Chatabix

S11 Ep 491: The Secret Housework Quiz

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After some chat about Spotify playlists and whether they’re starting to looking old, Joe asks David if he’s had any progress with his plans to bec...

S11 Ep 491: The Secret Housework Quiz

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After some chat about Spotify playlists and whether they’re starting to looking old, Joe asks David if he’s had any progress with his plans to bec...

S11 Ep 490: Old Christmas Promos and Quipping Less

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a right old mixed bag of chat on today’s show - all very Chatabixy! So, after starting off with David playing some old BBC Christmas promos f...

S11 Ep 490: Old Christmas Promos and Quipping Less

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a right old mixed bag of chat on today’s show - all very Chatabixy! So, after starting off with David playing some old BBC Christmas promos f...

S11 Ep 489: David Home Alone and Doing Housework

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To kick off today’s show, Joe tells David that he’s started drawing using his iPad, which he’s really loving and has almost finished his first p...

S11 Ep 489: David Home Alone and Doing Housework

08 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To kick off today’s show, Joe tells David that he’s started drawing using his iPad, which he’s really loving and has almost finished his first p...

S11 Ep 488 Vault Mondays: Wearing Makeup and Teenage Songs

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this week’s show from the Chatabix archives, first posted on 30th March 2021 (and our second ever episode), David and Joe talk about wearing make...

S11 Ep 488 Vault Mondays: Wearing Makeup and Teenage Songs

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this week’s show from the Chatabix archives, first posted on 30th March 2021 (and our second ever episode), David and Joe talk about wearing make...

S11 Ep 487 Friday Treat: Listener’s Mailbag 6

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s mail (i.e. emails sent into us over the past 3 years) includes messages about gut-barging, painting canal barges, a missing goat, talkin...

S11 Ep 487 Friday Treat: Listener’s Mailbag 6

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s mail (i.e. emails sent into us over the past 3 years) includes messages about gut-barging, painting canal barges, a missing goat, talkin...

S11 Ep 486: David's Regrettable Dance Floor Adventures

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David has come up with three potential topics to discuss on today’s show and thankfully, Joe likes the sound of all of them. But when David begins w...

S11 Ep 486: David's Regrettable Dance Floor Adventures

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David has come up with three potential topics to discuss on today’s show and thankfully, Joe likes the sound of all of them. But when David begins w...

S11 Ep 485: We Talk To Andrew Who Has Had A Heart Attack

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On a recent episode of the pod, David and Joe talked about heart attacks and mentioned that they’d be fascinated to speak with someone who’s had o...

S11 Ep 485: We Talk To Andrew Who Has Had A Heart Attack

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On a recent episode of the pod, David and Joe talked about heart attacks and mentioned that they’d be fascinated to speak with someone who’s had o...

S11 Ep 484: Being Alone and Driving Altercations

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Petra’s been away for a week and to be honest, Joe’s been struggling on his own. Which gets him and David thinking about what life would be like i...

S11 Ep 484: Being Alone and Driving Altercations

01 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Petra’s been away for a week and to be honest, Joe’s been struggling on his own. Which gets him and David thinking about what life would be like i...

S11 Ep 483 Vault Mondays: Mark Roberts - The Greatest Streaker In The World

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To kick off the Chatabix week, each Monday we’re putting out an episode from the early days of the pod, as there’s plenty you might not have heard...

S11 Ep 483 Vault Mondays: Mark Roberts - The Greatest Streaker In The World

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

To kick off the Chatabix week, each Monday we’re putting out an episode from the early days of the pod, as there’s plenty you might not have heard...

S11 Ep 482 Friday Treat: Listener’s Mailbag 5

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More listener’s emails, both old and new. And the first one we read out is from another Joe Wilkinson - how mad is that! Thanks Joe, lovely to hear ...

S11 Ep 482 Friday Treat: Listener’s Mailbag 5

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More listener’s emails, both old and new. And the first one we read out is from another Joe Wilkinson - how mad is that! Thanks Joe, lovely to hear ...

