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S11 Ep 462: David’s Bought A Cold Tub

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In some very exciting news, David’s bought a cold tub and of course Joe wants him to get into it on the pod. But for a number of reasons he won’t ...

S11 Ep 461 Special Guest: Tim Oliver - The David Brent Impersonator

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, our very special guest is the world’s best David Brent impersonator, Tim Oliver. So once Joe and David have calmed down after fir...

S11 Ep 460: Thinking About Getting A Dog

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another electric start to the show with the guys both pumped and ready for action. Not really - this is Monday morning podding after all. Once ...

S11 Ep 459 Friday Treat: Pub Jokes 6

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More Friday treats for you courtesy of the Chatabix old pub jokes mail bag. And with Joe in a rather cheeky mood, it’s a right smutty selection this...

S11 Ep 458 Regular Guest: TV Joe’s Name That Theme

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks heavens, it’s TV Joe time again. And he’s back with more television-themed quizzes for us. But that’s not before David and Joe have quizz...

S11 Ep 457: David Goes To The Dentist

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s going to the dentist for a filling and is pretty anxious about it as he hasn’t been for ages. So it’s an obvious opportunity to document...

S11 Ep 456 Drivel 19: Eleven Podcast Discussion Points

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When the guys realise they’ve nothing to talk about on today’s pod, David decides to list all the things that have been on his mind recently. And ...

S11 Ep 455 Friday Treat: Coin-Toss Snooker Final

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the day you’ve all been waiting for - the grand final of our Coin-Toss Snooker Tournament! And we’re back in glorious Sheffield with a capa...

S11 Ep 454: Usual Drivel: A Female Joe and Getting Older

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Despite David feeling a little bit iffy, he and Joe plough on with today’s show and start off by imagining what Joe would be like as a woman. And th...

S11 Ep 453: The Constable of Camping - Joe Goes Camping Pt 2

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More tales of woe from Joe’s recent campaign trip. Find out whether things improved at all on his second day in the glorious Sussex countryside, and...

S11 Ep 452 Usual Drivel: Joe Goes Camping Pt 1

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s just back from a weekend away camping with Petra and a load of their friends. He’d revealed to David beforehand that he really wasn’t look...

S11 Ep 451 Friday Treat: The Podcast Charts Quiz

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe come up with an idea to play a game based on the podcast charts. They get over excited and really enjoy themselves. Pathetic really. Dav...

S11 Ep 450 Usual Drivel: Room Service vs Fruit & Mozzarella

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David stayed at a London hotel last night and is shattered after a late night out in Soho. He’s also feeling very old after being around so many tre...

S11 Ep 449 Usual Drivel: Pembrokeshire and House Extensions

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s just back from a holiday in Pembrokeshire, so he tells David about what he got up to. Unfortunately the weather wasn’t great but he did bump...

S11 Ep 448 Usual Drivel: David’s New Bathroom Chaos

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re not gonna lie, it’s a haphazard start to the opening of the show. But once things have settled down, Joe and David start chatting about hous...

S11 Ep 447 Regular Guest: TV Joe's Family Fortunes

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another visit from TV Joe, who’s back with a new (or should that be old?) TV gameshow for David and Joe to play - Family Fortunes! First up...

S11 Ep 446 Usual Drivel: The Wedding Speech Debrief

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the first time that the guys have spoken since David did his best man speech, and Joe’s really keen to find out how things went. But first th...

S11 Ep 445 Usual Drivel: The Day Before David’s Best Man Speech

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the day before David’s best man speech and his best friend Mike’s wedding day, of course. So Joe and David have a lot to talk about - from ...

S10 Ep 444 Friday Treat: Pub Jokes 5

21 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time to kickstart your weekend with another cracking Chatabix selection of old-school pub jokes. So expect loads and loads and loads of laughs ...

S10 Ep 443 Ad Hoc Drivel: David Goes To Watch The National

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s just been to see one of his favourite bands The National, who were performing a concert at the Eden Project in Cornwall. He was shattered fo...

S10 Ep 442 Ad Hoc Drivel: Joe at the Ibiza Proms

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe went to an Ibiza Proms concert on Brighton beach at the weekend and David wants to know everything about it. Unsurprisingly, Joe wasn’t in his c...

