Distractible

Squid Game Too

02 Feb 2024

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Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions. Learn more about your ad ch...

Chess 3

29 Jan 2024

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Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3! Learn more about your ad choices....

Breaking News (Part One) [Bonus Episode]

27 Jan 2024

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We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the ...

We're Getting Older

26 Jan 2024

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Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older....

Wade Wins

22 Jan 2024

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You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we? Learn more about y...

Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour

19 Jan 2024

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Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade. Learn more about your ad ...

Lens Chats With Mark: Part Two [Bonus Episode]

17 Jan 2024

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Hop back into Bob's living room as the dudes discuss Mark's new hobby, Wade's YouTuber secrets, and a whole lot of pee. Learn more about your ad choic...

How Do You Know?

15 Jan 2024

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Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gifts, Holes, and Powers

12 Jan 2024

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Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lens Chats With Mark: Part One [Bonus Episode]

10 Jan 2024

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Take a seat with the dudes in Bob's living room and join this casual conversation about improv mishaps, 3D porn shows, and... (drumroll) Mark's lenses...

What Distractible Stands For

08 Jan 2024

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The guys decide to put their reputations on the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We Forgot To Stretch

05 Jan 2024

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Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching. Learn more abo...

New Year, New Brain

01 Jan 2024

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Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI. Learn ...

We Hate Christmas

29 Dec 2023

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Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season. Learn more about your ...

Confusing Christmas Words

25 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise...

That's Stupid, Let's Do It

22 Dec 2023

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Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...

Evil League of Evil

18 Dec 2023

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Let out your best maniacal laugh for Bob, Mark, and Wade as they explore their villainous alter egos and compete for a seat on the "Evil League of Evi...

"Not" "Financial" "Advice"

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mark, Bob, and Wade are gonna show you how to make serious bank and get rich fast with these totally legit and definitely NOT illegal tips. Learn more...

Bits That Didn't Fits [Bonus Episode]

13 Dec 2023

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It's time to finally open up the Distractible Vault, and take a peak at some unused bits that never saw the light of day... until now. Learn more abou...

Live, Laugh, Lose

11 Dec 2023

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Wade, Bob, and Mark talk about how they balance stress, relaxation, and work ethic in their day to day lives. Also everything Mark says is wrong, and ...

You're Dumb, We're Smart, Here's Why

08 Dec 2023

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Hear us out. And when we're done, don't say anything. Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss their philosophical opinions on past, present, and future generation...

PowerWash Pals: Tyler [Bonus Episode]

07 Dec 2023

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Is power washing a sport? Either way, the hosts of "Go! My Favorite Sport Team" get down and dirty, then clean in this new episode of PowerWash Pals. ...

Return Of The Gingerdead Man

04 Dec 2023

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Wade, Bob, and Mark put holiday characters head to head with each other, to see who comes out on top. But who could possibly beat the derisiveness of ...

Actually Nothing

01 Dec 2023

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Look deep into our eyes... what do you see? Nothing? Yep, that pretty much sums up today's episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch...

Appeasing Our A.I. Overlords

27 Nov 2023

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A.I. is going to take over sooner or later, so the guys may as well use it's suggestions for episode topics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

Self Diagnosis, Best Diagnosis

24 Nov 2023

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Dr. Markiplier completely legitimately and credibly screens Bob and Wade for ADHD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...

PowerWash Pals: Bob [Bonus Episode]

22 Nov 2023

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Welcome to another PowerWash Pals Powerwashing Podcast. This time with another "and friend," Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoic...

Boy, I Miss That

20 Nov 2023

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Wade tells the epic story of his terrifying journey to pick up and deliver a wedding cake. Plus the guys reminisce about the nostalgic things they mis...

Voice Me, Dammit!

17 Nov 2023

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The guys talk Mark's volcano scare, bad airports, and the voices animals would have if they could speak. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...

PowerWash Pals: Wade [Bonus Episode]

15 Nov 2023

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Mark takes Wade through his first time playing PowerWash Simulator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bullsh*t

13 Nov 2023

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Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about bullsh*t. That's pretty much it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

News Everyone!

10 Nov 2023

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Mark's all out of ideas, Bob is confused and scared, and Wade actually tries for once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adch...

Curious Conspiracy Corner

06 Nov 2023

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Bob, Wade, and Mark attempt to separate fact from fiction, venturing into the curious world of conspiracy theories. Maybe even a little too far... Lea...

No Thank You

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list to...

The Pre Of Life

30 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world. Learn more about ...

