Chatabix

S13 Ep 640 Vault Mondays: Gas

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Straight from the Chatavaults - and in this one, David chats about the Beach Bomber and Joe chats about gas. First posted on 3rd October 2022 FOR AL...

S13 Ep 640 Vault Mondays: Gas

23 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Straight from the Chatavaults - and in this one, David chats about the Beach Bomber and Joe chats about gas.First posted on 3rd October 2022FOR ALL TH...

S13 Ep 639 Listener’s Mailbag: Celeb Meets and Teaching Podding

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Time to reach into the Chatabix Mailbag again. And this time, David and Joe read messages about an encounter with a cheeky celebrity, teaching podcast...

S13 Ep 639 Listener’s Mailbag: Celeb Meets and Teaching Podding

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Time to reach into the Chatabix Mailbag again. And this time, David and Joe read messages about an encounter with a cheeky celebrity, teaching podcast...

S13 Ep 638: Majorca Part B

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, David is whisking us back to Majorca to tell us more about his lovely holidays there at the all-inclusive hotel resort. And he’s go...

S13 Ep 638: Majorca Part B

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, David is whisking us back to Majorca to tell us more about his lovely holidays there at the all-inclusive hotel resort. And he’s go...

S13 Ep 637: Rob Beckett Returns

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a return visit to Chatabix for the wonderful Rob Beckett, who first joined us on the pod way back in 2022. And this time, David and Joe have lo...

S13 Ep 637: Rob Beckett Returns

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a return visit to Chatabix for the wonderful Rob Beckett, who first joined us on the pod way back in 2022. And this time, David and Joe have lo...

S13 Ep 636: Early Starts and A Squashed Flight To Majorca

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Over the past few months, David’s been getting up at 5 am to start working and wants to tell Joe about how much he’s been loving it. So much so, h...

S13 Ep 636: Early Starts and A Squashed Flight To Majorca

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Over the past few months, David’s been getting up at 5 am to start working and wants to tell Joe about how much he’s been loving it. So much so, h...

S13 Ep 635 Vault Mondays: Widecombe In The Moor

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this archive episode, David takes Joe for a journey up to Widecombe In The Moor. Wild horses, old ramblers and cream teas. First posted on 18th No...

S13 Ep 635 Vault Mondays: Widecombe In The Moor

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this archive episode, David takes Joe for a journey up to Widecombe In The Moor. Wild horses, old ramblers and cream teas.First posted on 18th Nove...

S13 Ep 634 Listener’s Mailbag: Old Bands and A Quick Quip

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this week’s mailbag, David and Joe read a message about a friend’s old band called The Leading Edge, who played with Tears For Fear in the 80’...

S13 Ep 634 Listener’s Mailbag: Old Bands and A Quick Quip

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this week’s mailbag, David and Joe read a message about a friend’s old band called The Leading Edge, who played with Tears For Fear in the 80’...

S13 Ep 633: Joe’s Old Work Photos

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s going to a reunion with some of his very old pals from an office he worked at in Surrey in the late 90’s. And before they all meet, one of t...

S13 Ep 633: Joe’s Old Work Photos

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s going to a reunion with some of his very old pals from an office he worked at in Surrey in the late 90’s. And before they all meet, one of t...

S13 Ep 632: What’s It Like To Have A Hangover?

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David was on the Gin & Tonics last night watching the football with his family and now has a pretty bad hangover to deal with. So it’s anyone’s gu...

S13 Ep 632: What’s It Like To Have A Hangover?

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David was on the Gin & Tonics last night watching the football with his family and now has a pretty bad hangover to deal with. So it’s anyone’...

S13 Ep 631: Sneaky House Viewings

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David and his wife Naomi have recently done some sneaky viewings of homes for sale just by knocking on the door and having a chat with the owners. The...

S13 Ep 631: Sneaky House Viewings

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David and his wife Naomi have recently done some sneaky viewings of homes for sale just by knocking on the door and having a chat with the owners. The...

