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Episode 265 | The Circle Of Life

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

THIS EPISODE WAS PREVIOUSLY RECORDED…Long before Kendrick dropped. Our Ginger King turns 34 this week. He’s getting lost in Mexico which means thi...

Episode 264 | PodcastNextDoor

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re in the heart of Taurus season and Rory deserves a birthday month or at least a present. None of which will happen. Would you let your girl hav...

Episode 263 | Roc Nation’s Black Magic

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Roc Nation’s days are numbered…unless we have something to say about it. Megan Thee Stallion is back in the headlines and unfortunately not for a ...

Episode 262 | Kanye Joins The Ride

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone in? Good. The ride continues. On Saturday Drake released “Taylor Made Freestyle” ft. Tupac & Snoop Dogg (AI voices). Is AI good? Was ...

Episode 261 | The Boogeyman Is Coming (TWICE)

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Looks like we’re getting more than we initially thought. Before we get into that…it’s been a long 48 hours. We breakdown how we’ve spent our t...

Episode 260 | Beef Sells, Kai Cenat Buys

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hip Hop is back! Let’s enjoy this while it lasts. We have a rolling start as Mal dances his way into frame and continues to dance in his seat to Dra...

Episode 259 | Apparently Mal Needs Therapy

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mal needs therapy and from a specific type of person. We’re back to full strength after Mal’s historic rant last episode. Julian is back to share ...

Episode 258 | Might Apologize Later

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mal is gloating. Rory is instigating. And Demaris is sliding down a wall. A battle has been fought... well, kind of. We jump right into the retelling ...

Episode 257 | The Steel Rod Pod

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

I love my wiiiiife! *ah* Well love lost again. Chance The Rapper and his wife divorce after 5 years. Could this lead to a comeback for his music caree...

Episode 256 | Reality TV Is A Lie

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Off camera Mal & Julian were discussing this season of ‘Love is Blind’ so we cut the cameras on and rolled right into the episode. First, shou...

Episode 255 | A Mule On The Wall

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We picked a great week to plan a vacation. Before we get into the big stories we cover the DC show and the fight that broke out. After the show everyo...

Episode 254 | Friends With Benefits

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Post pandemic NY hits differently. The city is full of dogs. We reminisce over our first gaming systems as kids and how to properly diagnose our frien...

Episode 253 | Thanks For Ruining My Childhood Feat. KFC Barstool

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re joined today by our dear friend Kevin F*cking Clancy from Barstool Sports. We have a rolling start and get right into conspiracies: we cover t...

Episode 252 | Money, Powder, Respect

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

New ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ feat. Bas available now on YouTube! We recap our St. Patty’s Day weekend…shoutout to Rory and all the Irish out th...

Episode 251 | Prose & Consequences

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re stressed out. Rory and Demaris were on the Discord Wednesday night holding a Def Poetry Slam. Mal takes this as an opportunity to bring up Jul...

Episode 250 | International Women’s Day

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This one goes out to all the women. Especially the pioneers like Draya. Yes, Draya and Jalen Green are expecting a daughter. We discuss the origin of ...

Episode 249 | Fly On The Wall

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We have great news everyone…Rory & Mal hangout outside of the pod! Before we get into that we divert to talk about how bad b*tches ruined our fa...

Episode 248 | Podcast Multiverse Of Madness

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We begin the podcast talking about another podcast. Kelsey guest appeared on a show offering no new information on the Megan Thee Stallion fallout (2:...

Episode 247 | It’s Getting Steamy In Here

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

On March 23rd MAGA MAL is taking Washington DC. Go check out our new not so skit of Mal idolizing his favorite Trump speech. How often do you change y...

Episode 246 | Beyond Measure

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Put your headphones on and get ready to laugh. With our upcoming show in DC we reminisce of fond memories in Chocolate City. Where we learn that Jay-Z...

Episode 245 | This Episode Is A Deepfake

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Breaking News: Black people love sneakers and AT&T stopped working. Would you give your significant other a hall pass (23:27) ? This leads to an i...

