Chatabix

S12 Ep 591: A Visit to Beatrix Potter’s House

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s recent family holiday included a trip to the Lake District, which he totally fell in love with. Whist there they visited the former home of ...

S12 Ep 591: A Visit to Beatrix Potter’s House

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s recent family holiday included a trip to the Lake District, which he totally fell in love with. Whist there they visited the former home of ...

S12 Ep 590 Surprise Guest: Keith Brymer Jones - host of The Great Pottery Throw Down

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s done it again and lined up another brilliant surprise guest for David. But this time, we’re so excited to have this person on the show that ...

S12 Ep 590 Surprise Guest: Keith Brymer Jones - host of The Great Pottery Throw Down

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s done it again and lined up another brilliant surprise guest for David. But this time, we’re so excited to have this person on the show that ...

S12 Ep 589: The Return of Andy Goldstein

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Goldstein is back! And it’s been quite a while since David and Joe last spoke to him, so there’s plenty for them to catch up on. Amongst all ...

S12 Ep 589: The Return of Andy Goldstein

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Goldstein is back! And it’s been quite a while since David and Joe last spoke to him, so there’s plenty for them to catch up on. Amongst all ...

S12 Ep 588 Vault Mondays: The Weatherperson Auditions

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Monday means it's Vault time! And in this one, we audition a few Chatabiscuits for the role of a Weatherperson. First posted on 30 April 2021 FOR ALL...

S12 Ep 588 Vault Mondays: The Weatherperson Auditions

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Monday means it's Vault time! And in this one, we audition a few Chatabiscuits for the role of a Weatherperson.First posted on 30 April 2021 FOR ALL T...

S12 Ep 587 Listener’s Mailbag: The Beach Dildo and Breath Coaching

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a slightly embarrassing chat about calling into radio shows and writing letters to podcasts, David and Joe read messages about a dildo on a beac...

S12 Ep 587 Listener’s Mailbag: The Beach Dildo and Breath Coaching

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a slightly embarrassing chat about calling into radio shows and writing letters to podcasts, David and Joe read messages about a dildo on a beac...

S12 Ep 586: Volunteering and Mother's Day Balloons

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In further ‘just turned 50’ revelations, Joe’s decided he wants to start volunteering to help out in the community and give little more back. So...

S12 Ep 586: Volunteering and Mother's Day Balloons

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In further ‘just turned 50’ revelations, Joe’s decided he wants to start volunteering to help out in the community and give little more back. So...

S12 Ep 585: Vigilante Joe and A Pottery Visit

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Joe reveals to David his new-found attitude to fighting crime and tackling antisocial behaviour. Since turning 50, he’s decided eno...

S12 Ep 585: Vigilante Joe and A Pottery Visit

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Joe reveals to David his new-found attitude to fighting crime and tackling antisocial behaviour. Since turning 50, he’s decided eno...

S12 Ep 584: Being 50 and Speaking French

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the first time that the guys have spoken since Joe’s 50th Birthday. So David’s keen to hear how Joe’s feeling about reaching his first ce...

S12 Ep 584: Being 50 and Speaking French

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the first time that the guys have spoken since Joe’s 50th Birthday. So David’s keen to hear how Joe’s feeling about reaching his first ce...

S12 Ep 583 Vault Mondays: Incredibly Tired and Rusty Lee

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this old episode, we chat about not wanting to do the podcast, audio issues, Cilla Black, when the podcast grows, recording in a hotel and Rusty Le...

S12 Ep 583 Vault Mondays: Incredibly Tired and Rusty Lee

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this old episode, we chat about not wanting to do the podcast, audio issues, Cilla Black, when the podcast grows, recording in a hotel and Rusty Le...

S12 Ep 582 Listener’s Mailbag: Litter Blogs & Haunted Beds

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Delving into the Mailbag one again, David and Joe read messages about celebrity neighbours, an lockdown anti-littering blog, David’s Zoom song, more...

