New Rory & MAL

Episode 184 | Should PoundTown Be Allowed In School?

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back with a busy week in the “culture.” Before we get into that Mal shares us a funny story about his mom getting denied entry into Canada...

Episode 183 | We're Starting A GoFundMe

14 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The simulation keeps simulating. The newest app ‘Threads’ is up and running, thus fueling the Zuck vs. Elon conflict. We share our thoughts on the...

Episode 182 | Die On That Jonah Hill

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Even though we’ve been away for a while we’re still very much online. We start with a disgruntled reddit thread about Julian and recap what we did...

Episode 181 | Rory And Mal Shower With Fans

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back from our break with an important discussion. Before we get into the episode: If you call in for a follow-up voicemail that call will be a...

Episode 180 | Did Mal Fumble Or Did Rory Dirty Mack?

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy 4th of July weekend! Go check out our holiday edition of RAM Radio available now on Patreon. We go over our lack of plans for the holiday while ...

Episode 179 | Gunna's Album Is Better Than Young Thug's

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mal is skeptical…which isn’t new, but this time it’s about nature docs. We revisit the imploded submarine and give our predictions of what the a...

Episode 178 | LV Show Draped In Rap Beef

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Under the sea…lives a conspiracy (maybe?) The biggest news of the week has been the missing, now found, submarine. We speculate which leads to a cri...

Episode 177 | Young Thug & Gunna’s Combined Roll Out

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Juneteenth! We start with our perspective on the holiday. Rory is fresh off his first Father’s Day, which leads to a conversation about stepfa...

Episode 176 | Hip Hop Is No Longer #1

16 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW ON NEWRORYNMAL.COM!!!Demaris is selling foot videos. Find her on Cameo stepping on cigarette butts. Speaking of feet, Doja Cat...

Episode 175 | YesMalz Goes To Trial

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

From court-side back to the courtroom…Mal is back on trial. Mal will be defending himself while Julian represents the people. We press Mal about his...

Episode 174 | Zion Needs To Work On His Game

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Strap in (pause) for an in-cohesive episode. It’s clear that the most polluted air in the world got to our heads…bare with us. Anyway, Apple Visio...

Episode 173 | Heauxin’ With Good Intentions

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back from a mixy weekend. Rory and Julian hit the road on Sunday to get extremely industry at Roots Picnic. Rory has officially been initiated...

Episode 172 | Rory & MAL Act Bad

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Pride Month! We’re back after almost two weeks away from each other and we pick up right where we left off. The LA crew Rory, Julian and Demar...

Episode 171 | Is Rory Using His Kid For The Album Rollout?

26 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well the day has finally come…and no we’re not talking about Rory’s album (yet). Today we can congratulate Rory on the sex. Our guy is a father ...

Episode 170 | Rory Got PUNCHED In The Face!

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

***IMPORTANT NOTICE***We previously recorded this week's episodes so we could all celebrate Rory's album in LA. That being said, this episode doesn't ...

Episode 169 | Will Charlamagne Pay His D*ck Debt?

19 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gotta start off with letting you know that the opening track is "My Phone Can Die" ft. Ari Lennox & James Fauntleroy, the latest single out of Ror...

Episode 168 | Ja Morant Doesn't Want A Second Chance

16 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We hope all of our mom listeners had a wonderful Mother’s Day! Now let's get to what happens when your kid doesn’t listen. Ja Morant is doing his ...

Episode 167 | We Create The Simulation

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday…now give us our flowers. Recently we’ve been predicting a lot in the culture and to no surprise the streak continues. Mal was right a...

Episode 166 | Cardi vs Mal, Rory vs White Rappers

09 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back from our BRAND NEW STUDIO! Everyone, including Baisely, has a mic stand. We figured Rory deserved his house back so we agreed to surprise...

Episode 165 | Rory & MAL Take The Met Gala

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

First things first…everyone go wish Rory a.k.a. The Ginger King, Roaring Ror’s, Young Train Conductor, one third of the Chew Live Crew, and the so...

