Distractible
Episodes
Beware The Candy Uncle...
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy. Learn mor...
Bad Habits
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter! Learn more about your ad c...
Cryptids Are Scary
10 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptid...
The Perfect Meal
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Failed Resolutions
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Y...
Christmas Gone Wrong
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Humanity Is Bad
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...
Never Give Up
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous fa...
That One Guy
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys? Learn more about your...
Young & Stupid
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We Are All Going To Die
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise? Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
Old Men
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Fears & Fetishes
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a ...
I Was Wrong...
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong... Learn more abou...
Dangerous Coasters
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of... Learn ...
Dating Advice
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around....
Lies From Parents
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told th...
Life Plan
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse… Learn more abo...
King of Meat
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats...
Dreams & Nightmares
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams. Learn more abo...
How Dare You
06 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance...
Oh Sh*t Moments
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind... Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...
How to Make a Best Friend
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Future
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate?...
Happy Funerals
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes w...
Kids Are Stupid
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it wi...
Perfect Crime
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...
Synchronicity
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
Hold My Beer
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...
Conventions
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to biza...
Bob's Fridge
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Supernatural
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about...
Fake Tech
14 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and i...
Camping
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie...
Transportation
31 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will be, taking many wrong turns in the process... Lea...
Body Odor
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic a...
Hair
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient G...
Trailer: Distractible
14 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or other...