S11 Ep 481 Regular Guest: TV Joe and a ‘Name That Age’ Quiz

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

TV Joe’s just back from a trip to Nashville USA. So David and Joe kick things off by finding out how that all went and also ask him a lot of questio...

S11 Ep 481 Regular Guest: TV Joe and a ‘Name That Age’ Quiz

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

TV Joe’s just back from a trip to Nashville USA. So David and Joe kick things off by finding out how that all went and also ask him a lot of questio...

S11 Ep 480: The Drugs Episode

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s episode begins all very innocently, with David and Joe talking about waterproof watches and looking at some old photos of themselves. But wh...

S11 Ep 480: The Drugs Episode

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s episode begins all very innocently, with David and Joe talking about waterproof watches and looking at some old photos of themselves. But wh...

S11 Ep 479: The Isle of White, the RNLI and a Relocation Gameshow

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s just back from a trip to the Isle of White where he over-ate and also had quite a few compliments from the locals about The Cockfields. Being ...

S11 Ep 479: The Isle of White, the RNLI and a Relocation Gameshow

24 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s just back from a trip to the Isle of White where he over-ate and also had quite a few compliments from the locals about The Cockfields. Being ...

S11 Ep 478: Friday Treat: Listener’s Mailbag 4

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Friday folks - and definitely time for some more emails from the Chatabiscuits. So, after a quick revelation from Joe that he recently went to ...

S11 Ep 478: Friday Treat: Listener’s Mailbag 4

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Friday folks - and definitely time for some more emails from the Chatabiscuits. So, after a quick revelation from Joe that he recently went to ...

S11 Ep 477: Back to St Ives, More Art & A Chat With A Patreon

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As David’s returning to St Ives for another visit soon, Joe tells him about the time he went to the Tate gallery there. So they discuss some of the ...

S11 Ep 477: Back to St Ives, More Art & A Chat With A Patreon

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As David’s returning to St Ives for another visit soon, Joe tells him about the time he went to the Tate gallery there. So they discuss some of the ...

S11 Ep 476: New Pens and Pod Art - Part 2

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Picking up from the previous episode, David and Joe continue with their art discussion and firstly consider what it takes to be good at photography. M...

S11 Ep 476: New Pens and Pod Art - Part 2

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Picking up from the previous episode, David and Joe continue with their art discussion and firstly consider what it takes to be good at photography. M...

S11 Ep 475: New Pens and Pod Art - Part 1

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s just ordered a load of fancy new pens, as he started doing sketches of Cornish cottages whilst on holiday and properly got into it. In an am...

S11 Ep 475: New Pens and Pod Art - Part 1

17 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s just ordered a load of fancy new pens, as he started doing sketches of Cornish cottages whilst on holiday and properly got into it. In an am...

S11 Ep 474 Friday Treat: Listener’s Mailbag 3

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Delving into the Chatabix mailbag once again, we read emails about an actor who was in the Only Fools & Horses spin-off show, advice about weight loss...

S11 Ep 474 Friday Treat: Listener’s Mailbag 3

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Delving into the Chatabix mailbag once again, we read emails about an actor who was in the Only Fools & Horses spin-off show, advice about weight ...

S11 Ep 473 Regular Guest: Natalie Cassidy with an Eastenders Quiz

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a wonderful day at Chatabix Towers as Natalie Cassidy is back with David and Joe for a good old natter. And it’s a proper family affair to be...

S11 Ep 473 Regular Guest: Natalie Cassidy with an Eastenders Quiz

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a wonderful day at Chatabix Towers as Natalie Cassidy is back with David and Joe for a good old natter. And it’s a proper family affair to be...

S11 Ep 472: Tales from the St Ives Museum

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

During David’s recent holiday in Cornwall, he visited the St Ives Museum where he discovered some spooky family history. So he tells Joe all about i...

S11 Ep 472: Tales from the St Ives Museum

11 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

During David’s recent holiday in Cornwall, he visited the St Ives Museum where he discovered some spooky family history. So he tells Joe all about i...

