Distractible

I'm Better

29 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate p...

Bob Wins This Episode

26 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What I Want

22 May 2023

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A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now. Learn more about you...

Artificial Intelligence

19 May 2023

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Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say? Learn more about yo...

The Burls [Bonus Episode]

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch...

Hypocrisy?

15 May 2023

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The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

Will You Press The Button?

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get...

The Wheel of Fate

08 May 2023

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A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode. Learn more about your ad ch...

Three Peens In A Pod

05 May 2023

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Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't? Learn more a...

Bread

01 May 2023

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Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ohio Stuff

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...

Riddles & Rhymes

24 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who's Better?

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place? Lea...

Million Dollars, But...

17 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade against a mischievous Bob. Learn more about your a...

Wade's Questions

14 Apr 2023

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Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...

Our Firsts

10 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adch...

Would You Rather (Part 2)

07 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...

Video Game Tier List (Part 2)

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...

Wonders of Our World

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~thei...

Self Actualization

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements...

Just Relax

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations. Learn more ...

The Fairest Episode Ever

20 Mar 2023

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Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

The Shoe Game

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game. Learn more...

Good Advice?

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid.  P.S. Don't forget to look out for another ne...

Distractible: Video Now (Trailer)!

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Good evening gentle... viewers?!? We have a very special announcement to make: Distractible is now a Spotify Video Exclusive podcast!! Watch Video Now...

Am I The Asshole?

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAssh...

The Emmy Losing Episode

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic (making the ideal video game!) which goes horribly wrong (no one can decide on anything!). Learn ...

Distractible: The Musical

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The guys star in an improvised musical about... video game news... or anything on the Internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices...

The Masks We Wear

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On a more serious note, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put on masks, and whether those masked versions of us are t...

Profession Confessions

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of us speaks in riddles...the other speaks in rhymes...and the other one hosts a conversation surrounding uncomfortable early job stories. Learn m...

Friendship Test: Mark Edition

06 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test care of some Mark-based trivia! Learn more about your ad choic...

Wade's Silly Choices

30 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, ...

Bob's Baby

23 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Listener discretion advised (pregnancy complications...

The Ick

16 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick." Learn more about yo...

You Member?

09 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were some of the guys' first memories? How does memory act...

Good Bad Habits

02 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actually good yet? Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

The Perfect Day

26 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE Nor...

Don't Say Christmas

19 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to ...

We're NOT Getting Old

12 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile. Learn mor...

One Paw In The Grave

05 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Li...

I Tried So Hard And I Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter

28 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to ...

Thank You

21 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of course converts to numerical point values. -- Grab you...

Would You Rather

14 Nov 2022

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Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podc...

Devil's Advocate

07 Nov 2022

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Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors. ...

Candy Tier List

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Change

24 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANG...

Big or Small

17 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items. Learn more abo...

The Bait Debate

10 Oct 2022

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Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Naked

03 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Video Game Tier List

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more! Learn more a...

Broken News

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news a...

Solving The Unsolvable

12 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries... Learn more about your ad choices....

Musical Memories

05 Sep 2022

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First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments. Learn more about your ad c...

Go With Your Gut

29 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings. Learn more abou...

Bob Doesn't Know

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...

The Distractible Gameshow

15 Aug 2022

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Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?" Learn more about your ad ch...

Fast Food Tier List

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots! Learn more abo...

The Boys Bet It All

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deduct...

Before We Die

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...

Conspiracy Theories

18 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy...

Worst World Records

11 Jul 2022

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Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records. Learn more about your ad ch...

Anything Goes

04 Jul 2022

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Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Atrocities of Summer

27 Jun 2022

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Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...

Don't Laugh

20 Jun 2022

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Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who's The Worst

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...

The Bobs & The Bees

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...

We Got Screwed

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!! ...

F*ck You Energy

23 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss! Learn more about your ad cho...

Wade's Secret Words

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect ...

So Bad It's Good

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good. Learn more about y...

Aliens Among Us

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our ...

Oh No, The Future UwU

25 Apr 2022

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Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...

Serotonin

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive...

We Die On Your Hills

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most up...

Self Confidence

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doub...

Superstitions

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.” Lear...

Disappointing Our Parents

21 Mar 2022

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Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents. Learn more about your ad choi...

Pet Stories

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

Hill I Will Die On

07 Mar 2022

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Prepare for a lot of hot takes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Criminally Subliminal

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they ap...

Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Distractible Threesome

14 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.” Learn more about you...

Waste of Money

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more! Learn more abou...

Funniest Joke In The World

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results! Learn mor...

Beware The Candy Uncle...

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy. Learn mor...

Bad Habits

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter! Learn more about your ad c...

Cryptids Are Scary

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptid...

The Perfect Meal

03 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Failed Resolutions

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Y...

Christmas Gone Wrong

20 Dec 2021

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The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Humanity Is Bad

13 Dec 2021

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Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...

Never Give Up

06 Dec 2021

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Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous fa...

That One Guy

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys? Learn more about your...

Young & Stupid

22 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We Are All Going To Die

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise? Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Old Men

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fears & Fetishes

01 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a ...

I Was Wrong...

25 Oct 2021

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The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong... Learn more abou...

Dangerous Coasters

18 Oct 2021

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The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of... Learn ...

Dating Advice

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around....