Chatabix
Episodes
S10 Ep 362 TV JOE'S got a quiz - Regular Guest
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone's favourite, TV Joe is back on again after the spa episode fiasco. This time he get's to do the special January TV quiz he's prepared for Joe...
S10 Ep 361 Usual Drivel: TV Joe's on the pod but David's at the spa
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While they are waiting for David to come on the zoom, Joe and TV Joe plan next years christmas party. TV Joe apologises for snapping at Natalie Cassid...
S10 Ep 360 Regular guest Paul Gorton is back in the bosom
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's so good to have Paul Gorton back in the bosom of Chatabix once again after his appearance on BBC1 show The Traitors series 2. Joe and David try ...
S10 Ep 359 Where's Joe Now: Backstage at Off Menu Live
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe is a guest on Off Menu Live at The Dome Brighton. In this ep Joe experiences what it's really like behind the scenes at a live pod event. Taking...
S10 Ep 358 Specialist Guests: New York Comedy Writer Big Wigs
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe and David chat to two elite American comedy writers, big wigs Kevin Bleyer and Doug Abeles. They ask Kev & Doug what its like to live in New York...
S10 Ep 357 Usual Drivel: David spotted in Antigua
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
David is late to the record and nearly misses the surprise guest which Joe has arranged. Joe has managed to track down Adam, the guy who spotted David...
S10 Ep 356 Emergency Pod: Review Ep 8 'The Traitors'
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The lads are gutted. Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! Gutted! G...
S10 Ep 355 Emergency Pod: Dissecting Ep 7 ' The Traitors'
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
David and Joe are gobsmacked by what they have seen in ep 7 and it takes them a while to be able to speak. They decide Paul Gorton is a magician like ...
S10 Ep 354 Battle Of The Chatabands Final
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the grand final in the Battle of The Chatabands series. David and Joe are joined by music producer Steve Baker and guest judge, music journalist ...
S10 Ep 353 Jon Pointing - Celeb Guest
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Comedy actor Jon Pointing, best known for his roles in Plebs and Big Boys, takes a break from his trip of a lifetime to come on the pod. Unbeknown to ...
S10 Ep 352 Usual Drivel: David Is Spotted In The Coop
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
David has a heavy cold and is not sure he'll make it to the end of the pod. He's too tired to talk about his new Peloton and is not finding anything f...
S10 Ep 351 Emergency Pod: Discussing Ep 6 'The Traitors'
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
David and Joe discuss the latest episode of the Traitors. David has noticed a contestant in a black vest that he's never seen before. He wonders what...
S10 Ep 350 Emergency Pod: Debriefing Ep 5 with Maddy 'The Traitors'
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
David and Joe delve in to last nights episode of The Traitors UK. They are joined by Maddy Smedley a contestant on the show last year. They ask Madd...
S10 Ep 349 Emergency Pod: Delving in to Traitors Ep 4
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
David and Joe discuss whether Paul Gorton needs to keep his head down a little bit and whether he can slither himself out of the hole he’s dug for h...
S10 Ep 348 Usual Drivel: Joe Goes Running
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Now it's Joe's turn to run while David watches him. Joe's decided he wants to try and break his record time for running 1k. David has taken on the rol...
S10 Ep 347 Specialist Guest: Floor Manager Tony Guyan
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
David is in heaven when he meets Tony Guyan who was the floor manager of Fawlty Towers from many years ago. When Joe and David find out it was Tony's ...
S10 Ep 346 Usual Drivel: David Goes Running
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
David's going for a run. After a bit of procrastination, some rain and a couple of tech issues he's not made it out of the front door. Thirteen minute...
Gorton Part 4. The moment and even more DOND: Traitors Paul Gorton
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This ep is from the Chatavaults and was originally released in Feb 2023. This is the one where David and Joe suggest Paul Gorton should go on Traitors...