S12 Ep 582 Listener’s Mailbag: Litter Blogs & Haunted Beds

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Delving into the Mailbag one again, David and Joe read messages about celebrity neighbours, an lockdown anti-littering blog, David’s Zoom song, more...

S12 Ep 581: Joe’s 50th Birthday - Part 2

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for Part 2 of Joe’s 50th Birthday celebrations. So you can expect plenty more wonderful treats from David and TV Joe’s ‘Audio Bags’...

S12 Ep 581: Joe’s 50th Birthday - Part 2

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time for Part 2 of Joe’s 50th Birthday celebrations. So you can expect plenty more wonderful treats from David and TV Joe’s ‘Audio Bags’...

S12 Ep 580: Joe’s 50th Birthday - Part 1

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a long old run up, but it’s finally Joe’s 50th Birthday and to celebrate, David and TV Joe have something very special planned for him...

S12 Ep 580: Joe’s 50th Birthday - Part 1

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a long old run up, but it’s finally Joe’s 50th Birthday and to celebrate, David and TV Joe have something very special planned for him...

S12 Ep 579: Barney The Dog and The Pod Date Game

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s looking after his friend’s dog Barney, so kicks off today’s show by introducing him to David - and they all get on wonderfully. Then, afte...

S12 Ep 579: Barney The Dog and The Pod Date Game

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s looking after his friend’s dog Barney, so kicks off today’s show by introducing him to David - and they all get on wonderfully. Then, afte...

S12 Ep 578 Vault Mondays: Our Female Versions and Boxing

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's vault show, it’s right back to episode four of the pod. We chat about realising that we're bantering, middle names, our female versi...

S12 Ep 578 Vault Mondays: Our Female Versions and Boxing

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For this week's vault show, it’s right back to episode four of the pod. We chat about realising that we're bantering, middle names, our female versi...

S12 Ep 577 Listener’s Mailbag: Quips Quips Quips

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Mailbag (now with added sound effects) has messages about after-pod debriefs, some Judy Dench and Noel Edmonds trivia, a very experienced ga...

S12 Ep 577 Listener’s Mailbag: Quips Quips Quips

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Mailbag (now with added sound effects) has messages about after-pod debriefs, some Judy Dench and Noel Edmonds trivia, a very experienced ga...

S12 Ep 576: Ideas Cards and The Americana Sessions

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Picking up from yesterday’s cliffhanger, David and Joe are now gonna play their ‘Idea Cards Game’ - where they randomly pick a conversation topi...

S12 Ep 576: Ideas Cards and The Americana Sessions

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Picking up from yesterday’s cliffhanger, David and Joe are now gonna play their ‘Idea Cards Game’ - where they randomly pick a conversation topi...

S12 Ep 575: The Podmasters Quiz

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s come up with a game called Podmasters, where the contestant is played up to 10 seconds from a top 50 iTunes Comedy Chart show and has to guess...

S12 Ep 575: The Podmasters Quiz

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s come up with a game called Podmasters, where the contestant is played up to 10 seconds from a top 50 iTunes Comedy Chart show and has to guess...

S12 Ep 574: Joe’s Baking Course

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s got a snotty cold so doesn’t have much to offer today. But thankfully, Joe went on a baking course over the weekend, which Petra had bough...

S12 Ep 574: Joe’s Baking Course

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s got a snotty cold so doesn’t have much to offer today. But thankfully, Joe went on a baking course over the weekend, which Petra had bough...

S12 Ep 573 Vault Mondays: Learning The Game Of Cricket and Personal Trainers

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this 2022 episode from our archives, we talk about personal trainers, clever lightbulbs and cricket. Plus, the very moment that Canal Thursdays was...

S12 Ep 573 Vault Mondays: Learning The Game Of Cricket and Personal Trainers

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this 2022 episode from our archives, we talk about personal trainers, clever lightbulbs and cricket. Plus, the very moment that Canal Thursdays was...

S12 Ep 572: Listener's Mailbag - Top 50 Eps & Pyramind

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s selection of emails from our lovely listeners, there messages about someone’s top 50 episodes of Chatabix, a joke about a dog, a remind...