Episode 244 | Trump Is Back & So Are We

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back home and at full strength. We briefly catch Mal up on all that he missed while he was sick in LA. Luckily Rory was able to evade Chris Br...

Episode 243 I Mal’s Sick Of Valentine’s Day

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re live again from a hidden location. In fact it’s so hidden that Mal couldn’t find his way. Unfortunately, Moneybag Mal is under the weather...

Episode 242 | The Super Bowl Episode

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re on the road (wait for the visuals). (00:00) We’re reporting for this nightcast from across the country and we quickly address travel habits ...

Episode 241 | Care Package

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Did you see it? We all saw it…you can’t miss it. Drake was forced on all of our timelines. (0:00) We go through the culture of sending & recei...

Episode 240 | What More Do You Want From The Grammys?

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back after the biggest night in music. (0:00) If you subscribe to our Patreon you were able to livestream the awards with us and hear us react...

Episode 239 | Doubling Down With Chris Brown & Quavo

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s funny how a clip you release can be taken out of context and spread all over the internet ultimately leading to endless hate. Oh well, we’re ...

Episode 238 | Meg Still Needs To Respond

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We’re calling an intervention for our dear friend and Barb, Mal (0:00). Today it’s him v.s. the room. First we provide context to the Meg & Ni...

Episode 237 | Taylor Swift Is The New Blu Cantrell

26 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s official…we’re moving. (00:00) We start with a brief history lesson and Mal wanting to change his name to Eric (13:07). Anyway, we get into...

Episode 236 | How About A Magic Trick?

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Anybody got a matchbook? We’re back with a mindblowing (pause) episode (0:00) . We begin with a trip down memory lane reflecting on David Blaine’s...

Episode 235 | MLK Changed Mal’s Diet

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We will, we will rock you. It’s Friday and we’re coming in hot (00:00). Mal did a Discord live on Wednesday night where we learned MLK walked so h...

Episode 234 | Mos Def Made Drake Pop

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a two hour Tuesday. We’re back with a long episode to help you get through the early days of the week (0:00) . Immediately Rory and Mal discu...

Episode 233 | Tunneling Through Hell's Kitchen

12 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday to wherever you may be listening. Whether it be your car, a plane, a train, a bridge, or a tunnel. Here in NYC more “real estate” has...

Episode 232 | Rebrand Verzuz: Gypsy Rose or Jonathan Majors?

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We begin today with a conversation that was originally had off air between Demaris and Julian. Once we resolve that we get right into the meat (pause ...

Episode 231 | Katt Williams vs. Comedy

05 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back everyone! This is our first recorded episode of the new year. We do a brief holiday recap, which as usual leads to many other anecdotes. ...

Episode 230 | 2020-More

29 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode was previously recorded. We’re closing in on New Years so it’s time to reflect. We share our wishes and things we’d like to leave b...

Episode 229 | Michael Jackson On The Moon feat. 19Keys

26 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode was previously recorded. We’re still taking some time off for the holiday. However, we wanted to share this sit down we had a couple mo...

Episode 227 | Anthony Edwards, Kanye & Jonathan Majors Step To The Senate Floor

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Before we get into our episode please join us tomorrow (12/20) on Patreon for our Holiday Party Livestream. If you think we say wild stuff on the epis...

Episode 226 | The Tourette's Episode

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re co-co-coming in hot today. Have you heard about the Tourette's girl on TikTok? Well we break down how we’d fare with the syndrome. We give o...

Episode 225 | There’s ONE Problem With Pink Friday 2

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today is a day for celebration. We are humbled to be in the presence of the newest member of the NOI, Brother Mal. Before Jay Electronica welcomed Mal...

Episode 224 | Blame OnlyFans & Gambling

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Calling all Barbs (Mal) it’s Pink Friday. Why does this rollout feel different? Has it been quiet for Nicki? We discuss the state of female rap. Adj...

Episode 223 | 48 Mozzarella Sticks Goes Wrong

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back from another sold out NY Show! Thank you to everyone that made that night special. Amara made her first public appearance and Julian’s ...