Gorton Part 3. The Deal Or No Deal saga rolls on: Traitors Paul Gorton
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This ep is from the Chatavaults and was originally released in Nov 2022. Paul Gorton is back for the third time to talk about his Deal or No Deal expe...
Gorton Part 2. The Deal or No Deal Saga continues: Traitors Paul Gorton
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This ep is from the Chatavaults and was originally released in Sept 2022. Paul Gorton is back with loads more anecdotes from his 'Deal or No Deal' day...
Gorton Part 1. The very start of the Deal or No Deal saga: Traitors Paul Gorton
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This ep is from the Chatavaults. It first went out in August 2022 long before Paul Gorton applied to go on The Traitors. He originally got in touch wi...
S10 Ep 341. Emergency Pod: Deep Dive Ep 3 The Traitors
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're three episodes in and this just got even better. Joe and David get to the meat of the latest episode of BBC show The Traitors UK. They can't bel...
S10 Ep 340 Emergency Pod: Dissecting Ep 2 The Traitors
05 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
More analysis from David and Joe as they deep dive into the second episode of The Traitors UK. Joe decides he doesn't want to be a traitor as he'd hav...
S10 Ep 339 Emergency Pod: Debrief Traitors Ep 1
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
David & Joe are giddy with excitement watching the first episode of The Traitors UK (S2) as Chatabix regular Paul Gorton is one of the contestants. I...
S10 Ep 338 Usual Drivel: David Denies Trashing A Hotel
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
David starts with a rant about The Rest Is Politics and how good they are compared to Chatabix. They talk about doing a live show and what it might lo...
S10 Ep 337 Dynamite In A Can (Special Ep)
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
David and Joe have a big announcement to make. Something they have been keeping quiet for a long time. What can it be ? Merch: https://chatabixshop.c...
S10 Ep 336 Usual Drivel: Joe Is Embarrassed Of Doing Stand up, David Is Embarrassed Of Twitch
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The stress of having more listeners is worrying Joe and David. They wonder if they’ve hit a ceiling in the podcast world questioning if anyone actua...
S10 Ep 335 Usual Drivel: David Gets His Body Out On Holiday
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Joe’s not sure if he wants to know about David’s recent holiday but they plough on, talking about how comfortable David felt having his top off. D...
S9 Ep 334 Christmas Special
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the last episode for 2023 and David and Joe are having a christmas party with regular guests Andy Goldstein, Natalie Cassidy, 'Deal or No Deal Sa...
S9 Ep 333 Specialist Guest: Submariner George Aitken
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Specialist guest George Aitken was in the Royal Navy Submarines for 10 years. David & Joe have a thousand questions for him but start with small talk ...
S9 Ep 332 Usual Drivel: Listing Comedians again (G to J)
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David & Joe are struggling to come up with new drivel so after discussing if Chatabix would send you to sleep on the morning commute they resume listi...
S9 Ep 331 Battle of The Chatabands - Round 3
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the final round of the Battle of the Chatabands. Joe, David & Steve review three songs chosen at random and give them a score. The song with the ...
S9 Ep 330 Jamie Demetriou - Celeb Guest
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Comedy actor and writer Jamie Demitriou is on the pod. It doesn't get off to a good start as he has trouble with his wifi and has to walk around the h...
S9 Ep 329 Usual Drivel - Chatadates
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David & Joe are not sure what topic to talk about on the pod today so decide upon Chatadates. David puts a message on Patreon to see if there are any ...
S9 Ep 328 Where's Joe Now - Underground bunkers at Coleshill House
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're back talking to WW2 Historian Andrew Chatterton who first came on the pod in August 2023 to tell David & Joe all about Britains secret defences....
S9 Ep 327 Barry Hearn - Specialist Guest
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Barry Hearn, sport promoter and founder of Matchroom Sport is having trouble getting on the zoom call ! David tells Barry he used to be scared of him...
S9 Ep326 Usual Drivel - Not one but two Chrissy songs
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In today's ep we play not one but two Christmas songs we've written for the festive season. David reads out all the names of the Patrons who recorded ...
