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S13 Ep 690: One In A Million

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following Joe’s recent story about the girl he saw on Brighton beach appearing in the newspaper the following day and his idea to find more ‘one i...

S13 Ep 690: One In A Million

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following Joe’s recent story about the girl he saw on Brighton beach appearing in the newspaper the following day and his idea to find more ‘one i...

S13 Ep 689 Vault Mondays: Driving Down To London

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe rings David for a chat whilst David is driving from Wales to London - Audio is poor, but give us a break. First posted on 19th April 2021 FOR AL...

S13 Ep 689 Vault Mondays: Driving Down To London

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe rings David for a chat whilst David is driving from Wales to London - Audio is poor, but give us a break.First posted on 19th April 2021FOR ALL TH...

S13 Ep 688 Listeners Mailbag: A Hotbox and A Tool Quiz

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for more of our listener’s emails. And on this week’s show, we have a career advisers inappropriate response to a funny name, a superb...

S13 Ep 688 Listeners Mailbag: A Hotbox and A Tool Quiz

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for more of our listener’s emails. And on this week’s show, we have a career advisers inappropriate response to a funny name, a superb...

S13 Ep 687: Bond Girls and Jersey Flights

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s mum has just re-connected with an old friend of hers, whom Joe is very keen to tell David about. It turns out she was as Bond Girl in the 80’...

S13 Ep 687: Bond Girls and Jersey Flights

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s mum has just re-connected with an old friend of hers, whom Joe is very keen to tell David about. It turns out she was as Bond Girl in the 80’...

S13 Ep 686: Joe’s Two ‘Manic Energy’ Stories

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David had two double expressos before starting today’s pod, so who knows where this one’s gonna go?! But once Joe's calmed him down a bit, he star...

S13 Ep 686: Joe’s Two ‘Manic Energy’ Stories

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David had two double expressos before starting today’s pod, so who knows where this one’s gonna go?! But once Joe's calmed him down a bit, he star...

S13 Ep 685: David Gets His Car MOT’d

26 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s off to get his car MOT’d this morning - so what better time to do some podding. We join David in his car driving to Exeter whist Joe’s a...

S13 Ep 685: David Gets His Car MOT’d

26 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s off to get his car MOT’d this morning - so what better time to do some podding. We join David in his car driving to Exeter whist Joe’s a...

S13 Ep 684 Vault Mondays: Great Bodies and Twitter

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vault episode time - and this week we’re talking about great bodies, and, mainly, why we tweet. First posted on 24th May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATA...

S13 Ep 684 Vault Mondays: Great Bodies and Twitter

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vault episode time - and this week we’re talking about great bodies, and, mainly, why we tweet.First posted on 24th May 2022FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'...

S13 Ep 683 Listeners Mailbag: Totally Distracted and A Funhouse Audition

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Before the guys have a chance to get started with today’s Mailbag, they get totally distracted by a photo sent in from a listener of Joe at the Prid...

S13 Ep 683 Listeners Mailbag: Totally Distracted and A Funhouse Audition

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Before the guys have a chance to get started with today’s Mailbag, they get totally distracted by a photo sent in from a listener of Joe at the Prid...

S13 Ep 682: Skateboarder Joe and The Terrorism Police

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe had a recent vigilante incident involving some teenage skateboarders that he really wants to tell David about. But before he can do that, David is...

S13 Ep 682: Skateboarder Joe and The Terrorism Police

21 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe had a recent vigilante incident involving some teenage skateboarders that he really wants to tell David about. But before he can do that, David is...

S13 Ep 681: David’s Exercises and Joe’s Meatball Recipe

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been settling in to a new exercise routine over the past few months, which he does with a personal trainer both in person and online. So he ...

S13 Ep 681: David’s Exercises and Joe’s Meatball Recipe

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been settling in to a new exercise routine over the past few months, which he does with a personal trainer both in person and online. So he ...

S13 Ep 680: Joe’s Kevin McCloud Type Jackets

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe has two Kevin McCloud type artists jackets which are a little out of his comfort zone - but he’s been wearing them a lot recently and now feels ...