Episode 222 | Podcast Villans V.S. Vultures ft. Ian Dunlap

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy show day everyone! While we spend today getting ready for tonight’s sold out show please enjoy this episode featuring The Master Investor and ...

Episode 221 | We Thought Pod Beef Was Over

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re off to a hot start after taking a pod off. We briefly recap everyone’s holiday and then cover Jack Harlow’s set design during his Thanksgi...

Episode 220 | We’re Not Afraid To Talk About Diddy

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back stateside from London and immediately went to the studio. We recap our abroad experience which featured cameos from former president Bill...

Episode 219 | The Andre 3000 Album Nobody Asked For

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Unleash the flutes! Andre 3000 is finally giving us that “solo” album. Enough about woodwind instruments let's talk about other wood. Will Smith i...

Episode 218 | Rory Snubbed At The Grammys

14 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a while, but the gang's all back together and we’re here to celebrate. It’s Lulu Ju’s birthday! We start with a wild conversation fo...

Episode 217 | Jeezy Finds Depressed Box FASCINATING

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh off the plane from Los Angeles, the crew gives a recap of the LA live show where they continue their uninterrupted streak of destroying people’...

Episode 216 | Neal Brennan & MAL Do Ayahuasca

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Tuesday… let’s get this bread. We’re here to bring some levity into your life so we brought in our good friend Neal Brennan for today’s...

Episode 215 | Keith Lee Please Don’t Review This Podcast

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve officially landed in LA and have a brand new show ready for our live show on Sunday! Also, have you seen our Architectural Digest Tour? Check ...

Episode 214 | Rory Meets The Bang Bros

31 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Tuesday everyone. It’s officially the week of our LA show! Does anyone remember the grapefruit technique? Rory shares a story of when he tried...

Episode 213 | Black Timberlake vs. Black Bieber

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s spoooooky season. Eddin goes all out with his costume (wait for YouTube reveal) where he taps into Rory’s childhood trauma. Meanwhile, Rory a...

Episode 212 | Trauma Bonding With D.C. Young Fly

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Tuesday everyone! Today we’re joined by one of our favorite comedians, DC Young Fly. We get right into comedy with Dave Chappelle’s recent h...

Episode 211 | The Feds Raid DJ Envious & The Breakfast Club

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

DJ Envioussss. The feds have officially entered the world of radio. We speculate if we would cooperate with the feds. Mal was quick to throw Demaris t...

Episode 210 | Did Logan Paul VS. Dillon Danis Ruin Boxing?

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back from the 6. For the first time we didn’t break up a relationship. Instead we witnessed a beautiful (ringless) proposal. We recap a wild...

Episode 209 | Jada Pinkett Smith’s Toxicity Tour

13 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are reporting live from the 6. We’re having a great time with our neighbors up North. This was recorded before our live show, but I’m her...

Episode 208 | Reviewing The Drake Reviews

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been a weekend of podcast beef. First we get reviewed by Azealia Banks. Then it’s time to get into our thoughts on ‘For All The Dogs’. Ro...

Episode 207 | Is This The Best Drake TimeStamp?

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday to all the dogs. We’ve got limited tour tees available only at our upcoming shows! (Toronto, LA, London, NY) Now back to the 6 God. Dra...

Episode 206 | Taylor Swift Brings Girl Math To The NFL

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s only Tuesday and Mal is already asking for more flowers. We start with music: Doja, Glorilla & Latto. In the spirit of music controversy we...

Episode 205 | The Guys Travel Back In Time

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re taking our TikTok and marketing very seriously. We re-propose some ideas from Tupac for the guys to recreate. Did you know 4 presidents have b...

Episode 204 | Swifties Sunday, Charlamagne Mondays

26 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone wish the moneybag maven Mal a happy birthday! (Check out YouTube for vegan cupcakes & champagne) Usher has been announced as the Superbow...

Episode 203 | Adin Ross Hoax Distracts Us From Missing Fighter Jet

22 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back in the studio after a fun day at Yankee stadium where Rory claims Julian can’t hit a homerun (in right field) We made the jumbotron and...