S13 Ep 630 Vault Mondays: Paul Heaton Working In Redhill and Struggling

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vault episode time! In this episode we talk about Joe morphing into his Dad, Paul Heaton working in Redhill, David struggling with Vodafone and a shit...

S13 Ep 630 Vault Mondays: Paul Heaton Working In Redhill and Struggling

09 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vault episode time! In this episode we talk about Joe morphing into his Dad, Paul Heaton working in Redhill, David struggling with Vodafone and a shit...

S13 Ep 629 Listeners Mailbag: Armando and A Portable Ashtray

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we read messages about a Crunch Crunch opportunity with Armando Iannucci, appropriate farts, a portable ashtray user, Fuck The Suits, Laure...

S13 Ep 629 Listeners Mailbag: Armando and A Portable Ashtray

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we read messages about a Crunch Crunch opportunity with Armando Iannucci, appropriate farts, a portable ashtray user, Fuck The Suits, Laure...

S13 Ep 628: Mersea Island vs Wild Camping

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a quick chat about helping out around the house more, Joe wants to talk to David about the TV crime documentary he watched last night, which was...

S13 Ep 628: Mersea Island vs Wild Camping

05 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a quick chat about helping out around the house more, Joe wants to talk to David about the TV crime documentary he watched last night, which was...

S12 Ep 627: All-Inclusive Holidays and Whispering

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s considering an all-inclusive summer holiday for him and his family this year. But he’s really not too sure about it and wants to get Joe’...

S12 Ep 627: All-Inclusive Holidays and Whispering

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s considering an all-inclusive summer holiday for him and his family this year. But he’s really not too sure about it and wants to get Joe’...

S12 Ep 626: Volunteering and Being A Prat

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s starting some volunteering work which involves a bit of running, so he tells David about that. He’s also wondering if a friend of his thinks...

S12 Ep 626: Volunteering and Being A Prat

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s starting some volunteering work which involves a bit of running, so he tells David about that. He’s also wondering if a friend of his thinks...

S12 Ep 625 Vault Mondays: Guest - Goldie

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

That’s right, it’s a special guest vault episode - Goldie joins David and Joe to chat about Buckingham Palace's gravel and banana cake. First pos...

S12 Ep 625 Vault Mondays: Guest - Goldie

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

That’s right, it’s a special guest vault episode - Goldie joins David and Joe to chat about Buckingham Palace's gravel and banana cake.First poste...

S12 Ep 624 Listener’s Mailbag: Gardeners And Magicians

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Amongst this weeks messages, we hear from a happy gardener in The Isle of Man, a magician at a speed-awareness course, send a birthday message to a Sw...

S12 Ep 624 Listener’s Mailbag: Gardeners And Magicians

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Amongst this weeks messages, we hear from a happy gardener in The Isle of Man, a magician at a speed-awareness course, send a birthday message to a Sw...

S12 Ep 623: David’s Clapham Wood Challenge

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following Joe’s failed attempt to ride Hyperia at Thorpe Park, David wants to convince Joe that visiting haunted woods and castles are just as scary...

S12 Ep 623: David’s Clapham Wood Challenge

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following Joe’s failed attempt to ride Hyperia at Thorpe Park, David wants to convince Joe that visiting haunted woods and castles are just as scary...

S12 Ep 622: The Rotten Cherry

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the previous episode, David and Joe promised you an extra ‘cherry-on-top’ for their Thorpe Park Hyperia Roller Coaster ride debrief. So here it...

S12 Ep 622: The Rotten Cherry

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the previous episode, David and Joe promised you an extra ‘cherry-on-top’ for their Thorpe Park Hyperia Roller Coaster ride debrief. So here it...

S12 Ep 621: Thorpe Park Debrief

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The day of Joe’s long awaited trip to Thorpe Park has finally arrived and he's made his way there to ride the dreaded Hyperia - Britain’s tallest ...

S12 Ep 621: Thorpe Park Debrief

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The day of Joe’s long awaited trip to Thorpe Park has finally arrived and he's made his way there to ride the dreaded Hyperia - Britain’s tallest ...

