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Episode 285 | Trump’s Attack & Slim Shady Review
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self!Happy...
Episode 284 | Top 14 & We Not 14
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self.Talk ...
Episode 283 | Hookah Smoke & Insecurities
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/rorymalWe were all littttt for the long holiday weekend and can't wait to tell you abou...
Episode 282 | Support Black Nepotism
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back after a brief hiatus! We know you missed us, so we came back ready to talk about all of the events that transpired during our absence. We...
Episode 281 | You Can't Stop The Reign
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Go to https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Add more relaxation to your summer plans with MOOD! For a limite...
Episode 280 | America's Sweethearts
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Go to https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Add more relaxation to your summer plans with MOOD! For a limite...
Episode 279 | Congrats Kendrick
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self.TGIF!...
Episode 278 | Steam Room Trauma W/Chris Distefano
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self.Today...
Episode 277 | The Kinsey Scale
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Go to https://hellomood.com and use promo code RORYMAL to get 20% off your first order and a FREE THCa pre-roll!We survived the second week of Men’s...
Episode 276 | Pod Boys For Life
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/rorymalThe team is back after a tantalizing weekend. Rory shares a story of how he got...
Episode 275 | Wah Gwan Men’s Mental Health
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get timeless looks with modern comfort at https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Live show tickets are ava...
Episode 274 | Don’t Come Back
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get timeless looks with modern comfort at https://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL.Happy Pride Month! Rory &...
Episode 273 | The Contrarian
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Add more relaxation to your summer plans with MOOD! For a limited time only, get 20% off your first order and a FREE THCa pre-roll. Just go to https:/...
Episode 272 | Million Slut March
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mal’s hero has returned home. Trump spent a few hours in the Bronx using rappers to spread his campaign message. Over the weekend Rory & Julian ...
Episode 271 | Good Kid, b.A.A.d. List
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well there’s another list. This time Apple Music put out the top 100 albums ever. There’s one album in particular that has Mal up in arms (19:27)....
Episode 270 | Diddy Is A False Idol
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Well the tide has turned and it’s finally time for Rory to get cooked for a bad take. On our latest Patreon Rory vehemently said Chris Rock isn’t ...
Episode 269 | Love Is Blind (Feat. Clay)
17 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today we’re joined by the star of ‘Love Is Blind’ Season 6, Clay. We start with his signature toast and get right into the mess. After a brief r...
Episode 268 | Ebony & Scat
14 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rory wants to start with inter-ginger hate. He’s here to say (for the 4th time) that the clock is back on for Ice Spice. Her redundant lyrics led us...
Episode 267 | The People V.S. Mal
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This feels like the fastest 48 hours we’ve ever had. All of our phones have been blowing up, but no one more than OVO Mal. We ask Mal if he feels di...
Episode 266 | Mr. Mal v.s. The Big Steppers
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We always seem to go on vacation at the most ideal time. I’d say we’re well rested, but we’re not. Like many of you we were refreshing our timel...
Episode 265 | The Circle Of Life
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
THIS EPISODE WAS PREVIOUSLY RECORDED…Long before Kendrick dropped. Our Ginger King turns 34 this week. He’s getting lost in Mexico which means thi...
Episode 264 | PodcastNextDoor
30 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re in the heart of Taurus season and Rory deserves a birthday month or at least a present. None of which will happen. Would you let your girl hav...
Episode 263 | Roc Nation’s Black Magic
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Roc Nation’s days are numbered…unless we have something to say about it. Megan Thee Stallion is back in the headlines and unfortunately not for a ...
Episode 262 | Kanye Joins The Ride
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone in? Good. The ride continues. On Saturday Drake released “Taylor Made Freestyle” ft. Tupac & Snoop Dogg (AI voices). Is AI good? Was ...
Episode 261 | The Boogeyman Is Coming (TWICE)
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Looks like we’re getting more than we initially thought. Before we get into that…it’s been a long 48 hours. We breakdown how we’ve spent our t...
Episode 260 | Beef Sells, Kai Cenat Buys
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hip Hop is back! Let’s enjoy this while it lasts. We have a rolling start as Mal dances his way into frame and continues to dance in his seat to Dra...
Episode 259 | Apparently Mal Needs Therapy
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mal needs therapy and from a specific type of person. We’re back to full strength after Mal’s historic rant last episode. Julian is back to share ...
Episode 258 | Might Apologize Later
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mal is gloating. Rory is instigating. And Demaris is sliding down a wall. A battle has been fought... well, kind of. We jump right into the retelling ...
Episode 257 | The Steel Rod Pod
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I love my wiiiiife! *ah* Well love lost again. Chance The Rapper and his wife divorce after 5 years. Could this lead to a comeback for his music caree...
Episode 256 | Reality TV Is A Lie
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Off camera Mal & Julian were discussing this season of ‘Love is Blind’ so we cut the cameras on and rolled right into the episode. First, shou...
