Distractible

Does Order Matters?

30 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

New additions to the "Distractible Trigger Kit": a sandwich, a bowl of cereal, and un-torn wrapping paper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit po...

New Year, Old Us

27 Dec 2024

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Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Merry Christmas, Bob!

23 Dec 2024

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Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

[Insert Topic Here]

20 Dec 2024

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[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's Wrong With Video Games?

16 Dec 2024

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Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark of Theseus

13 Dec 2024

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Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Cost Is Correct

09 Dec 2024

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If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Co...

Bob's Fridge (Part 2)

06 Dec 2024

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There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge. Learn more about your ad choi...

Top 10 Things

02 Dec 2024

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Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories. Learn more about your ad choic...

Wade For President

29 Nov 2024

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Together, we can Make America Wade Again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Florida or No Florida?

25 Nov 2024

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Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nah, I'd Win (Part 2)

22 Nov 2024

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Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Election Episode

18 Nov 2024

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Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig ...

Wade Is Sopping

15 Nov 2024

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Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get Mad Libs

11 Nov 2024

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Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Edutainment!

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal. Learn more ab...

Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour (Part 2)

04 Nov 2024

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Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.co...

Definitely Real Things

01 Nov 2024

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The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Never Hug Your Teacher

28 Oct 2024

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Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Movie Villain Awards

25 Oct 2024

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Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give? Learn more ...

Two Sentence Horror Stories

21 Oct 2024

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Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge. Learn more about your ad choices. V...

QUITTER!

18 Oct 2024

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You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Parlor Games

14 Oct 2024

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It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being r...

Get More Stupider (Part 2)

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Try New Things

07 Oct 2024

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The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things. Learn more about your ad choices...

What Song Do You See?

04 Oct 2024

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Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

The Most Cursed Moments

30 Sep 2024

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With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in...

All Nighters

27 Sep 2024

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We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Episode You Can Taste

23 Sep 2024

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This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...

Nah, I'd Win

20 Sep 2024

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It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game. Learn more abou...

WikiHow About Now?

16 Sep 2024

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Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title. Lear...

Talent

13 Sep 2024

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Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent. Learn more about your ad choices. ...

Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed! Learn more a...

Bob's Secret Words

06 Sep 2024

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Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...

Conspiracy. CHANGE!

02 Sep 2024

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Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastc...

We Won't Get Banned For This (NSFW)

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adcho...

Mark's Secret Words

26 Aug 2024

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Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....

The Dumb Of Introverts

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On Success

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastc...

Get More Stupider

16 Aug 2024

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Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Big or Small (Part 2)

12 Aug 2024

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The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...

Wade's Secret Words (Part 2)

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adch...

The Last Great Debate

05 Aug 2024

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Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Worm Love

02 Aug 2024

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Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tongue Twisters

29 Jul 2024

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Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Theater Of The Mind

26 Jul 2024

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The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Glauber Salt

22 Jul 2024

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This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....

A Special Message For Our Listeners

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adch...

Red 40, Set Hut!

15 Jul 2024

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Red red dye, goes to Mark's head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sorry For My Singing

12 Jul 2024

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Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Dumb of Humanity

08 Jul 2024

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I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Saving You Money!

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Because the only money you should be spending is at distractiblestore.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Best Of Times, Worst Of Times

01 Jul 2024

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The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being. Learn more about your ad choices. ...

It's Mark's Birthday (Part 2)

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls! Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

20 Easy Questions

24 Jun 2024

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Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We Might Have Started The Fire

21 Jun 2024

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Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Room Where It Happened

17 Jun 2024

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The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoi...

We Should Buy A Movie Theater!

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies! Learn more about your a...

The Inaugural Boat Episode

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constit...

Shotgun Roulette

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

Two Truths And A Lie

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

My Body Betrayed Me

31 May 2024

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Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Naming 100 Women

27 May 2024

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100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

World Wade Supremacy

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline* Learn more abo...

1000 Hour Energy

20 May 2024

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Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com...

It's Over, It's Done

17 May 2024

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Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....

There Is No Excuse

13 May 2024

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There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoice...

Animal Noises

10 May 2024

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Old Mark-plier had a farm. E. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

20 More Questions (At Least)

06 May 2024

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Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions! Learn more about your ad ...

At Least 20 Questions

03 May 2024

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Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.co...

Bad Or Worse

29 Apr 2024

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What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices...

The Cursed Man

26 Apr 2024

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Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Uplifting Children's Stories

22 Apr 2024

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Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James. Learn more about your ad choices. V...

Chugging Hot Tub Water

19 Apr 2024

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Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...

Cake Or AI Too

15 Apr 2024

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Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch...

Cake or AI?

12 Apr 2024

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Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch...

The Best Episode Of Distractible Anyone Has Seen or Heard Ever

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe. Learn more about...

Do You Fear Death-uh?

05 Apr 2024

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Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...

Wrong Answers Only

01 Apr 2024

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Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

No Topic Left Beef

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...

Old Is Awesome

25 Mar 2024

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It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoic...

Power

22 Mar 2024

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With great power, comes great Distractibility. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How To Milk Your Dinosaur

18 Mar 2024

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Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pants

15 Mar 2024

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Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tear Down These Balls

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....

We Are The Main Character

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...

Midfacemaxxing [Bonus Episode]

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podca...

Games Are Getting Older

04 Mar 2024

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Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mark Is A Visionary [Bonus Episode]

02 Mar 2024

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Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoi...

It's Okay, We're Engineers

01 Mar 2024

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This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...

This Is Our Roman Empire

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas...

We're Filthy Rich! [Bonus Episode]

24 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you. Learn mo...

You’ll Never Believe What Happened

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Council of Distractible

19 Feb 2024

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Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible. Lea...

Wade Games

16 Feb 2024

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They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them ...

Wade Wins (Part 2)

12 Feb 2024

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All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our ...

Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode]

10 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test

09 Feb 2024

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Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy." Learn more about your a...

I CAN FLY!

05 Feb 2024

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Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode]

04 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible stud...