S12 Ep 620 Vault Mondays: A Day In The Life Of Polperro Joe

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time to revisit another old Chatabix episode. And in this one, as Joe lived in Polperro for 4 months, he tells David about his perfect day ther...

S12 Ep 620 Vault Mondays: A Day In The Life Of Polperro Joe

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time to revisit another old Chatabix episode. And in this one, as Joe lived in Polperro for 4 months, he tells David about his perfect day ther...

S12 Ep 619 Listener’s Mailbag: A Letter From Oz and Pot Smokers

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Mailbag time! And Joe kicks off the show with a very special letter from a Chatabix listener in Australia about Ronnie Barker. That’s followe...

S12 Ep 619 Listener’s Mailbag: A Letter From Oz and Pot Smokers

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Mailbag time! And Joe kicks off the show with a very special letter from a Chatabix listener in Australia about Ronnie Barker. That’s followe...

S12 Ep 618: TV Joe’s Straight Road Of Fibs Quiz

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s about that time for some more TV Joe - and for this episode he’s brought a brand new quiz with him. Essentially, it’s a copy of the Bridge ...

S12 Ep 618: TV Joe’s Straight Road Of Fibs Quiz

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s about that time for some more TV Joe - and for this episode he’s brought a brand new quiz with him. Essentially, it’s a copy of the Bridge ...

S12 Ep 617: David At The Gym and The Gladiators

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After joining the gym a while back, David’s finally started using it and Joe wants to know how he’s getting on. As you might expect, David’s a l...

S12 Ep 617: David At The Gym and The Gladiators

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After joining the gym a while back, David’s finally started using it and Joe wants to know how he’s getting on. As you might expect, David’s a l...

S12 Ep 616: The Countdown Set and Listing Celebrity Sightings

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s still in Manchester, filming for Cats Does Countdown. So in this episode, David tries to get Joe to tell him about the famous Countdown set an...

S12 Ep 616: The Countdown Set and Listing Celebrity Sightings

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s still in Manchester, filming for Cats Does Countdown. So in this episode, David tries to get Joe to tell him about the famous Countdown set an...

S12 Ep 615 Vault Mondays: In The Army Now and No Pubes

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A golden oldie from the archives - David and Joe chat about Status Quo's In The Army Now and then David tells Joe about a girl he fell in love with at...

S12 Ep 615 Vault Mondays: In The Army Now and No Pubes

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A golden oldie from the archives - David and Joe chat about Status Quo's In The Army Now and then David tells Joe about a girl he fell in love with at...

S12 Ep 614: Saying Hi To Colin Jackson

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s been filming in Manchester for the past few days and with so much going on there, he wants to use today’s episode to tell David everything t...

S12 Ep 614: Saying Hi To Colin Jackson

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s been filming in Manchester for the past few days and with so much going on there, he wants to use today’s episode to tell David everything t...

S12 Ep 613: Charlie Fish

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David bough £55 of fish from a door-to-door salesman last night. And even though he found the fella very trustworthy and also took his telephone numb...

S12 Ep 613: Charlie Fish

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David bough £55 of fish from a door-to-door salesman last night. And even though he found the fella very trustworthy and also took his telephone numb...

S12 Ep 612: Joe on the Chris Moyles Show

13 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a couple of frustrating minutes texting about things they can’t talk about on the pod, David asks Joe about his recent appearance on the Chris...

S12 Ep 612: Joe on the Chris Moyles Show

13 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a couple of frustrating minutes texting about things they can’t talk about on the pod, David asks Joe about his recent appearance on the Chris...

S12 Ep 611 Vault Mondays: Ben Rufus Green and an old copy of Playboy

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chata-vaults time! And apologies in advance as the audio is pretty ropey on this one. Friend of the pod Ben Rufus Green pops on and chats about his ne...

S12 Ep 611 Vault Mondays: Ben Rufus Green and an old copy of Playboy

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chata-vaults time! And apologies in advance as the audio is pretty ropey on this one. Friend of the pod Ben Rufus Green pops on and chats about his ne...