Episode 164 | Ed Sheeran vs. Marvin Gaye: Let’s Get It On

02 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's big Taurus season. Last week we celebrated Baisley’s b-day and this Friday we’ll celebrate Rory turning the year Jesus died/Larry Bird year. ...

Episode 163 | Do Doja Cat & Jack Harlow Know Their Audience?

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday to all you ghetto superstars. We start by discussing the deeper, darker criminal link between The Fugees and our government. Staying on m...

Episode 162 | The Fired Broadcast with Tucker Carlson & Don Lemon

25 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well it’s the beginning of the week, and this podcast is now your only source for accurate news after both Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson have been fi...

Episode 161 | The End Of Frank Ocean?

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday! We’re back for a tumultuous episode as we head into the weekend. Out the gate we press Demaris about why women get to steal every holi...

Episode 160 | Rory is Drake’s Munch

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We apologize in advance for Rory’s behavior throughout this episode. We start by supporting the union of Nicki and Ice Spice, but also predict how l...

Episode 159 | Who Keeps Booking A$AP Rocky?

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday to everyone that joined the Bare Minumum Club. Today is the last day the shirts will be available. Get yours before the sale ends! Now le...

Episode 158 | Bare Minumum Boys

11 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Bare Minumum Boys are back to business. Rory and Mal directly address the cat burglar with (once again) the truth. After they set the record strai...

Episode 157 | Teflon Don And The Guys Are Doing Time

07 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Don’t act like you didn’t listen to Linkin Park. Let’s jump right into music and start with Summer Jam. We discuss the lineup and the danger of ...

Episode 156 | Media Attacks Itself For Being Racist

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Mal is still committing to Ramadan while Rory just discovered lent is coming to an end, which retroactively means he gave up lent for lent. Meanwhile,...

Episode 155 | Why Lil Wayne Is Overrated

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday! Do you have a Jazz crew? Julian went to the Blue Note, which led to more jokes from everyone. We stay on music and discuss DJ Drama’s ...

Episode 154 | Bey Hive vs. The Barbs

28 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Ramadan to all who celebrate! Today we celebrate Baby D’s birthday by making fun of her. While she was away the rest of the team went go-karti...

Episode 153 | Hip Hop Trivia Gets Intense

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday everyone, today we’re checking in with the team. It’s time to heal. We’ve had a lot of episodes without guests lately (you’re wel...

Episode 152 | Rory Joins No Jumper

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Well everyone the time has come…We’re really going to miss our Ginger King, but he’s on to whiter pastures. Rory also had a busy nostalgic weeke...

Episode 151 | The Gang’s St Patty’s Day Special 🍀

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome lads and lassies to a festive episode of the New Rory and Mal Show. Today we celebrate the Farrell heritage (peep youtube for festive outfits)...

Episode 150 | The Gang Gets Punk’d

14 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy 150th episode!!! Did you watch our Inked Vlog yet? Check it out on YouTube. Today we start with a question from Rory regarding two NBA legends i...

Episode 149 | Kendall Jenner's Annexation Of Bad Bunny

10 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday everyone “lemme whisper in ya ear”. Rory and Baisley make their return from LA (Bais is still high). Rory spent his time climbing the...

Episode 148 | Did Chris Rock Get His Slap Back? ft. SMINO

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back from WTF Studios. Demaris is “beat to the gods” as she prepares to take no accountability at SZA’s show. Meanwhile, Rory was showin...

Episode 147 | I Felt Eczema, I Turned The Light On

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday…remember pimp my ride? BLM is officially over, but not before we wish Julian’s dad a happy 72nd bday! St. Patrick’s Day is next, wh...

Episode 146 | Bryan Michael Cox Is Bigger Than The Beatles

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today we are joined by legendary songwriter/producer Bryan Michael Cox and co-founder of LVRN, Justice. We immediately jump into music and discuss top...

Episode 145 | The New N-Word

24 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Big D is back with his new rollout! The guys share their thoughts on Trump’s nuclear take, while Rory continues to prove he can rap. We stay in ...