S9 Ep 325: Battle Of The Chatabands - Round 2
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the 2nd round in the Battle of The Chatabands when David, Joe and music producer Steve Baker score three songs out of 10. David is feeling really...
S9 Ep 324: Anna Williamson & Luisa Zissman (LuAnna) - Guests
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When two pods collide, Luisa Zissman (The Apprentice) & Anna Williams (Celebs go Dating) have brought some high energy from LuAnna podcast. Luisa has ...
S9 Ep 323: Utter Drivel - Choccies, going on Off Menu Live & the Postman
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe & David are eating chocolates for breakfast. David asks Joe if he's been surfing on the board he bought him and suggests sending it back if he ha...
S9 Ep 322: Andy Goldstein - Regular Guest
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first after dark episode which gets off to a miserable start. Andy is drinking whiskey, David has man flu and Joe is in a bad mood after play...
S9 Ep 321: Simon Price 'Curepedia' - Guest
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's specialist guest is Simon Price, a music journalist who has written a very thick A-Z book about The Cure. David's in his element. Joe's feelin...
S9 Ep 320: Utter Drivel - Feeling grateful & Joe's surprise delivery
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe talks about what it was like being on the Chris Moyles radio show and how busy he has been promoting his book. David is feeling positive and is gr...
Battle of the Chatabands - round 1
16 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The first round of Battle Of The Chatabands - Joe & David have teamed up with music producer Steve Baker for an exciting new mini- series. They've ask...
Natasia Demetriou - Guest
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Comedy actress Natasia Demitriou (What We Do In The Shadows & Stath Let's Flats) comes on the pod to give us a good talking to. Tash helps pin point w...
Usual Drivel - Weetabix & Black Adder impersonations
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe does a shout out for his mum who wants a Chatabix mug and they talk about nice sounding surnames. David opens a package that he got from Weetabix....
Joe Goes Surfing: A damp squib
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe's struggles to finish the surfing saga as it's been too long and he can't recreate the life changing moment when he was surfing in California. The...
Iain Stirling: Celeb Chataguest
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Iain Stirling is in his home studio which David & Joe are very excited about as this is where he records Love Island. Before they settle down...
Usual Drivel: Joe's book & one Bean.
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Extra drivel today as we are joined by comedian and illustrator Henry Paker. He has a brilliant brain and is one of the Beans from the Three Bean Sala...
Joe Goes Surfing - about to ride the first wave (part 3)
02 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're back in SoCal and Joe's yet to stand on the surfboard. In today's ep Joe has his wetsuit on and begins the lesson on the beach. After putting th...
Surprise Guest - Who can it be ?
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Todays guest is a special surprise for Joe. It's someone he's wanted to talk to after watching a tv show. When the guest arrives Joe doesn't recognise...
Joe Goes Surfing - Meeting Rusty at Lifeguard Tower 37 (part 2)
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the second part of Joe's surfing story but before they pick up where they left off the lads have a little romanticise about what life would be li...
Joe Goes Surfing - the run up to the lesson (part 1)
26 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the run up to the surf lesson: Joe's been on holiday to California and David wants to know all about it. Joe confesses he struggles to say LAX as...
Lee Mack surprise guest (part 2)
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the second part of Joe and David’s mega-chat with last week’s surprise guest Lee Mack. Picking things up again, the talk turns to game show...
Usual Drivel - Wifi issues, brain speed & Spotify HQ
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Off to a flying start, Joe has returned from holiday complaining about his ailments and then has trouble with his wifi booster. They talk about a rece...
Where's David Now? David goes for a Walk
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s David’s turn to go on location for the pod and in spite of the very shaky G4 signal, he’s talking Joe to one of his favourite places - Dart...
Surprise Guest: Who is it this time?
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe’s lined up another surprise guest for David, so he’s back in the spinny chair and really feeling the nerves again. As usual, he desperately tr...
