includes a house of birds, a chaotic sleep schedule, and screwdriver dreams...

Just Tryna Find Love

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Surprise! Today you get a little treat: a regular episode! Bryan & Krissy giggle their way through the perils of the world. No Infomercial today! In...

B.A. In Heaven Studies

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

James Van Praagh Let us know if you want to come to our shows this fall Hi to our listeners You got any metal in your body? Krissy is giving cult ...

It's Tijuana Bryan!

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hamptons Justin Timberlake and Tijuana Bryan Green may seem like two very different people, but in essence they are the same. Chaos Gremlins! Justin ...

A Pampered Travel Princess

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You ever zoomed so hard you hit someone with your car? No? Maybe you were just the travel princess of that situation. Cue: Storytime with Bryan! The ...

TCB Infomercial w. Des Bishop

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan's twin joins TCB! Oh...wait...I mean his other twin... Anyway, listen to these middle aged white men fall in love! Let the ass kissing commence...

Bonus: Introducing Psychopedia w/ Tank Sinatra & Investigative Slater

15 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan drops a special episode to introduce Psychopedia. It's an Audacy podcast now available on the free Audacy App and everywhere else! Psychopedia i...

BBQ Psychic

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We may have found ourselves a new target. It's scam or be scammed here at The Commercial Break. This, THE Commercial Break Joey Chestnut & the hot d...

NoNo Siwa

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Summer Olympics You tried! Kids learning to swim Lake Lanier is HAUNTED FLOAT POSITION! Bryan, please stop talking about women's bathing suit...

That's Lynda With a Y To You!

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What is more ridiculous: this podcast or Bryan’s spam text conversations? We’re still talking possums/opossums Caitlin found the possum ep! Bry...

The Best Of The Guests!

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy reminisce about our guest journey so far…we’re sorry, Vir! Producer Christina takes you through an audio journey of some of our ver...

Yes Sir! Yes Sir!

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re covering creatures of all kinds at TCB: giraffes, cats, a vampire Chupacabra, Big Foot, and the infamous possum. Check your panties! Storyti...

Show Me The Drama!

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If there’s one thing Bryan’s gonna do, it’s watch 90 Day Fiance. Lucky for us, one of listeners provides us with piping hot tea.  The Kelce Br...

That's A Ride Or Die

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Controversy abounds for Bryan & Krissy! Possums? No possums? What constitutes a ride or die? What is a Pearl Jam poster really worth? Questions we may...

TCB Infomercial w. Joe Dombrowski

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe Dombrowski joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about stand-up, the gay dad supremacy, and possum slander. FYI Bryan doesn’t write these show notes Le...

Two Blueberries & A Club Girl

31 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Frankie’s back, and he’s giving nutritional advice…including 25 scoops of whey protein a day. People looking older than they are Big Water Du...

Don't Read Our Reviews...

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nothing says “manners,” like a house full of lentil farts! Bryan & Krissy bring it all today with a Storytime With Bryan, some radio reminiscence,...

It's The Safe Zone!

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"Safe Zone" gets a whole new meaning on this episode of The Commercial Break... Bryan should have gone to school Falling from great heights Storyti...

TCB Infomercial w. Wendi McLendon-Covey

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan’s crush

TCB Infomercial: Gianmarco Soresi

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Krissy is out having fun in Memphis and Bryan is just out of a broken tooth! So on this Friday Infomercial Bryan & Krissy speak with comic, podcaster ...

Strategic Interwebs Meeting

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy might be strategizing about the interwebs, but I (producer Christina) am concerned about his upcoming dental work! Baby Reindeer SPOI...

JagerFace

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here at TCB, we cold call after 12 jager bombs, and we're damn good at it! A Bluey poncho & a hot dog stand Storytime with Bryan Bryan tried to put...

TCB Infomercial w. Rachel Feinstein

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Badge Banger herself joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about crowd work drama, stalkers, & firewives. Washing legs & brushing teeth Just…wash your ...

Sweet, Sweet "Justice"

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We're out here in these streets, and everybody is wilding! There's chaos in the air, and Bryan is breathing in deep! Maycember Bus drivers of yore ...

He's A Honda Guy...

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What does "I f*** like a Ford Ranger" mean to you? The world may never know. Selling the show Cromedy This is a show about FRIENDSHIP Radio sales ...

Heart To Hell!

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Let's break the internet! Bryan's gonna wash his legs & then TCB is going to host Netflix is a Joke from behind a curtain! Bryan! Krissy! Wash your l...

TCB Infomercial w. Mo Gilligan

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mo Gilligan joins Bryan & Krissy for good vibes and worldwide comedy. Mo Gilligan Prop betting & betting bans We don’t need any more addictions ...

Certified Ruffians!

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy are Certified Ruffians, and you can become one too! Just pay $69.99 for our Certified Ruffians Course. Instagram entrepreneurs Hobby ...

TCBoomer

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy might not actually be boomers, but they sure do act like it! Get your boomer news here, and also from The Daily Mail. We may have put ...

96.7 The Girth

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We may be in the wrong industry, but do you think we could make some cash dunking Bryan in a dunk tank online? Some light insta stalking Bryan’s r...

TCB Infomercial w. Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re going to politely mug Daniel & Henry so we can have all their Beanie Babies and make a TCB fortune! Henry Hall & Daniel Thrasher Would anyon...

The Beanie Break

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a video breakdown Friday, so prepare to get yelled at by Bryan, the guy in the video, and the voices in your head! Mouth kissing (young peopl...