S11 Ep 471: David’s Cancelled Walk

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Worst news - David has hurt his leg and had to cancel his long-planned Two Moors Walk, right before he was supposed to start it. And when he explains ...

S11 Ep 471: David’s Cancelled Walk

10 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Worst news - David has hurt his leg and had to cancel his long-planned Two Moors Walk, right before he was supposed to start it. And when he explains ...

S11 Ep 470 Friday Treat: Listener’s Mailbag 2

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Time to open up the lovely old Chatabix listener’s mailbag once again - and we kick things off with some really old ones. Sorry it’s taken so long...

S11 Ep 470 Friday Treat: Listener’s Mailbag 2

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Time to open up the lovely old Chatabix listener’s mailbag once again - and we kick things off with some really old ones. Sorry it’s taken so long...

S11 Ep 469 Regular Guest: Andy Goldstein (The Nine-Ball Pool King!)

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Andy is back on the Bix! And it’s been such a long time - so David and Joe are really keen to find out what he’s been up to. Well, as it happens h...

S11 Ep 469 Regular Guest: Andy Goldstein (The Nine-Ball Pool King!)

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Andy is back on the Bix! And it’s been such a long time - so David and Joe are really keen to find out what he’s been up to. Well, as it happens h...

S11 Ep 468: David’s At The Dentist Again - Part 2

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We left the last episode on a right cliffhanger, so hold on tight for the big reveal - just how did David get on at the Dental Implant Centre?! But th...

S11 Ep 468: David’s At The Dentist Again - Part 2

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We left the last episode on a right cliffhanger, so hold on tight for the big reveal - just how did David get on at the Dental Implant Centre?! But th...

S11 Ep 467: David’s At The Dentist Again - Part 1

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s about to go back to the dentist for some more work on his teeth - or should that be the Dental Implant Centre? Either way, he’s pretty anx...

S11 Ep 467: David’s At The Dentist Again - Part 1

03 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s about to go back to the dentist for some more work on his teeth - or should that be the Dental Implant Centre? Either way, he’s pretty anx...

S11 Ep 466 Friday Treat: Listener’s Mailbag 1

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In an exciting new addition our Friday Treat shows, David and Joe open up the Chatabix mailbag (well, email account actually) and read out a selection...

S11 Ep 466 Friday Treat: Listener’s Mailbag 1

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In an exciting new addition our Friday Treat shows, David and Joe open up the Chatabix mailbag (well, email account actually) and read out a selection...

S11 Ep 465: Joe’s Embarrassing BBQ Games

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe went to a friend’s BBQ at the weekend, where all the guests played lots of games in the garden. He knows he got very competitive about it all an...

S11 Ep 465: Joe’s Embarrassing BBQ Games

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe went to a friend’s BBQ at the weekend, where all the guests played lots of games in the garden. He knows he got very competitive about it all an...

S11 Ep 464: David’s Beautiful Bath Tour Part 2

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back with David in Bath as he continues his tour of the city - with Joe on Zoom, following him on Google Maps. But they don’t get very far t...

S11 Ep 464: David’s Beautiful Bath Tour Part 2

28 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back with David in Bath as he continues his tour of the city - with Joe on Zoom, following him on Google Maps. But they don’t get very far t...

S11 Ep 463: David’s Beautiful Bath Tour Part 1

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s in the beautiful city of Bath for a few days, to scout for a potential new home - so Joe join’s him on Zoom while he has a drive around. W...

S11 Ep 463: David’s Beautiful Bath Tour Part 1

27 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s in the beautiful city of Bath for a few days, to scout for a potential new home - so Joe join’s him on Zoom while he has a drive around. W...

S11 Ep 462: David’s Bought A Cold Tub

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In some very exciting news, David’s bought a cold tub and of course Joe wants him to get into it on the pod. But for a number of reasons he won’t ...

S11 Ep 462: David’s Bought A Cold Tub

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In some very exciting news, David’s bought a cold tub and of course Joe wants him to get into it on the pod. But for a number of reasons he won’t ...