S13 Ep 680: Joe’s Kevin McCloud Type Jackets

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe has two Kevin McCloud type artists jackets which are a little out of his comfort zone - but he’s been wearing them a lot recently and now feels ...

S13 Ep 679 Vault Mondays: Richard Webster - Kick Start Competitor, 1985

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a great 80’s TV show themed vault ep today as we chat to Richard Webster - a Kick Start competitor from 1985. First posted on 7th March 2022...

S13 Ep 679 Vault Mondays: Richard Webster - Kick Start Competitor, 1985

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a great 80’s TV show themed vault ep today as we chat to Richard Webster - a Kick Start competitor from 1985.First posted on 7th March 2022FO...

S13 Ep 678 Listener’s Mailbag: Stretford Paddock and MMU Massages

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another great mailbag this weeks as we read messages about some Chatabix fans at the Stretford Paddock Man U YouTube channel, an embarrassing q...

S13 Ep 678 Listener’s Mailbag: Stretford Paddock and MMU Massages

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another great mailbag this weeks as we read messages about some Chatabix fans at the Stretford Paddock Man U YouTube channel, an embarrassing q...

S13 Ep 677: Canal Georgie Returns

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our resident canal boat living Chatabiscuit Georgie is back on the pod to tell David and Joe more glorious tales from the towpath. And as it’s the h...

S13 Ep 677: Canal Georgie Returns

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our resident canal boat living Chatabiscuit Georgie is back on the pod to tell David and Joe more glorious tales from the towpath. And as it’s the h...

S13 Ep 676: Grumpy David and Joe at the Pride Parade

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a grumpy David at the start of today’s show as he’s just found out his Peloton is broken and hasn’t been able to exercise this morning. S...

S13 Ep 676: Grumpy David and Joe at the Pride Parade

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a grumpy David at the start of today’s show as he’s just found out his Peloton is broken and hasn’t been able to exercise this morning. S...

S13 Ep 675: A Mevagissey Morning and Retirement Plans

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following his recent holiday in Cornwall, David wants to spend today’s show recounting a magical morning he had whilst staying in the small fishing ...

S13 Ep 675: A Mevagissey Morning and Retirement Plans

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following his recent holiday in Cornwall, David wants to spend today’s show recounting a magical morning he had whilst staying in the small fishing ...

S13 Ep 674 Vault Mondays: Reading Out Cockfield Comments on Facebook and Pantomime Opportunities

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s vault show, we talk about running, read out shit comments and then talk about a possible pantomime opportunity. First posted on 10th...

S13 Ep 674 Vault Mondays: Reading Out Cockfield Comments on Facebook and Pantomime Opportunities

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s vault show, we talk about running, read out shit comments and then talk about a possible pantomime opportunity.First posted on 10th N...

S13 Ep 673 Listeners Mailbag: School Bands and David’s Wire Mill Gig

08 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s show, there’s emails about a rather out of date weatherman audition, a shite old school band, a long detour from David telling Joe ...

S13 Ep 673 Listeners Mailbag: School Bands and David’s Wire Mill Gig

08 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week’s show, there’s emails about a rather out of date weatherman audition, a shite old school band, a long detour from David telling Joe ...

S13 Ep 672: Summer Quip Special!

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

That’s right you lucky listeners, for this very special episode Joe and David bring you a whole show dedicated to the finest quips that money can bu...

S13 Ep 672: Summer Quip Special!

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

That’s right you lucky listeners, for this very special episode Joe and David bring you a whole show dedicated to the finest quips that money can bu...

S13 Ep 671: David’s Away and Joe’s in an Egg Chair

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Since moving house and recording in a new room, Joe’s sound quality for the pod really hasn’t been great. So for this episode, he’s sitting in a...

S13 Ep 671: David’s Away and Joe’s in an Egg Chair

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Since moving house and recording in a new room, Joe’s sound quality for the pod really hasn’t been great. So for this episode, he’s sitting in a...

S13 Ep 670: David’s Second Incredible Fire Story

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s away again and guess what, he’s back in his car to record today’s pod. And after a little talking in French and chatting about going to se...