Episode 255 | A Mule On The Wall
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We picked a great week to plan a vacation. Before we get into the big stories we cover the DC show and the fight that broke out. After the show everyo...
Episode 254 | Friends With Benefits
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Post pandemic NY hits differently. The city is full of dogs. We reminisce over our first gaming systems as kids and how to properly diagnose our frien...
Episode 253 | Thanks For Ruining My Childhood Feat. KFC Barstool
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re joined today by our dear friend Kevin F*cking Clancy from Barstool Sports. We have a rolling start and get right into conspiracies: we cover t...
Episode 252 | Money, Powder, Respect
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
New ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ feat. Bas available now on YouTube! We recap our St. Patty’s Day weekend…shoutout to Rory and all the Irish out th...
Episode 251 | Prose & Consequences
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re stressed out. Rory and Demaris were on the Discord Wednesday night holding a Def Poetry Slam. Mal takes this as an opportunity to bring up Jul...
Episode 250 | International Women’s Day
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This one goes out to all the women. Especially the pioneers like Draya. Yes, Draya and Jalen Green are expecting a daughter. We discuss the origin of ...
Episode 249 | Fly On The Wall
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have great news everyone…Rory & Mal hangout outside of the pod! Before we get into that we divert to talk about how bad b*tches ruined our fa...
Episode 248 | Podcast Multiverse Of Madness
05 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We begin the podcast talking about another podcast. Kelsey guest appeared on a show offering no new information on the Megan Thee Stallion fallout (2:...
Episode 247 | It’s Getting Steamy In Here
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On March 23rd MAGA MAL is taking Washington DC. Go check out our new not so skit of Mal idolizing his favorite Trump speech. How often do you change y...
Episode 246 | Beyond Measure
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Put your headphones on and get ready to laugh. With our upcoming show in DC we reminisce of fond memories in Chocolate City. Where we learn that Jay-Z...
Episode 245 | This Episode Is A Deepfake
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Breaking News: Black people love sneakers and AT&T stopped working. Would you give your significant other a hall pass (23:27) ? This leads to an i...
Episode 244 | Trump Is Back & So Are We
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back home and at full strength. We briefly catch Mal up on all that he missed while he was sick in LA. Luckily Rory was able to evade Chris Br...
Episode 243 I Mal’s Sick Of Valentine’s Day
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re live again from a hidden location. In fact it’s so hidden that Mal couldn’t find his way. Unfortunately, Moneybag Mal is under the weather...
Episode 242 | The Super Bowl Episode
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re on the road (wait for the visuals). (00:00) We’re reporting for this nightcast from across the country and we quickly address travel habits ...
Episode 241 | Care Package
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Did you see it? We all saw it…you can’t miss it. Drake was forced on all of our timelines. (0:00) We go through the culture of sending & recei...
Episode 240 | What More Do You Want From The Grammys?
06 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back after the biggest night in music. (0:00) If you subscribe to our Patreon you were able to livestream the awards with us and hear us react...
Episode 239 | Doubling Down With Chris Brown & Quavo
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s funny how a clip you release can be taken out of context and spread all over the internet ultimately leading to endless hate. Oh well, we’re ...
Episode 238 | Meg Still Needs To Respond
30 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re calling an intervention for our dear friend and Barb, Mal (0:00). Today it’s him v.s. the room. First we provide context to the Meg & Ni...
Episode 237 | Taylor Swift Is The New Blu Cantrell
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s official…we’re moving. (00:00) We start with a brief history lesson and Mal wanting to change his name to Eric (13:07). Anyway, we get into...
Episode 236 | How About A Magic Trick?
23 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Anybody got a matchbook? We’re back with a mindblowing (pause) episode (0:00) . We begin with a trip down memory lane reflecting on David Blaine’s...
Episode 235 | MLK Changed Mal’s Diet
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We will, we will rock you. It’s Friday and we’re coming in hot (00:00). Mal did a Discord live on Wednesday night where we learned MLK walked so h...
Episode 234 | Mos Def Made Drake Pop
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a two hour Tuesday. We’re back with a long episode to help you get through the early days of the week (0:00) . Immediately Rory and Mal discu...
Episode 233 | Tunneling Through Hell's Kitchen
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday to wherever you may be listening. Whether it be your car, a plane, a train, a bridge, or a tunnel. Here in NYC more “real estate” has...
Episode 232 | Rebrand Verzuz: Gypsy Rose or Jonathan Majors?
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We begin today with a conversation that was originally had off air between Demaris and Julian. Once we resolve that we get right into the meat (pause ...
Episode 231 | Katt Williams vs. Comedy
05 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back everyone! This is our first recorded episode of the new year. We do a brief holiday recap, which as usual leads to many other anecdotes. ...
