Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
That's Stupid, Let's Do It
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidit...
Evil League of Evil
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos...
"Not" "Financial" "Advice"
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally...
Bits That Didn't Fits [Bonus Episode]
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to finally open up the Distractible Vault, and take a peak at some unused bits that never ...
Live, Laugh, Lose
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to d...
You're Dumb, We're Smart, Here's Why
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophica...
PowerWash Pals: Tyler [Bonus Episode]
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is power washing a sport? Either way, the hosts of "Go! My Favorite Sport Team" get down and dirty, ...
Return Of The Gingerdead Man
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top...
Actually Nothing
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Look deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode. ...
Appeasing Our A.I. Overlords
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode...
Self Diagnosis, Best Diagnosis
24 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD. Learn more about...
PowerWash Pals: Bob [Bonus Episode]
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another PowerWash Pals Powerwashing Podcast. This time with another "and friend," Bob. Le...
Boy, I Miss That
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the ...
Voice Me, Dammit!
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could sp...
PowerWash Pals: Wade [Bonus Episode]
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark takes Wade through his first time playing PowerWash Simulator. Learn more about your ad choices...
Bullsh*t
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about bullsh*t. That's pretty much it. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
News Everyone!
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once. Learn more ab...
Curious Conspiracy Corner
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of consp...
No Thank You
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THA...
The Pre Of Life
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the m...
King Of Horror Hill
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as th...
Tricks or Tropes?
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on ...
Boo?!
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss ...
Worth It
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob a...
I Don't Know What I Expected
13 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if t...
These Are Gaffes?
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, ...
Illegal Advice
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can'...
Wade, Bob, and Friend
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bob and Wade punish Mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Distractible Riddle Realm
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark rips off Bob and Mandy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Front Page News
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blow...
Bob's Confusing Words
22 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed ...
Mark Hates The Moon
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of...
Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the sho...
Distractible Escape Room
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes...
Wade's Food Questions
08 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" ...
Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List (Part 2)
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One...
Markiplier and Friends
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird n...
Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" o...
Philoso-NO
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and en...
Doing It Wrong
21 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discu...
Why Animal There?
18 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't. Lea...
Feels Like Home
14 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities...
Subreddit Enemy No. 1
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractibl...
Dicebreakers!
07 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the...
Aliens Among Us (Part 2)
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, ...
Distractible Tier List
31 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out...
Reading
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the ti...
Mac Vs. PC
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watc...
I Quit (Part 2)
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, da...
Microplastics Solved Forever
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as ...
You Ever Feel A Feel?
14 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit ...
I Quit (Part 1)
10 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional advent...
Whimsical Headlines
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4... Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
It's Mark's Birthday
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments...
YouTubers For YouTubers
23 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommend...
Weird (Part 3)
19 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird...
Weird (Part 2)
16 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah......
Weird
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own w...
Rage
09 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage... Learn more ...
I Wasn't Ready
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't rea...
Listener Q&A
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question...
I'm Better
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can b...
Bob Wins This Episode
26 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads. Learn more about your ad c...
What I Want
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civi...
Artificial Intelligence
19 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is thi...
The Burls [Bonus Episode]
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault."...
Hypocrisy?
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites! Learn more about ...
Will You Press The Button?
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BU...
The Wheel of Fate
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, someho...
Three Peens In A Pod
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips h...
Bread
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread. Learn more about your ad ch...
Ohio Stuff
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they h...
Riddles & Rhymes
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes... Learn more about your ad cho...
Who's Better?
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what bec...
Million Dollars, But...
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade ...
Wade's Questions
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw to...
Our Firsts
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences. Learn more ab...
Would You Rather (Part 2)
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather. Learn mor...
Video Game Tier List (Part 2)
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list. Learn more abo...
Wonders of Our World
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them ...
Self Actualization
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and tal...
Just Relax
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some ca...
The Fairest Episode Ever
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair. Lea...
The Shoe Game
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each...
Good Advice?
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covi...
Distractible: Video Now (Trailer)!
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Good evening gentle... viewers?!? We have a very special announcement to make: Distractible is now a...
Am I The Asshole?
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only...
The Emmy Losing Episode
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic (making the ideal video game!) which goes horri...
Distractible: The Musical
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys star in an improvised musical about... video game news... or anything on the Internet. Lear...
The Masks We Wear
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On a more serious note, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put on ma...
Profession Confessions
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
One of us speaks in riddles...the other speaks in rhymes...and the other one hosts a conversation su...
Friendship Test: Mark Edition
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test care of some...
Wade's Silly Choices
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilariou...
Bob's Baby
23 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Li...
The Ick
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusiv...
You Member?
09 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were som...
Good Bad Habits
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actual...
The Perfect Day
26 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in t...
Don't Say Christmas
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE Nor...
We're NOT Getting Old
12 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to ...