Usual Drivel: Scams, Telly & Hiking
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe thinks the world of scamming would be a great topic to discuss but David’s not really interest. So they quickly move onto television - programs ...
Natalie Cassidy: Regular Guest
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our favourite national treasure Natalie Cassidy is back on the pod, but David’s had a late night and is really tired. So they kick things off chatti...
Russell Tovey: Celeb Chataguest
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Star of stage and screen Russell Tovey is today’s very special guest. Joe and David immediately take the opportunity to ask Russell how to be good a...
Usual Drivel: Cornwall Step by Step
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First up, David and Joe discuss how to pronounce an old friend’s surname and make an attempt to swear less on the pod. Then the chat turns to David’...
TV Joe's back: Regular Guest
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s an explosive start to the show as David and Joe are both tired, unmotivated and moaning about their achilles tendons. But then they remember Jo...
Specialist Guest: 'The Perfection Trap' Thomas Curran
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What on earth is perfection? Well, David and Joe have the perfect person to ask as they’re joined by professor, author and perfectionism specialist ...
Usual Drivel: Camper Vanning
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe wants to know all about David’s recent family holiday spent camper vanning around North Wales. He’s long dreamt of the camper van lifestyle an...
Gigging Diaries: Rosie live from a Gig
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One of the Chatabix regulars comedian Rosie Francis takes Joe & David to one of her gigs.. She walks them in and introduces them to a a couple of fami...
Specialist Guest: William Orbit Music Producer
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Award winning Music Producer William Orbit chews the fat with David & Joe. He's sold 200 million recordings worldwide but has a few tech issues gettin...
Usual Drivel : Headphones, builders, not talking about camping
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe wants to know know about David's camping holiday but they never get there. They discuss their wonderful new headphones from Flare Audio and its ph...
Where's Joe Now - Choo Choo !
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Where's Joe Now ? He's gone on an adventure and zooms David to show him where he is. Annoyingly it's a place David knows very well and used to go ther...
Josh Widdicombe - Celeb Chataguest
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Josh Widdicombe is today's guest chewing the fat with Joe and David. They hope Josh brings his A game and ask him what's in it for him. Josh ...
Usual Drivel - Jarlath's Silky Voice
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe & David are wearing the same coloured tee shirts which makes them uncomfortable. They think they look like scaffolders. Joe tries to get out of do...
Andy Goldstein - Regular Guest
14 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Regular guest Andy Goldstein is on the pod, he confesses to being a bit jealous when they have other guests on that are not him. Andy tells them he kn...
Surprise Guest - Who can it be this time ?
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe has arranged a surprise guest for David. David has no idea who it is and has to sit in the spinny chair to wait for the guest. It seems to take ag...
Usual Drivel - Farting in Yurts, Riddles & Rhymes.
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David & Joe chat about supporting their football teams and how long it takes to get to the ground. They talk about staying on a Pirate Ship, farting i...
Where's David Now -The Haunted Castle
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David goes to Berry Pomeroy Castle allegedly the most haunted castle in England. It's getting dark and the castle is closed so he scales the locked g...
Jayne Torvill - Celeb Chataguest
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David & Joe sing the Bolero theme tune while they wait for Olympic ice skater Jayne Torvill. When she arrives they both blush. They have a good chat a...
Usual Drivel - Haunted House pre-amble
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the morning of David's trip to Berry Pomeroy Castle to go ghost hunting on his own in the dark. He tells Joe the story of the castle which is all...
Paul Gorton's Lung Winded Story
31 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ex 'Deal Or No Deal'contestant Paul Gorton is back on the pod but this time telling David and Joe about how he hurt his lung playing football. This en...
Specialist Guest: WW2 Historian Andrew Chatterton
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Historian Andrew Chatterton reveals the long-hidden secrets of an undercover resistance network set up during WW2 in case of German invasion. He tells...
S8 EP 284: The Right Move Pilot
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David & Joe have an idea for a property podcast. They talk about the format and how it might work but then realise they'd have to do it properly and s...