S12 Ep 610: Giving Up Five-A-Side and His & Hers Training

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a tough evening at his five-a-side footie match last night, Joe’s again wondering if it’s time to hang up his boots. Is it all now too physi...

S12 Ep 610: Giving Up Five-A-Side and His & Hers Training

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a tough evening at his five-a-side footie match last night, Joe’s again wondering if it’s time to hang up his boots. Is it all now too physi...

S12 Ep 609: Feeling Low and Doing Scouse Accents

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s in a bit of a mood this morning and feeling pretty low. So to cheer him up, Joe tells him about the great time he had recently at a Comic Re...

S12 Ep 609: Feeling Low and Doing Scouse Accents

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s in a bit of a mood this morning and feeling pretty low. So to cheer him up, Joe tells him about the great time he had recently at a Comic Re...

S12 Ep 608: Wheel Of Fortune

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After an indecisive start to the show, David and Joe invent a ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ type game to select a topic to talk about. David then comes up wi...

S12 Ep 608: Wheel Of Fortune

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After an indecisive start to the show, David and Joe invent a ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ type game to select a topic to talk about. David then comes up wi...

S12 Ep 607 Vault Mondays: Recording Our Advert For Our Patreon

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's another episode dug out from our extensive archives. And in this one, we try and record our advert for our Patreon and we get to know our new hor...

S12 Ep 607 Vault Mondays: Recording Our Advert For Our Patreon

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's another episode dug out from our extensive archives. And in this one, we try and record our advert for our Patreon and we get to know our new hor...

NATALIE PALAMIDES - ADVERT ADVERT ADVERT

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weer - SoHo Theatre Walthamstow She is the funniest person. May 2nd - 10th 8pm https://sohotheatre.com/events/natalie-palamides-weer-3/ Lear...

NATALIE PALAMIDES - ADVERT ADVERT ADVERT

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Weer - SoHo Theatre WalthamstowShe is the funniest person.May 2nd - 10th8pmhttps://sohotheatre.com/events/natalie-palamides-weer-3/ Hosted on Acast. ...

S12 Ep 606: Feeling Great and More MMUs

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s in a brilliant mood this morning (ie. he’s had 2 double expressos), which slightly wrong-foots Joe to begin with. He’s just been doing s...

S12 Ep 606: Feeling Great and More MMUs

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s in a brilliant mood this morning (ie. he’s had 2 double expressos), which slightly wrong-foots Joe to begin with. He’s just been doing s...

S12 Ep 605: David’s Birthday and Buying Clothes

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It was David’s 51st Birthday recently, so Joe kicks things off by finding out what he got up to and what presents he was given. It turns out that on...

S12 Ep 605: David’s Birthday and Buying Clothes

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It was David’s 51st Birthday recently, so Joe kicks things off by finding out what he got up to and what presents he was given. It turns out that on...

S12 Ep 604: Joe’s MMU Go-Karting

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s just completed his most recent Mystery Meet Up, which was an evening of Go-Kart racing. So David digs in to find out what Joe thought of it an...

S12 Ep 604: Joe’s MMU Go-Karting

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s just completed his most recent Mystery Meet Up, which was an evening of Go-Kart racing. So David digs in to find out what Joe thought of it an...

S12 Ep 603 Vault Mondays: The Bathroom and Bong Bong The Cow

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another episode from our Chata-vaults. In this one, we chat about Joe's problem with my toilet, play Through The Keyhole, Honk The Mole and B...

S12 Ep 603 Vault Mondays: The Bathroom and Bong Bong The Cow

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another episode from our Chata-vaults. In this one, we chat about Joe's problem with my toilet, play Through The Keyhole, Honk The Mole and B...

S12 Ep 602 Listener’s Mailbag: Chatabiscuit Jingles and Ronnie Barker’s Letter

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Digging deep into the Chatabix mailbag, this week we read messages about a pre-planned bollock quip, a couple of celebrity interactions, some theme tu...

S12 Ep 602 Listener’s Mailbag: Chatabiscuit Jingles and Ronnie Barker’s Letter

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Digging deep into the Chatabix mailbag, this week we read messages about a pre-planned bollock quip, a couple of celebrity interactions, some theme tu...