S12 Ep 572: Listener's Mailbag - Top 50 Eps & Pyramind

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s selection of emails from our lovely listeners, there messages about someone’s top 50 episodes of Chatabix, a joke about a dog, a remind...

S12 Ep 571: Joe’s MMU Report Card

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As talked about recently on the pod, Joe has organised the latest activity for his Mystery Meet Up mates - which is indoor rock climbing at their loca...

S12 Ep 571: Joe’s MMU Report Card

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As talked about recently on the pod, Joe has organised the latest activity for his Mystery Meet Up mates - which is indoor rock climbing at their loca...

S12 Ep 570: More Pottery Throw Down

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After putting off watching it for a while, Joe has just discover the joys of The Great Pottery Throw Down. So, re-invigorated by this news, David trie...

S12 Ep 570: More Pottery Throw Down

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After putting off watching it for a while, Joe has just discover the joys of The Great Pottery Throw Down. So, re-invigorated by this news, David trie...

S12 Ep 569: Walking vs Rock Climbing

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To kick things off, David starts to recount a walk he went on recently from Bolt Head to South Sands. But try as he might to be enthusiastic with his ...

S12 Ep 569: Walking vs Rock Climbing

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

To kick things off, David starts to recount a walk he went on recently from Bolt Head to South Sands. But try as he might to be enthusiastic with his ...

S12 Ep 568 Vault Mondays: Performance Nerves and Nana Pud Pud

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s vault time again! And in this one, we talk about the same old bollocks again. Apologies. First posted on 23rd November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHAT...

S12 Ep 568 Vault Mondays: Performance Nerves and Nana Pud Pud

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s vault time again! And in this one, we talk about the same old bollocks again. Apologies.First posted on 23rd November 2021FOR ALL THINGS CHATAB...

S12 Ep 567 Listener’s Mailbag: The Chanctonbury Ring & Celebrity Stories

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we’ve a couple of emails from gameshow winners, a suggestion of a haunted place for Joe to visit, tales of serving fish and chips to a ro...

S12 Ep 567 Listener’s Mailbag: The Chanctonbury Ring & Celebrity Stories

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we’ve a couple of emails from gameshow winners, a suggestion of a haunted place for Joe to visit, tales of serving fish and chips to a ro...

S12 Ep 566: Well Done Me

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, David has two ideas that he hopes will make for a great episode. Firstly he reads an email from a listener who, off the back of som...

S12 Ep 566: Well Done Me

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, David has two ideas that he hopes will make for a great episode. Firstly he reads an email from a listener who, off the back of som...

S12 Ep 565: Surprise Guest Time

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time to wheel out the spiny chair again and for one of our hosts to get all nervous with anticipation. This time it’s David in the hot seat, ...

S12 Ep 565: Surprise Guest Time

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time to wheel out the spiny chair again and for one of our hosts to get all nervous with anticipation. This time it’s David in the hot seat, ...

S12 Ep 564: Calling The Police and A Pod Story Game

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s episode is a bit of a Crimewatch special. Joe explains why he recently had to call the Police, David researches some tourist scams and pickp...

S12 Ep 564: Calling The Police and A Pod Story Game

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s episode is a bit of a Crimewatch special. Joe explains why he recently had to call the Police, David researches some tourist scams and pickp...

S12 Ep 563 Vault Mondays: Happy Happy Girl - The Complete Works

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another episode straight from the Chatabix vaults and in this one, a listener sends us a quite remarkable email. First posted on 7th October 2022 FOR ...

S12 Ep 563 Vault Mondays: Happy Happy Girl - The Complete Works

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another episode straight from the Chatabix vaults and in this one, a listener sends us a quite remarkable email.First posted on 7th October 2022FOR AL...

S12 Ep 562 Listener’s Mailbag - iPhones & Footballers

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s very random selection of emails from our listeners, there’s some advice about using your phone less (plus an update from David about ho...