S10 Ep 441 Back Catalogue Guest: Parkrun founder Paul Sinton-Hewitt

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the last of our Back Chatalogue surprise guest repeats - and this one was a very special occasion for Joe. Earlier this year, he and David were...

S10 Ep 440 Friday Treat: Coin Toss Snooker - The Semi-Finals

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re down to the last four players in our Chatabix Coin-Toss Snooker Tournament - and the tension is really mounting! Today’s two matches are Kar...

S10 Ep 439 (BONUS!): Joe's Review Of The Euro Semi Final

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe was at the Euro Semi Final in Dortmund and gives us the lowdown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

S10 Ep 438: David’s Trip To London

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s taken the train up to London for a meeting in Soho. So while he walks there from Paddington station, he gives Joe a call so they can chat on...

S10 Ep437 (BONUS!): Where's Joe Now - Bonus episode!

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe calls David and does an extra special where's Joe Now. Completely out of the blue, this episode. Hence the terrible audio. But, please - there was...

S10 Ep 436 Ad Hoc Drivel: One Belter Of An Episode!

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a sticky start to the episode as the guys have nothing to talk about. So they have a try at anything they can think of - from playing Pictionar...

S10 Ep 435 Back Catalogue Guest: Lee Mack Part 2

09 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the second part of Joe and David’s mega-chat with last week’s guest Lee Mack. Picking things up again, the talk turns to game shows, pitchi...

S10 Ep 434 Friday Treat: Pub Jokes 4

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another selection from all the great old-school pub jokes that you’ve been sending into us. And this time there’s some right classics in ...

S10 Ep 433 Regular Guest: John Fendley aka Fenners

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Fenners is back! And even though he’s on a tight schedule for the recording, he’s got loads to tell us about. It’s a heady mix of flat tires, sp...

S10 Ep 432 Ad Hoc Drivel: Insta Live Podding & Rollercoaster Club

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To kick off the show, Joe tries to trick David by being on a Insta Live at the same time as recording the pod. That soon falls flat though as David kn...

S10 Ep 431 Back Catalogue Guest: Lee Mack Part 1

02 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for another ‘no longer a surprise guest’ repeat show - and we’ve only gone and got Lee Mack joing us! As you’ll all know, Lee is o...

S10 Ep 430 Friday Treat: Coin-Toss Snooker Tournament Round 2

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back for the quarter finals of David and Joe’s coin-toss snooker tournament. Although if you remember from last time, they actually use a gu...

S10 Ep 429 Special Guest: Kiell Smith-Bynoe

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After a slightly awkward discussion about how easy it is to get sucked into buying Apple Mac products, David are Joe are thankfully joined by the wond...

S10 Ep 428 Ad Hoc Drivel: David’s 120 Mile Walk

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s just booked his 120 mile walk across Dartmoor and Exmoor, so there’s plenty for him to discuss. But first he wants to know why Joe isn’t...

S10 Ep 427 Back Catalogue Guest: Sue Johnston

25 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s repeat show ‘no longer a surprise guest’ guest is the one and only Sue Johnston! Sue’s not only a national treasure and one of our...

S10 Ep 426 Friday Treat: Pub Jokes Galore!

21 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s got a stinking cold and a very croaky throat - so what better way to cheer him up than with some more of the old-school pub jokes you’ve bee...

S10 Ep 425 Regular Guest: TV Joe’s Name That Tune

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a while but TV Joe is back - and he’s got more great quizzes for us! But first things first, David and Joe want to know what he’s been...

S10 Ep 424 Ad Hoc Drivel: Joe’s Rollercoaster Ticket

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s found out that his computer viewing settings are all wrong and David’s getting frustrated with him. But once they realise that’s a very bo...

S10 Ep 423 Back Catalogue Guest: Roachford

18 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another ‘meet your hero’ moment on this week’s Back Chatalogue guest episode - as Joe’s music idol Roachford joins him and David for a ...

S10 Ep 422 Friday Treat: Pub Cryptic Crossword

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A silly make-believe episode for you, just coz it’s Friday. David and Joe have gone to the pub and are a little bit worse for wear. They see a Crypt...