S12 Ep 601: A Curry Quiz and Farting Masseuses

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been away visiting family and stayed in a triangular-shaped AirBnB last night, so he kicks off the show by explaining that all to Joe. Their...

S12 Ep 601: A Curry Quiz and Farting Masseuses

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s been away visiting family and stayed in a triangular-shaped AirBnB last night, so he kicks off the show by explaining that all to Joe. Their...

S12 Ep 600: David’s Bad B&Q Attitude

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s realised he takes on a strange persona whenever he’s in a DIY shop or garden centre, which is something his wife Naomi picked up on recent...

S12 Ep 600: David’s Bad B&Q Attitude

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s realised he takes on a strange persona whenever he’s in a DIY shop or garden centre, which is something his wife Naomi picked up on recent...

S12 Ep 599: Joe’s Tennis Court Opening

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe was recently invited to host the opening of some new tennis courts near to where he lives - and with his bold new ‘helping out in the community’...

S12 Ep 599: Joe’s Tennis Court Opening

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe was recently invited to host the opening of some new tennis courts near to where he lives - and with his bold new ‘helping out in the community’...

S12 Ep 598 Vault Monday’s: The Talent Agency Pilot

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this old episode from the archives, we couldn't record a Chatabix on that morning - so thought we'd upload a pilot of a new podcast idea. First po...

S12 Ep 598 Vault Monday’s: The Talent Agency Pilot

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this old episode from the archives, we couldn't record a Chatabix on that morning - so thought we'd upload a pilot of a new podcast idea. First pos...

S12 Ep 597 Listener’s Mailbag: Happy Happy Girl and Beach Huts

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's show, we read emails about getting told off as an adult, a paid for cover version of Happy Happy Girl, a secret tunnel under Gillingham...

S12 Ep 597 Listener’s Mailbag: Happy Happy Girl and Beach Huts

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's show, we read emails about getting told off as an adult, a paid for cover version of Happy Happy Girl, a secret tunnel under Gillingham...

S12 Ep 596: Joe In Paris and 50s Angst

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s convinced he’s already told David about his 50th birthday trip to Paris - but David’s not sure he’s heard the whole story and definitely...

S12 Ep 596: Joe In Paris and 50s Angst

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s convinced he’s already told David about his 50th birthday trip to Paris - but David’s not sure he’s heard the whole story and definitely...

S12 Ep 595: Graffiti and Stan Laurel’s House

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the third part of David’s holiday tales trilogy. But before that, Joe has a bit of a moan about seeing someone graffitiing in Brighton the pr...

S12 Ep 595: Graffiti and Stan Laurel’s House

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the third part of David’s holiday tales trilogy. But before that, Joe has a bit of a moan about seeing someone graffitiing in Brighton the pr...

S12 Ep 594: Cheddar Gorge and Longleat Safari Park

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following David’s recent tales from the Lake District, in this episode he tells Joe about more family trips to Cheddar Gorge in Somerset - with stor...

S12 Ep 594: Cheddar Gorge and Longleat Safari Park

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Following David’s recent tales from the Lake District, in this episode he tells Joe about more family trips to Cheddar Gorge in Somerset - with stor...

S12 Ep 593 Vault Monday’s: Canal Thursdays #1

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well, this is a very important episode from the Chata-vaults - the very first Canal Thursdays. And what better way to kick things off than by choosing...

S12 Ep 593 Vault Monday’s: Canal Thursdays #1

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well, this is a very important episode from the Chata-vaults - the very first Canal Thursdays. And what better way to kick things off than by choosing...

S12 Ep 592 Listener’s Mailbag: Galaxy Pugs and Joe Singing

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s slightly shorter but oh so sweet Mailbag show, David and Joe read messages about a very interesting shell grotto, the return of old pub j...

S12 Ep 592 Listener’s Mailbag: Galaxy Pugs and Joe Singing

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s slightly shorter but oh so sweet Mailbag show, David and Joe read messages about a very interesting shell grotto, the return of old pub j...