Episode 230 | 2020-More
29 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was previously recorded. We’re closing in on New Years so it’s time to reflect. We share our wishes and things we’d like to leave b...
Episode 229 | Michael Jackson On The Moon feat. 19Keys
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was previously recorded. We’re still taking some time off for the holiday. However, we wanted to share this sit down we had a couple mo...
Episode 227 | Anthony Edwards, Kanye & Jonathan Majors Step To The Senate Floor
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Before we get into our episode please join us tomorrow (12/20) on Patreon for our Holiday Party Livestream. If you think we say wild stuff on the epis...
Episode 226 | The Tourette's Episode
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re co-co-coming in hot today. Have you heard about the Tourette's girl on TikTok? Well we break down how we’d fare with the syndrome. We give o...
Episode 225 | There’s ONE Problem With Pink Friday 2
12 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today is a day for celebration. We are humbled to be in the presence of the newest member of the NOI, Brother Mal. Before Jay Electronica welcomed Mal...
Episode 224 | Blame OnlyFans & Gambling
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Calling all Barbs (Mal) it’s Pink Friday. Why does this rollout feel different? Has it been quiet for Nicki? We discuss the state of female rap. Adj...
Episode 223 | 48 Mozzarella Sticks Goes Wrong
05 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back from another sold out NY Show! Thank you to everyone that made that night special. Amara made her first public appearance and Julian’s ...
Episode 222 | Podcast Villans V.S. Vultures ft. Ian Dunlap
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy show day everyone! While we spend today getting ready for tonight’s sold out show please enjoy this episode featuring The Master Investor and ...
Episode 221 | We Thought Pod Beef Was Over
28 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re off to a hot start after taking a pod off. We briefly recap everyone’s holiday and then cover Jack Harlow’s set design during his Thanksgi...
Episode 220 | We’re Not Afraid To Talk About Diddy
21 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back stateside from London and immediately went to the studio. We recap our abroad experience which featured cameos from former president Bill...
Episode 219 | The Andre 3000 Album Nobody Asked For
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Unleash the flutes! Andre 3000 is finally giving us that “solo” album. Enough about woodwind instruments let's talk about other wood. Will Smith i...
Episode 218 | Rory Snubbed At The Grammys
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a while, but the gang's all back together and we’re here to celebrate. It’s Lulu Ju’s birthday! We start with a wild conversation fo...
Episode 217 | Jeezy Finds Depressed Box FASCINATING
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fresh off the plane from Los Angeles, the crew gives a recap of the LA live show where they continue their uninterrupted streak of destroying people’...
Episode 216 | Neal Brennan & MAL Do Ayahuasca
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Tuesday… let’s get this bread. We’re here to bring some levity into your life so we brought in our good friend Neal Brennan for today’s...
Episode 215 | Keith Lee Please Don’t Review This Podcast
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve officially landed in LA and have a brand new show ready for our live show on Sunday! Also, have you seen our Architectural Digest Tour? Check ...
Episode 214 | Rory Meets The Bang Bros
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday everyone. It’s officially the week of our LA show! Does anyone remember the grapefruit technique? Rory shares a story of when he tried...
Episode 213 | Black Timberlake vs. Black Bieber
27 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s spoooooky season. Eddin goes all out with his costume (wait for YouTube reveal) where he taps into Rory’s childhood trauma. Meanwhile, Rory a...
Episode 212 | Trauma Bonding With D.C. Young Fly
24 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday everyone! Today we’re joined by one of our favorite comedians, DC Young Fly. We get right into comedy with Dave Chappelle’s recent h...
Episode 211 | The Feds Raid DJ Envious & The Breakfast Club
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
DJ Envioussss. The feds have officially entered the world of radio. We speculate if we would cooperate with the feds. Mal was quick to throw Demaris t...
Episode 210 | Did Logan Paul VS. Dillon Danis Ruin Boxing?
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back from the 6. For the first time we didn’t break up a relationship. Instead we witnessed a beautiful (ringless) proposal. We recap a wild...
Episode 209 | Jada Pinkett Smith’s Toxicity Tour
13 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are reporting live from the 6. We’re having a great time with our neighbors up North. This was recorded before our live show, but I’m her...
Episode 208 | Reviewing The Drake Reviews
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a weekend of podcast beef. First we get reviewed by Azealia Banks. Then it’s time to get into our thoughts on ‘For All The Dogs’. Ro...
Episode 207 | Is This The Best Drake TimeStamp?
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Friday to all the dogs. We’ve got limited tour tees available only at our upcoming shows! (Toronto, LA, London, NY) Now back to the 6 God. Dra...
Episode 206 | Taylor Swift Brings Girl Math To The NFL
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s only Tuesday and Mal is already asking for more flowers. We start with music: Doja, Glorilla & Latto. In the spirit of music controversy we...