S10 Ep 421 Regular Guest: Natalie Cassidy is back!

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our favourite national treasure Natalie Cassidy is back on Chatabix. It’s been ages since David, Joe and Nat last spoke so they’ve lots to catch u...

S10 Ep 420 Ad Hoc Drivel: Moving to Bath?

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is a follow on from last week’s Episode 417, which was all about David's canaling holiday along the Kennet and Avon. He finished the trip in Ba...

S10 Ep 419 Back Catalogue Guest: Lol Tolhurst

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For this week’s ‘no longer a surprise guest’ repeat show, we’ve got a biggie for you - it’s drummer, keyboardist and founding member of The ...

S10 Ep 418 Friday Treat: More Old Pub Jokes

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An extra little treat to finish the week with - it's another episode of old-school pub jokes for you. David and Joe loved reading them all, so sit bac...

S10 Ep 417 Ad Hoc Drivel: Joe’s Hair and David’s Canal Holiday

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s worried that his hair is getting too long and thinks he should get it cut? But David’s not so sure and reckons he’s starting to look like ...

S10 Ep 416 Ad Hoc Drivel: Joe’s Canal Walk

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s in Edinburgh and taking a stroll along the canal, so David takes the opportunity to Zoom him for a chat. They reminisce about their times perf...

S10 Ep 415 Back Catalogue Guest: Stuart Goldsmith

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another Back Catalogue guest who’s no longer a surprise - it’s the brilliant Stuart Goldsmith! Stand-up comedian, actor and host of the l...

S10 Ep 414: Joe and Paul at the BAFTAs

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe has arranged a last minute surprise guest for David - and it’s none other than our very own rising star Paul Gorton. He’s fresh from the BAFTA...

S10 Ep 413 Ad Hoc Drivel: Telling Jokes

29 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After some chatting about neighbours, the charts, tranquil countryside walks and noisy families, Joe and David decide to track down the best old-schoo...

S10 Ep 412 Back Catalogue Guest: Tim Vine

28 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For this week’s ‘no longer a surprise guest’ repeat show, we return to 2nd November 2022, when David and Joe were joined by the inimitable Tim V...

S10 Ep 411 Ad Hoc Drivel: Not Showing Off

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe text their old friend and Chatabiscuit Jamie Demetriou to find out what it’s like working with big Hollywood stars. While they wait fo...

S10 Ep 410 Ad Hoc Drivel: Chatabix +30 and Rob Beckett Live!

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After a quick chat about T-shirts, body confidence and weight loss frustrations, David and Joe come up with an idea for a geriatric version of the pod...

S10 Ep 409 Back Catalogue Guest: Paul Foot

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s repeat show ‘no longer a surprise guest’ guest is the one and only Paul Foot! Paul is one of our very favourite comedians and an old...

S10 Ep 408 Ad Hoc Drivel: Coin Toss Snooker Tournament

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After the success of their recent heads or tails competition, David and Joe have struck upon what they hope will a great new game for the pod. It’s ...

S10 Ep 407 Ad Hoc Drivel: A Flat Tyre and A Leaving Present

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

With a flat tyre and the school run to do, it’s a hectic morning for David. But once that’s all sorted, he finally joins Joe to record the pod and...

S10 Ep 406 Back Catalogue Guest: James O’Brien

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

For the first of our ‘no longer a surprise guest’ repeats, we bring you the brilliant LBC presenter, journalist, author and podcaster - James O’...

S10 Ep 405 Specialist Guest - Detectorist Nigel Richardson

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe chat with Nigel Richardson, author of 'The Accidental Detectorist'. David latches on to Nigel and begs him to be his detectorist guru a...

S10 Ep 404 Specialist Guest - Police Officer James

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and David chat to a lovely police officer called James who is based in a police station in London's east end. The lads absolutely loved chatting t...

S10 Ep 403 Where's David Now ? Cosy spaces and a cuppa

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A few months ago David spent a few days in a place he booked through a company called Canopy and Stars. He wanged on about it on the pod and they hear...

S10 Ep 402 Pranksters Josh Pieters & Archie Manners

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

You Tube pranksters Josh Pieters & Archie Manners are on the pod and mayhem ensues. They are running late so while Joe and David wait for them to appe...