It's TV Joe time - Regular Guest
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Our TV reviewer Joe is back. He's also a guitarist at ABBA Voyage and tells Joe & David that he has now done over 350 shows. TV Joe bursts David & Joe...
Olympic Cyclist Sir Chris Hoy - Specialist Guest
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
World champion cyclist Sir Chris Hoy is today's guest. He confesses to being a fan of the pod and loves listening to David's cackles. He tells them so...
Usual Drivel - David's Clown Film
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this special ep David and Joe are joined by George Kane the Director on Apocalypse Clown (the film David was in). George explains it's a bonkers d...
Where's Joe Now - Allotment Special
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe's off on another adventure and zooms David to show him where he is. He's at an allotment but who's allotment is it ? David googles the shit out of...
Martin Freeman - Celeb Chataguest
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After several minutes of tech issues at Martin's end Joe and David get to guff about how brilliant they think he is. They try and glean from him how...
The Jingle, The Painting & The Chartz.
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David & Joe analyse how other hosts start their pods and then try to talk as quickly as possible, obsessing over the charts once again. They do a bit ...
Natabix with Natalie Cassidy - Regular Guest
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Natalie Cassidy is back on the pod talking more bollox with David and Joe. She tells them about her trip to Wimbledon and her appearance on Parenting ...
Boxer Chris Billam-Smith - Specialist Guest
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WBO Cruiserweight Champion Chris Billam-Smith is on the pod. Joe asks him if he wears his WBO belt around the house. David shows off his boxing gloves...
Raving parents, Jennifer Rush, the chartz and doing a bit.
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David and Joe chat about going to 3 days a week and the added pressure of trying to make good eps. David tells Joe about a family event he attended wh...
David's cricket adventure - part 2
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Part two of an ongoing chat about David's cricket match. The chat starts with David & Joe having the realisation that in their heyday they weren't act...
CANAL THURSDAY #16 The ramblings of Robin Cooper
03 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this comedy improv series, Joe & David are driving their fictitous narrowboat down the canal and spot an old aquaintance Robin Cooper having a picn...
Iain Lee - Celeb Chataguest
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Former broadcaster and radio presenter Iain Lee joins David and Joe for a candid chat about his life and career, getting old, feeling anxious at parti...
Professor of Criminology David Wilson - Specialist Guest
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David & Joe talk to David Wilson, a former prison governor and well known criminologist. Despite the grim subject, they manage to get a smile from the...
Nearly forgetting the announcement
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe & David catch up after the weekend. They discuss ring lights, lecturing in podcasting and how they would cope talking to uni students. David try's...
David's cricket adventure - part 1
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David has rekindled his love for cricket and tells Joe all about his recent game at England's most picturesque cricket ground Lynton & Lynmouth in the...
Access All Areas: Blur Concert at Wembley
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David and Joe managed to blag some Access All Area backstage passes to the Blur Concert at Wembley Stadium. They talk about the day and play some snip...
Cricketer David Gower
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Former England cricket captain David Gower comes onto the show and Joe tries his best to keep up with the cricket chat whilst David feels the need to ...
Royal Navy Jac Hughes - Specialist Guest
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ex-Navy Jac Hughes joins David and Joe to chat about his experiences on board a giant ship in the sea. Unfortunately Jac realised he suffered from sea...
The Deal or No Deal memorabilia arrives
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe & David have recently bid on some Deal or No Deal memorabilia. The auction house have sent the box of goodies to David's house. David excitedly op...
Andy Goldstein is Good to Go
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We welcome back old pal Andy Goldstein but again do very little snooker chat (even though he is supposed to be our Snooker Correspondent.) Andy tells ...
CANAL THURSDAY #15 Canalside Workout
20 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joe & David interrupt elderly couple Duncy and Cecily stretching and doing a workout by the side of the canal. Duncan has a dicky tummy because their ...