The Kids Are Not Alright

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Astrid leaves Bryan for literally one day…and all hell breaks loose. Is a middle aged man equipped to handle five to eighteen children for sixteen h...

A Sgrundle Taste Test

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sgrundle: noun - a combination of the ball sack and perineum (colloquially known as the “grundle”). You’re welcome. Ciggies and cigars Airport...

TCB Infomercial w. Leslie Liao

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leslie Liao joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about her path to stand-up, working at Netflix, her sexual awakening, and bugs. Scrotch Tape Robin Leach: C...

Talk Sh*t, Get Hit

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You know when people say they’ve got their finger on the pulse? Well TCB is the opposite of that. But, what we do have our finger on is Theresa Capu...

The Quantum Witch

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Spooky season came early, because the Quantum Witch is here to explain quantum computing in a completely cool and chill way. A chiropractor meth orgy...

Bandit For President

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy run the gamut from poignant children’s media to social media nipples to humble brags on facebook.  Bluey We’ve got the warm and ...

TCB Infomercial w. Kyle Kinane

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle Kinane joins Bryan & Krissy to chat about following your dreams when nothing else is working out, Paul Giamatti, and the joys of being self-effac...

The Wrinkle Tinkle

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You want to see Bryan's old body? Subscribe to our Friendly Fans Only (no creeps)! It's the only way we make any money. Soaking Soak it, don’t pok...

Total Eclipse of the Dussy

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What's a dussy, you ask? Bryan will let you in on Dune's big secret, and you, too, will wish you had never heard it! The eclipse NextDoor on the ecl...

Presence, Essence, & Drama

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy find themselves another Adam The Liar Lyons video, and learn that they have to create drama to get women. Gypsy Rose Blanchard Inter...

TCB Infomercial w. Preacher Lawson

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Preacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul M...

The TCB A.I. Hotline!

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What do hot dog water, high colonics, and AI sex hotlines have in common? We don't know either, but that's what Bryan & Krissy are discussing. Jeff’...

Sister Host Wanted

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There's nothing quite like reading through suburban NextDoor, and the best people to guide you through that journey are, of course, Bryan & Krissy. T...

Garrick's Plan

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy return to another old faithful today: TLC & the many dramas of sister wives and God’s Plan. We’re scared! Conjoined twins One of...

TCB Infomercial w. Neal Brennan

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Neal Brennan has a new special on Netflix, and the first place he came to discuss it is The Commercial Break...right? A screener account P Diddy Th...

Check Yer Thermals

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An important lesson when you're on the hunt for a Sheepsquatch: always check your thermals. Bryan & Krissy are back on the ground with Mountain Monste...

The Legend of Willy

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We went in expecting Mountain Monsters, but came out with The Legend of Willy. It's a big day for TCB. Cold plunges & cold showers Roman baths A co...

Willy Brain Bryan

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan's tiny mouse brain can only do so much! Today, though, he uses it for his billion dollar idea: TCBets! Stoner movies Does Kristin Wiig hate us...

TCB Infomercial w. Paul Scheer

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss life, love and the pursuit of bad movies with comedian, actor and now AUTHOR, with overall nice guy Paul Scheer! Keeping Up Wi...

Say No-No To Day-Blow

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan’s dad senses are tingling, and he’s got some life lessons to deal out. It’s festival season in Atlanta He is Moon Taxi Old people were ...

Daddy Flaviato, Is That You?

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kids: thankless little mongrels, until they find their long lost Daddy Flaviato. Hot dogs & burgers A food rabbit hole Bryan desecrated ramen Opra...

Dad, Please Don't Free Willy!

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This episode is formally dedicated to Willy Green, beloved pet rat. RIP. Pornhub’s age verification He was a phish out of water Bryan’s pet rat...

TCB Infomercial w. Margaret Cho

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The legend that is Margaret Cho joins Bryan & Krissy for a TCB Infomercial. Top 50 stand up comics of all time Women should have rights The you be ...

TCB Introducing: Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade

23 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On This special bonus TCB episode drop, Bryan introduces Superfly: From the hosts and creators of Fly on the Wall we give you Superfly. Dana and David...

The Hambone & Hoadley 500

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's our 500th episode!!!! Hambone & Hoadley in the Morning are back! 500 Episodes! Let's round it out with Frankie... Quite Frankie 5 Signs that...

A Morning Toot N Snoot

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It was a tootin' n snootin' kind of morning for Bryan the other day...should he lean into it? We are convivial! Krissy’s changing her pillows regu...

Trust Paris & Patty!

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ah, the early Bryan & Krissy years! We revisit some past St. Patty's day parties and discuss the history of Olympians getting it in. Thank you to our...

TCB Infomercial w. Luenell

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Luenell (comedian, model, former embezzler) brings her undeniable energy to the TCB studio. Bryan & Krissy have the tables turned, and Luenell tells t...

All Aboard The Failure Bus!

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss listener feedback, the road to 500, TCB therapy, exploding kombucha, bacon pickle McMuffins, the 16 hour hotel "day" and The No...

Ring Me On My Ring!

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy discuss The Great Kate Photo Debate, DND, Slack work channels , slacking-off and shucking responsibilities and the woman leaving voicem...

Popping Off!

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bryan & Krissy pop off about Popoff! Thank you to Hannah Berner  Bryan’s meditation app scam The ol’ Toyota Previa Phantom of the Opera to mu...