S13 Ep 670: David’s Second Incredible Fire Story

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s away again and guess what, he’s back in his car to record today’s pod. And after a little talking in French and chatting about going to se...

S13 Ep 669 Vault Mondays: The Day David Was Crap On The Inspector Linley Mysteries

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another episode from the Chata-vaults and in this one, we chat about David's appalling acting in The Inspector Lynley Mysteries First posted o...

S13 Ep 669 Vault Mondays: The Day David Was Crap On The Inspector Linley Mysteries

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another episode from the Chata-vaults and in this one, we chat about David's appalling acting in The Inspector Lynley MysteriesFirst posted on ...

S13 Ep 668 Listeners Mailbag: Funny Names and Spotting Swingers

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, there’s messages about penpals, favourite comical names, quipping when very tired, a knitting Chatabiscuit, spotting the signs of...

S13 Ep 668 Listeners Mailbag: Funny Names and Spotting Swingers

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, there’s messages about penpals, favourite comical names, quipping when very tired, a knitting Chatabiscuit, spotting the signs of...

S13 Ep 667: David Calls The Fire Brigade

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Late the other night, David noticed a very strange burning smell in his lounge. Perplexed at where it was coming from and concerned for his family’s...

S13 Ep 667: David Calls The Fire Brigade

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Late the other night, David noticed a very strange burning smell in his lounge. Perplexed at where it was coming from and concerned for his family’s...

S13 Ep 666: Joe’s Brand New Home Pt 2

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following on from the previous episode, we return to Joe’s house-moving tales after he’s just discovered he’s got the bin day wrong - one of the...

S13 Ep 666: Joe’s Brand New Home Pt 2

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following on from the previous episode, we return to Joe’s house-moving tales after he’s just discovered he’s got the bin day wrong - one of the...

S13 Ep 665: Joe’s Brand New Home Pt 1

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You’ll never guess - Joe has just moved house! So him and Petra are now happily unpacking, getting comfortable in their new home and exploring the n...

S13 Ep 665: Joe’s Brand New Home Pt 1

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You’ll never guess - Joe has just moved house! So him and Petra are now happily unpacking, getting comfortable in their new home and exploring the n...

S13 Ep 664 Vault Mondays: Feeling Thick and Bed Bases

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another repeat of a golden oldie episode. And in this one, the lads chat about feeling really thick all their life and then David tells Joe a...

S13 Ep 664 Vault Mondays: Feeling Thick and Bed Bases

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another repeat of a golden oldie episode. And in this one, the lads chat about feeling really thick all their life and then David tells Joe a...

S13 Ep 663 Listeners Mailbag: One Night Stands and A Quip Rampage

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this weeks mailbag we read messages about Cliff Richard’s Wired For Sound, meeting Alan Carr, an embarrassing one night stand, a non-farting mass...

S13 Ep 663 Listeners Mailbag: One Night Stands and A Quip Rampage

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this weeks mailbag we read messages about Cliff Richard’s Wired For Sound, meeting Alan Carr, an embarrassing one night stand, a non-farting mass...

S13 Ep 662: Prank Videos & Through The Keyhole

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off today’s episode with some more discussion about Joe’s letter being read out on the Stick To Football pod and David’s continuing tumm...

S13 Ep 662: Prank Videos & Through The Keyhole

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We kick off today’s episode with some more discussion about Joe’s letter being read out on the Stick To Football pod and David’s continuing tumm...

S13 Ep 661: Joe’s Boisterous Scaffolders

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As Joe and Petra’s house had a leak in its roof, they’d recently arranged for scaffolding to be put up for repairs to be done. The only problem wa...

S13 Ep 661: Joe’s Boisterous Scaffolders

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As Joe and Petra’s house had a leak in its roof, they’d recently arranged for scaffolding to be put up for repairs to be done. The only problem wa...

S13 Ep 660: Property TV and Tour Shows

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s still away and in his car again to record the pod. And once David’s had a little worry about his behaviour on yesterday’s episode, Joe exp...

S13 Ep 660: Property TV and Tour Shows

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s still away and in his car again to record the pod. And once David’s had a little worry about his behaviour on yesterday’s episode, Joe exp...