Episode 205 | The Guys Travel Back In Time
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re taking our TikTok and marketing very seriously. We re-propose some ideas from Tupac for the guys to recreate. Did you know 4 presidents have b...
Episode 204 | Swifties Sunday, Charlamagne Mondays
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Everyone wish the moneybag maven Mal a happy birthday! (Check out YouTube for vegan cupcakes & champagne) Usher has been announced as the Superbow...
Episode 203 | Adin Ross Hoax Distracts Us From Missing Fighter Jet
22 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back in the studio after a fun day at Yankee stadium where Rory claims Julian can’t hit a homerun (in right field) We made the jumbotron and...
Episode 202 | The Crew Does Shrooms While Kai & Offset Get Slimed Out In A Sleepover
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Tuesday from Degrassi High. The crew was outside this weekend. Rory, Julian, and Eddin took some shrooms and went to Pangea at Elsewhere. This w...
Episode 201 | We Don’t Need The VMAs, Song Of The Summer, K-POP Hate
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We open with choosing the song of the summer and Ice Spice’s Dunkin' Donuts collab. We stay on music and discuss the VMAs aka the Taylor Swift award...
Episode 200 | Gunna Isn’t Canceled, New Cardi & Meg, & Polish Blackface
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
HAPPY 200th EPISODE EVERYONE!!! Thank you all for hanging with us on a weekly basis. We take time to celebrate with champagne & even a smoke machi...
Episode 199 | BarStool Pizza Gate, Kendrick’s Leaked Verse, Doja V.S. Cardi B & Meg
08 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got a rolling start today and Rory has the “dickens”. Speaking of dick(ins) Obama has some wild allegations making the rounds. We react to...
Episode 198 | Viral Tinder Thief, Fake High School Team Scam, & Doja Cat’s Demons
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re officially the hardest working pod in the game. Rory got us working on Labor Day. The team takes aim at Julian after he hosted his first party...
Episode 197 | PinkyDoll /Glizzy NPC, Mitch McConnell, & We’re Back On Tour
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
TOUR TICKETS ARE ON SALE!!! Get your tickets now to Toronto, Los Angeles, London, or New York. We begin with discussing the Chew Live Crew hitting the...
Episode 196 | Giuliani’s Rizz, Trump's Mugshots, Giggs Answers Crazy Voicemail
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today we’ve got a fun one. First, Rory meets another Yankee legend. Meanwhile, Mal doesn’t like nose kisses (or any affection). Speaking of unwant...
Episode 195 | Sexyy Red & Tyler, FYRE Fest II, & It Gets Morbid
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back from vacation! Well everyone (except Rory) had a vacation. Rory shares how he never made it to the Bahamas, as well as a series of unfort...
Episode 194 | Super Voicemails
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Eddin here! Gonna write out this description while the rest of the gang is out. Hope your enjoying my grammar ;) Aloha from the Bahamas! The team is ...
Episode 193 | Bobbi & Drake, EST Gee vs. Bootleg Kev, Keke’s New Usher Video
18 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode the gang had a lot to cover, and of course we had to jump it off with hate. Bobbi-gate is currently upon us, and Rory and Mal double down...
Episode 192 | TDE Drama, Hip-Hop 50, Obama’s Sexuality feat. Reason
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back to celebrate 50 years of Hip-Hop and joined by our family, Reason. First, we let Reason respond to the TDE controversy over this past wee...
Episode 191 | Tory Lanez Sentencing, Lil Tay Conspiracy, & Trump Talks YSL
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We get right into the Tory Lanez 10 year sentence. Wass it too much or not enough? Remember Lil Tay? Well there’s an active conspiracy going on betw...
Episode 190 | Kai Cenat, Jamie Foxx, & The Montgomery Race Wars
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re here to end the race war. Rory has a gift for Mal. We do a brief weekend recap then get right into the fights over the weekend. First we start...
Episode 189 | Lizzo Is A Hero
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Rory’s first episode of Zaddie’s or Dad Bod Pod (Working Title) is available now to all tiers on Patreon. This pod welcomes other dads into the st...
Episode 188 | We Got That Dog In Us
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Get that monkey off your back. We start with a weekend recap which involved Rory’s seemingly racist half-year birthday party for Amara, Eddin & ...
Episode 187 | Aliens & Barbies Are Among Us
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Go watch the first episode of ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ live music series on YouTube! Has anyone seen Barbie? We discuss the big blockbuster week of...
Episode 186 | We Love Y’all, But Not Really
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back after a busy weekend. Rory and Julian both hit shows. Rory went to Wale then Nas, while Julian went to Drake. Drake’s interview with Bo...
Episode 185 | Gone Girl ft. Weezy
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today we’re joined by the beautiful Weezy co-host of one of our favorite podcasts, Whoreible Decisions. We start with some personal gripes. Then we ...