S10 Ep 401 Where's Joe Now ? Living His Best Life

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe's off on another adventure, this time he's in Cornwall having returned to a special place that brings back fond memories. David has no idea where ...

S10 Ep 400 Gabby Logan - Celebrity Guest

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gabby Logan is today's guest and David repeatedly describes her as Royalty. Joe and David both can’t stop saying “can I ask a question” much to...

S10 Ep 399 Usual Drivel: The Gardening Tour Continues

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Following on from last weeks episode David is still podding from his car and continues to take Joe on a tour of houses where he used to do gardening. ...

S10 Ep 398 Where's Joe Now ? Having The Time Of His Life.

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe is out and about again but this time he is off on an urban adventure ! David tries to guess where Joe is as he comes out of the train station. App...

S10 Ep 397 Ted Robbins - Celeb Guest

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and David chat to the comic and actor Ted Robbins best known for his roles in Benidorm, Little Britain, The League of Gentleman and Phoenix Nights...

S10 Ep 396 Usual Drivel: A Tour of David's Old Gardening Round

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David's in an air-bnb but the wifi is terrible so he decamps to the car and decides to take Joe on a tour of some of the houses where he used to work ...

S10 Ep 395 Joe's out running again trying to beat his 1k record.

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe decides to try and break his 1k time again and heads to Brighton seafront for a run. He tells David his personal best for doing 5k is 21.17 so Dav...

S10 Ep 394 It's David's turn for a Surprise Guest ! Who can it be ?

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David's in the spinny seat waiting for his surprise guest. He's feeling very anxious and looks to Joe for reassurance. He's been drinking black coffee...

S10 Ep 393 Usual Drivel: David's gets an unexpected box of detectorist goodies

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David has had a big package delivered and hasn't got a clue what it is or who it's from. He opens it to find its a load of metal detecting accesories...

S10 Ep 392 This Is Your Podlife with TV JOE - David's 50th Birthday Surprise

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's David's 50th birthday and TV Joe has come up with an idea for a special birthday surprise ep following David's pod life since Chatabix first star...

S10 Ep 391 Roisin Conaty - Celeb Guest

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and David catch up with their old mate comedian Roisin Conaty. While they wait for her they tell each other elephant jokes. Roisin kicks off by te...

S10 Ep 390 Usual Drivel: Showing Off On The Peloton

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe get excited about the possibility of Joe getting his hair cut live on the pod by Nicky Clarke. Joe's been sent a Dry Robe after his visi...

S10 Ep 389 Fenners Fashion Advice For Middle Aged Men

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and David have another lovely little catch up with Fenners. Joe is still not comfortable calling him Fenners because he did it too early last time...

S10 Ep 388 It's Joe's Turn For A Surprise Guest - Who Can It Be ?

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Joe's turn for a surprise guest and he doesn't have a clue who is coming on. After a slightly anxious start, Joe turns away from the screen so he...

S10 Ep 387 Usual Drivel: Getting Some Vinyl In The Post

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe opens a flat looking parcel, it is a present from the Battle Of The Chatabands winner Mezz Coleman. Mezz has sent Joe her album so he can play it ...

S10 Ep 386 David's Out Hunting For Gold - Metal Detecting part 3

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

At last it has stopped raining so David can take Joe metal detecting. David goes to his his usual field and fires up the kit. Joe is loving it but to ...

S10 Ep 385 Lolly Adefope - Celebrity Guest

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Comedy actress Lolly Adefope is on the pod. Joe and David are delighted to see her and they talk about popping round to her house unannounced and what...

S10 Ep 384 David's 50th Surprise Pressie - Metal Detecting part 2

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David is 5 mins late for recording this episode as he's busy eating scrambled eggs so while Joe waits he chats to the listeners about Davids 50th birt...

S10 Ep 383 Scared of the Farmer - Metal Detecting with David part 1

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David has bought a metal detector and was going to take Joe out to experience his new found hobby but it’s pissing down and apparently the machine d...

S10 Ep 382 Alex Lowe - Celeb Guest

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe are delighted to chat to old comedy pal Alex Lowe. They insist he does some of his characters including Barry from Watford. David and J...