Episode 144 | CONSPIRA-POD

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Put your tin foil hats on. We have more of our team’s 23andMe results! Eddin’s results are shocking and Julian shares his dad’s results. Rory sh...

Episode 143 | Sometimes We Don't Know Everything

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday! We’re back after a semigroup Valentine’s Day. Rory, Julian, and Demaris were at Joyce Wrice while Eddin went on 15 dates. Mal, who p...

Episode 142 | Will You Be My Malentine?

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Valentine’s Day! We hope you’re lonely like all of us. We start today with Mal reading our auras and then immediately got into our Super Bow...

Episode 141 | Rihanna Chooses Her Super Bowl Openers

10 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back and with high level political ties. Rory and Mal roast Julian for his recent dinner with former President Bill Clinton. We go right into ...

Episode 140 | Mark Normand On Spreading Diseases & Comedy

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Rory returns from desk duty and has even recruited another white to join today’s episode. Today, we are joined by the hilarious standup comedian Mar...

Episode 139 | The Minority Report

03 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It’s our first episode of Black History Month so naturally we told Rory to sit this one out. He’s on desk duty. We begin with Eddin at the Apollo ...

Episode 138 | Spoiled Beats & Next-Gen Rappers ft. Don Cannon

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The the…the Cannon. On today’s episode we’re joined by one of the most iconic producers/music executives in the industry, Don Cannon. If you’r...

Episode 137 | 23 and Him

27 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday! We’re off to a restless start as Baisley runs all over Rory’s house. Today we start with music. Complex names 21 Savage the best rap...

Episode 136 | Rory Gets Denied At The Apollo

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are back after a mixy weekend. Rory and Julian thought they found love for Baby D, but to no avail. The following night, the party continued ...

Episode 135 | KFC From Barstool discusses LeBron, Sitting on Cakes, and Barstool Politics

20 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Barstool crossover episode. Today, we are joined by KFC and almost immediately Rory asks about Barstool politics. The guys discuss sign...

Episode 134 | Bring Back Naked News!

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It feels like things are finally getting back to normal. Today starts with Eddin gifting Julian a new Lulu backpack, which will not be given to anybod...

Episode 133 | MEN SHOULDN’T DO THIS…

13 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

First off…if you haven’t subscribed to our Patreon you’re fooling yourself. The FaceTime call with the girls is available now and things get hea...

Episode 132 | 2020-Me!

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

2020-Me! Welcome to the (not so) Happy New Year. In this episode, everyone had a peaceful New Year’s…except Julian. Demaris went to Rory’s wher...

Episode 131 | Till The Rizz Runs Dry

06 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

You’ve now joined the nation of Rizzlam. Some things, such as rizz, you just can’t teach. It’s like stepping on the 2 & 4 while using your f...

Episode 130 | Why Don't We Believe Black Women?

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to our first pod of 2023! Let’s talk about equity. Actually, nevermind. Mal continues to defend Michael Jeffery Jordan in all group chats. E...

Episode 129 | Merry Chrithmith

23 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Chrithmith from the Crip Santa. Welcome to our last pod of 2022! (there will be a Patreon don’t hate us yet) Our tour has officially come to a...

Episode 128 | Gaslighting & China Mac On Robbing Kanye

20 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Chances are you’ve been gaslighting someone this year or have been gaslit. “Gaslight” has been named the official word of the year…because of ...

Episode 127 | Yes Ma'am

16 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Our second episode in LA is met with just as much chaos as the first one. First we recap the legendary performance of Mal Backwoods and Rory Mcilroy a...

Episode 126 | SZA IS NAS

13 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’re live from LA! Thank you Seattle for an interesting show and an even stranger night. First, shoutout to the legend Sir Mix a Lot for creating t...

Episode 125 | The Guys Get Emotional with Azad of Emotional Oranges

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Friday everyone. Today we’re joined by Azad of Emotional Oranges and things immediately got emotional. Somehow the P*ssy Posse and conspiraci...