S13 Ep 659 Vault Mondays: Working Out Our Roles On The Podcast

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for an old episode repeat - and in this one, we chatted about the imbalance of our roles. First posted on 31st May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS C...

S13 Ep 659 Vault Mondays: Working Out Our Roles On The Podcast

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for an old episode repeat - and in this one, we chatted about the imbalance of our roles.First posted on 31st May 2022FOR ALL THINGS CHATA...

S13 Ep 658 Listener’s Mailbag: Snake Catchers and True Crime Pods

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday everyone! And on today's show, pulled from our mailbag are messages about a shower room quip, a snake catcher (and a phone call to him in...

S13 Ep 658 Listener’s Mailbag: Snake Catchers and True Crime Pods

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday everyone! And on today's show, pulled from our mailbag are messages about a shower room quip, a snake catcher (and a phone call to him in...

S13 Ep 657: A See-Through Blouse and The Town Game

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s packed episode, there’s chat about Joe being away (and podding from his car), yet more tummy troubles, a lady in a see-through blouse t...

S13 Ep 657: A See-Through Blouse and The Town Game

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s packed episode, there’s chat about Joe being away (and podding from his car), yet more tummy troubles, a lady in a see-through blouse t...

S13 Ep 656 Vault Mondays: Blackadder Impressions and Going Quiet

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this old show from way back in 2021, David does impressions of Rick Mayall and then loses motivation again. First posted on 8th December 2021 FOR...

S13 Ep 656 Vault Mondays: Blackadder Impressions and Going Quiet

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this old show from way back in 2021, David does impressions of Rick Mayall and then loses motivation again.First posted on 8th December 2021FOR ALL...

S13 Ep 655 Listener’s Mailbag: Animal Songs and Cranleigh Celebs

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Friday - so it must be Mailbag time! And this week we’ve massage about early retirement, David’s bum, a song about animals from 2021, a gre...

S13 Ep 655 Listener’s Mailbag: Animal Songs and Cranleigh Celebs

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Friday - so it must be Mailbag time! And this week we’ve massage about early retirement, David’s bum, a song about animals from 2021, a gre...

S13 Ep 654: Being Frosty and Very Busy Pubs

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s builders have broken a light, so before recording the pod he gave them the frosty treatment when they arrived to fix it. Well, sort of - becau...

S13 Ep 654: Being Frosty and Very Busy Pubs

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s builders have broken a light, so before recording the pod he gave them the frosty treatment when they arrived to fix it. Well, sort of - becau...

S13 Ep 653: Tummy Trouble and Young Crushes

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s feeling a little off today and thinks he might be getting some tummy trouble. So Joe takes the conversational lead and tells him about wanti...

S13 Ep 653: Tummy Trouble and Young Crushes

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s feeling a little off today and thinks he might be getting some tummy trouble. So Joe takes the conversational lead and tells him about wanti...

S13 Ep 652: Joe At The Beach And The Stick Incident

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To kick today’s episode off, Joe’s gone down to the beach for a swim. So David joins him there on Zoom and gives us a running commentary about how...

S13 Ep 652: Joe At The Beach And The Stick Incident

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To kick today’s episode off, Joe’s gone down to the beach for a swim. So David joins him there on Zoom and gives us a running commentary about how...

S13 Ep 651 Vault Mondays: Battle Of The Bands and Mid Life Crisis

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We chat about the kettle, David attempting to write songs, the battle of the bands, Joe's childhood and Travis Perkins. First posted on 27th July 202...

S13 Ep 651 Vault Mondays: Battle Of The Bands and Mid Life Crisis

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We chat about the kettle, David attempting to write songs, the battle of the bands, Joe's childhood and Travis Perkins.First posted on 27th July 2021F...

S13 Ep 650 Listener’s Mailbag: Billy Ocean and Wacaday

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we’ve got messages about cold-call house viewings, doing drugs (which sends Joe off on one), a Billy Ocean concert, more gardeners and we...