S11 Ep 461 Special Guest: Tim Oliver - The David Brent Impersonator

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, our very special guest is the world’s best David Brent impersonator, Tim Oliver. So once Joe and David have calmed down after fir...

S11 Ep 461 Special Guest: Tim Oliver - The David Brent Impersonator

21 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s show, our very special guest is the world’s best David Brent impersonator, Tim Oliver. So once Joe and David have calmed down after fir...

S11 Ep 460: Thinking About Getting A Dog

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another electric start to the show with the guys both pumped and ready for action. Not really - this is Monday morning podding after all. Once ...

S11 Ep 460: Thinking About Getting A Dog

20 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s another electric start to the show with the guys both pumped and ready for action. Not really - this is Monday morning podding after all. Once ...

S11 Ep 459 Friday Treat: Pub Jokes 6

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More Friday treats for you courtesy of the Chatabix old pub jokes mail bag. And with Joe in a rather cheeky mood, it’s a right smutty selection this...

S11 Ep 459 Friday Treat: Pub Jokes 6

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More Friday treats for you courtesy of the Chatabix old pub jokes mail bag. And with Joe in a rather cheeky mood, it’s a right smutty selection this...

S11 Ep 458 Regular Guest: TV Joe’s Name That Theme

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks heavens, it’s TV Joe time again. And he’s back with more television-themed quizzes for us. But that’s not before David and Joe have quizz...

S11 Ep 458 Regular Guest: TV Joe’s Name That Theme

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thanks heavens, it’s TV Joe time again. And he’s back with more television-themed quizzes for us. But that’s not before David and Joe have quizz...

S11 Ep 457: David Goes To The Dentist

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s going to the dentist for a filling and is pretty anxious about it as he hasn’t been for ages. So it’s an obvious opportunity to document...

S11 Ep 457: David Goes To The Dentist

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s going to the dentist for a filling and is pretty anxious about it as he hasn’t been for ages. So it’s an obvious opportunity to document...

S11 Ep 456 Drivel 19: Eleven Podcast Discussion Points

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When the guys realise they’ve nothing to talk about on today’s pod, David decides to list all the things that have been on his mind recently. And ...

S11 Ep 456 Drivel 19: Eleven Podcast Discussion Points

13 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When the guys realise they’ve nothing to talk about on today’s pod, David decides to list all the things that have been on his mind recently. And ...

S11 Ep 455 Friday Treat: Coin-Toss Snooker Final

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the day you’ve all been waiting for - the grand final of our Coin-Toss Snooker Tournament! And we’re back in glorious Sheffield with a capa...

S11 Ep 455 Friday Treat: Coin-Toss Snooker Final

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the day you’ve all been waiting for - the grand final of our Coin-Toss Snooker Tournament! And we’re back in glorious Sheffield with a capa...

S11 Ep 454: Usual Drivel: A Female Joe and Getting Older

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Despite David feeling a little bit iffy, he and Joe plough on with today’s show and start off by imagining what Joe would be like as a woman. And th...

S11 Ep 454: Usual Drivel: A Female Joe and Getting Older

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Despite David feeling a little bit iffy, he and Joe plough on with today’s show and start off by imagining what Joe would be like as a woman. And th...

S11 Ep 453: The Constable of Camping - Joe Goes Camping Pt 2

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More tales of woe from Joe’s recent campaign trip. Find out whether things improved at all on his second day in the glorious Sussex countryside, and...

S11 Ep 453: The Constable of Camping - Joe Goes Camping Pt 2

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More tales of woe from Joe’s recent campaign trip. Find out whether things improved at all on his second day in the glorious Sussex countryside, and...

S11 Ep 452 Usual Drivel: Joe Goes Camping Pt 1

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s just back from a weekend away camping with Petra and a load of their friends. He’d revealed to David beforehand that he really wasn’t look...

S11 Ep 452 Usual Drivel: Joe Goes Camping Pt 1

06 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s just back from a weekend away camping with Petra and a load of their friends. He’d revealed to David beforehand that he really wasn’t look...