Episode 124 | Boil Your Straps

06 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Our shows are out of control. As expected, our return to NY didn’t disappoint. Demaris got pressed by the lovely Taylor about boiling dildos among o...

Episode 123 | What The Hell Are You Listening To?!

02 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

No for real…what the hell are you listening to? The team discusses each of their music tastes (according to the data). We discovered quite a few of ...

Episode 122 | MAL & The Pretty B*tches Unite!

29 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We’re home!....well kind of. Eddin is out sick so we recorded this episode from WTF Studios (the house we built). The guys cover their Thanksgiving ...

Episode 121 | Mal Ran A Train!!!

22 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are back from a couple eventful nights in the great state of Texas. First we recap Luka’s dominance on the court, but he wasn’t the only ...

Episode 120 | No Soap On Sundays

18 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to Mal vs. Anyone that doesn’t believe Michael Jeffrey Jordan is the goat. Somehow the only thing Mal can do longer than argue MJ’s g...

Episode 119 | Jordan And Pippen Are Back!!!

15 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are back from their Atlanta studio, courtesy of Rockstar Energy, following another live show Sunday night. First, we learn that Rory and Mal ...

Episode 118 | Guess Who Got Kicked Out Of London?!

11 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh off a sold out show in London, we’re officially back in New York. The team discusses the rest of the trip. Needless to say, we have a newfound...

Episode 117 | The Blokes Get Wet In London ft. Shelly FKA DRAM

08 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Live from London, the mandem hit the ground running. Following a few pints with the blokes we went to BBC 1Xtra to talk about the Queen (most likely r...

Episode 116 | Rest In Peace, Takeoff

04 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week the guys take a moment to reflect on the life of Kirshnik Khari Ball, known professionally as Takeoff, and discuss the state of hip hop alon...

Episode 115 | Taylor Swift’s Newest Fans

01 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Swifties are back after a festive Halloween weekend. We open another film review, Pelham 123 (someone on Reddit please make an edit), the guys dec...

Episode 114 | TikTok is Ruining Music ft. Joyce Wrice

28 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We don’t talk enough about how difficult it is to age in the drug industry. Speaking of delays, Drake and 21 Savage pushed ‘Her Loss’ to a later...

Episode 113 | SORRY

25 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

First let’s address the elephant in the room. WE’RE SORRY…we’re so sorry. The Mixy Boys were out this weekend. First, the guys hit Ludlow Hou...

Episode 112 | Accountability In Culture Pt.II

21 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Show us (and Jay Z) the accounting, the taxes or the contract! It could all be so simple. Speculation is only fun when you're in the wrong. In the mea...

Episode 111 | The World is Full of Rats...and Porn

18 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are back after an eventful weekend. Mal treated his mom to the sake squirting bottle at Benihana and Rory went to Dave Chappelle’s midnight...

Episode 110 | Cyhi the Prynce on Kanye, Virgil, & Writing ‘Sicko Mode’

14 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week the guys are joined by Hip-Hop legend, Cyhi the Prynce to discuss paying for samples, the importance of a marketing budget, the "college" er...

Episode 109 | Jack Harlow Bans Rory

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sha boo yah sha sha sha boo yah…roll call! The guys harmonize their way into today’s audio experience. Over the weekend, Rory was uninvited to the...

Episode 108 | Year Of The Woman

07 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are back after a quick trip to Atlanta to sit down with Benny The Butcher and another sold out show in Charlotte. Mal and Julian had a humbli...

Episode 107 | Benny The Butcher Is Done Talking About Freddie Gibbs

04 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rory & Mal head to Atlanta's Culture Lab to catch up with Benny The Butcher. Of course they press him about his next project, but before they can ...

Episode 106 | Unrequited Love ft. B. Simone & Megan Brooks

30 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rory & Mal sit down with the hosts of the Know For Sure Podcast on Mal's birthday and tackle the important matters at hand... Mal and B. Simone's ...

Episode 105 | Dahmer Is Top 5 Dead or Alive

27 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week this guys talk about the new Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix series sweeping the nation, recapping the DC live show, Demaris meeting the helicopter a...

