Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
One Paw In The Grave
05 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences...
I Tried So Hard And I Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history...
Thank You
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of cour...
Would You Rather
14 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scena...
Devil's Advocate
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, an...
Candy Tier List
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed! Learn more about y...
Change
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it...
Big or Small
17 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinio...
The Bait Debate
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait. Learn more about your ad c...
Naked
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked. Learn more about yo...
Video Game Tier List
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out wher...
Broken News
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob ...
Solving The Unsolvable
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these gr...
Musical Memories
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to...
Go With Your Gut
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about t...
Bob Doesn't Know
22 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dar...
The Distractible Gameshow
15 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own s...
Fast Food Tier List
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank th...
The Boys Bet It All
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to...
Before We Die
25 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items. ...
Conspiracy Theories
18 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully no...
Worst World Records
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and dis...
Anything Goes
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...
The Atrocities of Summer
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man? ...
Don't Laugh
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter. Learn more about you...
Who's The Worst
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter... Learn more about...
The Bobs & The Bees
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can. Learn more abo...
We Got Screwed
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservati...
F*ck You Energy
23 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways....
Wade's Secret Words
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mar...
So Bad It's Good
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they ...
Aliens Among Us
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to dis...
Oh No, The Future UwU
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic. Learn ...
Serotonin
18 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Edu...
We Die On Your Hills
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit...
Self Confidence
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tri...
Superstitions
28 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how comp...
Disappointing Our Parents
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they ...
Pet Stories
14 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up! Lea...
Hill I Will Die On
07 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Prepare for a lot of hot takes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...
Criminally Subliminal
28 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic comme...
Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
The Distractible Threesome
14 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Qu...
Waste of Money
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile...
Funniest Joke In The World
31 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI w...
Beware The Candy Uncle...
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solut...
Bad Habits
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one...
Cryptids Are Scary
10 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary sto...
The Perfect Meal
03 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations. Learn more about your ad...
Failed Resolutions
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today t...
Christmas Gone Wrong
20 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are. Learn more about y...
Humanity Is Bad
13 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well… ...
Never Give Up
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find s...
That One Guy
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. W...
Young & Stupid
22 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos! Learn more about your...
We Are All Going To Die
15 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ulti...
Old Men
08 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...
Fears & Fetishes
01 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears ...
I Was Wrong...
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys hu...
Dangerous Coasters
18 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetic...
Dating Advice
11 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date i...
Lies From Parents
04 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the trut...
Life Plan
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would h...
King of Meat
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade...
Dreams & Nightmares
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they ex...
How Dare You
06 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys di...
Oh Sh*t Moments
30 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear le...
How to Make a Best Friend
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend... Learn more about your ad c...
Future
16 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past pre...
Happy Funerals
09 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offer...
Kids Are Stupid
02 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with bann...
Perfect Crime
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?" ...
Synchronicity
19 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, an...
Hold My Beer
12 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days… ...
Conventions
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that com...
Bob's Fridge
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed. Learn more about your ad...
Supernatural
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children w...
Fake Tech
14 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode ...
Camping
07 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his format...
Transportation
31 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will...
Body Odor
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the tru...
Hair
17 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair rem...
Trailer: Distractible
14 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoug...