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Rory & Mal Don't Know Ball | Victor Cruz
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of "Rory & Mal Don't Know Ball", the guys are joined by Super Bowl Champion and New York Giants legend, Victor Cruz! Rory and Mal ...
Episode 358 | Cast Away
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our mini vacation is over and we get right back to it asking Baby D about her birthday celebration in Houston, Rory spent his time off going to a psyc...
Episode 357 | Becoming The World's DJ (w/ D-Nice)
28 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We got a legend in the building! Rory and Mal are honored to be joined by a pioneer of hip-hop - the "World's DJ", D-Nice. The guys kick off the inter...
Rory & Mal Don't Know Ball | Michael Johnson
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of Rory & Mal Don't Know Ball, the guys are joined by 12x gold medalist and Track & Field legend, Michael Johnson. Rory and Ma...
Episode 356 | Morning Routine
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And we’re back! After Rory gets lost in “Worst Take Inception”, we celebrate Baby D’s birthday. Mal’s giving her next Mo...
Episode 355 | Vacu-glide
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TGIF! After a quick chat about our week - Rory has a StoveGod update - we discuss the drama currently going on with Jess Hilarious and The Breakfast C...
Rory & Mal Don't Know Ball | Andraya Carter
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of "Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by ESPN Basketball Analyst, Host, and Reporter, Andraya Carter. Rory and Mal discuss T.I's in...
Episode 354 | Thin Mint Mafia
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday to our new listeners and our true listeners. We’re back after a fun-filled weekend. Demaris & Rory were outside engaging in gr...
Episode 353 | Bad Takes Never Heal
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Breaking: Rory is getting killed by the internet for his Doechii take (and some would say rightfully so). His lawyers have drafted an apology and we c...
Rory & Mal Don't Know Ball | Tim Hardaway
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of "Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by NBA Hall of Famer, Tim Hardaway. Rory and Mal get a feel for what it was like playing in t...
Episode 352 | Red Flags
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Top of the top! Mal was outside this weekend, and tells his story of why that is such a rare occurrence. Lebron James wanted SMOKE over his legacy - a...
Episode 351 | Superstar
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week has been super busy, and the gang has been outside! We quickly run through their week’s activities (sort of) and then get into Casey A...
Rory & Mal Don't Know Ball | Lexie Brown
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of "Rory and Mal Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by Seattle Storm Guard Lexie Brown. Rory and Mal get Lexie's take on growing up ...
Episode 350 | Space Cakes
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh off the epic Rory vs Demaris Pusha T Bars Battle, we get back on the mic to crown an official winner. Tank Davis and Lamont Roach fought to a dr...
Episode 349 | $30 Lunch
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's never a bad idea to bring a Twitter debate onto the pod. We discuss if $30 for lunch on Valentine's Day is "low effort". The Stud Steppers dance ...
Rory & Mal Don't Know Ball | Darren Waller
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode of "Rory and Mal Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by former Oakland Raider, New York Giant, and NFL Pro Bowler, Darren Waller. Ror...
Episode 348 | Deep Is An Understatement
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today is a good day. Demaris dropped an egg, and J. Cole dropped new bars (11:33). Freddie Gibbs also dropped a not-so-cryptic message about Cole&rsqu...
Episode 347 | Not Guilty
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TGIF! I know you guys are as happy to hear from us as New Edition was at their latest meet and greet. But no one on earth is happier than A$AP Rocky, ...
Rory & Mal Don't Know Ball | Pacman Jones
20 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On the first episode of "Rory and Mal Don't Know Ball" the guys are joined by former All-Pro NFL star turned rapper Adam "Pacman" Jones (4:15). Rory a...
Episode 346 | Mal’s Anatomy
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A $exy Pod 4 U. We’re back after a dry Valentine’s weekend, full of pain and disappointment (1:45). The guys do a quick recap of All-Star weekend ...
Episode 345 | Por qué, My Valentine?
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Valentine’s Day! While the guys have nothing planned (1:00), Baby D is ready to live up to her “Damp February” (4:00), Mal picks a winner ...
Episode 344 | Game Over
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday! There’s a new Patreon episode out for the Supervisor tier featuring an entirely un-sober cast! Click here to watch: https://www.patreo...
Episode 343 | Not Another One
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
'WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?' x Rory feat. LEON THOMAS is available NOW https://orcd.co/rorywayaThere's too much going on right now in Hip-Hop. First, DJ Khal...
Episode 342 | Cee-Lo Walked, Teddy Swims
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rory has a challenge for Demaris and Mal- write a few bars to go on the tail end of his single releasing this week. We’ll see if they’re up to the...
Episode 341 | The Ugly Doppelgänger
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rory’s new album is coming guys! He gives us an update on the timing of the first single. A friend of the show was caught in a crazy scam, and Rory ...
Episode 340 | Fat, Juicy, & Trash
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bruno Mars has to have stolen one of Rory’s women before. There’s no way this vitriol is unwarranted. Now that Demaris is back, Rory can dance wit...
Episode 339 | Fenty Felons
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
First off, Baby D is out due to a family emergency. Please send nothing but love and prayers her way. But, let’s get into it. Fires are still burnin...
Episode 338 | Failed Fathers
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rory is still terrifying the hoes, but this time they scared him back when they informed him of his ‘Unc’ status (2:09). Somehow, this leads us to...
Episode 337 | Defaming Hip Hop
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
TGIF. Tiktok’s done, Elon ruined Twitter for everyone but Meek, and Rory found out some tough news about his queen (1:32). Then, we are informed mid...
Episode 336 | LiAngelo Ball Saves Def Jam
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Make sure you guys subscribe to the patreon to hear us attempt to out rizz each other. Mal is on the last day of his juice cleanse, so he’s been hu...
Episode 335 | Sensitive Winners
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If Mal does nothing else, he’s going to catch a stray bar in a rap song. A west coast rapper has dissed our boy on a song intended as a response to ...
Episode 334 | Fighting Irish
07 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back, fresh off of public transportation because who the f&!# is paying NYC congestion pricing?! In this economy?! After Rory gives us a b...
Episode 333 | It Is What It Is
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
First episode of the two-five! Mal starts off with hate so as you can see, nothing has changed. Speaking of hate, we accidentally pulled a Katt Willia...
Episode 332 | Sittin’ & Spittin’
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Last Day of 2024!! For the new year, Rory got botox, Mal’s considering a good beard dye, and Demaris is insisting upon catching new bodies com...
Episode 331 | Our Best Of 2024
24 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas Eve (and what’s up to all the other holidays, we’re inclusive over here). This is our last episode together before we split up for...
Episode 330 | Is J. Cole The King Of NY?
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday Gang! The crew is fresh off a week of bonding outings, going crazy at Madison Square Garden and the french restaurants. Julian and Demari...
Episode 329 | Can I Touch You?
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks to our sponsors: Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com/RORYMAL! Go to https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal to upgrade your selling toda...
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday Gang! Rory insists on giving us an update on his sickness (and in addition, how his Karma is Beautiful), and the rest of us try to ration...
Episode 327 | Reasonable Doubt
10 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday! We’re back in full force… well, some of us. Two of us are one bad pothole away from a horrific accident. Rory starts with a storytim...
Episode 326 | Your Claim Has Been Denied
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday Gang! The Apple Replays have dropped and the NRM team talks about what their lists are looking like (1:40). Soon after, they give honest ...
Episode 325 | Wacced Out Morals
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday Gang! We're back from Thanksgiving break. After a quick recap about how Rory destroyed his skin barrier and Mal took a serious loss, we ...
Episode 324 | How To Make It In America ft. Bryan Greenberg & Victor Rasuk
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I hope you all enjoyed your holiday! We are on break, but we've decided to give you guys a previously Patreon-exclusive episode in the meantime.Today ...
Episode 323 | Fragile Opp
26 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
MUSTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD. Have yall heard the album yet? We have. After a quick recap about the Atlanta show, the guys get into their review of...
Episode 322 | I’m Just A Chill Guy
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A gang of chill guys (and girl) just podding. YKTV. The spirit of the latest meme has infected the team, and they are all delusionally convinced that ...
Episode 321 | Horrible Decision
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gang is all back in town! After a long vacation filled with barefoot R&B synths and TMZ interviews, Rory is finally back at work. The team briefly...
Episode 320 | Above The Rim
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The minorities are back in charge! The gingerbread man is out of town on business so the YN’s (and an ON) are holding it down. Starting off with som...
Episode 319 | Blood In, Blood Out
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After a long weekend of dealing with Americans, the team discusses where they would live if they were to leave America, and how they would turn thei...
Episode 318 | The Results We Deserved
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Everybody alright? Okay, let’s get to it (2:09). The team is back after the election to give their thoughts on where they think the democratic party...
Episode 317 | You Chose A Side
05 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to November! The gang is back after an eventful halloween weekend! They catch up with each other (2:20), and gain some clarity on some tweets ...
Episode 316 | Spooky News
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Did you pay your rent yet? Well, go do that and then come back. Okay. Now that you’re back, Happy Belated Halloween! The crew is in the studio, in c...
Episode 315 | Tyler 'CHROMAKOPIA' vs Tyler 'Love Is Blind' (feat. Clay)
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back! Happy Tuesday! We start this episode by giving some flowers to legendary DJ Clarke Kent (1:43). Rory immediately goes from love to smoke...
Episode 314 | Palms Are Sweaty
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday Gang! Rory is back and complaining as usual, this time about how Demaris managed to out ‘Karen’ him… if that’s even possible (01:...
Episode 313 | We Cry Together
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday, gang! The team hasn't seen each other in a while because of tour so we come in, catch up, and get to the sh*ts! While Rory & Mal we...
Episode 312 | 3rd Leg Of Separation
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Big Friday tings! The guys recently discovered that Angel Reese has a podcast, and recently hosted an episode with model Kayla Nicole that went viral ...
Episode 311 | Are Journalists Bigger Than Artists?
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday Gang! The crew is back after. Long weekend of nothing. We start with some light banter, and then discuss an interesting theory Rory has ...
Episode 310 | Cole Is Free
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday guys. Without much do, we get right into conversation that has taken over the culture - J. Cole's song 'Port Antonio' that addresses his ...
Episode 309 | Billion Dollars On An Elevator
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday Gang! The whole team is back from a busy weekend, and getting back into the swing of things. We start off recapping our discord live c...
Episode 308 | Entertainment Purposes Only...
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have a bit of a morbid rolling start. Julian saved a woman’s life which led to other near deleted experiences. We hard transition into Jaguar Wri...
Episode 307 | Your Favorite Verse Might Be AI
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday! Demaris is back, healthy, and ready to get in the guys’ a** about the way they spoke on women behind her back. After posing a questio...
Episode 306 | AND DID!!!
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s just the guys today. Demaris steered clear of the microphone after the Cardi B news. Before we get to that, Rory presses Mal about not having a...
Episode 305 | ShxtsNGigs
24 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in town! The gang reunites and does a quick catch up, before getting into their London fellow podcast 'ShxtsNGigs' getting 'cancelle...
Episode 304 | Give Rory His Flowers
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're still in London going crazy! JK, actually going very calmly, very demure. Rory & Mal went to a festival together for some rap fan bonding, a...
Episode 303 | Live From London
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Live from across the pond! Rory, Mal & Peeje are in London preparing for our live show (tickets are still available at newrorynmal.com) (1:38). Af...
Episode 302 | The Party Is Dead
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We need to start this entire week over again because, much like the rest of the year, chaos is running the show. We start off sympathizing with our fa...
Episode 301 | Round 2 At The Superbowl
10 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Birthday Peeje! We pulled up on him with an on-brand gift for his birthday, Rory & Demaris give a quick recap of their Vegas trip (02:18), a...
Episode 300 | 300
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
THREE HUNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA!!! We start off by thanking the fans... and the non-fans. The hate pushed us almost as much as the love! But then it's back...
Episode 299 | Side A / Side B
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy September! Demaris has discovered the meaning of a classic song, and Mal once again is here to prove that he’s a bit… different… than the ...
Episode 298 | I Won't Wait For You
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The gang is back in effect! We’ve been away from each other so obviously we had to catch up. After some weekend small talk, we get to the important ...
Episode 297 | Mal Busts Rhymes At The Missy Show
27 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back on road! The boys have taken their talents to the Windy City, and record an episode out there, high off their last live show! Mal had to catch Mi...
Episode 296 | 10-2 = ATE
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TGIF! Fresh off our Detroit show, on our way to our Chicago show, we dive deep into our marketing bag and ask the question - what is it about Beyonce'...
Episode 295 | Hip-Hop Media Isn’t Demure
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Another weekend passed, another time Mal flakes on Demaris like 3 month old box braids and Rory gets into podcast beef. There was a debate on twitter ...
Episode 294 | You Know I Had To Do It To Em
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks to our sponsor:This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your b...
Episode 293 | What's Going On?
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks to our sponsor:This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your b...
Episode 292 | 100 Gigs & More
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Go to https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal now to grow your business–no matter what stage you’re in. U S A ! That red, white and blue is out here dominatin...
Episode 291 | Reformed Gentlemen feat.Vinny Guadagnino
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The reformed whores unite in this episode featuring the legendary Vinny from reality tv show Jersey Shore. We get immediately to the important questio...
Episode 290 | A Lil' Boat Leaks
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday gang! The gang went outside last night, and came in hungover with stories and unhashed resentments over more music debates. Julian has a ...
Episode 289 | I Am The Mic, I Am The Pod, I Am The Culture
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back after a busy weekend. Thank you Philly for kicking off the campaign! After the show the guys linked with Baby D in Philly for Broccoli Ci...
Episode 288 | The Edible Episode
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiarorymal and use code RORYMAL!This episode was brought to you by an edible. Or two. Julian has appeared at work witho...
Episode 287 | Rap Loses When The Family Feuds
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self!Try V...
Episode 286 | Swingers
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self!It's ...
Episode 285 | Trump’s Attack & Slim Shady Review
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self!Happy...
Episode 284 | Top 14 & We Not 14
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self.Talk ...
Episode 283 | Hookah Smoke & Insecurities
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/rorymalWe were all littttt for the long holiday weekend and can't wait to tell you abou...
Episode 282 | Support Black Nepotism
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back after a brief hiatus! We know you missed us, so we came back ready to talk about all of the events that transpired during our absence. We...
Episode 281 | You Can't Stop The Reign
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Go to https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Add more relaxation to your summer plans with MOOD! For a limite...
Episode 280 | America's Sweethearts
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Go to https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Add more relaxation to your summer plans with MOOD! For a limite...
Episode 279 | Congrats Kendrick
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self.TGIF!...
Episode 278 | Steam Room Trauma W/Chris Distefano
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self.Today...
Episode 277 | The Kinsey Scale
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Go to https://hellomood.com and use promo code RORYMAL to get 20% off your first order and a FREE THCa pre-roll!We survived the second week of Men’s...
Episode 276 | Pod Boys For Life
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/rorymalThe team is back after a tantalizing weekend. Rory shares a story of how he got...
Episode 275 | Wah Gwan Men’s Mental Health
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get timeless looks with modern comfort at https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Live show tickets are ava...
Episode 274 | Don’t Come Back
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get timeless looks with modern comfort at https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Happy Pride Month! Rory &...
Episode 273 | The Contrarian
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Add more relaxation to your summer plans with MOOD! For a limited time only, get 20% off your first order and a FREE THCa pre-roll. Just go to https:/...
Episode 272 | Million Slut March
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mal’s hero has returned home. Trump spent a few hours in the Bronx using rappers to spread his campaign message. Over the weekend Rory & Julian ...
Episode 271 | Good Kid, b.A.A.d. List
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well there’s another list. This time Apple Music put out the top 100 albums ever. There’s one album in particular that has Mal up in arms (19:27)....
Episode 270 | Diddy Is A False Idol
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well the tide has turned and it’s finally time for Rory to get cooked for a bad take. On our latest Patreon Rory vehemently said Chris Rock isn’t ...
Episode 269 | Love Is Blind (Feat. Clay)
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today we’re joined by the star of ‘Love Is Blind’ Season 6, Clay. We start with his signature toast and get right into the mess. After a brief r...
Episode 268 | Ebony & Scat
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rory wants to start with inter-ginger hate. He’s here to say (for the 4th time) that the clock is back on for Ice Spice. Her redundant lyrics led us...
Episode 267 | The People V.S. Mal
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This feels like the fastest 48 hours we’ve ever had. All of our phones have been blowing up, but no one more than OVO Mal. We ask Mal if he feels di...
Episode 266 | Mr. Mal v.s. The Big Steppers
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We always seem to go on vacation at the most ideal time. I’d say we’re well rested, but we’re not. Like many of you we were refreshing our timel...