Episode 104 | Adam Levine Is A Nasty White Boy

23 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

... and we all thought Rory was the Nasty White Boy Heavyweight Champion of the World... The guys start the episode off with a brief recap of their f...

Episode 103 | The Guys Are Ready For Cuffin' Season

20 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

(This episode was pre-recorded on September 14th)The boys sat down with their team to have a (semi) serious conversation about what relationship seaso...

Episode 102 | Jack Harlow Is The Lyricist Of The Year

16 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ahh, yes. Satire. Sarcasm. Mockery. It's truly where we excel.This episode starts with an Emmy recap, and then goes straight into argument territory. ...

Episode 101 | Rory's Drug Trip Goes Wrong

13 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As we head into our hundreds episodes, Rory decided it was time to reflect. So he went on a sound healing journey to get to know himself better... and...

Episode 100 | The Team Takes Made In America

09 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

HAPPY 100TH EPISODE! In a special recap, Rory & Mal and their team pod straight from Made In America's festival grounds... sponsored by Dusse. The...

Episode 99 | J Alphonse and Lil Murda Are Not The Same

06 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rory & Mal sit down with actor J Alphonse Nicholson to discuss his controversial role on P Valley, his sexuality, upcoming roles, + more! Learn mo...

Episode 98 | Meek Mill Asked Quentin Miller For Lyrics

02 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Finally. Quentin Miller, the infamous ghostwriter who rose to viral fame after being named as a writer for Drake, speaks his own truth... after 7 year...

Episode 97 | Did DJ Khaled Set Up Ross and Wayne?

30 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode Rory & Mal start off with some questions regarding Bad Bunny, Prince, and Eddin's sexuality, and then get into the VMA's. They giv...

Episode 96 | Will Kanye Go To Prison?!

26 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Rory & Mal try to figure out how a robot of artificial intelligence had a more successful music career than them. They then get i...

Episode 95 | Azealia Banks Confesses to Mal

23 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Tuesday! On this episode, Rory & Mal catch up on their equally wild weekends, and the team celebrates Mal's engagement (with a call from his...

Episode 94 | DJ Drama Doesn’t Hold Back On Drake, Lil Uzi, & Roc Nation

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rory & Mal sit down with the legendary DJ Drama. In this interview they discuss what killed the mixtape and the classic mixtape DJ, and then get i...

Episode 93 | "Nore Explains Lost Chappelle Episode"

16 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode Rory & Mal acknowledge Nipsey's star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame, and then get into all of the new music released over the weeke...

Episode 92 | 'First The Fat Boys Breakup...'

12 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode, the guys start off giving Angela Yee & The Breakfast Club their flowers, while theorizing why they are parting ways and reminiscing ...

Episode 91 | 'So Much Heartbreak'

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of NRM, the boys start by giving their honest opinions on DJ Khaled's newest single feat. Drake & Lil Baby. They also give their K...

Episode 90 | ‘The Girl Who Divided DVSN’ feat. DVSN

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rory & Mal sit down with Daniel and Nineteen85 to discuss the creation of DVSN, the backlash of their current single, the time they became Eskimo ...

Episode 89 | 'Star Chasers'

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, after recapping their weekend and brief discussion on Netflix's new documentary 'The Most Hated Man On The Internet,' Rory & Mal ...

Episode 88 | 'Road Sodas'

29 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Beyonce Release Day From Rory & The Beyhive! The guys start off giving doormen their due flowers, reminiscing on some of their younger apar...

Episode 87 | 'Jackboy'

26 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Tuesday Everyone!We start this episode off with our usual very quick recap of the weekend, asking Mal how he is enjoying his viral fame, and the...

Episode 86 | ‘R & Beard’

22 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Rory & Mal are back on your DSP’s… and this time the team jumps right into the jokes. Our own beloved Mal became a video sensation over night,...

Episode 85 | Air Pockets & G Shocks

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode the boys go over their weekends, and then discuss the upcoming OVO Fest (and its ticket prices). They then discuss the death (or so they ...