S10 Ep 381 Usual Drivel: Rudderless Old Men With New Hobbies

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe shows David his magnet fishing set and David shows Joe his metal detecting apparatus. They are very excited about their new bits of kit. Joe imag...

S10 Ep 380 Where's Joe Now ? It's Cold, Wet and Wavy.

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe is off an adventure and zoom's David to show him where he is. It takes David a while to cotton on to where Joe is and what he is doing there. He'...

S10 Ep 379 Tommie Trelawny & The Worlds Hardest Puzzle - Specialist Guest

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and David chat with Tommie Trelawny (who they've nicknamed Puzzle man) about his new bonkers podcast The Worlds Hardest Puzzle which follows his y...

S10 Ep 378 Usual Drivel: The Old Lady Who Flirted With David

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David tells Joe about his flirty window cleaning client that he had to deal with in the 90s who kept stroking his hands. They discuss whether this was...

S10 Ep 377 RISING STAR Ep 2 - with Paul Gorton

03 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In the 2nd episode of our Rising Star mini series Joe and David catch up with The Traitors Paul Gorton about what he’s been up to since they last sp...

S10 Ep 376 Where's David Now ? Folklore of the Moor

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David takes Joe out for a supposedly scary trip along the remote roads of Dartmoor looking for the spirits and ghosts that are said to inhabit the cou...

S10 Ep 375 The Magic Mod: Specialist Guest

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and David meet Rock'n Rolls favourite magician Ben Taylor, a brilliant and funny magician who is also a mod hence his name 'The Magic Mod'. The wo...

S10 Ep 374: Usual Drivel - Worrying about our interviewing technique

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe start worrying about their interviewing technique so David has the idea to listen back to some snippets of old interviews and see how th...

S10 Ep 373 Andy Goldstein impressions & magic tricks - Regular Guest

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David does some impressions for Andy who then does his best woody woodpecker impression. They talk about their first crushes, age gap love and fancyin...

S10 Ep 372 Sally Lindsay - Celeb Guest

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David are Joe are very excited to talk to the well known Coronation Street actress Sally Lindsay and pick her brains about her amazing career. They wa...

S10 Ep 371 Usual Drivel: Not really talking about David's Peloton

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David & Joe try to do a Peloton based pod (which David's been dying to do for ages as he's bought one) but David’s feeling poorly and it falls flat....

S10 Ep 370 Juicing and multiple kitchens with Natalie Cassidy - Regular Guest

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe have an even cosier chat than normal with regular guest, Eastenders actor Natalie Cassidy. Nat talks about her recent juicing experience...

S10 Ep 369: Our lovely wives - Valentines Special

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and David have planned a lovely surprise for their wives for Valentines Day. Naomi and Petra are very surprised at the surprise. David's written a...

S10 Ep 368 Usual Drivel: Joe admits he wants to go dancing

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David is worried they have nothing to talk about until Joe reveals that an old ‘pathetic’ tweet he put out has come back to haunt him. Hearing thi...

S10 Ep 367 Soccer AM's John Fendley 'Fenners' part 2 - Celeb Guest

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This is the second part of David and Joe's chat with former Soccer AM presenter John Fendley 'Fenners'. The ep starts off more football heavy and Fen...

S10 Ep 366 David goes bunker hunting with WW2 historian Andrew Chatterton

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

WW2 Historian and bunker expert Andrew Chatterton is back. David and Andrew go on a hunt for an undiscovered WW2 bunker while Joe watches via zoom. Th...

S10 Ep 365: Soccer AM legend John "Fenners" - Celeb Guest

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and David chat to TV Presenter John Fendley (the artist formely known as Fenners) about all things Soccer AM and all the footballing legends he ha...

S10 Ep 364 Usual Drivel: Pay back for Antigua beach spotting

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe is opening up to David about how he gets annoyed with himself for getting annoyed when he is on holiday. Then unbeknown to Joe, their friend Lizz...

S10 Ep 363 RISING STAR: Pilot episode with Paul Gorton

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rising Star is a new Chatabix segment, a monthly spin off that follows a contestant after they've been on a reality show like Traitors, The Apprentice...