S12 Ep 562 Listener’s Mailbag - iPhones & Footballers

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s very random selection of emails from our listeners, there’s some advice about using your phone less (plus an update from David about ho...

S12 Ep 561: Joe’s Birthday Lunch Video

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe kick off today’s show with some Traitors chat, as a load of secret Paul Gorton Chatabix episodes have just been posted on our Patreon....

S12 Ep 561: Joe’s Birthday Lunch Video

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe kick off today’s show with some Traitors chat, as a load of secret Paul Gorton Chatabix episodes have just been posted on our Patreon....

S12 Ep 560: TV Joe’s Weakest Link

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

TV Joe is back with another of his now legendary quizzes. And this time, he’s going all Anne Robinson and treating us to a very special Chatabix ver...

S12 Ep 560: TV Joe’s Weakest Link

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

TV Joe is back with another of his now legendary quizzes. And this time, he’s going all Anne Robinson and treating us to a very special Chatabix ver...

S12 Ep 559: Roller Coaster Re-bookings

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a very positive start to today’s show as Joe is determined not to let his negativity take over the conversation. And in that spirit, he and D...

S12 Ep 559: Roller Coaster Re-bookings

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a very positive start to today’s show as Joe is determined not to let his negativity take over the conversation. And in that spirit, he and D...

S12 Ep 558 Vault Mondays: Guest - Rob Beckett

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The brilliantly funny Rob Beckett joins David and Joe to chat about self loathing, mainly. First posted on 28th November 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX...

S12 Ep 558 Vault Mondays: Guest - Rob Beckett

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The brilliantly funny Rob Beckett joins David and Joe to chat about self loathing, mainly.First posted on 28th November 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y...

S12 Ep 557 Listener’s Mailbag: Gardeners & Washing Machines

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well it’s Friday - so it must be another selection of wonderful emails from our Chatabix mailbag. This time, there’s messages from a gardener who ...

S12 Ep 557 Listener’s Mailbag: Gardeners & Washing Machines

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well it’s Friday - so it must be another selection of wonderful emails from our Chatabix mailbag. This time, there’s messages from a gardener who ...

S12 Ep 556: Being Nude and Why We Pod

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a smutty start to today’s pod but once things settle down, Joe returns to his fascination with the pod charts - and what Chatabix’s current...

S12 Ep 556: Being Nude and Why We Pod

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a smutty start to today’s pod but once things settle down, Joe returns to his fascination with the pod charts - and what Chatabix’s current...

S12 Ep 555: Ginger Biscuits, Aquariums and Public Interactions

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a kicking off the show with some chocolate ginger biscuit chat, Joe then tells David about a frustrating encounter he had recently with someone ...

S12 Ep 555: Ginger Biscuits, Aquariums and Public Interactions

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a kicking off the show with some chocolate ginger biscuit chat, Joe then tells David about a frustrating encounter he had recently with someone ...

S12 Ep 554: Keep It Joyful

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After an invigorating run before recording today’s pod, Joe’s in a really upbeat mood and loving his life at the moment. It’s a sentiment that D...

S12 Ep 554: Keep It Joyful

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After an invigorating run before recording today’s pod, Joe’s in a really upbeat mood and loving his life at the moment. It’s a sentiment that D...

S12 Ep 553 Vault Mondays: Joe Does Some Press Ups and Patrons Call In

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe does 4 press ups and then some lovely Patrons phone in. First posted on 11th October 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: Y...

S12 Ep 553 Vault Mondays: Joe Does Some Press Ups and Patrons Call In

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe does 4 press ups and then some lovely Patrons phone in.First posted on 11th October 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouT...

S12 Ep 552 Listener’s Mailbag: Great Grans and True Crime

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On todays show, there’s messages about an inspirational grandmother, a gardener from the Surrey Downs, an obsession with the Isle of White, a song a...

S12 Ep 552 Listener’s Mailbag: Great Grans and True Crime

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On todays show, there’s messages about an inspirational grandmother, a gardener from the Surrey Downs, an obsession with the Isle of White, a song a...