Episode 202 | The Crew Does Shrooms While Kai & Offset Get Slimed Out In A Sleepover

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Tuesday from Degrassi High. The crew was outside this weekend. Rory, Julian, and Eddin took some shrooms and went to Pangea at Elsewhere. This w...

Episode 201 | We Don’t Need The VMAs, Song Of The Summer, K-POP Hate

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We open with choosing the song of the summer and Ice Spice’s Dunkin' Donuts collab. We stay on music and discuss the VMAs aka the Taylor Swift award...

Episode 200 | Gunna Isn’t Canceled, New Cardi & Meg, & Polish Blackface

12 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY 200th EPISODE EVERYONE!!! Thank you all for hanging with us on a weekly basis. We take time to celebrate with champagne & even a smoke machi...

Episode 199 | BarStool Pizza Gate, Kendrick’s Leaked Verse, Doja V.S. Cardi B & Meg

08 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’ve got a rolling start today and Rory has the “dickens”. Speaking of dick(ins) Obama has some wild allegations making the rounds. We react to...

Episode 198 | Viral Tinder Thief, Fake High School Team Scam, & Doja Cat’s Demons

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re officially the hardest working pod in the game. Rory got us working on Labor Day. The team takes aim at Julian after he hosted his first party...

Episode 197 | PinkyDoll /Glizzy NPC, Mitch McConnell, & We’re Back On Tour

01 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

TOUR TICKETS ARE ON SALE!!! Get your tickets now to Toronto, Los Angeles, London, or New York. We begin with discussing the Chew Live Crew hitting the...

Episode 196 | Giuliani’s Rizz, Trump's Mugshots, Giggs Answers Crazy Voicemail

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today we’ve got a fun one. First, Rory meets another Yankee legend. Meanwhile, Mal doesn’t like nose kisses (or any affection). Speaking of unwant...

Episode 195 | Sexyy Red & Tyler, FYRE Fest II, & It Gets Morbid

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back from vacation! Well everyone (except Rory) had a vacation. Rory shares how he never made it to the Bahamas, as well as a series of unfort...

Episode 194 | Super Voicemails

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Eddin here! Gonna write out this description while the rest of the gang is out. Hope your enjoying my grammar ;) Aloha from the Bahamas! The team is ...

Episode 193 | Bobbi & Drake, EST Gee vs. Bootleg Kev, Keke’s New Usher Video

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This episode the gang had a lot to cover, and of course we had to jump it off with hate. Bobbi-gate is currently upon us, and Rory and Mal double down...

Episode 192 | TDE Drama, Hip-Hop 50, Obama’s Sexuality feat. Reason

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back to celebrate 50 years of Hip-Hop and joined by our family, Reason. First, we let Reason respond to the TDE controversy over this past wee...

Episode 191 | Tory Lanez Sentencing, Lil Tay Conspiracy, & Trump Talks YSL

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We get right into the Tory Lanez 10 year sentence. Wass it too much or not enough? Remember Lil Tay? Well there’s an active conspiracy going on betw...

Episode 190 | Kai Cenat, Jamie Foxx, & The Montgomery Race Wars

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re here to end the race war. Rory has a gift for Mal. We do a brief weekend recap then get right into the fights over the weekend. First we start...

Episode 189 | Lizzo Is A Hero

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Rory’s first episode of Zaddie’s or Dad Bod Pod (Working Title) is available now to all tiers on Patreon. This pod welcomes other dads into the st...

Episode 188 | We Got That Dog In Us

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Get that monkey off your back. We start with a weekend recap which involved Rory’s seemingly racist half-year birthday party for Amara, Eddin & ...

Episode 187 | Aliens & Barbies Are Among Us

28 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Go watch the first episode of ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ live music series on YouTube! Has anyone seen Barbie? We discuss the big blockbuster week of...

Episode 186 | We Love Y’all, But Not Really

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back after a busy weekend. Rory and Julian both hit shows. Rory went to Wale then Nas, while Julian went to Drake. Drake’s interview with Bo...