S13 Ep 650 Listener’s Mailbag: Billy Ocean and Wacaday

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we’ve got messages about cold-call house viewings, doing drugs (which sends Joe off on one), a Billy Ocean concert, more gardeners and we...

S13 Ep 649: David’s Cricket Story (Part B) and Joe’s Footie Try-Outs

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

So here it is, the conclusion of David’s wonderful story about the summer in his teens when he played cricket for Sussex. We pick things up with him...

S13 Ep 649: David’s Cricket Story (Part B) and Joe’s Footie Try-Outs

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

So here it is, the conclusion of David’s wonderful story about the summer in his teens when he played cricket for Sussex. We pick things up with him...

S13 Ep 648: Celebrating The Pod and David’s Cricket Story (Part A)

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, Joe wants to celebrate their podcast. So him and David both count their blessings about how much they enjoy doing it and come up wi...

S13 Ep 648: Celebrating The Pod and David’s Cricket Story (Part A)

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, Joe wants to celebrate their podcast. So him and David both count their blessings about how much they enjoy doing it and come up wi...

S13 Ep 647: Crunch Crunches and Opening A Clothes Shop

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Amongst the very varied subjects on today’s show, Joe and David discuss smoking weed (again), going to the Queens tennis tournament, getting some lo...

S13 Ep 647: Crunch Crunches and Opening A Clothes Shop

01 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Amongst the very varied subjects on today’s show, Joe and David discuss smoking weed (again), going to the Queens tennis tournament, getting some lo...

S13 Ep 646 Vault Mondays: Gravestones and Sniffing

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Straight from the Chatavaults - and in this one, David chats about the Beach Bomber and Joe chats about gas. First posted on 3rd October 2022 FOR AL...

S13 Ep 646 Vault Mondays: Gravestones and Sniffing

30 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Straight from the Chatavaults - and in this one, David chats about the Beach Bomber and Joe chats about gas.First posted on 3rd October 2022FOR ALL TH...

S13 Ep 645 Listener’s Mailbag: Dog Fouling and a Top Tier Quip

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From this weeks mailbag, we read messages about Jasper Carrot, Rod Stewart and Henry Coopers brothers, a Diet Coke warning, some dog fouling - which l...

S13 Ep 645 Listener’s Mailbag: Dog Fouling and a Top Tier Quip

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

From this weeks mailbag, we read messages about Jasper Carrot, Rod Stewart and Henry Coopers brothers, a Diet Coke warning, some dog fouling - which l...

S13 Ep 644 - EMERGENCY - Joe's Email Is Read Out On Stick To Football Podcast

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and David get together to react to the news that Joe's email was read out today on the STICK TO FOOTBALL podcast - and they're beside themselves. ...

S13 Ep 644 - EMERGENCY - Joe's Email Is Read Out On Stick To Football Podcast

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe and David get together to react to the news that Joe's email was read out today on the STICK TO FOOTBALL podcast - and they're beside themselves. ...

S13 Ep 643: Reunion Debrief and Shiatsu Massage

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe recently went to the reunion with his office pals who he worked with in Surrey in the late 90’s, which he spoke about on the pod a few weeks ago...

S13 Ep 643: Reunion Debrief and Shiatsu Massage

26 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe recently went to the reunion with his office pals who he worked with in Surrey in the late 90’s, which he spoke about on the pod a few weeks ago...

S13 Ep 642: TV Joe’s Name That TV Theme Tune

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

TV Joe is back with a brand new quiz. Well, it’s actually an old one but with a lovely television twist - Names That Tune for 90’s TV theme tunes....

S13 Ep 642: TV Joe’s Name That TV Theme Tune

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

TV Joe is back with a brand new quiz. Well, it’s actually an old one but with a lovely television twist - Names That Tune for 90’s TV theme tunes....

S13 Ep 641: Home Alone And The Craft Fair Affair

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s wife Naomi is going away for six days, leaving David to look after the kids and home all on his own. It’s not something he’s particularl...

S13 Ep 641: Home Alone And The Craft Fair Affair

24 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s wife Naomi is going away for six days, leaving David to look after the kids and home all on his own. It’s not something he’s particularl...