S12 Ep 551: Canal Chat with Georgie

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst holidaying on a barge in Bath last summer, David met the wonderful Georgie on the Kennet and Avon canal. Not only has Georgie been living on ba...

S12 Ep 551: Canal Chat with Georgie

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Whilst holidaying on a barge in Bath last summer, David met the wonderful Georgie on the Kennet and Avon canal. Not only has Georgie been living on ba...

S12 Ep 550: Toe Yoga and Feeling Untethered

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe are in a very introspective mood for today’s show and it’s a right mixed bag of conversation. Amongst other things, they cover David...

S12 Ep 550: Toe Yoga and Feeling Untethered

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe are in a very introspective mood for today’s show and it’s a right mixed bag of conversation. Amongst other things, they cover David...

S12 Ep 549: Share The Wealth

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Soon after they start todays’s episode, Joe realises he’s left his phone in his car and rushes off to get it as he’s worried it might be stolen....

S12 Ep 549: Share The Wealth

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Soon after they start todays’s episode, Joe realises he’s left his phone in his car and rushes off to get it as he’s worried it might be stolen....

S12 Ep 548 Vault Mondays: Omar Sharif's House and Water Slides

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s blast from the Chatabix past, we chat about Omar Sharif's house, our bodies and being young. First posted on 2nd December 2021 FOR ALL T...

S12 Ep 548 Vault Mondays: Omar Sharif's House and Water Slides

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s blast from the Chatabix past, we chat about Omar Sharif's house, our bodies and being young.First posted on 2nd December 2021 FOR ALL THI...

S12 Ep 547 Listener’s Mailbag: The British Museum and Muscle Music

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe are opening the Chatabox mailbag again as it’s time for some more listener’s emails. This weeks messages include a request for help ...

S12 Ep 547 Listener’s Mailbag: The British Museum and Muscle Music

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe are opening the Chatabox mailbag again as it’s time for some more listener’s emails. This weeks messages include a request for help ...

S12 Ep 546: Ditching The iPhone

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s decided he’s had enough of smart phones and has bought himself a little Nokia to free himself of his iPhone addiction. He’s full of hope...

S12 Ep 546: Ditching The iPhone

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s decided he’s had enough of smart phones and has bought himself a little Nokia to free himself of his iPhone addiction. He’s full of hope...

S12 Ep 545: David’s Flu and Joe In The Sauna

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s recent family holiday to the beautiful seaside village of Polperro in Cornwall was unceremoniously ruined by him catching a nasty bout of fl...

S12 Ep 545: David’s Flu and Joe In The Sauna

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David’s recent family holiday to the beautiful seaside village of Polperro in Cornwall was unceremoniously ruined by him catching a nasty bout of fl...

S12 Ep 544: David’s Prostate Problems

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After having some pretty serious problems with his prostate, David is thankfully on the mend and has just received the all clear on his most recent te...

S12 Ep 544: David’s Prostate Problems

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After having some pretty serious problems with his prostate, David is thankfully on the mend and has just received the all clear on his most recent te...

S12 Ep 543 Vault Mondays: Actor and Impressionist Terry Mynott

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a Chata-vault classic - our special guest for this one is the amazing impressionist Terry Mynott. First posted on 14th December 2021 FOR ALL TH...

S12 Ep 543 Vault Mondays: Actor and Impressionist Terry Mynott

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a Chata-vault classic - our special guest for this one is the amazing impressionist Terry Mynott.First posted on 14th December 2021FOR ALL THIN...

S12 Ep 542 Listener’s Mailbag: Funerals and Spas

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this weeks selection of emails from our listeners, we read messages about Ken Campbell’s funeral, more offers to help out with the pod, some scan...

S12 Ep 542 Listener’s Mailbag: Funerals and Spas

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this weeks selection of emails from our listeners, we read messages about Ken Campbell’s funeral, more offers to help out with the pod, some scan...