Episode 185 | Gone Girl ft. Weezy

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today we’re joined by the beautiful Weezy co-host of one of our favorite podcasts, Whoreible Decisions. We start with some personal gripes. Then we ...

Episode 184 | Should PoundTown Be Allowed In School?

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back with a busy week in the “culture.” Before we get into that Mal shares us a funny story about his mom getting denied entry into Canada...

Episode 183 | We're Starting A GoFundMe

14 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The simulation keeps simulating. The newest app ‘Threads’ is up and running, thus fueling the Zuck vs. Elon conflict. We share our thoughts on the...

Episode 182 | Die On That Jonah Hill

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Even though we’ve been away for a while we’re still very much online. We start with a disgruntled reddit thread about Julian and recap what we did...

Episode 181 | Rory And Mal Shower With Fans

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back from our break with an important discussion. Before we get into the episode: If you call in for a follow-up voicemail that call will be a...

Episode 180 | Did Mal Fumble Or Did Rory Dirty Mack?

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy 4th of July weekend! Go check out our holiday edition of RAM Radio available now on Patreon. We go over our lack of plans for the holiday while ...

Episode 179 | Gunna's Album Is Better Than Young Thug's

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mal is skeptical…which isn’t new, but this time it’s about nature docs. We revisit the imploded submarine and give our predictions of what the a...

Episode 178 | LV Show Draped In Rap Beef

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Under the sea…lives a conspiracy (maybe?) The biggest news of the week has been the missing, now found, submarine. We speculate which leads to a cri...

Episode 177 | Young Thug & Gunna’s Combined Roll Out

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Juneteenth! We start with our perspective on the holiday. Rory is fresh off his first Father’s Day, which leads to a conversation about stepfa...

Episode 176 | Hip Hop Is No Longer #1

16 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW ON NEWRORYNMAL.COM!!!Demaris is selling foot videos. Find her on Cameo stepping on cigarette butts. Speaking of feet, Doja Cat...

Episode 175 | YesMalz Goes To Trial

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

From court-side back to the courtroom…Mal is back on trial. Mal will be defending himself while Julian represents the people. We press Mal about his...

Episode 174 | Zion Needs To Work On His Game

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Strap in (pause) for an in-cohesive episode. It’s clear that the most polluted air in the world got to our heads…bare with us. Anyway, Apple Visio...

Episode 173 | Heauxin’ With Good Intentions

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back from a mixy weekend. Rory and Julian hit the road on Sunday to get extremely industry at Roots Picnic. Rory has officially been initiated...

Episode 172 | Rory & MAL Act Bad

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Pride Month! We’re back after almost two weeks away from each other and we pick up right where we left off. The LA crew Rory, Julian and Demar...

Episode 171 | Is Rory Using His Kid For The Album Rollout?

26 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well the day has finally come…and no we’re not talking about Rory’s album (yet). Today we can congratulate Rory on the sex. Our guy is a father ...

Episode 170 | Rory Got PUNCHED In The Face!

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

***IMPORTANT NOTICE***We previously recorded this week's episodes so we could all celebrate Rory's album in LA. That being said, this episode doesn't ...

Episode 169 | Will Charlamagne Pay His D*ck Debt?

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gotta start off with letting you know that the opening track is "My Phone Can Die" ft. Ari Lennox & James Fauntleroy, the latest single out of Ror...

Episode 168 | Ja Morant Doesn't Want A Second Chance

16 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We hope all of our mom listeners had a wonderful Mother’s Day! Now let's get to what happens when your kid doesn’t listen. Ja Morant is doing his ...

Episode 167 | We Create The Simulation

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday…now give us our flowers. Recently we’ve been predicting a lot in the culture and to no surprise the streak continues. Mal was right a...

Episode 166 | Cardi vs Mal, Rory vs White Rappers

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back from our BRAND NEW STUDIO! Everyone, including Baisely, has a mic stand. We figured Rory deserved his house back so we agreed to surprise...

Episode 165 | Rory & MAL Take The Met Gala

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

First things first…everyone go wish Rory a.k.a. The Ginger King, Roaring Ror’s, Young Train Conductor, one third of the Chew Live Crew, and the so...