S11 Ep 451 Friday Treat: The Podcast Charts Quiz

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe come up with an idea to play a game based on the podcast charts. They get over excited and really enjoy themselves. Pathetic really. Dav...

S11 Ep 451 Friday Treat: The Podcast Charts Quiz

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David and Joe come up with an idea to play a game based on the podcast charts. They get over excited and really enjoy themselves. Pathetic really. Dav...

S11 Ep 450 Usual Drivel: Room Service vs Fruit & Mozzarella

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David stayed at a London hotel last night and is shattered after a late night out in Soho. He’s also feeling very old after being around so many tre...

S11 Ep 450 Usual Drivel: Room Service vs Fruit & Mozzarella

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David stayed at a London hotel last night and is shattered after a late night out in Soho. He’s also feeling very old after being around so many tre...

S11 Ep 449 Usual Drivel: Pembrokeshire and House Extensions

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s just back from a holiday in Pembrokeshire, so he tells David about what he got up to. Unfortunately the weather wasn’t great but he did bump...

S11 Ep 449 Usual Drivel: Pembrokeshire and House Extensions

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe’s just back from a holiday in Pembrokeshire, so he tells David about what he got up to. Unfortunately the weather wasn’t great but he did bump...

S11 Ep 448 Usual Drivel: David’s New Bathroom Chaos

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re not gonna lie, it’s a haphazard start to the opening of the show. But once things have settled down, Joe and David start chatting about hous...

S11 Ep 448 Usual Drivel: David’s New Bathroom Chaos

30 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re not gonna lie, it’s a haphazard start to the opening of the show. But once things have settled down, Joe and David start chatting about hous...

S11 Ep 447 Regular Guest: TV Joe's Family Fortunes

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another visit from TV Joe, who’s back with a new (or should that be old?) TV gameshow for David and Joe to play - Family Fortunes! First up...

S11 Ep 447 Regular Guest: TV Joe's Family Fortunes

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Time for another visit from TV Joe, who’s back with a new (or should that be old?) TV gameshow for David and Joe to play - Family Fortunes! First up...

S11 Ep 446 Usual Drivel: The Wedding Speech Debrief

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the first time that the guys have spoken since David did his best man speech, and Joe’s really keen to find out how things went. But first th...

S11 Ep 446 Usual Drivel: The Wedding Speech Debrief

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the first time that the guys have spoken since David did his best man speech, and Joe’s really keen to find out how things went. But first th...

S11 Ep 445 Usual Drivel: The Day Before David’s Best Man Speech

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the day before David’s best man speech and his best friend Mike’s wedding day, of course. So Joe and David have a lot to talk about - from ...

S11 Ep 445 Usual Drivel: The Day Before David’s Best Man Speech

23 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s the day before David’s best man speech and his best friend Mike’s wedding day, of course. So Joe and David have a lot to talk about - from ...

S10 Ep 444 Friday Treat: Pub Jokes 5

21 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time to kickstart your weekend with another cracking Chatabix selection of old-school pub jokes. So expect loads and loads and loads of laughs ...

S10 Ep 444 Friday Treat: Pub Jokes 5

21 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s time to kickstart your weekend with another cracking Chatabix selection of old-school pub jokes. So expect loads and loads and loads of laughs ...

S10 Ep 443 Ad Hoc Drivel: David Goes To Watch The National

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s just been to see one of his favourite bands The National, who were performing a concert at the Eden Project in Cornwall. He was shattered fo...

S10 Ep 443 Ad Hoc Drivel: David Goes To Watch The National

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David’s just been to see one of his favourite bands The National, who were performing a concert at the Eden Project in Cornwall. He was shattered fo...

S10 Ep 442 Ad Hoc Drivel: Joe at the Ibiza Proms

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe went to an Ibiza Proms concert on Brighton beach at the weekend and David wants to know everything about it. Unsurprisingly, Joe wasn’t in his c...

S10 Ep 442 Ad Hoc Drivel: Joe at the Ibiza Proms

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joe went to an Ibiza Proms concert on Brighton beach at the weekend and David wants to know everything about it. Unsurprisingly, Joe wasn’t in his c...