King Of Horror Hill

27 Oct 2023

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From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain? Learn more about your a...

Tricks or Tropes?

23 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow... Learn more about your a...

Boo?!

20 Oct 2023

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Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying. Learn more ...

Worth It

16 Oct 2023

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Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are wor...

I Don't Know What I Expected

13 Oct 2023

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Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place... Le...

These Are Gaffes?

09 Oct 2023

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The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to...

Illegal Advice

06 Oct 2023

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Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or...

Wade, Bob, and Friend

02 Oct 2023

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Bob and Wade punish Mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Distractible Riddle Realm

29 Sep 2023

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Mark rips off Bob and Mandy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Front Page News

25 Sep 2023

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Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure ...

Bob's Confusing Words

22 Sep 2023

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If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insa...

Mark Hates The Moon

18 Sep 2023

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Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any sim...

Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?

15 Sep 2023

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Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't...

Distractible Escape Room

11 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles? Learn more about your...

Wade's Food Questions

08 Sep 2023

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In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer. Learn mor...

Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List (Part 2)

04 Sep 2023

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Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...

Markiplier and Friends

01 Sep 2023

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Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space. Learn more about your ad choices. ...

Five Nights at Freddy’s Tier List

28 Aug 2023

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The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

Philoso-NO

25 Aug 2023

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An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything re...

Doing It Wrong

21 Aug 2023

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Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily bas...

Why Animal There?

18 Aug 2023

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Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

Feels Like Home

14 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohi...

Subreddit Enemy No. 1

11 Aug 2023

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Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas. Learn more about your ad choices....

Dicebreakers!

07 Aug 2023

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The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'n...

Aliens Among Us (Part 2)

04 Aug 2023

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It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings m...

Distractible Tier List

31 Jul 2023

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Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favori...

Reading

28 Jul 2023

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Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure. Learn more about your ad choices. ...

Mac Vs. PC

24 Jul 2023

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The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's ...

I Quit (Part 2)

21 Jul 2023

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We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, dangerous, and embarrassing professions that made th...

Microplastics Solved Forever

17 Jul 2023

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Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as Bob & Wade go head to head in the ultimate debate ...

You Ever Feel A Feel?

14 Jul 2023

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It's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit them right in the feels. Learn more about your ad ...

I Quit (Part 1)

10 Jul 2023

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The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional adventure from the ER to South Korea, and Bob blames Wad...

Whimsical Headlines

30 Jun 2023

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This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's Mark's Birthday

26 Jun 2023

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Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...

YouTubers For YouTubers

23 Jun 2023

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What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show! Learn more about your ad c...

Weird (Part 3)

19 Jun 2023

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But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate. Learn more a...

Weird (Part 2)

16 Jun 2023

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Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode. L...

Weird

12 Jun 2023

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Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...

Rage

09 Jun 2023

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Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/ad...

I Wasn't Ready

05 Jun 2023

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College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood. Learn more abo...

Listener Q&A

02 Jun 2023

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Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out! Learn more about...

I'm Better

29 May 2023

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Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate p...

Bob Wins This Episode

26 May 2023

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The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What I Want

22 May 2023

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A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now. Learn more about you...

Artificial Intelligence

19 May 2023

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Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say? Learn more about yo...

The Burls [Bonus Episode]

17 May 2023

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Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch...

Hypocrisy?

15 May 2023

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The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

Will You Press The Button?

12 May 2023

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You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get...

The Wheel of Fate

08 May 2023

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A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode. Learn more about your ad ch...

Three Peens In A Pod

05 May 2023

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Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't? Learn more a...

Bread

01 May 2023

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Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ohio Stuff

28 Apr 2023

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The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...

Riddles & Rhymes

24 Apr 2023

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Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who's Better?

21 Apr 2023

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Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place? Lea...

Million Dollars, But...

17 Apr 2023

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Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade against a mischievous Bob. Learn more about your a...

Wade's Questions

14 Apr 2023

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Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...

Our Firsts

10 Apr 2023

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Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adch...

Would You Rather (Part 2)

07 Apr 2023

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The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...

Video Game Tier List (Part 2)

03 Apr 2023

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Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...

Wonders of Our World

31 Mar 2023

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Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~thei...

Self Actualization

27 Mar 2023

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Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements...

Just Relax

24 Mar 2023

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If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations. Learn more ...

The Fairest Episode Ever

20 Mar 2023

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Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

The Shoe Game

17 Mar 2023

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Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game. Learn more...

Good Advice?

13 Mar 2023

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Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid.  P.S. Don't forget to look out for another ne...